its so true at times! but ther are exceptions.
Erin on December 04, 2005 at 12:22
shutup erin stupid hbms loser!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ahahaha
chaggs on December 04, 2005 at 02:42
ahhh..the truth in simplicity,and no one exactly what all the buttons
are for
are for
shelly on December 13, 2005 at 12:04
very true!!!!!
heather on December 16, 2005 at 01:04
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horrors of women! We are looking for men to tell us their stories
about how women have got their revenge on them. Have you ever had a
woman cut your suits up? Or worse, John Wayne Bobbitt? Ever had your
car keyed? Your front door Egged? Your tires slashed? Your porn
collection sent to your Mother? Any of these ring bells? If so let
me know. You can get me on 020 7291 0709 or email me at
tom@jonesthefilm.com. Cheers All, Tom Tom
Pollard tom@jonesthefilm.com T: 020 7291 0709 M: 077 1363 6455 F:
020 7580 3480
Tom on January 05, 2006 at 08:04
A
A on January 07, 2006 at 09:16
We're not THAT complicated.....R we?
Comet on November 30, 2006 at 06:20
this so not true
Tiff on December 04, 2006 at 10:14
Psh. This is, sadly, true sometimes.
Why? on December 10, 2006 at 08:02
this is not true
prianka on December 20, 2006 at 02:44
POOP
POOP on December 20, 2006 at 09:20
are us men THAT complicated?
james on December 28, 2006 at 12:40
Are girls that complicated? Do you want the real answer or the one you
want to hear?
want to hear?
Ja on December 31, 2006 at 05:12
ye so we mite a a few bottons to press but if u was perfect in the
first place u wouldnt have difficultiy knowin which ones to press at
wot time ;)
first place u wouldnt have difficultiy knowin which ones to press at
wot time ;)
stacie on January 17, 2007 at 01:56
just goes to show that men get turned on faster than girls..haha maybe
girl have more buttons to press than guys but so what.. guys couldnt
live without girls!!
girl have more buttons to press than guys but so what.. guys couldnt
live without girls!!
.... on January 28, 2007 at 10:43
Man a girl she be like a wet tuna. All yous gotta do is hook her
mouth with your rod. Don't forget the poop chute. Oh yeah dancing is
fun!
mouth with your rod. Don't forget the poop chute. Oh yeah dancing is
fun!
DanceMan on February 08, 2007 at 06:29
maybe both stacieeeeeee
nima on February 13, 2007 at 06:04
stacia u dont push a guys button lol u pull it.
jon on February 17, 2007 at 01:10
I'm just about tired of misguided feminazis trying to make us look
like guys with testoserone as our life source. The difference between
men and women is not only something through nurture but it's because
of how our bodies work and how our minds work. Men and women will
always be different because people will always be different. To make
such a misguided sexist comment makes my blood boil. Down with
feminazis! To hell doth ye belong!
like guys with testoserone as our life source. The difference between
men and women is not only something through nurture but it's because
of how our bodies work and how our minds work. Men and women will
always be different because people will always be different. To make
such a misguided sexist comment makes my blood boil. Down with
feminazis! To hell doth ye belong!
Dustin on March 21, 2007 at 06:03
stacie: spot on.
DeLion on April 16, 2007 at 05:00
Thats a good one cause I do have to agree to this one, but all though
men are actully the same way most of the time there always bitching
too. So some of it is true.
men are actully the same way most of the time there always bitching
too. So some of it is true.
Farrows949 on April 20, 2007 at 04:50
god fuckin dammit who the fuck is tom he comments that same thing on
every pic or text or w.e u know wat tom? i dont care if u fucking fuck
ur mom ok? go shove ur car keys down ur throught and use ur ugly long
nails to slash ur tires and tell us about it then go jump off a cliff
and ruin ur suit then tell us about it go buy eggs open ur door tell
ur freind to throw em at ur face ok?...
every pic or text or w.e u know wat tom? i dont care if u fucking fuck
ur mom ok? go shove ur car keys down ur throught and use ur ugly long
nails to slash ur tires and tell us about it then go jump off a cliff
and ruin ur suit then tell us about it go buy eggs open ur door tell
ur freind to throw em at ur face ok?...
AC-Pirate on May 04, 2007 at 10:44
Men are better than women.
Whitepower on May 16, 2007 at 06:39
DID TOM COMMENT ON EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PAGE, TALKING ABOUT SOME
WEBSITE!
WEBSITE!
E-MAN on May 21, 2007 at 09:08
Are girls that complicated? No, men are just too primitive. They can't
see the difference between 1 and 2, that's why you only need 1 switch
only for them.
see the difference between 1 and 2, that's why you only need 1 switch
only for them.
