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Rules That Guys Wished Girls Knew

Rules that guys wished girls knew..........

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!
5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and
monster trucks.
8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like
every other cat.
9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not sport.
12. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
13. You have enough clothes.
14. You have too many shoes.
15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to
like it.
16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and
your Dad probably is too.
17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
18. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark
anniversaries on a calendar.
19. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from
point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes you think
we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good
with your dress?
21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
25. Check your oil.
26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz
together.
29. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an
argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of
the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know
how pretty you are?
33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want
it done- not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right
to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like
you do.
39. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are
airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's
certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was
the first two months we were going out.
41. Anyone can buy condoms.

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[Note: These are all numbered #1 ON PURPOSE!]

1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse
to
answer.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
down.

1. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than
short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that
married
women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her.

1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we
can
find the perfect present yet again!

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to; expect an answer
you
do not want to hear.

1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

1. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster
trucks.

1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it
that
way.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really.

1. You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
not
work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!

1. No, we do not know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries
on a
calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd
be
any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with
your
dress?

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what
we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.

1. Check your oil. Please.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact,
all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us
to
act like soap opera guys.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

1. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it
done,
not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

1. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to
complain about having their boobs stared at. More women should wear
Wonder
bras and low-cut blouses. We like staring at boobs.

1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two
months we
were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends
* like THEIR relationship is SO MUCH better.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings. Peach,
for
example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no
idea
what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of
mind-reading
ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's
wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. What the hell is a doily?


