Rules that guys wished girls knew..........
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!
5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and
monster trucks.
8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like
every other cat.
9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not sport.
12. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
13. You have enough clothes.
14. You have too many shoes.
15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to
like it.
16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and
your Dad probably is too.
17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
18. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark
anniversaries on a calendar.
19. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from
point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes you think
we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good
with your dress?
21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
25. Check your oil.
26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz
together.
29. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an
argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of
the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know
how pretty you are?
33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want
it done- not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right
to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like
you do.
39. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are
airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's
certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was
the first two months we were going out.
41. Anyone can buy condoms.
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[Note: These are all numbered #1 ON PURPOSE!]
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse
to
answer.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
down.
1. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than
short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that
married
women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her.
1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we
can
find the perfect present yet again!
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to; expect an answer
you
do not want to hear.
1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
1. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster
trucks.
1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it
that
way.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really.
1. You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
not
work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!
1. No, we do not know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries
on a
calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd
be
any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with
your
dress?
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what
we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
1. Check your oil. Please.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact,
all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us
to
act like soap opera guys.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.
1. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it
done,
not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
1. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to
complain about having their boobs stared at. More women should wear
Wonder
bras and low-cut blouses. We like staring at boobs.
1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two
months we
were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends
* like THEIR relationship is SO MUCH better.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings. Peach,
for
example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no
idea
what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of
mind-reading
ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's
wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. What the hell is a doily?
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!
5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and
monster trucks.
8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like
every other cat.
9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not sport.
12. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
13. You have enough clothes.
14. You have too many shoes.
15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to
like it.
16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and
your Dad probably is too.
17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
18. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark
anniversaries on a calendar.
19. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from
point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes you think
we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good
with your dress?
21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
25. Check your oil.
26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz
together.
29. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an
argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of
the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know
how pretty you are?
33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want
it done- not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right
to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like
you do.
39. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are
airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's
certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was
the first two months we were going out.
41. Anyone can buy condoms.
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[Note: These are all numbered #1 ON PURPOSE!]
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse
to
answer.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
down.
1. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than
short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that
married
women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her.
1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we
can
find the perfect present yet again!
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to; expect an answer
you
do not want to hear.
1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
1. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster
trucks.
1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it
that
way.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really.
1. You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
not
work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!
1. No, we do not know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries
on a
calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd
be
any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with
your
dress?
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what
we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
1. Check your oil. Please.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact,
all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us
to
act like soap opera guys.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.
1. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it
done,
not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
1. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to
complain about having their boobs stared at. More women should wear
Wonder
bras and low-cut blouses. We like staring at boobs.
1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two
months we
were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends
* like THEIR relationship is SO MUCH better.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings. Peach,
for
example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no
idea
what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of
mind-reading
ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's
wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. What the hell is a doily?
this is so true and i love it
danielle on November 15, 2005 at 02:52
What Jennifer said is null and void, she only said that because it
probably puts into perspective exactly why she left all her other
boyfriends and now she feels stupid.
probably puts into perspective exactly why she left all her other
boyfriends and now she feels stupid.
Logan on November 28, 2005 at 10:45
all of this is very true, i have learned from this stuff already
heather on December 16, 2005 at 12:34
All of it is so true.... I love it
Asif on January 22, 2006 at 12:18
this shit is awsome. i would like to take these rules and put them
upside the head of most of the women ive been with. and one
more-hanging out with your friends doesnt mean im getting laid
somewhere else
upside the head of most of the women ive been with. and one
more-hanging out with your friends doesnt mean im getting laid
somewhere else
dave on March 30, 2006 at 10:30
If these rules really are true,I think Ill become a lesbian.
Chloe on September 24, 2006 at 04:46
u should be a lesbian then, cuz this is how i and all guys feel. it
other guys dont feel like this they are gay. if you dont agree with
this, you too should be lesbian. have fun with that one
other guys dont feel like this they are gay. if you dont agree with
this, you too should be lesbian. have fun with that one
jason on September 25, 2006 at 03:09
Thease are good..But whoever wrote this must have either just broke up
with his girlfriend and or is just a really pissed off person in
general...I mean..The relationship is never going to be like it was
the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit
whining to your girlfriends * like THEIR relationship is SO MUCH
better...Im sorry but this just isnt true atal. After the firsst 2
monthes is when things get better...
with his girlfriend and or is just a really pissed off person in
general...I mean..The relationship is never going to be like it was
the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit
whining to your girlfriends * like THEIR relationship is SO MUCH
better...Im sorry but this just isnt true atal. After the firsst 2
monthes is when things get better...
Sierra on September 25, 2006 at 11:43
not all guys feel this way... im sure sum things all guys can agree
with on here... but not all guys can agree with evry single rule on
here. and if they dnt agree tht dsnt make them gay.. i personally
think that makes them a beter person. my boyfriend has sum views like
this but a lot of them are bull shit to him. btw. hes one of the best
guys i kno and thts not jst cuz hes my bf.
with on here... but not all guys can agree with evry single rule on
here. and if they dnt agree tht dsnt make them gay.. i personally
think that makes them a beter person. my boyfriend has sum views like
this but a lot of them are bull shit to him. btw. hes one of the best
guys i kno and thts not jst cuz hes my bf.
Honey on September 28, 2006 at 05:09
Nope, the rules work on gay men as well... My b/f agrees with nearly
all of them!!! and i agree with most of them! teh he!
all of them!!! and i agree with most of them! teh he!
Ball on October 13, 2006 at 06:56
HONEY'S GOT HIM P-WHIPED
A GUY on October 17, 2006 at 06:57
YOUR'll freaks, i agree with them and i'm only 12!!! Guys aren't made
of money that's why we don't get better presents each anniverrsary
of money that's why we don't get better presents each anniverrsary
Jman on November 19, 2006 at 08:35
This is all true. Jman's got it figured.
Zeeby on November 20, 2006 at 09:26
Whoever wrote this is not getting laid.
Stephanie on December 09, 2006 at 12:23
i think guys us this as an excuse so they can get away with whatever
they wont when they have no clue of the top 41 things rules that gils
wished gus knew
they wont when they have no clue of the top 41 things rules that gils
wished gus knew
Gayyyyyyy on January 12, 2007 at 08:58
I think that this is soo ture, i feel so bad for guys because they
have to put up with girls, but i know my boy loves me anyway
have to put up with girls, but i know my boy loves me anyway
Tina on January 21, 2007 at 07:32
Yea, I think guys should look up rules that we wished they knew! they
would learn so much! I so agree with Stephanie...
would learn so much! I so agree with Stephanie...
Amy on February 05, 2007 at 09:22
exactly dont wear a low cut shirt then be like why are you staring at
my breasts its like hello they have to bo asking for it also i love
all the comments when we go out with girls thoose rules should be
handed out.
my breasts its like hello they have to bo asking for it also i love
all the comments when we go out with girls thoose rules should be
handed out.
Luis on February 08, 2007 at 05:09
Sure this is all true....lol.....uh huh.w.e.
Stacy on February 14, 2007 at 10:37
I can say that some of these are true, but also some of them are not.
Some of the stuff that it say's make it seem like guys are just
complete assholes/idiots & im sure most guys wouldn't want to be
considered that way. About the toilet seat i can agree with it i mean
come on now get over it girls, but about the reminding of the
anniversaries & stuff like that is complete bullshit. If your guy
honestly & truthfully care's for you like he said he did during the
beginning of your relationship then he should be able to remember the
date that should of been special to you both. I mean if he forgets &
you can feel it in your heart that he truthfully forgot then you
should be able to shake it off the first time, but guys don't make it
a habit. And honestly about the, "Anything we said 6 months ago is
inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and
void after 7 days" now thats BULLSHiT!!!!. Dont day stuff that you
wont mean later on in the near future because us girls remember
everything. Dont think we wont remember because believe me we will. So
wise up guys, don't be something you wouldn't want your girlfriend to
be.