Bridget on May 28, 2007 at 07:14
Do you kno why?
because it will be a woman operating that man
control, she cant handle more than one switch.
control, she cant handle more than one switch.
XoXo on May 29, 2007 at 05:47
And the sad part is females never know which knob or button out of all
those to use.. sigh....
those to use.. sigh....
femalesknowfuckall on June 03, 2007 at 12:10
Ya i agree with AC-Pirate its on almost every page Tom Is realy
starting to irratate me!!!!!!!!
starting to irratate me!!!!!!!!
RE:AC-Pirate on June 12, 2007 at 10:34
uh... that don't work for me
Kathlen on July 05, 2007 at 09:21
white power i agree but u name sucks big time dude
real men on July 27, 2007 at 08:38
please be nice and change the name whitepower to dumbass, like you
know u truly are!!!!!!!!!!!
know u truly are!!!!!!!!!!!
bob on July 29, 2007 at 09:21
plzzzzz
guys r just easy to turn on lik stacie said
gurls just
have more brains no offence boys, its just tru
have more brains no offence boys, its just tru
Jasmine on July 31, 2007 at 05:21
you are sooooo right!
FoXy on August 21, 2007 at 07:14
yes james its sad we r that complicated
us men THAT
complicated? james on December 28, 2006 at 12:40 they relly
shouldent make men that complacated i think the buttons are off a
plane panle ovesley a woman pilot
complicated? james on December 28, 2006 at 12:40 they relly
shouldent make men that complacated i think the buttons are off a
plane panle ovesley a woman pilot
blake on October 01, 2007 at 09:25
Go suck a dick, Tom. Why not make a short film about how you can't
stop wetting your panties at night - or about how big a swine you are.
Looking forward to seeing your movie already. :)
stop wetting your panties at night - or about how big a swine you are.
Looking forward to seeing your movie already. :)
Tom you sucker on October 05, 2007 at 10:45
All this says is that this man has only two moods (sexually): on or
off. It's even more funny because of what a toggle switch looks like.
This woman he's with, she has like 5000 states, probably more. You
need an engineering degree to figure out what state she's
in. Relax, silly people. It's a caricature, so that anybody can
really get what's going on.
off. It's even more funny because of what a toggle switch looks like.
This woman he's with, she has like 5000 states, probably more. You
need an engineering degree to figure out what state she's
in. Relax, silly people. It's a caricature, so that anybody can
really get what's going on.
Jotokai on October 24, 2007 at 03:11
Women can be manipulated too... It just takes years of practice to
figure out which !@#$%^ buttons to push. However, I'll share my
winning formula: 1.) Get Drunk 2.) Go to a Party 3.) Be a
Douchebag 4.) Hit on some slut like you've never hit on anyone
before 5.) Repeat several times, success is practically
assured. If you fail, you either drank too little or too much, in
which case you should adjust accordingly. Also, you may be an
extremely nice guy, in which case I suggest you continue trying to
meet a nice girl until you learn your lesson and are pissed enough at
women to follow this plan.
figure out which !@#$%^ buttons to push. However, I'll share my
winning formula: 1.) Get Drunk 2.) Go to a Party 3.) Be a
Douchebag 4.) Hit on some slut like you've never hit on anyone
before 5.) Repeat several times, success is practically
assured. If you fail, you either drank too little or too much, in
which case you should adjust accordingly. Also, you may be an
extremely nice guy, in which case I suggest you continue trying to
meet a nice girl until you learn your lesson and are pissed enough at
women to follow this plan.
The Last Man Standing on December 26, 2007 at 01:09
Hay Bridget..
Men are primative, aren't they?
That's probably
why wemen can't even find the start button on the computer?
why wemen can't even find the start button on the computer?
Haha on January 31, 2008 at 08:54
We men must be able to turn the hardware on and off quickly. If her
old man is coming down the hall it's window jumping and 50 yard dash
time! Evolution.
old man is coming down the hall it's window jumping and 50 yard dash
time! Evolution.
bristol on February 16, 2008 at 08:23
lets have a few facts. everybody living nowdays is pretty much exactly
like the original (wo)man all the way back to the caves. men hunted
for food, fought off animals and other people, bought back meat, ruled
over the family, and had as many kids as possible to spread thier DNA.
women have bought back foods such as vegetables, they have healed the
men, noticed any change in personality to help the child and other
such careing methods. now bringing this up to modern day times.
like the original (wo)man all the way back to the caves. men hunted
for food, fought off animals and other people, bought back meat, ruled
over the family, and had as many kids as possible to spread thier DNA.
women have bought back foods such as vegetables, they have healed the
men, noticed any change in personality to help the child and other
such careing methods. now bringing this up to modern day times.
James P on April 19, 2008 at 03:24