this is so true and i love it
danielle on November 15, 2005 at 02:52
What Jennifer said is null and void, she only said that because it
probably puts into perspective exactly why she left all her other
boyfriends and now she feels stupid.
Logan on November 28, 2005 at 10:45
all of this is very true, i have learned from this stuff already
heather on December 16, 2005 at 12:34
All of it is so true.... I love it
Asif on January 22, 2006 at 12:18
this shit is awsome. i would like to take these rules and put them
upside the head of most of the women ive been with. and one
more-hanging out with your friends doesnt mean im getting laid
somewhere else
dave on March 30, 2006 at 10:30
If these rules really are true,I think Ill become a lesbian.
Chloe on September 24, 2006 at 04:46
u should be a lesbian then, cuz this is how i and all guys feel. it
other guys dont feel like this they are gay. if you dont agree with
this, you too should be lesbian. have fun with that one
jason on September 25, 2006 at 03:09
Thease are good..But whoever wrote this must have either just broke up
with his girlfriend and or is just a really pissed off person in
general...I mean..The relationship is never going to be like it was
the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit
whining to your girlfriends * like THEIR relationship is SO MUCH
better...Im sorry but this just isnt true atal. After the firsst 2
monthes is when things get better...
Sierra on September 25, 2006 at 11:43
not all guys feel this way... im sure sum things all guys can agree
with on here... but not all guys can agree with evry single rule on
here. and if they dnt agree tht dsnt make them gay.. i personally
think that makes them a beter person. my boyfriend has sum views like
this but a lot of them are bull shit to him. btw. hes one of the best
guys i kno and thts not jst cuz hes my bf.
Honey on September 28, 2006 at 05:09
Nope, the rules work on gay men as well... My b/f agrees with nearly
all of them!!! and i agree with most of them! teh he!
Ball on October 13, 2006 at 06:56
HONEY'S GOT HIM P-WHIPED
A GUY on October 17, 2006 at 06:57
YOUR'll freaks, i agree with them and i'm only 12!!! Guys aren't made
of money that's why we don't get better presents each anniverrsary
Jman on November 19, 2006 at 08:35
This is all true. Jman's got it figured.
Zeeby on November 20, 2006 at 09:26
Whoever wrote this is not getting laid.
Stephanie on December 09, 2006 at 12:23
i think guys us this as an excuse so they can get away with whatever
they wont when they have no clue of the top 41 things rules that gils
wished gus knew
Gayyyyyyy on January 12, 2007 at 08:58
I think that this is soo ture, i feel so bad for guys because they
have to put up with girls, but i know my boy loves me anyway
Tina on January 21, 2007 at 07:32
Yea, I think guys should look up rules that we wished they knew! they
would learn so much! I so agree with Stephanie...
Amy on February 05, 2007 at 09:22
exactly dont wear a low cut shirt then be like why are you staring at
my breasts its like hello they have to bo asking for it also i love
all the comments when we go out with girls thoose rules should be
handed out.
Luis on February 08, 2007 at 05:09
Sure this is all true....lol.....uh huh.w.e.
Stacy on February 14, 2007 at 10:37
I can say that some of these are true, but also some of them are not.
Some of the stuff that it say's make it seem like guys are just
complete assholes/idiots & im sure most guys wouldn't want to be
considered that way. About the toilet seat i can agree with it i mean
come on now get over it girls, but about the reminding of the
anniversaries & stuff like that is complete bullshit. If your guy
honestly & truthfully care's for you like he said he did during the
beginning of your relationship then he should be able to remember the
date that should of been special to you both. I mean if he forgets &
you can feel it in your heart that he truthfully forgot then you
should be able to shake it off the first time, but guys don't make it
a habit. And honestly about the, "Anything we said 6 months ago is
inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and
void after 7 days" now thats BULLSHiT!!!!. Dont day stuff that you
wont mean later on in the near future because us girls remember
everything. Dont think we wont remember because believe me we will. So
wise up guys, don't be something you wouldn't want your girlfriend to
be.
anna on February 15, 2007 at 03:20
so yeah i totally like these rules and i sgree with amy's
codie on February 17, 2007 at 09:19
hmm.. im a girl.. yet i think these rules r DAMN FINE!!...:P good that
i know em now:P!
dee on February 18, 2007 at 01:17
haha some of these made me laugh! I love em'!
Ryley on February 19, 2007 at 05:54
DOGS ARE BETTA THAN GUYS! =) PEACE.
bee on February 25, 2007 at 07:26
for all you girls out thea that dnt agree... put yourself in the guys
shoes cos its not often that u realise hw much a guy does i mean i
totaly agree with ALL these and i think u no its tru ur jst to stuck
up or thick headed to admit it but reali if u dnt think this is tru
ask any guy... normally things are always about females but then when
its to do with the guys u females dnt want anything to do with it or
no its wrong. get ova it uno guys have felings to they need to b
treated ryt to cos in a relationship thea is generaly 2 ppl a guy and
a girl so wen theas problems with one it effects the other so if u
disagree ladys seriously pul ya head in ae cos we all no that u wantto
b the demanding or needey one in the relationship... but did u ever
think that the guy cld need the same treatment... let u think bout
that .... guy are people to ae so recognise it
jst a guy on March 15, 2007 at 02:37
guys are pervs. lets leave it at that.
cathy on March 21, 2007 at 04:42
haha. some of those rules are just gay. the guy i like is nothing like
any of those rules.
Steph on March 26, 2007 at 10:14
These are tongue-in-cheek rules. So not all guys fit into this
picture, but neither do all girls. I don't want fancy gifts for
Valentine's, for example, and I am pretty direct. And about the
airbrushed models in the magazine: hey, I don't like to hear that
those gorgeous guys are "just gay" either, it makes HIM look jealous
and petty :-D
Lilly on March 30, 2007 at 03:51
i find it so amusing these rules, though i have to disagree with
sum... i mean im a girl, and im the one forgetting the dates, and my
boys the one reminding me about 2 days before :) and whats the point
of saying anyone can buy condoms, we girls go to do it, but u guys
have beat us to it. but the rule about not complaining if the guy
stares at any other, i totali agree with that, girls do it all the
time!! so for u girlies who complain that ur bf is 'ogling' at another
girl, u beta not 'ogle' at another guy!
Mel on April 02, 2007 at 04:24
HEy! i agree with most of these and i'm a girl! i have learned from my
past relationships and the one i'm in now to just tell the guy what
i'm thinking and give him space!!!
jojo <3 on April 09, 2007 at 04:00
Is this what guys really want us to know. Well then they r pretty
easy. I guess that all u have to do is be nice to them, be forward if
u want something and leave them be. K then. Whateva. =]
(^o^x) on April 19, 2007 at 12:22
the 16 colors thing....lol what is mauve anyway?!
ally on April 24, 2007 at 03:55
true sunday=sports day my fave day
Gizelle on May 01, 2007 at 03:25
Sorry :(
Athan on May 17, 2007 at 04:26
well yeah some of this is accurate but like my guy isnt obsessive over
boobs and victorias secret and thats one of the many things i truly
like about him cuz no 2 ppl are the same even the most
predictable....guys lol
janie on May 20, 2007 at 10:35
Do guys really dislike seeing a girl cry? I mean, if she's sad about
something and she needs to cry, he rathers she goes like what, run
away and hide from him so he doesnt see her crying? And whats up with
the girl shouldnt have a cat! I love cats, who cares if she likes
cats, guys like things girls dont like too sometimes, like get over
it. There are some things that are true, but some are just rediculous.
I'm not even one to be keeping count of special dates.
Singergal0o0 on June 09, 2007 at 05:02
really... guys only own 3 pairs of shoes? good lord... i own 62
pairs! and im blonde and i love pink! and i like to brag... my
daddy is rich! hehe.. so am i!! xoxo -jessica
jessica on June 14, 2007 at 01:38
I may be biased because I'm a girl, but that part about cutting your
hair after marriage is just moronic. That's as if all you care about
is our appearance. Yeah, it's probably nice to see your wife flipping
her long hair, but I'm sure it doesn't make you run gagging for the
washroom when she gets that long mane chopped. I suppose you haven't
considered the fact that we can't TELL you not to cut your hair after
marriage- male pattern baldness, anybody?
Matty on June 17, 2007 at 06:30
alot of these are true, but about the checking out other girls to see
how pretty we are. B.S.! don't try to justify lusting after other
women when you're in a commited relationship. how would you feel if we
weere checking out other guys? . . exactly. don't be hypocritical
boys.
hmmmmmm on June 26, 2007 at 04:54
this is rediculous. some of this is true but sme of this is not
hahaaa. DOUBTS BUD
Shannon on July 12, 2007 at 02:02
yeah i agree with like 90% of these. > 8. Get rid of your cat.
And no, it's not different, > it's just like > every other cat. >
9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period. i know a guy that likes
cats more than dogs so i have to disagree on that one lol. >
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't > ask us. ^^
pretty harsh.
Maddy on July 23, 2007 at 06:17
hmmm... interesting.
lisa on July 27, 2007 at 12:09
girls shouldn't be so bitchy with there boyfriends.
bob on July 29, 2007 at 09:16
All of these are tru and i am a gurl I mean i TOTALLY agree with
the whole breats thing cuz if u wear a low cleavage shirt then guys
are soooooooo totally gonna luk..... GET OVA IT!! I don't mind wen
my boy luks at other gurls cuz i luk at other boys but my bby is the
best
Jasmine on July 31, 2007 at 05:13
personally i think sum of this is a load of ass suckage and im not gay
i just kno women better than all off my other male friends and hell
yea me like starring at boobs ..their boobs, if we cant touch them
we're ganna star even harder in longing to. i also prefer long hair
but i'll only wake up whn my gurl wakes u(witch is way earlier than
me) and comb it for her.. my hairs long and i hate the crap sumtimes
so i can only imagine wat she goes thre so i dont tripp wen she getts
it trimmed uhell i trim my hair and she doesnt yell at me ..often. on
the topic of gifts and special dates... if i cant remember when we
started dating how the hell do i expect her to remember when the games
on think both ways dammit and i dont watch sports if its a cool sport
learn how to play and get off ur butt. if a girl asks u if she fat and
isnt tell her so dumbass she knows shes not she wants to make sure ur
paying her attention... and if u only own 3 pairs of shoes they either
better match every thing u own or u dont wear much..and i rather hav a
cats they can hold their own dogs need help ith plenty stuff.and cry
too much.if my girls cyring im ganna ind t why im not ganna ignore her
like a jerkof that grimmy as hell, shes not crying 4 no reason, its
not for her health sumthings wrong if ur man enough to talk big sh*t
about wat ull do i u 2 got together well guess wat ur together live up
2 wat u say dont back down now. and i tell my gurl i luv her in front
of my friends all the time i do it extra while we're around them and
im gothic. gurls are aparently really complicated to alot of dudes...
u cant sit for hours about games and crap but listening to ur girl is
a waste of time...u date her not the game and if u do see a shrink. my
girl is always trying to do stuff that i like even if i dont feel like
it she tries to sk8bord wen she has kows shas ganna fall just to make
me happy .if ur a gurl who think all of thi is tru i think that ur
eithersumwat a steriotype or around ur man and dont wanna fight..yet.
b sympathetic i u get hit in the nut trying to show off for her ud
want her to so if shes in pain or sumthin dont tell her to suck it
up. i think sum ppl should be slapped cuz they really dont think
things threw and they need to i dont c how sum of thse ppl mak it
threw life unless they're really good at acting like sumthing other
than wat they r.
shadow on August 15, 2007 at 02:26
Nice List, I honestly agree with all of them. But I would say that a
Guy SHOULD have at least 1 of those in Favor. I mean COME ON!
Sonny on August 29, 2007 at 02:44
I think that guys are pervs and have no respect for women why is it
that women don't need to stare and men are all drooling over women
even though they are in a relationship men a pigs lets just face it
they deserve to be a lone and put on an island with all the other men
and jerk off to each other lol!
mustangbabe on September 05, 2007 at 11:30
These rules are amusing I particularily like the don't cut your hair
ever one well guys DON'T LOSE YOUR HAIR EVER mine can grow back yours
can't it grows on your back. My second favorite is Yes and No are
perfectly good answers I totally agree so the next time you want Sex
and your wife/girl friend says NO leave at that it's an acceptable
answer. I like this game it's fun.
T on September 10, 2007 at 09:19
omg...im really sorry guys!! i know now what i didn't then...and i
will use this kowledge the best i can!! lol
Leanna on November 12, 2007 at 06:46
Maybe everyone should turn gay.
lil on November 26, 2007 at 10:24
love to see hot guy and girls haveing sex
elizabeth maertens on December 27, 2007 at 08:07
Some i don't agree with just because we girls think we're fat doesn't
mean we are!!!!!!!!!!! S O L A M E S T U P I D D U M B W E I
R D
not needed on December 29, 2007 at 09:18