Some of the stuff that it say's make it seem like guys are just
complete assholes/idiots & im sure most guys wouldn't want to be
considered that way. About the toilet seat i can agree with it i mean
come on now get over it girls, but about the reminding of the
anniversaries & stuff like that is complete bullshit. If your guy
honestly & truthfully care's for you like he said he did during the
beginning of your relationship then he should be able to remember the
date that should of been special to you both. I mean if he forgets &
you can feel it in your heart that he truthfully forgot then you
should be able to shake it off the first time, but guys don't make it
a habit. And honestly about the, "Anything we said 6 months ago is
inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and
void after 7 days" now thats BULLSHiT!!!!. Dont day stuff that you
wont mean later on in the near future because us girls remember
everything. Dont think we wont remember because believe me we will. So
wise up guys, don't be something you wouldn't want your girlfriend to
be.
anna on February 15, 2007 at 03:20
so yeah i totally like these rules and i sgree with amy's
codie on February 17, 2007 at 09:19
hmm.. im a girl.. yet i think these rules r DAMN FINE!!...:P good that
i know em now:P!
i know em now:P!
dee on February 18, 2007 at 01:17
haha some of these made me laugh! I love em'!
Ryley on February 19, 2007 at 05:54
DOGS ARE BETTA THAN GUYS! =) PEACE.
bee on February 25, 2007 at 07:26
for all you girls out thea that dnt agree... put yourself in the guys
shoes cos its not often that u realise hw much a guy does i mean i
totaly agree with ALL these and i think u no its tru ur jst to stuck
up or thick headed to admit it but reali if u dnt think this is tru
ask any guy... normally things are always about females but then when
its to do with the guys u females dnt want anything to do with it or
no its wrong. get ova it uno guys have felings to they need to b
treated ryt to cos in a relationship thea is generaly 2 ppl a guy and
a girl so wen theas problems with one it effects the other so if u
disagree ladys seriously pul ya head in ae cos we all no that u wantto
b the demanding or needey one in the relationship... but did u ever
think that the guy cld need the same treatment... let u think bout
that .... guy are people to ae so recognise it
shoes cos its not often that u realise hw much a guy does i mean i
totaly agree with ALL these and i think u no its tru ur jst to stuck
up or thick headed to admit it but reali if u dnt think this is tru
ask any guy... normally things are always about females but then when
its to do with the guys u females dnt want anything to do with it or
no its wrong. get ova it uno guys have felings to they need to b
treated ryt to cos in a relationship thea is generaly 2 ppl a guy and
a girl so wen theas problems with one it effects the other so if u
disagree ladys seriously pul ya head in ae cos we all no that u wantto
b the demanding or needey one in the relationship... but did u ever
think that the guy cld need the same treatment... let u think bout
that .... guy are people to ae so recognise it
jst a guy on March 15, 2007 at 02:37
guys are pervs. lets leave it at that.
cathy on March 21, 2007 at 04:42
haha. some of those rules are just gay. the guy i like is nothing like
any of those rules.
any of those rules.
Steph on March 26, 2007 at 10:14
These are tongue-in-cheek rules. So not all guys fit into this
picture, but neither do all girls. I don't want fancy gifts for
Valentine's, for example, and I am pretty direct. And about the
airbrushed models in the magazine: hey, I don't like to hear that
those gorgeous guys are "just gay" either, it makes HIM look jealous
and petty :-D
picture, but neither do all girls. I don't want fancy gifts for
Valentine's, for example, and I am pretty direct. And about the
airbrushed models in the magazine: hey, I don't like to hear that
those gorgeous guys are "just gay" either, it makes HIM look jealous
and petty :-D
Lilly on March 30, 2007 at 03:51
i find it so amusing these rules, though i have to disagree with
sum... i mean im a girl, and im the one forgetting the dates, and my
boys the one reminding me about 2 days before :) and whats the point
of saying anyone can buy condoms, we girls go to do it, but u guys
have beat us to it. but the rule about not complaining if the guy
stares at any other, i totali agree with that, girls do it all the
time!! so for u girlies who complain that ur bf is 'ogling' at another
girl, u beta not 'ogle' at another guy!
sum... i mean im a girl, and im the one forgetting the dates, and my
boys the one reminding me about 2 days before :) and whats the point
of saying anyone can buy condoms, we girls go to do it, but u guys
have beat us to it. but the rule about not complaining if the guy
stares at any other, i totali agree with that, girls do it all the
time!! so for u girlies who complain that ur bf is 'ogling' at another
girl, u beta not 'ogle' at another guy!
Mel on April 02, 2007 at 04:24
HEy! i agree with most of these and i'm a girl! i have learned from my
past relationships and the one i'm in now to just tell the guy what
i'm thinking and give him space!!!
past relationships and the one i'm in now to just tell the guy what
i'm thinking and give him space!!!
jojo <3 on April 09, 2007 at 04:00
Is this what guys really want us to know. Well then they r pretty
easy. I guess that all u have to do is be nice to them, be forward if
u want something and leave them be. K then. Whateva. =]
easy. I guess that all u have to do is be nice to them, be forward if
u want something and leave them be. K then. Whateva. =]
(^o^x) on April 19, 2007 at 12:22
the 16 colors thing....lol what is mauve anyway?!
ally on April 24, 2007 at 03:55
true sunday=sports day my fave day
Gizelle on May 01, 2007 at 03:25
Sorry :(
Athan on May 17, 2007 at 04:26
well yeah some of this is accurate but like my guy isnt obsessive over
boobs and victorias secret and thats one of the many things i truly
like about him cuz no 2 ppl are the same even the most
predictable....guys lol
boobs and victorias secret and thats one of the many things i truly
like about him cuz no 2 ppl are the same even the most
predictable....guys lol
janie on May 20, 2007 at 10:35
Do guys really dislike seeing a girl cry? I mean, if she's sad about
something and she needs to cry, he rathers she goes like what, run
away and hide from him so he doesnt see her crying? And whats up with
the girl shouldnt have a cat! I love cats, who cares if she likes
cats, guys like things girls dont like too sometimes, like get over
it. There are some things that are true, but some are just rediculous.
I'm not even one to be keeping count of special dates.
something and she needs to cry, he rathers she goes like what, run
away and hide from him so he doesnt see her crying? And whats up with
the girl shouldnt have a cat! I love cats, who cares if she likes
cats, guys like things girls dont like too sometimes, like get over
it. There are some things that are true, but some are just rediculous.
I'm not even one to be keeping count of special dates.
Singergal0o0 on June 09, 2007 at 05:02
really...
guys only own 3 pairs of shoes?
good lord... i own 62
pairs! and im blonde and i love pink! and i like to brag... my
daddy is rich! hehe.. so am i!! xoxo -jessica
pairs! and im blonde and i love pink! and i like to brag... my
daddy is rich! hehe.. so am i!! xoxo -jessica
jessica on June 14, 2007 at 01:38
I may be biased because I'm a girl, but that part about cutting your
hair after marriage is just moronic. That's as if all you care about
is our appearance. Yeah, it's probably nice to see your wife flipping
her long hair, but I'm sure it doesn't make you run gagging for the
washroom when she gets that long mane chopped. I suppose you haven't
considered the fact that we can't TELL you not to cut your hair after
marriage- male pattern baldness, anybody?
hair after marriage is just moronic. That's as if all you care about
is our appearance. Yeah, it's probably nice to see your wife flipping
her long hair, but I'm sure it doesn't make you run gagging for the
washroom when she gets that long mane chopped. I suppose you haven't
considered the fact that we can't TELL you not to cut your hair after
marriage- male pattern baldness, anybody?
Matty on June 17, 2007 at 06:30
alot of these are true, but about the checking out other girls to see
how pretty we are. B.S.! don't try to justify lusting after other
women when you're in a commited relationship. how would you feel if we
weere checking out other guys? . . exactly. don't be hypocritical
boys.
how pretty we are. B.S.! don't try to justify lusting after other
women when you're in a commited relationship. how would you feel if we
weere checking out other guys? . . exactly. don't be hypocritical
boys.
hmmmmmm on June 26, 2007 at 04:54
this is rediculous. some of this is true but sme of this is not
hahaaa. DOUBTS BUD
hahaaa. DOUBTS BUD
Shannon on July 12, 2007 at 02:02
yeah i agree with like 90% of these.
> 8. Get rid of your cat.
And no, it's not different, > it's just like > every other cat. >
9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period. i know a guy that likes
cats more than dogs so i have to disagree on that one lol. >
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't > ask us. ^^
pretty harsh.
And no, it's not different, > it's just like > every other cat. >
9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period. i know a guy that likes
cats more than dogs so i have to disagree on that one lol. >
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't > ask us. ^^
pretty harsh.