arite all these girls saying i aggree i aggree are either trying to
impress guys, spinless, has a huge lack of selfrespect or just
dumbasses. the guy who rote this, calm down ik girls make mistakes but
guys sure as hell arent perfect either. i mean some i agree with like
the toilet seat thing, cmon ladies push the seat down and move on but
half the stuff here guys do the same thing except vise-versa. its so
"a women belongs in the kitchen" thingcmon ladies, grow a pair and
stick up for yourselve
wowww on December 30, 2007 at 03:35
Favorite quotes: You look fine, really. *Girls ask me all the
time, I answer with a yes, they get mad I answer with a not
really, they get mad.. honesty is not cheerished and they don't have
respect for their man's opinion, seriously, WHY ASK you
dicks. You're ex is an idiot.. *Yes, because do you want me to
talk about how good my ex swallows.. no, and if you don't mind hearing
about that, you are messed up.
Markos on January 07, 2008 at 02:06
i agrre with u all
sk8er on January 07, 2008 at 03:00
OMG! Ok mother fuckers, this is bullshit. So girls, I guess we just
better start acting like men, thats what they want, pigs for
girlfriends, girls who dont even act like girls. Alright, I say, if
you dont like the way girls are, you simply must be gay. And with the
toilet seat, you can put it down just as easy as we can, if you put it
down, maybe we will put it up for you. And I know not all guys are
this way, this person is some kind of dickhead who wrote this. Damn
pride, makes you cowards.
Sarah on January 12, 2008 at 12:23
I agree with Sarah because this is bullshit!!!Girls are different than
guys are how could you live with yourself?No comment really that's how
stupid this really is some girls over exagerate I understand but you
see that's what makes us girls and you never have control over us if
you don't like us for us then FUCK U!!!!!!!!!!!
june on January 29, 2008 at 04:02
June is so right u assholes are going to wind up alone and u never
have control over us just because you think ur guys doesn't make u
better u dumbasses.then if u don't like what we do then become fucking
gay for all we care because us girls can manage w/out u fuckers!!!
tink on January 29, 2008 at 04:06
I think most of these things are true about guys but they should
seriously think about how a girl feels about them. it has to be about
both guys and girls. u have to think about both feelings or else it
wont work out. like for example "Learn to work the toilet seat. You're
a big girl. If it's up, put it down." this is just like if i opened
the door and didnt close it, turned on the tv and didnt turn it off
when i was done watching. u put the seat down when ur done going!! its
that simple.
Ilona on February 11, 2008 at 04:18
you know what i dated this one guy and when i didnt eat very much in
front of him HE would tell me i was being silly and that i should eat
how much i normally do...so i do and you know what he says "wow thats
really gross to watch. where do you put it all!" come on im a size
two. we just cant please you guys can we
cherish on February 16, 2008 at 10:40
hahhaahha this is funny. most of them are probably true.
danielle T on February 23, 2008 at 12:06
Ive never had a bf bt i thnk guyz dnt lyk wen u annoy them nd txt them
lyk krayzie nd b nosey about their love n dating lyf by expirience i
just hope i kan find the rite christian guy 4 me one day pray 4 me all
of u!
Gigi! on February 23, 2008 at 06:57
these r soo true i seriously need to show my next girl dis lol
jon on February 26, 2008 at 02:02
girls and guys we are surpposed to reproduce and crap so both genders
need to suck it up and learn to live wit one another its not rocket
science.Just dont expect anything that you know is not possible we
girls really dont need guys to live and vice versa so get a life, with
or with us.
Rachel on March 08, 2008 at 10:05
I'm a girl and I love these rules. I'm one of those girls that are
friends with all the guys so I know it's all true.
Miffy on March 14, 2008 at 06:09
hehe... i'm a girl and i agree with pretty much all of these rules,
'cept a few. for one thing, don't diss cats. CATS RULE!!! i'll never
get rid of my cats just to please some dumbass guy. and a girl can
never, ever have too many shoes. LIVE WITH IT. XP
kiki on March 15, 2008 at 07:23
umm...i think that these rules are gay but only some of them but some
are pretty cool so i don't know hat else to say so i'll go pick out
the shoes to wear tomorrow to go with my purple dress... jk i don't
wearj dresses there GAY!!! lol buh bye
vanessa on March 25, 2008 at 12:54
I like girls.
Marcos on March 29, 2008 at 12:24
sounds about right
Tim on April 04, 2008 at 08:54
I'm a girl and I agree with all of them except 1 and 40..now they're
just harsh :/
someone on April 09, 2008 at 12:46
Well i think its mostly true but guys will do anything to have the
girl of their dreams to stay with them..
That Girl on April 18, 2008 at 08:46
sometimes i get a girl can be overly dramatic but u guys date us and i
represent all girls out there u guys should know how us girls can be.
We just don't like it when guys tend 2 expect 2 much 4rm us and want
us 2 respect them but we want it back 2. We hate irresponsable guys,
but we will respect u'r "GUY RULES OF LIFE" sometimes it's just
another world 4 "WE NEED 2 GROW THE FUCK ^" we want MEN not BOYS who
say "don't do this or do that" no offense but GROW UP!!!!♥♥♥☺
Mariah Carey on April 22, 2008 at 11:41
whoever wrote this phrased it very well. i thought that it was
hilarious. but it's probably all very true and girls need to
understand this.
kair on April 26, 2008 at 09:34
fuck that! girls grow the fuck up. if u get in a bad relationship
dont base that on every other guy. stop being bitches who think there
shit dont stink cuz it does! so what do u tell a women who has 2
black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice. BITCH! get a clue
dont speak till spoken too like it used to be with are grandparents
and shit. them girls knew how to stay inline. and dont hit a guy or
push them if your mad unless u expect to get that shit right back at
u!
victoria on May 12, 2008 at 10:46
mariah carey u need to get a clue ur so typical u probably cant stay
in a relationship and when u are in one guys probably hate it. ur
music sucks and thats not ur real name u just want to feel
important. news flash ur not!!!!!!
mariah carey blows on May 12, 2008 at 10:50
rachel, i think u are mistaken that girls dont need guys to live and
vice versa becuz the only way to reproduce is through sex so if girls
and guys didnt bond u wouldnt even be born u little bitch!
rachel is an ideot on May 14, 2008 at 10:14
umm i tried readin all de cmnts n i gt bored till de end.. well these
rules make me laugh.. some of them r true.. some of thm r bull
shit.. u write this all n we think tht de guy who wrote this is jus
an overgrown ape who dusn kno wt feelings are.. but yea sum of thm
are true.. fr example the toilet seat thing... but sum r absurd.. n
u guys known tht they r absurd..it ws jus written 2 y'know try n act
so kwel.. but believe it guys...we gals like more sensitiv guys..jus
so u know the fact.peace.
umm jus a gal... on May 14, 2008 at 01:43
a girlfriends folks suck. no i dont want to visit them.
buzzkill on May 14, 2008 at 08:23
fuck sensitive fuck u fuck ur mom and dad fuck ur dog fuck fuck
fuck
umm jus a gal is a deushe on May 15, 2008 at 10:09
muthafucka
mothafucka on May 16, 2008 at 10:10
these rules would only exist if girls acted the certain ways otherwise
life would be boring
watever on May 16, 2008 at 08:48
hahahaha what the hell is a doily? hhaaaa that was funny.
smile on May 26, 2008 at 09:05
lol i read these to my ex-bf (pussy) and he was just like there all
true! i was just like wtf
shampp makenzee on May 30, 2008 at 06:06
okay the rules i don't care if the toilet seat is up... dogs do
rule sunday...leave me alone also i don't care what you think i look
like, i dress for me and think i look good stop whining over women,
grow a set and be a man it's not about you, you, you oh wait and more
you? it's like eating mcdonalds for a month....it gets old fast women
rule
jj on June 04, 2008 at 10:18
Rules that guys wished girls knew.......... 1. If you think you're
fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet
seat: if it's up put it down. 3. Don't cut your hair. Ever. 4.
Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he
can find the perfect present, again! 5. If you ask a question you
don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 6.
Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it. 7. Don't ask
him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such
topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks. 8.
Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every
other cat. 9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period. 10. Sunday =
Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it
be. 11. Shopping is not sport. 12. Anything you wear is fine.
Really. 13. You have enough clothes. 14. You have too many
shoes. 15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect
us to like it. 16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an
idiot and your Dad probably is too. 17. Ask for what you want.
Subtle hints don't work. 18. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He
never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. 19. Yes, pissing
standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range.
We're bound to miss sometimes. 20. Most guys own two to three pairs
of shoes-what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which
pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? 21. Yes and No
are perfectly acceptable answers. 22. A headache that lasts for 17
months is a problem. See a doctor. 23. Your Mom doesn't have to be
our best friend. 24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. 25.
Check your oil. 26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do. 27.
Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. 28. It is
neither in your best interest nor ours to take the
quiz together. 29. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is
inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after
7 days. 30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 31. If something we
said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad
and angry, we meant the other one. 32. Let us ogle. If we don't look
at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? 33. Don't rub
the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. 34. You can either
ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done- not
both. 35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
during commercials. 36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions,
and neither do we. 37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses
lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. 38.
Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you
do. 39. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines
are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly
not going to deter us from reading the magazines. 40. The
relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we
were going out. 41. Anyone can buy
condoms. ----------------------------------------------------------
------------ [Note: These are all numbered #1 ON PURPOSE!] 1. If
you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We
refuse to answer. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big
girl. If it's up, put it down. 1. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long
hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big
reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut
their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her. 1. Birthdays,
Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find
the perfect present yet again! 1. If you ask a question you don't
want an answer to; expect an answer you do not want to hear. 1.
Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 1. Do not
ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss
such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and
monster trucks. 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the
changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is not a sport, and
no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. When we have
to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. 1.
You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes. 1. Crying is
blackmail. 1. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot. 1. Ask for what you
want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong
hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it! 1. No,
we do not know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on
a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand. 1. Most guys own
three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good
at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good
with your dress? 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers
to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you
want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your
girlfriends are for. 1. Foreign films are best left to
foreigners. 1. Check your oil. Please. 1. Anything we said 6
months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments
become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you won't dress like the
Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera
guys. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one
of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1.
Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. 1. You can
either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done, not
both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need
directions, and neither do we. 1. Women wearing Wonder bras and
low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs
stared at. More women should wear Wonder bras and low-cut blouses.
We like staring at boobs. 1. The relationship is never going to be
like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And
quit whining to your girlfriends * like THEIR relationship is SO MUCH
better. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like windows default
settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is
also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it
will be scratched. We do that. 1. We are not mind readers and we
never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how
little we care about you. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say
"nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying,
but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. What the hell is a doily?
Suck on June 06, 2008 at 10:10
i dont understand number 3...y dont guys want girls to cut their hair?
im not sure if i'll be able to find this page again, but maybe i will.
please answer my comment on this page and if possible, email it to me
at iatebertandernie@aim.com thanks so much :)
Christi on June 08, 2008 at 08:59
Half of this stuff is bullshit. If guys have 41 things they wanted
girls to know, than girls probably have double that. For a
relationship to work, you have to have mutual feelings. You can't
expect a girl to deal with all of this, if you can't deal with all of
your girl's "rules" or whatever you wanna call it. So stop your
bitching GUYS. And if you girls really wanna know what your guy
likes/dislikes, ask him! Don't go reading some lame ass thing like
this.
Audrina on July 01, 2008 at 09:42
Geez people, this list is satirical. It's not meant to be taken
seriously... Though a lot of them are true. And if you think these are
bad, women, look at the rules girls wish men knew... And we actually
have to put up with a bunch of those. :P At least you never have to
do any of these.
Lol on July 07, 2008 at 12:16
OMG ! that shadow person . man i wish my boyfriend was more like you
): hes been actin gay latley anyone got any advice ???
Alyssa on July 09, 2008 at 11:37
uuuumm hey guyz im a girl but im also a TOTAL tomboy and i no how 2
sk8 and evrithin like that do guyz like that ??? plz help
plz help on July 09, 2008 at 11:45
uuuumm hey guyz im a girl but im also a TOTAL tomboy and i no how 2
sk8 and evrithin like that do guyz like that ??? plz help
tomboy on July 09, 2008 at 11:47
I think you boys need to realise that girls are girls and these rules
mean shit to us. You need to learn that girls will be girls just like
boys will be boys. You do what you want to do and we will do what we
want to do, but girls are clingy & caring and will do the oppossite of
your rules =D
Mercay on July 18, 2008 at 04:11
if this is all true, i think i'll become a lesbian whoever wrote
this isnt getting laid
amanda on July 18, 2008 at 08:27
haha i agree with Mercay, dam straite we will do what we want to do &
u do wat u want to do.hell yerh girls are clingy and will do the
oppossite.if u want things done ur way u gootta come to a comprimise
or sum shit.. good on ya girls :)
Jessiie on July 20, 2008 at 10:50
hmm these rules r tru by the way.guyz pse do not ignore them.bt
also,they r jst truism bt GOD created the fenales naturally lyk
that.i.e they can neva kno these rules by heart bt jst by flesh
jot on July 22, 2008 at 07:40
Omg. girls get over the fact that practically all of these are right
on the dot. Saying that these are just excuses because thats how we
feel does nothing but piss us off and feel like your stuck up and
stubborn saying that we need to look at your rules like only they are
worthy of being a rule. Your rules are probably just as stupid as most
of ours are.
Josh on July 24, 2008 at 01:00
Half of these make total sense (i.e Foreign films are best left to
foreigners & the one about boobs) and then half of them are really
stupid (i.e Never cut your hair & get rid of you cat) Yes, I'm going
to cut my hair if i want to, and well, I don't have a cat..but if I
did, I'm not going to get rid of it. It's about half and half. Some
girls are just dumb, though, so you have to tell them that guys don't
care about your shoes. BUT we will do what we want, and you can't tell
us not to.
Jess on July 25, 2008 at 12:17
Ah ha ha, this was funny. I'm a tomboy (tomboy and lesbian are not on
the same level) so I agree with this. Oh, and some guys like girls
with short hair. Just not boy-cut short. XD Lemme disagree on two
more though... Wolves are WAY better than dogs/cats! So... carefully
watch Max or it's gonna be my pet's snack. Mwuahahaha! Another.
Comedy films rule. This includes foreign ones like Kung-Pow and
Shaoline Soccer.
Kaname on August 01, 2008 at 11:30
some funny ! some harsh ! if my boyfriend said all those things 2 me
id dump him !!!
h+z on August 06, 2008 at 11:02
What asshole wrote this? Seriously... Relationships are about
compromise... Not, "I'm write, you're wrong; Deal with it." Kind of
shit.
SomeRandomGuy on August 17, 2008 at 01:03
wow! i didnt know guys had so many rules... but i have to admitt some
of them are true :P
Meeeee! on August 21, 2008 at 08:33
i dont think this is true, if u ask me it's all crap nonsense not all
guys will accept this. trust me...
Shelle on August 27, 2008 at 04:45
Well i have to say that some of this rules are true and some of them
are just bullshit really. I'm a girl andsometimes i like the way guys
think. they're really practical and simple...they don't make a huge
problem for a little thing and chicks are just dramma queens. I've
learnt so much out of this and now i know how annoying a girl can
be...lol
Andrea on December 18, 2008 at 10:42
wow um. whoever wrote this seemed pissed off
jordan on December 20, 2008 at 08:15
lol some of these rules r the most ridiculus answers 2 our problems- i
mean i tried a rule 2 cry 2 get a new pair of shoes and it did not
work on my boyfriend!
jenna on December 21, 2008 at 07:52
i totaly think none of these rules work-the writers must have had a
horrid day to be pissed off like this
lacy on December 21, 2008 at 07:55
even as a girl i think all of these are true girls that think they
are fat are deal with it and lay off the twinkys if you think your
men is going to chang for u then you are lossing fucking mind guys
are not going to be perficed that is our job girls with 50 shoes
have a foot fatish are that is fucked up as a girl i cant remember
anniversaries and the girls that remember the day and every thing else
is them being obsesive guys will be guys and we cant change
them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
christine on December 23, 2008 at 01:58
wow those rules are awesome. speaking as a gal i must admit we do
forget about the guys feeling we take things and complicate them
beyond limits. gals are bitches guys love and guys are what keep us
gals going. we can't complain about these rules cause our rules are a
million times worse
just a gal on December 30, 2008 at 04:59
Geez! I never knew guys were so fussy! I think they should just take
what they get! Not all girls are going to be perfect! No one is
perfect, and one of us is bound to make a mistake!
Libia on January 07, 2009 at 06:14
I really dont think that all guys think like this if you guys do than
you guys are just straight up a** wholes girls aren't that bad we just
want a guy that we talk to and trust like a best friend and you guys
want so much more from us
bella on January 13, 2009 at 04:58
wow, that was helpful. I'm going keep all of those in mind when i next
see my boyfriend. and dw I agree "if it itches, it will be scached"
110%, unless my boyfriend wants me to scrach it for him, then i agree
10000% ;) any excuse will do.
Lizzy on January 15, 2009 at 05:26
i mean some of these are true, and others just make guys seem likes
complete assholes. i mean the hair thing? a lot of girls look prettier
with short hair, so get over it. long hair is such a pain and we don't
complain when you get yours cut. & the saying whatever you have to say
during commercials? wtf? that's just plain mean. obviously sports is
different, i know, i love sports but normal tv, big deal
ashley on January 24, 2009 at 10:02
one question, if these are "Rules that guys wish girls knew".. why is
so many guys looking this up..? sorry just curious. and i agree with
pretty much most if not all of the "rules". only one thing i disagree
with is the hair thing. you men are too Stereotypic with it, some
girls look good with shorter hair key word "shorter" not "short".
damn. just as some guys look good with "longer" hair, again not
"long".
danyiel on March 08, 2011 at 03:44
well i totally agree with both versions of the list except the foreign
film contradiction it should read "chick flicks are meant for
chicks" since we dudes watch all sorts of action and ect foreign
films. and hell yeah i agree with jman and think stephanie is a
bitch. and oh yeah they gay dudes have no damn room to talk about bf
gf issues since they chose the gay way out
Brolin Perdition on May 16, 2011 at 02:39
Going thru dis commrnt makes me laugh... You guys are taking dis list
too serious, pls, lets laugh over it. Its just a person's view not
every guy. Though, some of the points are thru. Wait, is it true guys
dnt like short hair. Anyway will ask my boo.
Babytolu on June 03, 2011 at 12:38
I dislike this list and any other list made up to say that a gender
thinks a certain way. EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT. Therefore, no lists
should ever be a guideline, and individual people should be able to
set there own rules and their own way to communicate. Lists are so
ridiculously pointless, I just hope some of you don't actually try to
follow this crap. I read this because I was bored and I still cannot
believe that people actually take this seriously. It was fun reading
this though.
John on June 10, 2011 at 04:26
Gannondorf just wishes you would embrace us more then She wouldn't
feel the need to fake epileptic fits and purposely pee my pants for
your sweet sweet juicy attention, and yeno I learned something today
... life isn't about blaming the other person its about give and take
, maybe if both sexes worked on their flaws this world would be a much
nicer place.
Gannondorf on June 12, 2011 at 03:25
girls who agree with this, bullshit. You dont understand a shit about
guys. this list mostly applies for bitches cause trust me, when you
get a girl you love, ya she might do things u don't like. But if ur in
an actual relationship then ull love ur girl and probably wouldn't b
pissing over stuff lik this. I'm sure girls have plenty more about
guys theys like us to know but hey they love us anyway why can't we
love them even if they rnt like this list.
Ty on June 13, 2011 at 08:54
figures the person who created this is a teenage boy who can't hold a
relationship. The women just keep leaving him. I sense a few, maybe
one or two that is acceptable. example: past bfs do think my exes are
idiots. thats ok. but the rest is BS. From the guys I've dated, not
one matched that list. Nor have my guy friends followed a list like
that. None are gay, they just know how to work a relationship and
attract women.
lola skin on June 15, 2011 at 02:05
These rules are some of the most ungodly things I have seen so far!I
cannot beleive that people actully buy this dribble. Sure they may
work, but in following them you are putting your husband/boyfriend
above God. Sorry to preach at you, but that is so wrong. These rules
describe an ungodly relationship. Relationshiops are supposed to be
about communication and understanding. Both partners should try to
understand each other. The relationship it describes in only one
thing...TEMPORARY!!!
Aislin on June 15, 2011 at 05:24
Ok. Seriously... All the stuff y'all are saying can be defined as true
sometimes but guys and girls BOTH have to work on the relationship.
Girls have to keep their men happy whether they're married or not. If
a girl gets on her guy's back for every little thing he does,( like
the toilet seat thing) then the guy will eventually get fed up and
find someone else who treats them the way they want to be treated.
That's how most affairs and cheating happen.
Just a random person on June 19, 2011 at 07:54
nice blog site and very informative.all comments are very good
Online Pharmacy on June 20, 2011 at 02:27
If guys are really like that, I'm going lesbo. Whoever made this seems
like a douche bag
Damn! on June 28, 2011 at 09:28
Y r they all named #1??
Hanoi on July 01, 2011 at 06:17
Dang. so many rules.....
Agnes on July 02, 2011 at 03:14
I had many boyfriends and none of them have ever acted like that.
Where are you from, the south? God i hated reading this/
you ass hole on July 08, 2011 at 08:44
What a load of bull.
Joe,k? on July 08, 2011 at 02:39
you know, based on these rules, it seems like guys and girls have
quite a few of the same rules (in common). we aren't totally different
than guys! :D
a on July 10, 2011 at 06:52
I feel like it depends on the two people in the relationship. I've
been dating a guy for a few months now and he's like my best friend.
I'll do "guy stuff" with him and he'll do stuff I like doing. I don't
think guys stick to these rules rigidly. It's give an take and I feel
like if you don't take things so seriously, you won't have to worry
about these rules so much. If we weren't flexible with these rules,
relationships wouldn't work.
tay on July 12, 2011 at 07:24
Ok, something you girls should know: -- you keep saying if these are
true then we are slobs • the truth is that just because these are
mostly true, doen't mean we don't try and please the women we like,
we're not idiots. We like these but hey people would like to get
through life without getting a job (isn't going to happen) -- too
many rules for you •ever checkEd your list of the perfect guy --
we shouldn't ogle •go to the swimming pool and there will be wives
ogling at the swimming instructor