Maddy on July 23, 2007 at 06:17
hmmm... interesting.
lisa on July 27, 2007 at 12:09
girls shouldn't be so bitchy with there boyfriends.
bob on July 29, 2007 at 09:16
All of these are tru and i am a gurl
I mean i TOTALLY agree with
the whole breats thing cuz if u wear a low cleavage shirt then guys
are soooooooo totally gonna luk..... GET OVA IT!! I don't mind wen
my boy luks at other gurls cuz i luk at other boys but my bby is the
best
the whole breats thing cuz if u wear a low cleavage shirt then guys
are soooooooo totally gonna luk..... GET OVA IT!! I don't mind wen
my boy luks at other gurls cuz i luk at other boys but my bby is the
best
Jasmine on July 31, 2007 at 05:13
personally i think sum of this is a load of ass suckage and im not gay
i just kno women better than all off my other male friends and hell
yea me like starring at boobs ..their boobs, if we cant touch them
we're ganna star even harder in longing to. i also prefer long hair
but i'll only wake up whn my gurl wakes u(witch is way earlier than
me) and comb it for her.. my hairs long and i hate the crap sumtimes
so i can only imagine wat she goes thre so i dont tripp wen she getts
it trimmed uhell i trim my hair and she doesnt yell at me ..often. on
the topic of gifts and special dates... if i cant remember when we
started dating how the hell do i expect her to remember when the games
on think both ways dammit and i dont watch sports if its a cool sport
learn how to play and get off ur butt. if a girl asks u if she fat and
isnt tell her so dumbass she knows shes not she wants to make sure ur
paying her attention... and if u only own 3 pairs of shoes they either
better match every thing u own or u dont wear much..and i rather hav a
cats they can hold their own dogs need help ith plenty stuff.and cry
too much.if my girls cyring im ganna ind t why im not ganna ignore her
like a jerkof that grimmy as hell, shes not crying 4 no reason, its
not for her health sumthings wrong if ur man enough to talk big sh*t
about wat ull do i u 2 got together well guess wat ur together live up
2 wat u say dont back down now. and i tell my gurl i luv her in front
of my friends all the time i do it extra while we're around them and
im gothic. gurls are aparently really complicated to alot of dudes...
u cant sit for hours about games and crap but listening to ur girl is
a waste of time...u date her not the game and if u do see a shrink. my
girl is always trying to do stuff that i like even if i dont feel like
it she tries to sk8bord wen she has kows shas ganna fall just to make
me happy .if ur a gurl who think all of thi is tru i think that ur
eithersumwat a steriotype or around ur man and dont wanna fight..yet.
b sympathetic i u get hit in the nut trying to show off for her ud
want her to so if shes in pain or sumthin dont tell her to suck it
up. i think sum ppl should be slapped cuz they really dont think
things threw and they need to i dont c how sum of thse ppl mak it
threw life unless they're really good at acting like sumthing other
than wat they r.
i just kno women better than all off my other male friends and hell
yea me like starring at boobs ..their boobs, if we cant touch them
we're ganna star even harder in longing to. i also prefer long hair
but i'll only wake up whn my gurl wakes u(witch is way earlier than
me) and comb it for her.. my hairs long and i hate the crap sumtimes
so i can only imagine wat she goes thre so i dont tripp wen she getts
it trimmed uhell i trim my hair and she doesnt yell at me ..often. on
the topic of gifts and special dates... if i cant remember when we
started dating how the hell do i expect her to remember when the games
on think both ways dammit and i dont watch sports if its a cool sport
learn how to play and get off ur butt. if a girl asks u if she fat and
isnt tell her so dumbass she knows shes not she wants to make sure ur
paying her attention... and if u only own 3 pairs of shoes they either
better match every thing u own or u dont wear much..and i rather hav a
cats they can hold their own dogs need help ith plenty stuff.and cry
too much.if my girls cyring im ganna ind t why im not ganna ignore her
like a jerkof that grimmy as hell, shes not crying 4 no reason, its
not for her health sumthings wrong if ur man enough to talk big sh*t
about wat ull do i u 2 got together well guess wat ur together live up
2 wat u say dont back down now. and i tell my gurl i luv her in front
of my friends all the time i do it extra while we're around them and
im gothic. gurls are aparently really complicated to alot of dudes...
u cant sit for hours about games and crap but listening to ur girl is
a waste of time...u date her not the game and if u do see a shrink. my
girl is always trying to do stuff that i like even if i dont feel like
it she tries to sk8bord wen she has kows shas ganna fall just to make
me happy .if ur a gurl who think all of thi is tru i think that ur
eithersumwat a steriotype or around ur man and dont wanna fight..yet.
b sympathetic i u get hit in the nut trying to show off for her ud
want her to so if shes in pain or sumthin dont tell her to suck it
up. i think sum ppl should be slapped cuz they really dont think
things threw and they need to i dont c how sum of thse ppl mak it
threw life unless they're really good at acting like sumthing other
than wat they r.
shadow on August 15, 2007 at 02:26
Nice List, I honestly agree with all of them. But I would say that a
Guy SHOULD have at least 1 of those in Favor. I mean COME ON!
Guy SHOULD have at least 1 of those in Favor. I mean COME ON!
Sonny on August 29, 2007 at 02:44
I think that guys are pervs and have no respect for women why is it
that women don't need to stare and men are all drooling over women
even though they are in a relationship men a pigs lets just face it
they deserve to be a lone and put on an island with all the other men
and jerk off to each other lol!
that women don't need to stare and men are all drooling over women
even though they are in a relationship men a pigs lets just face it
they deserve to be a lone and put on an island with all the other men
and jerk off to each other lol!
mustangbabe on September 05, 2007 at 11:30
These rules are amusing I particularily like the don't cut your hair
ever one well guys DON'T LOSE YOUR HAIR EVER mine can grow back yours
can't it grows on your back. My second favorite is Yes and No are
perfectly good answers I totally agree so the next time you want Sex
and your wife/girl friend says NO leave at that it's an acceptable
answer. I like this game it's fun.
ever one well guys DON'T LOSE YOUR HAIR EVER mine can grow back yours
can't it grows on your back. My second favorite is Yes and No are
perfectly good answers I totally agree so the next time you want Sex
and your wife/girl friend says NO leave at that it's an acceptable
answer. I like this game it's fun.
T on September 10, 2007 at 09:19
omg...im really sorry guys!!
i know now what i didn't then...and i
will use this kowledge the best i can!! lol
will use this kowledge the best i can!! lol
Leanna on November 12, 2007 at 06:46
Maybe everyone should turn gay.
lil on November 26, 2007 at 10:24
love to see hot guy and girls haveing sex
elizabeth maertens on December 27, 2007 at 08:07
Some i don't agree with just because we girls think we're fat doesn't
mean we are!!!!!!!!!!! S O L A M E S T U P I D D U M B W E I
R D
mean we are!!!!!!!!!!! S O L A M E S T U P I D D U M B W E I
R D
not needed on December 29, 2007 at 09:18
arite all these girls saying i aggree i aggree are either trying to
impress guys, spinless, has a huge lack of selfrespect or just
dumbasses. the guy who rote this, calm down ik girls make mistakes but
guys sure as hell arent perfect either. i mean some i agree with like
the toilet seat thing, cmon ladies push the seat down and move on but
half the stuff here guys do the same thing except vise-versa. its so
"a women belongs in the kitchen" thingcmon ladies, grow a pair and
stick up for yourselve
impress guys, spinless, has a huge lack of selfrespect or just
dumbasses. the guy who rote this, calm down ik girls make mistakes but
guys sure as hell arent perfect either. i mean some i agree with like
the toilet seat thing, cmon ladies push the seat down and move on but
half the stuff here guys do the same thing except vise-versa. its so
"a women belongs in the kitchen" thingcmon ladies, grow a pair and
stick up for yourselve
wowww on December 30, 2007 at 03:35
Favorite quotes:
You look fine, really.
*Girls ask me all the
time, I answer with a yes, they get mad I answer with a not
really, they get mad.. honesty is not cheerished and they don't have
respect for their man's opinion, seriously, WHY ASK you
dicks. You're ex is an idiot.. *Yes, because do you want me to
talk about how good my ex swallows.. no, and if you don't mind hearing
about that, you are messed up.
time, I answer with a yes, they get mad I answer with a not
really, they get mad.. honesty is not cheerished and they don't have
respect for their man's opinion, seriously, WHY ASK you
dicks. You're ex is an idiot.. *Yes, because do you want me to
talk about how good my ex swallows.. no, and if you don't mind hearing
about that, you are messed up.