Hazza on July 17, 2011 at 08:48
Hey, here's a great idea. How bout we all stop using "rules" and just
do what we want! Not everyones the same! Get over THAT!
nope on July 23, 2011 at 08:10
Wow, what's sad is that this makes girls feel like guys have an excuse
to be total assholes, or that they're supposed to be complete douches.
But the truth is that there are plenty of guys who are not this
selfish and mindless. I hope girls don't start believing that all guys
are like this because of these "rules". That would be a sad world.
Lucy on July 26, 2011 at 02:26
sort of brutal but in part quite reasonable. Mauve is a brownish
purple color, just so whoever made this knows. Fact- i only have 4
pairs of shoes and i barely ever wear the other 3. These are not rules
their guidelines, what itches will be scrathed especially. I agree
that men shouldent be constantly scrutenised over this and girls
should be willing to sit around and watch sports or watch videogames.
not all men think this way, this was created by a borderline
pretentious man. do keep that in m
kell on July 30, 2011 at 06:19
Wow, sexist... Most girls(not speaking for the whole female Population
here) don't think of shopping as a sport. I only have, I dont know...
two pairs of shoes? I couldn't care less if you left the seat up, and
if you think you know where you're going, then go ahead and drive. Ya
know, you got your space and I've got mine. Jessica, well, wow, and
here I was thinking Sarah Palin was clueless.
Rayne on July 30, 2011 at 10:48
I'm 15 and my bf is 16 he says most isn't true . And if your relation
ship isn't like it was the first two months then its not ment to be;
I've been with my bf for two years and were fine and better than when
we first started dating . P.s Shopping sucks I hate it ....
I rether be out with my bf ride horses and 4-wheelers!!!!!! Peace
people
Melissa on August 02, 2011 at 03:07
I'm very glad to see this and know for an absolute fact that my
boyfriend isn't half this stuff (for example-he doesn't give a shit
about sports) But the other half? Yes, it's true :]
Mo on August 02, 2011 at 09:11
follow me on twitter @sammiebabe21
Sanmi on August 04, 2011 at 01:25
amen
sexybeast on August 05, 2011 at 03:22
some of these are really stupid. I prefer cats to dogs because cats
are easier to take care of and they're smarter. Also, I do not enjoy
staring at boobs just cause they're boobs. They're just skin and fat
like the rest of the body. They're not really much different.
Steve on August 05, 2011 at 06:54
I can see a most of these, but get rid of your cat? What the fuck!
That's like us saying get rid of your Xbox, dog, or computer just
because we don't like it. You can't just get rid of a cat! Also
crying is annoying, but if her mom just died, are you just going to
roll your eyes in annoyance?
Laura on August 05, 2011 at 11:59
Unfortunately for Christopher Columbus, he ended up almost half a
world away from where he tried to end up.
Person with a brain on August 06, 2011 at 04:21
yeah I love this and all of these comments. but all the guys out
there, remember sometimes we are moody. we don't mean things we
say...all the time, most of the time we think guys are stupid, and if
we talk about other guys it does NOT mean we like them. the reason to
all this is being a girl, simple as that. periods, it sucks makes us
moody and causes relationships to end. you try living with it EVERY
SINGLE FRICKIN' month. I hope this helped(:
Jo on August 07, 2011 at 10:01
I personally think that all this info is bullshit some guys think that
that much is true but I personally like foreign films and I listen to
what they have to say I hate sports anyways and I like Romance
Comedies for any woman that thinks that all guys are the same your
dead wrong because I am the type that wants to see the most in a
relationship fun and feelings are my priority so guys that may think
I'm gay can suck it. I like what women do and I would treat any women
to as much fun as I Can!
person with sensitivity thats not gay on August 09, 2011 at 12:11
ya im a guy and i agree with all of these but us guys should also have
a little flexibility too. girls deserve some respect so stop being
little ae holes to them seriously and no im not gay but all that shit
about the toilet seat and stuff... most of us would probably put it
down but think about whats on our mind... we r goin to the bathroom,
and all that we r thinking is: put the seat down... no not at all so
get over it that one is pathetic.
some dude on August 10, 2011 at 11:01
I seriously disagree with most of this. THe first thing about if
"you think you're fat you probably are" is sick. What about anorexics?
Are they fat? THey think they are! And the comment about oogling at
other girls. Give me a break, you're cheating with your mind douche
bag. This article is crp and the person who wrote it is a crap
person too. No guy should act like this. Sure some are good points,
but this is still crap. Talk to people in LONG term relationships then
write an article.
Thalia on August 11, 2011 at 09:07
This is such BS. guys r such jerks.
girl on August 12, 2011 at 10:44
Any guy who agrees with this is just like the guy who wrote it (who I
can only assume must still be in high school): an immature, pathetic,
lonely loser who has absolutely no idea how to be a desireable MAN.
BOYS hide behind these rules, like a shield of justification for their
laziness and lack of understanding women. So I agree with the others-
if you can't handle WOMEN, find another BOY to share your life with.
You're never going to make any woman happy.
happy on August 13, 2011 at 12:08
True dat, happy! No self-respecting woman would ever put up with that
BS from stupid little BOYS! That's why we date older men when we're
younger... we are waiting for boys to GROW UP!
sister on August 13, 2011 at 12:12
Some are true, i have to give the guy some credit. But lots are way
overrated! I am a girl and some guys are not like that at all
Laney on August 14, 2011 at 08:39
happy is so right . Damn the person that wrote this must have been in
a real pissy mood . guys , don't expect girls to behave like this
becuz you'll never get a shot with them . this is so sexist . no girl
is ever going to take this BS from guys . i mean , come on , no girl
is ever going to 'put down the toilet seat' for u just so u can keep
doing it. And crying can be used for blackmailing , but not all the
time . U guys that agree with thisdont deserve any girl in ur lives .
im right and u know it . on August 14, 2011 at 02:04
i can agree with both points of view... sometimes guys are assholes
and sometimes girls are bitches, its just the way it works... i just
got outaa an 8 month long relationship and i thought it was going
great but she was heading to college and i thought she was nice but as
i know now she being bitchy at me because i want my clothes back which
she said shed get back to me as soon as possible which has yet to
happen... i guess the moral of the story is, keep everything in mind,
stay fluid
Nick on August 16, 2011 at 10:24
i agree with a few but a few just are not right, i would like to see
the reverse version of this. it makes us look like asshole and jerks.
i wouldnt get caught up on this list. move on. also some where funny
XD
Person who thinks differnt on August 17, 2011 at 07:16
Lol if a guy agrees to this they will be dumped on the spott
Lololol on August 18, 2011 at 11:29
I'm thinking a few of ya'll need to go to e-bay and buy a sense of
humor. These are meant to be fun and/or funny based on the fact that
sometimes reality can be funny and although most of these "rules" are
close to true it does not make them chiseled in stone gospel that all
men follow. I find it easy to tell which women commenting here are
beyond a doubt single, (calm down ffs). :)
Old ma on August 21, 2011 at 12:51
WOW...SEXIST MUCH!! How about we have rules for boys 2?? u guys
wouldn't like it! stop dissing us girls, some girls may act like that
but not all do so just go get a life and stop staying stuff like "I
have to show my gf this" coz if u do,she's probably gonna leave u... I
mean it is sexist...and not all girls act like that...lol...I
apologize if I offended anyone or anything but seriously these rules
are a little bit dumb...if u have rules for girls u should have just
as many for boys lol
Anon on August 21, 2011 at 06:17
this isnt really true and im not gay. guys that act like that are
douches. i actually love and work my hardest to please my girlfriend
so she can please me later ;)
brian rivera on August 21, 2011 at 08:54
This is so horrible and unbelievable. Not all of it, but some parts
are just so unbelievably rude and douchey. Like, the part about the
cat. I'd NEVER get rid of my cats. NEVER. So don't ask me to. If you
want to be with me, you're gonna be with me for ME, CATS INCLUDED.
Kelly on August 23, 2011 at 07:42
My boyfriend remembers to put the seat down. hahaha :) otherwise, a
lot of these are true i guess... but i LIKE sports and HE's usually
the one that reminds me its our anniversary soon. He also has great
taste and always helps me pick my clothes/ shoes. hehe i have the best
boyfriend. :D
Michelle on August 25, 2011 at 08:51
whoever wrote this is succhhhh a dipstick. Like, im pretty sure
everyone with sense agrees, YOU.ARE.A.DICK.
Erika on August 28, 2011 at 12:59
These are ignorant, stereotypical guidlines. Comon' ladies you
shouldn't be looking for any rules. The rule is there are no rules.
Even if you did agree with them, you shouldn't be agreeing with the
principle-that someone else is telling you how to feel or behave.
katzam on September 03, 2011 at 10:27
Reading these makes me realize what a GREAT guy I have!!
HCJE on September 08, 2011 at 07:29
Hey, a guy here- This is a fairly accurate list… except not all
guys are assholes as the list might portray. I love cats. Guys aren't
perfect, I'm the first to admit it. And I don't expects girls to be
perfect either. Just remove all the hate from the list and that should
be fine. Except, Sunday is sport day. Sorry but during NFL season, if
my favorite team's playing against a rival I'm probably watching it.
One last thing- please don't be mad if I still hang out with my
friends fairly often.
Some guy on September 08, 2011 at 06:46
The pattern I see here is that there are few people who understand
what compromise entails. Not many people seem to notice that neither
gender pays much attention to the inner workings of the other. Most of
you seem to be focusing on the negative aspects of compromise but you
lack focus on why it is you make those compromises: because you LOVE
women and/or men.
Stefanos on September 10, 2011 at 04:04
is it bad that i'm a girl and I agree with all of this? What the hell
is a doily or mauve? I also feel like i need to apologize to many gays
for screaming at them because they were looking at my boobs.
Bri on September 13, 2011 at 08:21
Most of this is complete crap. There are lots of guys out there who
aren't like this; most are not, and this is stereotypical. Yes, some
guys are like this, but most are jerks. I am a guy, and have a great
girlfriend who I treat with respect and care, and try to work with
her. Most guys would like to hear what a girl has to say, as long as
it is not repetitive or insulting. No one rules the other, and
relations should be a partnership. If you're looking for relationship
advice, look elsewhere.
Jake on September 17, 2011 at 05:07
Ladies do not cut your hair. Personally i find a short haired woman
masculine and gross, losing 4 points on a 1-10 scale. Also, please be
forgiving if we are shy or nervous. As guys we always have to make the
first move, and it can be a scary thing to do. Lastly, please be
polite about our *ahem*, thing size. I know to you it may not seem
like a huge deal, but even the 'biggest' of us can be deeply hurt by
even the smallest negative remarks about size.
Trav on September 17, 2011 at 08:40
All guys are douchebags. That's why I don't date them.
Sam on September 20, 2011 at 12:13
OUCHHH thats harsh but i have to say not all guys are like that cuz
my man isn't
UknoWho on September 22, 2011 at 07:59
Hey.....think of it this way first some guys DO like short
hair.....think about Selena Gomez she is SOOOOO pretty and most guys
think she's SOOOOO hot same with Rihanna Jessie J and Zendaya
Coleman.....Yaaaaaa shure some of these are true but every guy who's
like this sucks and need to relize that they need to get off there
lazy frekin but and get me some frekin chocolates and flowers right
now if u don't want to end up looking like a frekin loser with no
girl!!!:)......AND IM ONLY ELLEVEN!!!:)
Taylor on September 25, 2011 at 08:52
Wow. You, who ever wrote this, are quite inconsiderate. You need to
grow up. If you think that your lady needs to know theese things break
up already. Clearly, not the person for you. If you actually loved her
you'd do anything for her. Now usually I am not sappy but wow. There
are people reading this who are eleven, who know more about dating
than you. Now that is shallow.
Zeikk on September 27, 2011 at 03:14
To: Rachel is an ideot- lmao ...u spelled ideot wrong. Its spelled
IDIOT! U FUCKING IDIOT!! LOL
LMAO on October 02, 2011 at 02:40
Wow the girls that completely agree with this load of BS have no self
respect. Rules for guys? Please. The others who are silly fans of
these rules are sad, little boys who need to work on growing a pair.
You're all inconsiderate and spineless.
Unknown on October 02, 2011 at 02:58
@LMAO: "u" is spelling "you", idiot. Haha.
Allie on October 04, 2011 at 05:09
This stuff is all true if your boyfriend is a douchebag. Fuck this
list, what a crock of shit, not all man think this way, this
generalizes way too much, do yourself a favor and don't pay attention
to this crap. All I have to say is if this is the kinda stuff women
expect from men then maybe they need to learn a little self respect
cause this list is very disresptful towards women in general. PS,
I hate dogs so fuck you.
Brandon on October 10, 2011 at 06:27
this for all da girls saying that only if guys new what girls want.
first of all almost alda guys rules are true. and yall say yea only if
guys knew whar a woman thinks but when u think about it girls dont run
da world guys do. what do people prefer to watxh guys sports or girl
sports? exactly. is there any female president in da world? no.
those rules about guys are right on point. and if yoll dont agree that
u just dont get it and betth
rickdaman on October 11, 2011 at 09:22
girls better follow da guys rules its a guys world if not guys will
find a girl that will. but dont get me wrong females i love ya. we
guys need u (0: maybe yall can manipulate us into doing whatever yoll
want with ur beauty
rickdaman1 on October 11, 2011 at 09:48
i'm a girl and a agree with all the rules there cool imma girl that
acts like a boy but i am with long hair
imma girl soo deel with it on October 18, 2011 at 12:29
And this is why you DON'T have a girlfriend.......
anonymous on October 20, 2011 at 03:49
Ahah, oh my. This shit is hilarious misogynistic bullshit. I'm not
sure how anyone could take this seriously at all, the
guy/girl/whatever who wrote this must be a troll of some kind. If
they aren't, I laugh even more. Oh, what a sad, pathetic little bubble
they live in.
Chessy on October 21, 2011 at 02:01
I have a bro who sounds like this dude by the tone of the rules he had
made. I've lived with being the only girl amongst boys in my family
for the thirteen years of my life. It is harsh. If you expect me NOT
to cry when any type of thing I love with all my heart dies, then if a
man is about to die and is scared ....would it then be ok to cry like
a little child which you once did Think of that child as you then
compare it to the object I loved like its a son of my own. My cat...:P
Ella on October 23, 2011 at 08:59
Man, guys seem so STUPID based on this. So stupid, self-centered, and
unsympathetic. I'm sure there are better guys out there than the
person who wrote this...he sounds very angry.
Doesn't matter on October 29, 2011 at 11:23
I agree with afew of these doesn't make me a bad woman?? But I will
say one thing - don't tell women what they can and can't do, when it
was a woman that gave life to you!
Millie on November 01, 2011 at 02:19
Rickdaman you desrerve to be burnt alive in a box of fuel.ur the
reason guys rape girls and get away with it.guys dont run dis world! I
can make the boys at school do what i want.Ive never flirted or kissed
or cried!not my thing. So,no.am not a whore.
Call me Bitch or asshole i dont care! on November 02, 2011 at 03:41
I guess I just have a few things that I want to add to these already
hilarious (and semi pathetic) comments... 1. In the words of the wise
Mark Twain, generalizations including this one are false. Some are
true, some are not, get over yourself. 2. If you're a guy and your
life applies to all these rules (or for that matter if you're a girl
who believes that all the rules are true), then you are either a
flaming asshat or need to graduate from middle school.
Irrelevant on November 07, 2011 at 07:48
hi do you like boys
i cant say it on November 12, 2011 at 05:03
Speak for ur self u guys I'm a guy and I dont agree with majority of
these rules.
Sexist assholes on November 14, 2011 at 02:29
Ok, first of all these are sexist and insulting! And if you agree with
some of these fine not all of them are bad but most of them. If I met
a guy who believed these I would turn around and walk away from them.
Men do not control women, and women do not control men. Any person who
believes that these stupid ass 'rules' will fix their relationship,
needs to get out of their relationship. So I can say to whoever made
this, fuck you dick face.
Hannah on November 21, 2011 at 10:57
Whats wrong with having your man feel dominant when YOUR the one who
controls whether or not he gets laid :)
Men Feel dominant??? on November 27, 2011 at 11:26
I am male, I feel all of these are true. I do like cats better
however.. To all you ladies that feel this doesnt apply to your man,
pull ur head outta your ass..
Manvstaco on December 03, 2011 at 02:43
hey well i think this is so true and i hope some of it is like they
don't care to much about wat we wear i am so gooing to test them
out but to the girls who disagree take a chill we have just as much
crap going on in our heads and to the guys u should look up rules
that girls wish guys new
georgia on December 13, 2011 at 04:34
wow theres a lot of hate in these post and ladies that were taking
this personal chill and anyone who says this is all bull shit is just
kidding themselves these shouldn't be seen as thing that girls "have
to" do that would be boring little confrontation in a relationship is
healthy but hey this isn't bull shit especially the stuff about low
cut shirts girl seriously if were staring don't be offended it's like
your trying to trick us and girls if you want us to know write it up
and post it
john doe on December 14, 2011 at 08:07
Id like to just point out a few things here. My issue with this list
is that its sexist and stereotypical. For starters. Im a girl and i
hate the mall. I also love hockey. Also i dont think ive ever bitched
at a guy for not putting the toilet seat down. Not rly a big deal.
Another thing does it really matter if a girl has a lot of shoes or
not. Whatever whats it rly matter to you. These things are so
pointless and unimportant that no one should really be analyzing them.
haha. how childish. on December 19, 2011 at 05:56
Totally agree with haha. how childish. I do understand with some of
the main messages behind the rules but the tone of extremity behind
some of them is a little too much. Also, how about suggesting both
people in the relationship try in their own way instead of making
absolute statements about how things will never change? I appreciate
the goals behind the tips and rules but a lot of them were immature
and stupid.
someone is a little angry on December 20, 2011 at 03:23
It's funny because most of you will be forever alone or single if you
agree and you'rea man. And ladies, grow some self respect. They're
basically telling you that you should be doing all the work in the
relationship and men should be allowed to be dickwads. Wanna know
what a Sexist looks like? Here he is.
Lols on December 21, 2011 at 05:46
this list = stupid Everyone is different. You can't honestly expect
every single guy under the sun to be exactly like the one who wrote
this. I know plenty of guys, many of whom would not agree with this
crap. If you want to know what a guy thinks, just ask him. The same
goes with guys wanting know something about a girl. JUST ASK!! Gosh!
Just a girl on December 26, 2011 at 08:35
Honestly, guys are always like just be yourself don't change; be
natural but still beautiful, well with this list it seems like you
want us to change for you. You really shouldn't have your cake and eat
it too. We are who we are as females, and for many years we lived on
this earth together; and we've been this way for so long, so to expect
us to change well, sorry but it's not happening, and I don't think
it's fair to expect you males to change either, so just accept the
real fact.
Kanna on January 04, 2012 at 10:22
YOU MOTHERFUCKING SEXIST BEASTLY HYPICRITICAL PIGS!YOU DONT CHANGE BUT
YOU ACT LIKE WERE FUKING TOYS!TO BE TINKERED WITH AND AJUSTED!I ONLY
WISH I COULD FIND OUT WHERE U LIVE,SEND MY BOYFRIEND TO KIK UR ASS,
AND HAVE YOU 'ACCIDENTLY' MISTAKEN AS A TERRORIST BY SOME
'AQUAINTENCES' OF MINE IN COVERT LAW ENFORCEMENT!!!!DIE YOU SATANIC
FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ammethecutiebunnybubbles77 on January 09, 2012 at 09:55
The girl who commented before me is obviously out of her mind... I
think that most of what you're saying is alright . Everybody wants it
so their relationship is manageable. That doesn't necessarily mean
that it will end up being perfect, but asking for patience and maybe
giving some in return isn't a bad thing! It's not sexist or
hypocritical. It's just asking that us girls don't act as crazy as we
sometimes do! And you'd better believe that somewhere on the internet,
there are girl rules, too
Noodle girl on January 16, 2012 at 11:48
I thought these are great Im a girl and all I could see as a read this
is my bf and no he's not mean or sexiest he's the best even my lesbian
friends says he's the best. one thing though I would put, guys will
eat your cooking if it will kill him but if you know its bad, dont
make them eat it for your own ego and emotional stabilty... and girls
maybe not all of you stop stalking your bf if you know their faithful
then thats that I had like 10 girls tell me I have to stalk my bf STOP
its not cool
torri on January 19, 2012 at 03:56
This is 2 much 2 read
Tori on January 22, 2012 at 05:59
I LOVE #16
Corinne on January 29, 2012 at 05:51
If these rules are the case then why dont guys just fuck the whole
world all you guys think about is fucking and what hoe looks better
than your current bitch thats what you guys do...youre never serious
about relationships and its rare when you find one that does....just
because celebritys put an image out there that isnt true the majority
of all girls with a nice body are disease infested sluts and
unfortunately thats what guys like nasty ass hoes
Girl with common sense on February 10, 2012 at 12:50
Well it seems that the girl that posted last is prob just one that
falls into 85% or more of these rules and is trying to deny it as if
it wasn't true..
Guy with common sense on February 13, 2012 at 07:40
hey im a guy and it's just a freckin list how much controversy can
there be over this it is a list it's not a fact or the law it's a
freckin list
alex on February 13, 2012 at 08:12
It's so hard to be a man! Girls have all these demands that they
expect guys to fulfill without even being asked. I mean, why should
men have to do housework? They have enough going on mating, hunting,
securing territory, scratch their balls and watching football. Common,
girls, you're expecting way too much! Get a dog if you want to train
something.
Marilyn on February 20, 2012 at 06:10
All theses sluts freaking out on here... what was in almost 25% of
thse rules? that women just cant lose and everything is a big deal. I
swear most guys do everything we can do, and yet it not enough for
you. Dumb Bitches... anyway nice way of putting our words into these
rules. made me laugh and are all so truue
robert on March 21, 2012 at 12:23
First of all, why can't most of you seem to spell or at least make
your words half way legible? Also I can see how most guys would agree
with these rules but if you want a good relationship it will never
work if you follow these. I'm a girl and I can agree with some but the
majority are just lazy and rude. Men if you put the toilet seat up to
pee you can just as easily put it down. No cat is the same and we know
you dont understand that and that is fine but don't make us choose
between you two.
momo on April 05, 2012 at 12:03
I hated this list the minute it said my brother was dumb...wtf? If you
don't like my brother than there can't be a relationship...period.
chritina on April 05, 2012 at 02:52
It's almost like they're telling us to let them do whatever they
want...
syla on April 05, 2012 at 02:56
Ok first, this is a bit too strict. But I won't turn a lesbian for it!
And guys, we are girls, deal with it!! Sometimes you just gotta be
gentle with us! You do your part and we'll do our part. I have to
admit, i do agree with some of the stuff, but as for a lot of them,
your just pushing it. So be cool around your girl. Talk to her about
what's bugging you; KINDLY! Remember she's still a girl. Not a guy.
Enough said. :)
Erica on April 10, 2012 at 12:31
Any girl on here who agrees with this shit is fucking desperate and
needs to gain some welfare respect. This is a load of shit. You men
have absolutely noidea what your in for. You've clearly not reached
the point in your life where you actually fall in love with someone,
and it blows my mind how you can take these rules and say they apply
to all women..some of them are true and we all know you would miss our
girly ways, if you believe this shit, then you need to stop looking
for a girl and
chasex on April 11, 2012 at 07:44
40/41 of those are ok with me, #41... Most girls can go without sex
for a long time. If she really needs it, she'll buy her own sacks, but
if you come over expecting sex then be prepared. Not saying the chick
never has to buy condoms, but isn't a horny guy who shows up
empty-handed like a kid trick-or-treating who wants you to give them a
bucket for the candy too? Just Sayin'
La umpire on April 12, 2012 at 01:40
Guys, seriously. Grow the fuck up. Just because I'm a woman doesn't
give you the authority to slam me with your retarded list of rules.
You would balk if girls drafted a similar list for guys, so don't
expect women to accept outrageous demands, presented with all the tact
of an unbelievable asshole, merely because you'd rather be with
another guy. If you're this unreasonable, I can guarantee you will
never be with any girl very long.
Valkyrie777 on April 16, 2012 at 09:15
yeah i love it how retarded people sound ont this " if you dont
agree then your gay or lesbian." are you fucktards seriouse wtf is
wronf with you these rules are stupid offensive and would be really
hurtfull too women most of them are retarded and spitful. the get rid
of your cat thing is crap i love cats. 2nd you are obviously an
american because in britian we actualy enjoy an inteligent
confersation that is not revolved around drinking beer talking about
shotguns and monster trucks. fucktard
demogorgon on April 20, 2012 at 09:41
why is it that all the trash and retards seem to be drawn to these
fucking websites this wasnt even the website i was looking for but
when i saw the rules i had a noisy and loved the fact that men and