Markos on January 07, 2008 at 02:06
i agrre with u all
sk8er on January 07, 2008 at 03:00
OMG! Ok mother fuckers, this is bullshit. So girls, I guess we just
better start acting like men, thats what they want, pigs for
girlfriends, girls who dont even act like girls. Alright, I say, if
you dont like the way girls are, you simply must be gay. And with the
toilet seat, you can put it down just as easy as we can, if you put it
down, maybe we will put it up for you. And I know not all guys are
this way, this person is some kind of dickhead who wrote this. Damn
pride, makes you cowards.
better start acting like men, thats what they want, pigs for
girlfriends, girls who dont even act like girls. Alright, I say, if
you dont like the way girls are, you simply must be gay. And with the
toilet seat, you can put it down just as easy as we can, if you put it
down, maybe we will put it up for you. And I know not all guys are
this way, this person is some kind of dickhead who wrote this. Damn
pride, makes you cowards.
Sarah on January 12, 2008 at 12:23
I agree with Sarah because this is bullshit!!!Girls are different than
guys are how could you live with yourself?No comment really that's how
stupid this really is some girls over exagerate I understand but you
see that's what makes us girls and you never have control over us if
you don't like us for us then FUCK U!!!!!!!!!!!
guys are how could you live with yourself?No comment really that's how
stupid this really is some girls over exagerate I understand but you
see that's what makes us girls and you never have control over us if
you don't like us for us then FUCK U!!!!!!!!!!!
june on January 29, 2008 at 04:02
June is so right u assholes are going to wind up alone and u never
have control over us just because you think ur guys doesn't make u
better u dumbasses.then if u don't like what we do then become fucking
gay for all we care because us girls can manage w/out u fuckers!!!
have control over us just because you think ur guys doesn't make u
better u dumbasses.then if u don't like what we do then become fucking
gay for all we care because us girls can manage w/out u fuckers!!!
tink on January 29, 2008 at 04:06
I think most of these things are true about guys but they should
seriously think about how a girl feels about them. it has to be about
both guys and girls. u have to think about both feelings or else it
wont work out. like for example "Learn to work the toilet seat. You're
a big girl. If it's up, put it down." this is just like if i opened
the door and didnt close it, turned on the tv and didnt turn it off
when i was done watching. u put the seat down when ur done going!! its
that simple.
seriously think about how a girl feels about them. it has to be about
both guys and girls. u have to think about both feelings or else it
wont work out. like for example "Learn to work the toilet seat. You're
a big girl. If it's up, put it down." this is just like if i opened
the door and didnt close it, turned on the tv and didnt turn it off
when i was done watching. u put the seat down when ur done going!! its
that simple.
Ilona on February 11, 2008 at 04:18
you know what i dated this one guy and when i didnt eat very much in
front of him HE would tell me i was being silly and that i should eat
how much i normally do...so i do and you know what he says "wow thats
really gross to watch. where do you put it all!" come on im a size
two. we just cant please you guys can we
front of him HE would tell me i was being silly and that i should eat
how much i normally do...so i do and you know what he says "wow thats
really gross to watch. where do you put it all!" come on im a size
two. we just cant please you guys can we
cherish on February 16, 2008 at 10:40
hahhaahha this is funny. most of them are probably true.
danielle T on February 23, 2008 at 12:06
Ive never had a bf bt i thnk guyz dnt lyk wen u annoy them nd txt them
lyk krayzie nd b nosey about their love n dating lyf by expirience i
just hope i kan find the rite christian guy 4 me one day pray 4 me all
of u!
lyk krayzie nd b nosey about their love n dating lyf by expirience i
just hope i kan find the rite christian guy 4 me one day pray 4 me all
of u!
Gigi! on February 23, 2008 at 06:57
these r soo true i seriously need to show my next girl dis lol
jon on February 26, 2008 at 02:02
girls and guys we are surpposed to reproduce and crap so both genders
need to suck it up and learn to live wit one another its not rocket
science.Just dont expect anything that you know is not possible we
girls really dont need guys to live and vice versa so get a life, with
or with us.
need to suck it up and learn to live wit one another its not rocket
science.Just dont expect anything that you know is not possible we
girls really dont need guys to live and vice versa so get a life, with
or with us.
Rachel on March 08, 2008 at 10:05
I'm a girl and I love these rules. I'm one of those girls that are
friends with all the guys so I know it's all true.
friends with all the guys so I know it's all true.
Miffy on March 14, 2008 at 06:09
hehe... i'm a girl and i agree with pretty much all of these rules,
'cept a few. for one thing, don't diss cats. CATS RULE!!! i'll never
get rid of my cats just to please some dumbass guy. and a girl can
never, ever have too many shoes. LIVE WITH IT. XP
'cept a few. for one thing, don't diss cats. CATS RULE!!! i'll never
get rid of my cats just to please some dumbass guy. and a girl can
never, ever have too many shoes. LIVE WITH IT. XP
kiki on March 15, 2008 at 07:23
umm...i think that these rules are gay but only some of them but some
are pretty cool so i don't know hat else to say so i'll go pick out
the shoes to wear tomorrow to go with my purple dress... jk i don't
wearj dresses there GAY!!! lol buh bye
are pretty cool so i don't know hat else to say so i'll go pick out
the shoes to wear tomorrow to go with my purple dress... jk i don't
wearj dresses there GAY!!! lol buh bye
vanessa on March 25, 2008 at 12:54
I like girls.
Marcos on March 29, 2008 at 12:24
sounds about right
Tim on April 04, 2008 at 08:54
I'm a girl and I agree with all of them except 1 and 40..now they're
just harsh :/
just harsh :/
someone on April 09, 2008 at 12:46
Well i think its mostly true but guys will do anything to have the
girl of their dreams to stay with them..
girl of their dreams to stay with them..
That Girl on April 18, 2008 at 08:46
sometimes i get a girl can be overly dramatic but u guys date us and i
represent all girls out there u guys should know how us girls can be.
We just don't like it when guys tend 2 expect 2 much 4rm us and want
us 2 respect them but we want it back 2. We hate irresponsable guys,
but we will respect u'r "GUY RULES OF LIFE" sometimes it's just
another world 4 "WE NEED 2 GROW THE FUCK ^" we want MEN not BOYS who
say "don't do this or do that" no offense but GROW UP!!!!♥♥♥☺
represent all girls out there u guys should know how us girls can be.
We just don't like it when guys tend 2 expect 2 much 4rm us and want
us 2 respect them but we want it back 2. We hate irresponsable guys,
but we will respect u'r "GUY RULES OF LIFE" sometimes it's just
another world 4 "WE NEED 2 GROW THE FUCK ^" we want MEN not BOYS who
say "don't do this or do that" no offense but GROW UP!!!!♥♥♥☺
Mariah Carey on April 22, 2008 at 11:41
whoever wrote this phrased it very well.
i thought that it was
hilarious. but it's probably all very true and girls need to
understand this.
hilarious. but it's probably all very true and girls need to
understand this.
kair on April 26, 2008 at 09:34
fuck that!
girls grow the fuck up.
if u get in a bad relationship
dont base that on every other guy. stop being bitches who think there
shit dont stink cuz it does! so what do u tell a women who has 2
black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice. BITCH! get a clue
dont speak till spoken too like it used to be with are grandparents
and shit. them girls knew how to stay inline. and dont hit a guy or
push them if your mad unless u expect to get that shit right back at
u!
dont base that on every other guy. stop being bitches who think there
shit dont stink cuz it does! so what do u tell a women who has 2
black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice. BITCH! get a clue
dont speak till spoken too like it used to be with are grandparents
and shit. them girls knew how to stay inline. and dont hit a guy or
push them if your mad unless u expect to get that shit right back at
u!
victoria on May 12, 2008 at 10:46
mariah carey u need to get a clue ur so typical u probably cant stay
in a relationship and when u are in one guys probably hate it. ur
music sucks and thats not ur real name u just want to feel
important. news flash ur not!!!!!!
in a relationship and when u are in one guys probably hate it. ur
music sucks and thats not ur real name u just want to feel
important. news flash ur not!!!!!!