women turned on each. granted most of them are thick as shit and
were probly the "Pretty ones at school" big muscles for the boys big
tits for the girls and not a single brain cell between them. luckly in
britian we get a bit of both
jesus was coloured on April 20, 2012 at 09:47
Didn't Christopher Columbus think he was in the west Indies? He did
need directions
thoughtitwasfunnybut on May 04, 2012 at 03:00
Based on all these comings I agree with those who say that part of
isn't true and the part where it says don't complain about guys
looking at your boobs when you have a low cut that is BS,they
shouldn't be looking there
Em on May 15, 2012 at 06:10
For anyone reading this please ignore the ranting of one idiot He dose
not speak for all of us. If your truly in love then all your acts
should be selfless. do that and she will return the favor and if any
of these rules apply to your boyfriend then he doesn't care about you.
For the who wrote all this you obviously don't have that good of
experience to give relationship advice.
Chris on May 16, 2012 at 08:22
Okay All I have to say is some lazy ass punk who has no life and
doesn't want a good relationship wrote this "Check your Oil" SERIOUSLY
Ur to lazy to get off ur ass from watching sports to do it??? We do
everything else.Bastards
Chasity Banks on May 19, 2012 at 07:21
I Get some things are sensible like 1,3,15,and 34 I mean seriously?
Shopping isnt a sport? Thats insulting were not all like that
Lila on May 19, 2012 at 07:28
I hate that rules! They shouldn't have courted a girl from the first
place if they're going to be like that! I hate it!!!!!
Cara on May 28, 2012 at 11:04
The guy who wrote this is mean... :P ... yes well there are a LOT of
things girls do which are annoying to guys but this person could be a
little nice while writing the rules.....
Emily on May 29, 2012 at 10:57
This guy obviously has not found "The One"...who needs rules anyway!!
Fence sitter on June 17, 2012 at 03:05
I agree with most of those reasons, and I wrote about 50 more, and
still there's a lot more to do. Ladies, the relationship is NOT all
about YOU! Stop being greedy, selfish, egocentric, money-grabbing,
lazy, and arrogant. I have completely given up on having any
relationships for over 12 years because EVERY WOMAN I MEET has some
kind of chip on her shoulder, and thinks that everything is about
them, and all they want from the guy is his money. Understand and obey
these rules, or lose your man.
Glenn on June 20, 2012 at 11:09
-_-... everybody just needs to chill! Seriously... geeze... Girls-
this is a list that ONE guy made! So ur boyfriend isn't like this?
Good for you! If you agree with this. So what! Everyone is entitled to
their own opinions... and guys- I'm sure a lot of these are true. And
yes I'm sure you feel like you have to put up with a lot form girls...
but girls have to give up as much as you do. That's what compromising
is! But calling people "bitches" and "hoes"or"asses" and "dicks"? I
mean really? Have some respect for yourself and them...And If you do
enjoy getting called that then congratulations you are capable of
doing something that is very hard for humans... We do have exaggerated
feelings.And if you have troubles with people who don't respect
exactly what you want then you either need to lower your standards
(not everyone is perfect!) or you are just going for the wrong type
for you! Ok? If I said something that offened you... I'm sorry...
Because I'm just as opinionated as all of you, and I am speaking my
mind... but I don't agree with ½ of the comments on here... so I
wrote what I do agree with! Have fun:)
Really?!?! on June 26, 2012 at 09:47
These are great. But do all guys really think this?: 16. Your brother
is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad probably is
too. I am actually a girl with great common sense and these "rules"
make sense,Its annoying when girls are drama queens. #3 is kinda
shocking. I had really long curly hair and recently cut it boy-short.
Is a girl with short hair really so untractive?
Emma on June 27, 2012 at 09:05
Some of these seem a little harsh... if this stuff is all true then
it's like your either gonna be alone or your bf might be kind of an
ass
jenn on July 06, 2012 at 11:08
Pshh, this is a whole load, in my opinion. It just sounds like some
guy who went through a bad break up and went on a rampage on the
internet. Being in a mutual relationship doesn't require rules...are
you serious? This man obviously won't be getting laid in a while.
Bre on July 07, 2012 at 02:59
I hate these rules, and im a guy. And the one that says we don't care
about what you wear is WRONG. I'd rather my girl wear a sexy dress
than fuckin overalls
wtf on July 07, 2012 at 03:10
Ok some of this is BS but the hair cuting thing is true. I cut my hair
to a A line (it was down to my hips). When my boyfriend saw me he
freaked out. We're still together if you have a good guy he will be
freaked out for a but he won't leave becous you cut your hair. If your
gonna cut your hair at least give him a heads up.
Le'Ahi on July 11, 2012 at 10:36
what dickhead wrote this?
Holly on July 13, 2012 at 12:55
Man. I'm a chick and I agree with all of this. Honestly, I think my
gender is just too high maintenance and we only care about ourselves.
I was like this in 6th Grade and below, but 7th Grade came around and
I was under a whole new light. Chill Girls. Just cuz you don't like
it doesn't mean it's not true. That's your problem, not ours.
Just A Tomboy on July 16, 2012 at 08:59
This is proof that men are assholes. Not all girls are clingy
attention whores.
Anonymous person on July 28, 2012 at 09:50
eu achoos garotos pensam que somos capachos deles ai temos que faser o
que eles querem pra nos ganharmos um beijo deles.
shaianne on August 03, 2012 at 05:00
I'm a guy and I agree with maybe three of these. Cats are awesome,
btw.
Ravenpaw on August 07, 2012 at 06:58
May as well become a les !
Shelby on August 08, 2012 at 05:48
This is bs
Destiny on August 19, 2012 at 01:49
Uhm...not all of this work for teenagers..;/
Maya on August 23, 2012 at 02:46
I know several guys that are are real gentlemen. They would agree with
the toilet thing at least the rest cf tis is pretty much trash. (
they'd agree with me) This man can throw the rest of it to Voldemort's
pet snake. Oh, wait I forgot the're both dead. Never mind he can burn
this paper then.
Rebecca on August 23, 2012 at 03:28
hahaha, these works on me too! And I'm not a lesbian .. Some of them
are actually the reason i broke up with my ex .. Don't forget: "don't
text and call 17 times a day to check up on me! and don't get mad when
I don't answer right away" .
Freja on August 28, 2012 at 12:26
this is bullshit, if two people truly love eachother these rules don't
make sense. the guy who wrote it probably lost the value of love like
most men who prefer sex over love because they are afraid to get hurt.
Lara on September 02, 2012 at 03:49
Okay.. some of these on the list are for comedic purposes like the
cats and dogs... But if these guidelines are "sexist", then what
about the list of 102 rules the guys have to follow... And yeah...
some of these may not be true... I don't like sports, and I ask for
directions... But saying this is a lonely creppy asshole... Well,
let's take a look at the girl's list... and it will put things in
perspective. I'll tell you this much. I don't want to be slapped.
And then told I deserved it.
Daniel on September 27, 2012 at 12:25
This article, my fellow male friends and my daring female ones, was
written by a typical republican US-american caucasian man and probably
between his 30s and 50s. Nah, really I like these things because
they're fun. e.g. I like cats. I understand why it's in the rules and
dogs are RAD, but I understand if someone loves a cat like a family
member. Had a male cat and it was like a brother to me. I don't like
sports. I don't watch it. If you disagree with some rules, don't
worry.
A MAN on October 03, 2012 at 09:06
Hmm I agree with all apart from the cat thing if the cat is sane. I
don't like dogs better (call me gay and look up rock stars the prefer
cats) because they take up space and are harder to look after plus
cats are good for getting rid of rodents. I can let a cat out In the
day when I am working and it can come in at night. The grudge thing I
get where he's coming from but I wouldn't drop something after a week.
My rule would be a week if something minor but a drunken kiss like a
month.
Kyle on October 04, 2012 at 10:36
Wowww! Haha yeah i agree with most of the stuff said by the people
commenting andd also a few of the things on the list. I think guys are
definately more of playa's and expect to come home and the girls to
put in all this effort for them. ahha the lesbian turning stuff is
funny- there r good guys out here who don't believe in lots of that
shit girlies :D
Kaciee on October 06, 2012 at 10:50
i dont agree with most of this...yes i'm a guy, u can call me gay but
it takes a real man to admit most of this stuff is just bullshit.
hello. on November 03, 2012 at 10:23
If you think youre fat you probably are? Ffs, if a girl asks is shes
fat it shows shes insecure and you need to make sure she k ows how
beautiful she is. My friend had anorexia, she thought she was fat and
she was a thin as a stick because she starved herself. Id break up
with any guy who called me fat whether I was or wasnt.
Shut up on November 04, 2012 at 02:36
Girls who agree with all of these make me feel sick. If i like cats
more than dogs Im not gonna fucking put it on the streets and get a
more dependent pet. I agree, girls dont have to complain about toilet
seats and stuff but very little girls even do that and most of these
are ibsensetive shit. If you dont want us complaining about guys
staring at our boobs we wont wear low cut shirts but then you dont get
to see then either. If a guy told me to act like this, id break up
with him on the spot.
Ugh on November 04, 2012 at 02:55
I wish I knew about these a month ago cuz then I could've gotten my
dream boyfriend. He is a jock and I need help impressing him. This
rules help but I still need advice. Guys, got any tips?
Blah on November 05, 2012 at 03:37
Balh - go and die you stupid bitch.
binny on November 07, 2012 at 08:34
Haha...dis is rly true am a girl bt am a tomboy as well so i knw its
true...
Ellena on November 08, 2012 at 04:16
Don't ask us if you got a big dick cause you probably don't. Get over
it.
wow on November 18, 2012 at 06:12
Wow I like a boy that is sweet and actually wants to spend time with
you .. this person doesn't seem very nice and boys are never actually
that shallow .. If all this were true I wld b a lesbian too !!
brooke on November 25, 2012 at 11:42
i'm a girl and i can easily agree with most of these except for the
cat one
Erin on November 28, 2012 at 03:02
Most of d rules r true. But each relationship depends mostly on the
two persons involved.
Glasmin on November 30, 2012 at 03:54
i um wow a lot of oppinions here.not much of this is true for me. I
dont shop every chce i get or insist u have to talk to me if u want to
watch football. A lot of these are really outdated stereotypes. i mean
cats are just another kind of pet i dont really understand why they
are asociated with girls. i would like the seat to be down though
since im not fat i fall in the toilet if i didn't look and this has
happened before and plus you can put it down cause ur already facing
you!
Genie on December 02, 2012 at 05:51
seems to me that you're currently single at the moment and have been
for a while.....a bit frustrating isn't it?.. well get over it as you
would probably say. :)
0.o on December 24, 2012 at 08:29
In my experience, the only guys who are actually like this are the
models and the soccer players. I don't date that type anymore cause
they're arseholes. Girls who have any respect for themselves will find
a nice boy who respects her. The quiet type are the greatest, even the
nerds; nookworm type. I'm a model, and I have a 164 IQ, the nerds are
the only guys who can keep me interested, and they're typically super
romantic. My favorite.
Elle on December 29, 2012 at 10:51
Look, some of the things in the list are outrageous but some of the
things listed on other sites about what girls want are as equally full
of bullshit. Compromise and maybe just maybe the would be a lot less
shit being said. I am girl before anyone asks and if some one calls me
a bitch for thinking this way then screw you ill show the meaning of
the word bitch.
Diana on January 01, 2013 at 12:25
This is completely true, girls can be bitchs sometimes I agree with
this 100%. Thank you so much to whoever wrote this. And girls listen
up, whoever wrote this is a very smart person. Now, let's just wait
and see how many comments are of people yelling at me bcuz I said
girls can be bitches...
Mac on January 01, 2013 at 07:10
I see that all these comments are either whining about others whining,
complaining about people being bitches, or just whining and
complaining about the opposite sex completely (even those people that
agree.) I found number 36 to be fantastically funny - "36.
Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we." Am I
the only one who read that and remembered that Christopher Columbus
was aiming for India? Not a new country? I do hope someone else picked
up on that.
Hah, I'm laughing..... seriously.... on January 02, 2013 at 05:37
THANK YOU WHO EVER WROTE THIS!!!!!!! "If it itches, it will be
scratched. We do that." Absolutely!!!!! Sunday=game day. YES!!!!!!
Girls: this is the basic framework for a boy. This makes up your
stereotypical boy. Follow these and we will be happy. This is us and
what we want and none of it is overly excessive. Someone was
incredulous that we only have there's pairs of shoes and that they as
a girl have 60 something. Listen. I have survived for 6 months on one
pair of shoes.
A very happy person on January 05, 2013 at 07:42