mariah carey blows on May 12, 2008 at 10:50
rachel, i think u are mistaken that girls dont need guys to live and
vice versa becuz the only way to reproduce is through sex so if girls
and guys didnt bond u wouldnt even be born u little bitch!
vice versa becuz the only way to reproduce is through sex so if girls
and guys didnt bond u wouldnt even be born u little bitch!
rachel is an ideot on May 14, 2008 at 10:14
umm i tried readin all de cmnts n i gt bored till de end..
well these
rules make me laugh.. some of them r true.. some of thm r bull
shit.. u write this all n we think tht de guy who wrote this is jus
an overgrown ape who dusn kno wt feelings are.. but yea sum of thm
are true.. fr example the toilet seat thing... but sum r absurd.. n
u guys known tht they r absurd..it ws jus written 2 y'know try n act
so kwel.. but believe it guys...we gals like more sensitiv guys..jus
so u know the fact.peace.
rules make me laugh.. some of them r true.. some of thm r bull
shit.. u write this all n we think tht de guy who wrote this is jus
an overgrown ape who dusn kno wt feelings are.. but yea sum of thm
are true.. fr example the toilet seat thing... but sum r absurd.. n
u guys known tht they r absurd..it ws jus written 2 y'know try n act
so kwel.. but believe it guys...we gals like more sensitiv guys..jus
so u know the fact.peace.
umm jus a gal... on May 14, 2008 at 01:43
a girlfriends folks suck. no i dont want to visit them.
buzzkill on May 14, 2008 at 08:23
fuck sensitive fuck u
fuck ur mom and dad
fuck ur dog
fuck fuck
fuck
fuck
umm jus a gal is a deushe on May 15, 2008 at 10:09
muthafucka
mothafucka on May 16, 2008 at 10:10
these rules would only exist if girls acted the certain ways otherwise
life would be boring
life would be boring
watever on May 16, 2008 at 08:48
hahahaha what the hell is a doily?
hhaaaa that was funny.
smile on May 26, 2008 at 09:05
lol i read these to my ex-bf (pussy) and he was just like there all
true! i was just like wtf
true! i was just like wtf
shampp makenzee on May 30, 2008 at 06:06
okay the rules
i don't care if the toilet seat is up...
dogs do
rule sunday...leave me alone also i don't care what you think i look
like, i dress for me and think i look good stop whining over women,
grow a set and be a man it's not about you, you, you oh wait and more
you? it's like eating mcdonalds for a month....it gets old fast women
rule
rule sunday...leave me alone also i don't care what you think i look
like, i dress for me and think i look good stop whining over women,
grow a set and be a man it's not about you, you, you oh wait and more
you? it's like eating mcdonalds for a month....it gets old fast women
rule
jj on June 04, 2008 at 10:18
Rules that guys wished girls knew..........
1. If you think you're
fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet
seat: if it's up put it down. 3. Don't cut your hair. Ever. 4.
Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he
can find the perfect present, again! 5. If you ask a question you
don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 6.
Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it. 7. Don't ask
him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such
topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks. 8.
Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every
other cat. 9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period. 10. Sunday =
Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it
be. 11. Shopping is not sport. 12. Anything you wear is fine.
Really. 13. You have enough clothes. 14. You have too many
shoes. 15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect
us to like it. 16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an
idiot and your Dad probably is too. 17. Ask for what you want.
Subtle hints don't work. 18. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He
never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. 19. Yes, pissing
standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range.
We're bound to miss sometimes. 20. Most guys own two to three pairs
of shoes-what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which
pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? 21. Yes and No
are perfectly acceptable answers. 22. A headache that lasts for 17
months is a problem. See a doctor. 23. Your Mom doesn't have to be
our best friend. 24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. 25.
Check your oil. 26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do. 27.
Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. 28. It is
neither in your best interest nor ours to take the
quiz together. 29. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is
inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after
7 days. 30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 31. If something we
said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad
and angry, we meant the other one. 32. Let us ogle. If we don't look
at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? 33. Don't rub
the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. 34. You can either
ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done- not
both. 35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
during commercials. 36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions,
and neither do we. 37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses
lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. 38.
Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you
do. 39. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines
are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly
not going to deter us from reading the magazines. 40. The
relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we
were going out. 41. Anyone can buy
condoms. ----------------------------------------------------------
------------ [Note: These are all numbered #1 ON PURPOSE!] 1. If
you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We
refuse to answer. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big
girl. If it's up, put it down. 1. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long
hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big
reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut
their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her. 1. Birthdays,
Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find
the perfect present yet again! 1. If you ask a question you don't
want an answer to; expect an answer you do not want to hear. 1.
Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 1. Do not
ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss
such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and
monster trucks. 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the
changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is not a sport, and
no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. When we have
to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. 1.
You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes. 1. Crying is
blackmail. 1. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot. 1. Ask for what you
want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong
hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it! 1. No,
we do not know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on
a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand. 1. Most guys own
three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good
at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good
with your dress? 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers
to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you
want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your
girlfriends are for. 1. Foreign films are best left to
foreigners. 1. Check your oil. Please. 1. Anything we said 6
months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments
become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you won't dress like the
Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera
guys. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one
of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1.
Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. 1. You can
either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done, not
both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need
directions, and neither do we. 1. Women wearing Wonder bras and
low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs
stared at. More women should wear Wonder bras and low-cut blouses.
We like staring at boobs. 1. The relationship is never going to be
like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And
quit whining to your girlfriends * like THEIR relationship is SO MUCH
better. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like windows default
settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is
also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it
will be scratched. We do that. 1. We are not mind readers and we
never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how
little we care about you. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say
"nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying,
but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. What the hell is a doily?
fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet
seat: if it's up put it down. 3. Don't cut your hair. Ever. 4.
Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he
can find the perfect present, again! 5. If you ask a question you
don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 6.
Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it. 7. Don't ask
him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such
topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks. 8.
Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every
other cat. 9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period. 10. Sunday =
Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it
be. 11. Shopping is not sport. 12. Anything you wear is fine.
Really. 13. You have enough clothes. 14. You have too many
shoes. 15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect
us to like it. 16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an
idiot and your Dad probably is too. 17. Ask for what you want.
Subtle hints don't work. 18. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He
never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. 19. Yes, pissing
standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range.
We're bound to miss sometimes. 20. Most guys own two to three pairs
of shoes-what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which
pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? 21. Yes and No
are perfectly acceptable answers. 22. A headache that lasts for 17
months is a problem. See a doctor. 23. Your Mom doesn't have to be
our best friend. 24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. 25.
Check your oil. 26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do. 27.
Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. 28. It is
neither in your best interest nor ours to take the
quiz together. 29. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is
inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after
7 days. 30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 31. If something we
said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad
and angry, we meant the other one. 32. Let us ogle. If we don't look
at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? 33. Don't rub
the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. 34. You can either
ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done- not
both. 35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
during commercials. 36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions,
and neither do we. 37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses
lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. 38.
Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you
do. 39. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines
are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly
not going to deter us from reading the magazines. 40. The
relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we
were going out. 41. Anyone can buy
condoms. ----------------------------------------------------------
------------ [Note: These are all numbered #1 ON PURPOSE!] 1. If
you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We
refuse to answer. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big
girl. If it's up, put it down. 1. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long
hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big
reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut
their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her. 1. Birthdays,
Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find
the perfect present yet again! 1. If you ask a question you don't
want an answer to; expect an answer you do not want to hear. 1.
Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 1. Do not
ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss
such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and
monster trucks. 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the
changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is not a sport, and
no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. When we have
to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. 1.
You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes. 1. Crying is
blackmail. 1. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot. 1. Ask for what you
want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong
hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it! 1. No,
we do not know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on
a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand. 1. Most guys own
three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good
at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good
with your dress? 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers
to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you
want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your
girlfriends are for. 1. Foreign films are best left to
foreigners. 1. Check your oil. Please. 1. Anything we said 6
months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments
become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you won't dress like the
Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera
guys. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one
of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1.
Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. 1. You can
either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done, not
both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need
directions, and neither do we. 1. Women wearing Wonder bras and
low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs
stared at. More women should wear Wonder bras and low-cut blouses.
We like staring at boobs. 1. The relationship is never going to be
like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And
quit whining to your girlfriends * like THEIR relationship is SO MUCH
better. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like windows default
settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is
also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it
will be scratched. We do that. 1. We are not mind readers and we
never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how
little we care about you. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say
"nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying,
but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. What the hell is a doily?
Suck on June 06, 2008 at 10:10
i dont understand number 3...y dont guys want girls to cut their hair?
im not sure if i'll be able to find this page again, but maybe i will.
please answer my comment on this page and if possible, email it to me
at iatebertandernie@aim.com thanks so much :)
im not sure if i'll be able to find this page again, but maybe i will.
please answer my comment on this page and if possible, email it to me
at iatebertandernie@aim.com thanks so much :)
Christi on June 08, 2008 at 08:59
Half of this stuff is bullshit. If guys have 41 things they wanted
girls to know, than girls probably have double that. For a
relationship to work, you have to have mutual feelings. You can't
expect a girl to deal with all of this, if you can't deal with all of
your girl's "rules" or whatever you wanna call it. So stop your
bitching GUYS. And if you girls really wanna know what your guy
likes/dislikes, ask him! Don't go reading some lame ass thing like
this.
girls to know, than girls probably have double that. For a
relationship to work, you have to have mutual feelings. You can't
expect a girl to deal with all of this, if you can't deal with all of
your girl's "rules" or whatever you wanna call it. So stop your
bitching GUYS. And if you girls really wanna know what your guy
likes/dislikes, ask him! Don't go reading some lame ass thing like
this.
Audrina on July 01, 2008 at 09:42
Geez people, this list is satirical. It's not meant to be taken
seriously... Though a lot of them are true. And if you think these are
bad, women, look at the rules girls wish men knew... And we actually
have to put up with a bunch of those. :P At least you never have to
do any of these.
seriously... Though a lot of them are true. And if you think these are
bad, women, look at the rules girls wish men knew... And we actually
have to put up with a bunch of those. :P At least you never have to
do any of these.
Lol on July 07, 2008 at 12:16
OMG !
that shadow person .
man i wish my boyfriend was more like you
): hes been actin gay latley anyone got any advice ???
): hes been actin gay latley anyone got any advice ???
Alyssa on July 09, 2008 at 11:37
uuuumm hey guyz im a girl but im also a TOTAL tomboy and i no how 2
sk8 and evrithin like that do guyz like that ??? plz help
sk8 and evrithin like that do guyz like that ??? plz help
plz help on July 09, 2008 at 11:45
uuuumm hey guyz im a girl but im also a TOTAL tomboy and i no how 2
sk8 and evrithin like that do guyz like that ??? plz help
sk8 and evrithin like that do guyz like that ??? plz help
tomboy on July 09, 2008 at 11:47
I think you boys need to realise that girls are girls and these rules
mean shit to us. You need to learn that girls will be girls just like
boys will be boys. You do what you want to do and we will do what we
want to do, but girls are clingy & caring and will do the oppossite of
your rules =D
mean shit to us. You need to learn that girls will be girls just like
boys will be boys. You do what you want to do and we will do what we
want to do, but girls are clingy & caring and will do the oppossite of
your rules =D
Mercay on July 18, 2008 at 04:11
if this is all true, i think i'll become a lesbian
whoever wrote
this isnt getting laid
this isnt getting laid
amanda on July 18, 2008 at 08:27
haha i agree with Mercay, dam straite we will do what we want to do &
u do wat u want to do.hell yerh girls are clingy and will do the
oppossite.if u want things done ur way u gootta come to a comprimise
or sum shit.. good on ya girls :)
u do wat u want to do.hell yerh girls are clingy and will do the
oppossite.if u want things done ur way u gootta come to a comprimise
or sum shit.. good on ya girls :)
Jessiie on July 20, 2008 at 10:50
hmm these rules r tru by the way.guyz pse do not ignore them.bt
also,they r jst truism bt GOD created the fenales naturally lyk
that.i.e they can neva kno these rules by heart bt jst by flesh
also,they r jst truism bt GOD created the fenales naturally lyk
that.i.e they can neva kno these rules by heart bt jst by flesh
jot on July 22, 2008 at 07:40
Omg. girls get over the fact that practically all of these are right
on the dot. Saying that these are just excuses because thats how we
feel does nothing but piss us off and feel like your stuck up and
stubborn saying that we need to look at your rules like only they are
worthy of being a rule. Your rules are probably just as stupid as most
of ours are.
on the dot. Saying that these are just excuses because thats how we
feel does nothing but piss us off and feel like your stuck up and
stubborn saying that we need to look at your rules like only they are
worthy of being a rule. Your rules are probably just as stupid as most
of ours are.
Josh on July 24, 2008 at 01:00
Half of these make total sense (i.e Foreign films are best left to
foreigners & the one about boobs) and then half of them are really
stupid (i.e Never cut your hair & get rid of you cat) Yes, I'm going
to cut my hair if i want to, and well, I don't have a cat..but if I
did, I'm not going to get rid of it. It's about half and half. Some
girls are just dumb, though, so you have to tell them that guys don't
care about your shoes. BUT we will do what we want, and you can't tell
us not to.
foreigners & the one about boobs) and then half of them are really
stupid (i.e Never cut your hair & get rid of you cat) Yes, I'm going
to cut my hair if i want to, and well, I don't have a cat..but if I
did, I'm not going to get rid of it. It's about half and half. Some
girls are just dumb, though, so you have to tell them that guys don't
care about your shoes. BUT we will do what we want, and you can't tell
us not to.
Jess on July 25, 2008 at 12:17
Ah ha ha, this was funny. I'm a tomboy (tomboy and lesbian are not on
the same level) so I agree with this. Oh, and some guys like girls
with short hair. Just not boy-cut short. XD Lemme disagree on two
more though... Wolves are WAY better than dogs/cats! So... carefully
watch Max or it's gonna be my pet's snack. Mwuahahaha! Another.
Comedy films rule. This includes foreign ones like Kung-Pow and
Shaoline Soccer.
the same level) so I agree with this. Oh, and some guys like girls
with short hair. Just not boy-cut short. XD Lemme disagree on two
more though... Wolves are WAY better than dogs/cats! So... carefully
watch Max or it's gonna be my pet's snack. Mwuahahaha! Another.
Comedy films rule. This includes foreign ones like Kung-Pow and
Shaoline Soccer.
Kaname on August 01, 2008 at 11:30
some funny ! some harsh ! if my boyfriend said all those things 2 me
id dump him !!!
id dump him !!!
h+z on August 06, 2008 at 11:02
What asshole wrote this?
Seriously...
Relationships are about
compromise... Not, "I'm write, you're wrong; Deal with it." Kind of
shit.
compromise... Not, "I'm write, you're wrong; Deal with it." Kind of
shit.
SomeRandomGuy on August 17, 2008 at 01:03
wow! i didnt know guys had so many rules... but i have to admitt some
of them are true :P
of them are true :P
Meeeee! on August 21, 2008 at 08:33
i dont think this is true, if u ask me it's all crap nonsense not all
guys will accept this. trust me...
guys will accept this. trust me...
Shelle on August 27, 2008 at 04:45
Well i have to say that some of this rules are true and some of them
are just bullshit really. I'm a girl andsometimes i like the way guys
think. they're really practical and simple...they don't make a huge
problem for a little thing and chicks are just dramma queens. I've
learnt so much out of this and now i know how annoying a girl can
be...lol
are just bullshit really. I'm a girl andsometimes i like the way guys
think. they're really practical and simple...they don't make a huge
problem for a little thing and chicks are just dramma queens. I've
learnt so much out of this and now i know how annoying a girl can
be...lol
Andrea on December 18, 2008 at 10:42
wow um. whoever wrote this seemed pissed off
jordan on December 20, 2008 at 08:15
lol some of these rules r the most ridiculus answers 2 our problems- i
mean i tried a rule 2 cry 2 get a new pair of shoes and it did not
work on my boyfriend!
mean i tried a rule 2 cry 2 get a new pair of shoes and it did not
work on my boyfriend!
jenna on December 21, 2008 at 07:52
i totaly think none of these rules work-the writers must have had a
horrid day to be pissed off like this
horrid day to be pissed off like this
lacy on December 21, 2008 at 07:55
even as a girl i think all of these are true
girls that think they
are fat are deal with it and lay off the twinkys if you think your
men is going to chang for u then you are lossing fucking mind guys
are not going to be perficed that is our job girls with 50 shoes
have a foot fatish are that is fucked up as a girl i cant remember
anniversaries and the girls that remember the day and every thing else
is them being obsesive guys will be guys and we cant change
them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
are fat are deal with it and lay off the twinkys if you think your
men is going to chang for u then you are lossing fucking mind guys
are not going to be perficed that is our job girls with 50 shoes
have a foot fatish are that is fucked up as a girl i cant remember
anniversaries and the girls that remember the day and every thing else
is them being obsesive guys will be guys and we cant change
them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
christine on December 23, 2008 at 01:58
wow those rules are awesome. speaking as a gal i must admit we do
forget about the guys feeling we take things and complicate them
beyond limits. gals are bitches guys love and guys are what keep us
gals going. we can't complain about these rules cause our rules are a
million times worse
forget about the guys feeling we take things and complicate them
beyond limits. gals are bitches guys love and guys are what keep us
gals going. we can't complain about these rules cause our rules are a
million times worse
just a gal on December 30, 2008 at 04:59
Geez! I never knew guys were so fussy! I think they should just take
what they get! Not all girls are going to be perfect! No one is
perfect, and one of us is bound to make a mistake!
what they get! Not all girls are going to be perfect! No one is
perfect, and one of us is bound to make a mistake!
Libia on January 07, 2009 at 06:14
I really dont think that all guys think like this if you guys do than
you guys are just straight up a** wholes girls aren't that bad we just
want a guy that we talk to and trust like a best friend and you guys
want so much more from us
you guys are just straight up a** wholes girls aren't that bad we just
want a guy that we talk to and trust like a best friend and you guys
want so much more from us
bella on January 13, 2009 at 04:58
wow, that was helpful. I'm going keep all of those in mind when i next
see my boyfriend. and dw I agree "if it itches, it will be scached"
110%, unless my boyfriend wants me to scrach it for him, then i agree
10000% ;) any excuse will do.
see my boyfriend. and dw I agree "if it itches, it will be scached"
110%, unless my boyfriend wants me to scrach it for him, then i agree
10000% ;) any excuse will do.
Lizzy on January 15, 2009 at 05:26
i mean some of these are true, and others just make guys seem likes
complete assholes. i mean the hair thing? a lot of girls look prettier
with short hair, so get over it. long hair is such a pain and we don't
complain when you get yours cut. & the saying whatever you have to say
during commercials? wtf? that's just plain mean. obviously sports is
different, i know, i love sports but normal tv, big deal
complete assholes. i mean the hair thing? a lot of girls look prettier
with short hair, so get over it. long hair is such a pain and we don't
complain when you get yours cut. & the saying whatever you have to say
during commercials? wtf? that's just plain mean. obviously sports is
different, i know, i love sports but normal tv, big deal
ashley on January 24, 2009 at 10:02
that's quite mean.
not all girls are like that.
like boys are so
perfect. i'm not saying that it's bad. and i also think that some
of it are true. but some aren't. stupid.
perfect. i'm not saying that it's bad. and i also think that some
of it are true. but some aren't. stupid.
bb on February 11, 2009 at 03:52
I wish my girlfriend read these useful tips,man!They are awsome
Frank on February 16, 2009 at 08:50
i have to agree with the fact you have to find the perfect gift
everytime which can be hard because we have hard times finding gifts
4 you guys!but i also think dat ur rules r imature and stupid 4 the
most part. P.S it's law girls get it there way and if you don't like
it then you can turn gay for all we care if you aren't man enough to
deal with it!!!!Just ask her if she gets to make rules, you can to. it
is only fair. LIke sundays be sport days and saturday 2 be shopping 4
both of you!
everytime which can be hard because we have hard times finding gifts
4 you guys!but i also think dat ur rules r imature and stupid 4 the
most part. P.S it's law girls get it there way and if you don't like
it then you can turn gay for all we care if you aren't man enough to
deal with it!!!!Just ask her if she gets to make rules, you can to. it
is only fair. LIke sundays be sport days and saturday 2 be shopping 4
both of you!
JB on February 16, 2009 at 01:49
is all this actually true about boys, so if i follow these
instructions then i would prob last with a boy? please reply im soooo
curious thanx x x x
instructions then i would prob last with a boy? please reply im soooo
curious thanx x x x
kirsty allen on February 20, 2009 at 03:43
AHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAHHHHHHH NOOO NOT MY CAT!
calico on February 24, 2009 at 05:55
If a guy cant deal with my cat then I will kick him out of my house.
End of story.
End of story.
calico2 on February 24, 2009 at 05:58
k im a girl. and thank god a guy put these on here because most of the
girls @ my school r jus like this. and when we tell them that boys
dont like it, they dont listen. i agree all of this is true because u
can tell how annoyed the guys get by being with the girls like that.
unless some of em like it... :/
girls @ my school r jus like this. and when we tell them that boys
dont like it, they dont listen. i agree all of this is true because u
can tell how annoyed the guys get by being with the girls like that.
unless some of em like it... :/
girl. on March 22, 2009 at 02:17
*yawn* how stereotypical, what an average Joe...
Where Has My Time Gone? on March 24, 2009 at 03:59
The guy who wrote this is definitely bitter about some girl. I agree
with a ALOT of the stuff on here, but I know plenty of guys who won't
agree with EVERYTHING on here. Saying that those who don't agree must
be gay is such a lame excuse for lame guys to continue to be
pathetic. Relationships are about compromise. If you think you can
just lay down rules and wait till some girl comes along and fills all
these rules, then you can just be alone and fat and pathetic forever.
with a ALOT of the stuff on here, but I know plenty of guys who won't
agree with EVERYTHING on here. Saying that those who don't agree must
be gay is such a lame excuse for lame guys to continue to be
pathetic. Relationships are about compromise. If you think you can
just lay down rules and wait till some girl comes along and fills all
these rules, then you can just be alone and fat and pathetic forever.
Ann on April 14, 2009 at 05:20
i agree with alot of these, and i'm not even a guy, wow so weird.
katherine on April 19, 2009 at 03:25
WHAT THE HELL ok if i cry then i want a guy who will cuddle with me
and tell me its ok i want someone who can accept the fact that my
parents WILL be around Girls ask if there fat because it tells us
what u think of us and yes i am obviosly a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!
and tell me its ok i want someone who can accept the fact that my
parents WILL be around Girls ask if there fat because it tells us
what u think of us and yes i am obviosly a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!
Abbee on April 21, 2009 at 02:35
ok ppl:
a. i have to agree with some of these rules.
b. the guy hu
wrote is no genius. hes just ponting things out. c. just cuz a grl
agrees wth this duznt mean she's a
spinless-tryingtoimpressaguy-sluttish-girl. d. i think instead of
just wrytng ths stuff on the net you guys shd have enuf guts to tell
grl it ws intended for. if u cant then i guess vrtual babes r the only
1z fr u. cuz rantin on the net to general public duz NOT impres us. it
just makes us wana break wth u again!
wrote is no genius. hes just ponting things out. c. just cuz a grl
agrees wth this duznt mean she's a
spinless-tryingtoimpressaguy-sluttish-girl. d. i think instead of
just wrytng ths stuff on the net you guys shd have enuf guts to tell
grl it ws intended for. if u cant then i guess vrtual babes r the only
1z fr u. cuz rantin on the net to general public duz NOT impres us. it
just makes us wana break wth u again!
apakigirlandproudofit on May 04, 2009 at 12:27
i was reading this and all the comments and i was just thinking how
much people blame the other gender for the way relationships go. if u
really like with someone, u dont make rules for your relationship for
goodness sake! if they are that ditsy, or that unreliable, or that
annoying that you have to make a list, WHY ARE THEY YOUR PARTNER? why
would you bother caring about them if you must tell them how they
should act. of course i realise that this was a comedy letter. soz if
i offended u.
much people blame the other gender for the way relationships go. if u
really like with someone, u dont make rules for your relationship for
goodness sake! if they are that ditsy, or that unreliable, or that
annoying that you have to make a list, WHY ARE THEY YOUR PARTNER? why
would you bother caring about them if you must tell them how they
should act. of course i realise that this was a comedy letter. soz if
i offended u.
a girl- really funny good job to the writer tho on May 14, 2009 at 11:49
tis is a SHIT. ta prson tat wrote dis is a ps of sht.
We girls can do
wherever we want, w r nt gonna ask u how w woul b. i have like a 100
shoes, n i dnt like guy tlling m dat s a lt becau dats m. if te guy
agre wit tis, wll h's gey. U guys shul FUCK UP
wherever we want, w r nt gonna ask u how w woul b. i have like a 100
shoes, n i dnt like guy tlling m dat s a lt becau dats m. if te guy
agre wit tis, wll h's gey. U guys shul FUCK UP
Shala on May 15, 2009 at 07:02
I'm going to have to disagree with all you girls who say this isn't
true and he was just pissed off when he wrote this. and also, the
relationship doesn't usually get better after the first two months, it
gets worse. The first few months are better because you're not as
sick of each other. just read the rules, and respect them. guys can't
help that's how they feel. you probably have your own set of rules,
you would expect guys to take them in and respect them so..
true and he was just pissed off when he wrote this. and also, the
relationship doesn't usually get better after the first two months, it
gets worse. The first few months are better because you're not as
sick of each other. just read the rules, and respect them. guys can't
help that's how they feel. you probably have your own set of rules,
you would expect guys to take them in and respect them so..
Tara on May 18, 2009 at 02:42
Some of those I can live with but the way the list was written makes
guys sound like complete assholes. If a guy told me some of that as
rudely as it's written, I'd be walking.
guys sound like complete assholes. If a guy told me some of that as
rudely as it's written, I'd be walking.
Kassie on May 21, 2009 at 05:28
hahahaha...."if it itches we'll scratch it. that's how it goes."
go
ahead just dont touch me afterwards :D
ahead just dont touch me afterwards :D
Janny on May 28, 2009 at 12:08
Lol ilove this list! I love the one about girls who wear push up bras
and super low cut tops, then complain people stare at their boobs!And
not all guys are pervs, but if you dress like a slut, only perves will
be attracted to you! Ps- f*** u jessica whoever you are lol. xoxo- M
and super low cut tops, then complain people stare at their boobs!And
not all guys are pervs, but if you dress like a slut, only perves will
be attracted to you! Ps- f*** u jessica whoever you are lol. xoxo- M
meg on June 01, 2009 at 12:54
Not all of these are tru I should no guys usualy just like girls for
their looks but why just their looks instead of who they really
are?that's a question for boys only.
their looks but why just their looks instead of who they really
are?that's a question for boys only.
Duh on June 02, 2009 at 05:42
okay this is kind of arrogant and demanding i mean why is it so hard
to commit to a relationship. this isnt the older days woman are not
your slaves. and that is what YOU should get over.
to commit to a relationship. this isnt the older days woman are not
your slaves. and that is what YOU should get over.
:\ on June 10, 2009 at 01:10
ok alot of that is bull for one if my girl is crying i would try to
comfort her for a few reasions 1. so she wont cry any more 2. so you
dont feel guilty that you didnt help her 3. so she wont yell at you
for not helping her 4. you might get a gift from her if you know what
i mean
comfort her for a few reasions 1. so she wont cry any more 2. so you
dont feel guilty that you didnt help her 3. so she wont yell at you
for not helping her 4. you might get a gift from her if you know what
i mean
mystreydude on June 10, 2009 at 11:10
Mostly that’s true of how girls act. I don’t know how they can
live their lives with all the stupid little things going on in their
heads. It’s really sad. I’ve dated girls that would have been so
wonderful if they just didn’t lie about when something is wrong or
expecting guys to know what they are thinking. Why can’t they just
have a little logic and not act like 5 year old brats. I’ve dated a
variety of different types of girls and they all seem to have a lot of
these things in common.
live their lives with all the stupid little things going on in their
heads. It’s really sad. I’ve dated girls that would have been so
wonderful if they just didn’t lie about when something is wrong or
expecting guys to know what they are thinking. Why can’t they just
have a little logic and not act like 5 year old brats. I’ve dated a
variety of different types of girls and they all seem to have a lot of
these things in common.
Mark on June 11, 2009 at 09:01
okay, i'll admit some of them are true, but honestly, not all girls
are like that. maybe i do have a lot of shoes but i wouldn't ask my
guy to pick them out for me or something like that. i'm independant
and i don't need any guy to tell me if a skirt makes me look fat or
not, okay? oh, and fuck you to whoever thinks girls are just big boobs
and brats. really, i'm a little better than that. JERKS!
are like that. maybe i do have a lot of shoes but i wouldn't ask my
guy to pick them out for me or something like that. i'm independant
and i don't need any guy to tell me if a skirt makes me look fat or
not, okay? oh, and fuck you to whoever thinks girls are just big boobs
and brats. really, i'm a little better than that. JERKS!
allison on June 12, 2009 at 05:43
Okay?...tht was way harsh...I dnt think any1 should have rules...if u
dnt like some 1...dnt date em...there is plenty of ppl out there...but
if I ever find the guy tht wrote this...ima beat the fuck out of
them...& shuv my foot so far up their ass they'll b able 2 tast the
gum on the bottom of my fuckin shoe!!...so he can just fuck off!!!...&
tht Shadow dude!!!...wtf?...y haven't I met u yet!!!...I'm suverely
attracted 2 u...& I haven't even met u yet!!!...Damn!!...ur
personality sound awesome!!!...I love goth guys...but I also like
emo/scene guys...=^]!!!
dnt like some 1...dnt date em...there is plenty of ppl out there...but
if I ever find the guy tht wrote this...ima beat the fuck out of
them...& shuv my foot so far up their ass they'll b able 2 tast the
gum on the bottom of my fuckin shoe!!...so he can just fuck off!!!...&
tht Shadow dude!!!...wtf?...y haven't I met u yet!!!...I'm suverely
attracted 2 u...& I haven't even met u yet!!!...Damn!!...ur
personality sound awesome!!!...I love goth guys...but I also like
emo/scene guys...=^]!!!
XxScenieScenifulxX on June 16, 2009 at 08:19
id say SOME of those things are true but not all. if all these thing
were true then this guy would be a really big jerk. but then i guess
most of these rules apply to american men. but seriously most of these
things describe a shallow man who pretty much doesn't seem to care
about his girlfriend at all. i would not want a boyfriend like that
and and i know a bunch of guys much better than that and they're not
gay. just more gentlemanly and more intelligent.
were true then this guy would be a really big jerk. but then i guess
most of these rules apply to american men. but seriously most of these
things describe a shallow man who pretty much doesn't seem to care
about his girlfriend at all. i would not want a boyfriend like that
and and i know a bunch of guys much better than that and they're not
gay. just more gentlemanly and more intelligent.
russianchick on June 22, 2009 at 12:19
some of these r helpful but not all girls r like tht or at least not
me. i mean if im fat or think im fat y the hell wuld i ask my bf? i
already kno i got a little baby fat so wats the point. n im
independent y on earth wuld u want guys to pick out ur shoes? i hate
those kinda girls they disgust me
me. i mean if im fat or think im fat y the hell wuld i ask my bf? i
already kno i got a little baby fat so wats the point. n im
independent y on earth wuld u want guys to pick out ur shoes? i hate
those kinda girls they disgust me
xXSmexiRainbowXx on June 23, 2009 at 10:13
whoever wrote this must have been in some fucked up relationship. talk
about a grudge
about a grudge
absolutely miffed on June 24, 2009 at 09:06
This is shit!
Somebody on June 25, 2009 at 09:35
I have a very strict opinion about this, this is not the sort of
writing that should be put on a website! It's observe.
writing that should be put on a website! It's observe.
Janice on June 25, 2009 at 11:18
Some of these rules are true, but some are just plane cruel, most of
these wouldnt be put on here if the guys wernt so shallow and went
only for looks they wouldnt be so pissed about the shoes and the
presents and all the materialistic shit, if they accultraly took the
time to get to know a girl they wouldnt have all of this trouble. If a
guy accturaly liked/loved you he would love everything about you and
same goes for girls it works both ways some people just need to learn
that!!!!!!
these wouldnt be put on here if the guys wernt so shallow and went
only for looks they wouldnt be so pissed about the shoes and the
presents and all the materialistic shit, if they accultraly took the
time to get to know a girl they wouldnt have all of this trouble. If a
guy accturaly liked/loved you he would love everything about you and
same goes for girls it works both ways some people just need to learn
that!!!!!!
mary on June 28, 2009 at 09:58
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