We can see 16 colors and comprehend 3 pairs of shoes. Plz don't ask
us to perform this strange task of "color coordinating" whether it be
wall paint color or your shoes vs. dress. We can't do it.
A boy from the previous comment (a very happy person) on January 05, 2013 at 08:00
Of course, this is only this guy's opinion. I'll go into a little
detail about how my boyfriend and I break these stereotypes, but I'm
sure it'll be tl;dr. Honestly, he worries more about getting fat than
I do. Which is ridiculous, that boy is fine~ I completely agree with
you on the toilet seat thing. He does like my butt-length hair.
Kate on January 07, 2013 at 12:50
He's the one that has to remember not to ask questions he doesn't want
the answers to, and has to realize that I don't think of him all the
time, and that I'm not always thinking something profound. If I was
dating a guy that would try to make me get rid of my cat, let's just
say we wouldn't be dating anymore. Neither of us are all that into
watching sports. Playing them is a lot more fun. Of course shopping
isn't a sport! (That's totally not sexist at all...) He cries
waaaaayyyy more than I do.
Kate2 on January 07, 2013 at 12:54
He's the one that tries to hint, and I'm completely oblivious.
XD He's also the one who remembers our anniversary; I always seem to
forget. ;w; If you miss while peeing, it's your job to clean it up.
We don't make you scrub out our period-blood-stains, do we? I think
he hates my parents... haha. We both like foreign films, Japanese
especially. We both try our best to be as honest as we can...
Sometimes I think I'm TOO honest. Both of us get too caught up in the
past, especially past arguments.
Kate3 on January 07, 2013 at 12:59
He's also the one that takes the wrong meaning with everything, and
then I'm up past midnight trying to console him and unruffle his
feathers. I've told him that he's completely allowed to ogle other
girls, and he flat-out refuses. He's such a sweet dummy.
Kate4 on January 07, 2013 at 01:03
They are just trying to be stared at. If they don't want the stares,
they should wear something less, ahem, "flattering." I do constantly
have to remind him that real life isn't like porn, or hentai. Most
girls don't have DDs with a 20" waist, and most girls don't enjoy
penetration nearly as much as they seem to in porn. I'm not saying it
can't be enjoyable ;) but most of us prefer clitoral
stimulation. Yes, anyone can buy a condom, guy or girl. With us it's
whoever's got one on hand. DONE
Kate5 on January 07, 2013 at 01:06
LOLOL these comments make me laugh
Thatperson on January 11, 2013 at 12:30
What about dying hair… does that annoy guys?
Alexis on January 11, 2013 at 03:07
i know a male person that could stand to hear some of these...
especially and one more-hanging out with your friends doesnt
mean im getting laid somewhere else insecure boys or girls are
really annoying, its only cute when its subtle and not excessively
debilitating
a girl on January 12, 2013 at 12:24
This is why I love me a feminine guy :D The only thing that is
really bothersome to me is that there seems to be A LOT of people in
the comments who don't know how to write the English language
properly. ._.
Trash Boat on January 14, 2013 at 01:04
hey! thanks alot!! I have a crush on this really cute boy!! He is 2
years older than me. is that too old? please respond
yo on January 16, 2013 at 04:31
Guys confuse the crap out of me. One day they are angry because you
dominated them in Halo and the next day they are angry because you
don't like to play COD. I am too much of a tomboy because don't care
how I dress but I am too girly because I get jealous when they flirt
with other girls. The day my good looks go away and guys leave me
alone will be wonderful. I wish I was gay.
Me on January 17, 2013 at 09:44
If that is what the men wish, so be it, if my hair grows 1000 feet
long and they don't want it cut, I will not cut it. But other woman
nag their husbands I am astonished! I ''slave away'' as my husband
tells me. He tells me I am lazy and I agree, he tells me I am ugly I
agree.He makes me have sex when he wants how he wants I agree.
slave to men on January 24, 2013 at 02:27
3.If we don't cut our hair that would be disgusting and it would be
well past our ass in a couple of years. 11. Have you seen black
friday? That can get as violent as an NFL game. 20. Just tell us we
look hot. 21. Not always, what if we ask what your favorite
food/color/sport/type of car is? 26. We are entitled to at least 41.
30. Please do't act like a soap opera guy, we want the hot athlete,
not the theater geek. 36. Christopher Columbus thought he was in
fucking India. Just saying.
Meredith on February 01, 2013 at 03:36
Mad immature!!!
Jelly Tot Moleme on February 04, 2013 at 08:34
LOL guys make this rules as if what they think matters. The power lies
in the Pussy brother. So no you don't get to make rules. girls do.
take it or learn how to like taking penis up your asses.
fromnj23 on February 12, 2013 at 10:43
first of alll...m a gal..i just loved it!!! 'everyone can bye
condoms???'this is lame..... really.........
samantha on February 20, 2013 at 01:57
hey guyz !! this just a matter of time tht we suffer all this which is
only N generally created by girls .. but this is a time which running
and when time change some who not change with that they bend and gone
.. girlzz .. u need to adapt all what guyz needed otherwise if boyz
find out the better wayz to get a kind of satisfaction which realy i
don no how to express anywayz u and ur value in boys will gone ..!!!!
niks.. on February 23, 2013 at 01:13
for those who thinks they can make the rules, women out number men 4
to 1 in the usa. becoz of those female rules, men have there own set,
im sure some of you ladies have seen them. i am male married for 24
years. though these rules here seem to be some true and some are shit.
as for those whom wish to drop there man becoz of a cat or dog are
doomed to be lezboz or alone, the tides are turning ladies, and there
not in your favor like they once was. i totally agree with some men
are complete ass
just a man48 on February 23, 2013 at 04:51
but there are many of us who do try to pls there mate, even if it is
getting rid of the dog. we would not drop you over an animal, and for
those of you who would drop us, you will be alone with 29 cats and
very well used. when male and female join there will always be
differences, in many cases its this that makes both strong. for those
ladies wish to go into a rant or rave becoz someone has an opinion, it
just shows your insecuritys are way to high. perhaps some tea or shot
will help you.
just a man-48 on February 23, 2013 at 04:59
until some of you get out of your holy then thou bubble, and work with
your man, you shall be a 2nd choice. and since its 4 to 1, it isnt
looking good. have a nice day ladies, i hope the best for each of you.
just a man49 on February 23, 2013 at 05:04
This rules are just a load of shit! You can do everything for a man
and he will still be a complete asshole towards you. A friend of mine
did everything for her ex and the prick left her for some skank who
was a needy clingy whinging bitch and he married her. Thankfully I
have a decent man who is nothing like that and our relationship has
always been 50/50.
DoubleDee on March 03, 2013 at 02:26
mann this sexist shit is ridiculous. I don't even know how I end up in
this part of the internet... not all men are uncompromising dicks.
This is absolutely not funny and if you want a lady to love you, you
shouldn't be laughing at this drivel.
Aleksandr on March 08, 2013 at 10:59
Most of the people on these comments need to stop being so shallow and
imbicellic. Guys will be guys, and girls will be girls. The only thing
that should matter in a relationship, is how they treat each other. Be
kind and respectfull to each other and now that everyone is different
and has different characteristics. We were all made as equals.
356468 on March 10, 2013 at 11:04
Whoever wrote this should go die
Terry on March 13, 2013 at 05:12
whoever wrote this sounds like such a loser...good luck getting a
woman ever if youre just going to act selfish, lazy and sexist.
relationships are about compromise. my bf is so different from this
list and im GLAD!
liz on March 14, 2013 at 05:41
It is retarted how girls are all ohh wat do i need to wear am i pretty
you forgot!!r u payin r u listening r u actin r u cheating blah blah
blah blah blah its so stupid an ima girl well tomboy
not sayin on March 14, 2013 at 10:17
if this is all true then GUYS ARE SO DAMN EASY. And stupid. Might as
well be friends instead of a loving relationship. lol
reallly on March 26, 2013 at 01:22
HAHAHAHAHA, omg, this is so hilarious. This is so stupid. I mean no
offence or anything. I of course understand that SOME of these are
true in RARE cases, but come on. If many guys actually act like this
it's only to show off or something like that. I mean, my boyfriend is
more or less the exact opposit of all this. I know he is only ONE guy,
but come ooon.
Shria44 on April 01, 2013 at 05:29
oh guys rules are very scary!!!! sm r nysh but sm r like horror movie
angel on April 03, 2013 at 06:26
HO HO HO! this guy is not getting eny action eny time soon! (His right
hand would get jellios!)
HAPPYgoLUCKY on April 07, 2013 at 07:46
some girls need to get their heads screwed on properly. these all make
perfect sense to me, and i totally agree with every one of them.girls
need to get over themselves... oh yeah, and i'm a 14 year old girl. so
don't tell me i don't know what im saying.
katie33 on April 17, 2013 at 09:03
Luvly but absurd rules....before i read dis insane rules,i was pissed
off.Reading all dis,i feel sick......and speechless
cute angel on April 17, 2013 at 05:08
Tremendo Maricon
Your mother on April 26, 2013 at 06:14
okay honestly, most of these are probably true, but it also seems like
I act like a guy then xD For example, I love sports; I forget dates;
I'm reallllyyy stingy so I don't really spend much for clothes and
stuff; I'm the one who forgets to close the toilet seat; and I also
like to be left alone sometimes. But even then, guys also need to
accommodate for girls as well. for example, if im having a bad day,
yes it's nice to have my bf there to comfort me or ask me what's
wrong.
eva on April 29, 2013 at 11:57
Wow
Isabella on May 02, 2013 at 12:06
Okay-seriously? What kind of women are you guys dating? If you're
dating a girl that is only good for her face- you deserve every single
little thing on that list. And don't cut your hair? Seriously?? Oh
no, you'll be stuck with a girl with SHORT HAIR!! What a nightmare!
You're supposed to like a girl for her personality, not only for her
looks! If you feel stuck with a girl because of short hair, you're not
stuck with her, she's stuck with you! That's why girls say all men are
the same.Im done.
Willow on May 04, 2013 at 04:12
WTH?!? My Boyfriend is the complete opposite of this! when I'm sad
he'll care! I am not going to follow some dumb rules. A Relationship
is about caring. THis is stupid! I love my bf to peices, vice versa!
I know MANY boys. And none are like this. if you cry, they'll try to
help. Some will be shy and won't. I disagree with 75% of this.
That person on May 06, 2013 at 11:11
first of all these rules are not true...n whoever has put these rules
n all those guys who are agree with it are surely tht one who have
never ever TRUELY loved a girl..they must be flirting or just time
passing bt they surely are not in a serious realtionshp...because whn
u truely luvv sumone u luvv each n everythng about your partner ...
thanx
khadija on May 19, 2013 at 02:19
Majority of these things said ARE true, whether you girls are too
oblivious to see them or not. Everyone's different, but you cannot say
not one of these doesn't describe how your boyfriend feels. This is
titled "Rules that Guys Wished Girls Knew", AKA, most idiots like the
ones commenting are the girls this is directed to. News flash: Unless
you can read minds or control your boyfriends every move/thought, you
don't know what's going on in their heads. - A girl who isn't
ignorant.
Kae on May 22, 2013 at 06:58
i think all men should follow these vise versa except for not cutting
the hair! and the game is like our period leave us alone unless you
have things we crave for! Also im a huge sarcastic person so I joke
about everything but im every mature and my boyfriend agree with
everything on this list and so do I, I guess that's why we've been
together for 15years and I would say he is super attractive and I
would say I am too and ive had no problems out of him...idk I guess
its just the relationship!
B&J on May 29, 2013 at 03:40
wow. you know this actually makes me hate men a bit. I've been
suffering from bipolar disorder, depression, severe anxiety disorder,
and in my teens had issues with schizoaffective disorder and my
boyfriend was there for me all along.he also got angry upon reading
this list complaining about how horrible and misogynistic men are. Did
i pick the right one? :p
capnjtkirk on June 02, 2013 at 07:04
okay so lemme get this straight...guys are complete douchefaces by
whoever wrote this! I mean I'm going to sound like a "typical" girl
but honestly girl get pissed of by you "men" for this exact reason.
and those girls who are saying they agree, I see your point, some of
them are accurate but some make it sound like the guy is constantly
trying to control the girl. I think some of these apply but others are
just idiotic and annoying.
blue sunset on June 05, 2013 at 12:45
with these dictator's ,sexist rules you will be forever alone...or
date silly,weak girl with no personality -just to satisfy your man's
needs.period.
Jules on June 08, 2013 at 05:07
ok this is bullshit .. im a girl a simple one im not a whore or
anything like that. and most girls do that shit but not all so what
the fuck kinda rules do we get.. HUH?! btw this shyt is biased!
katie on June 16, 2013 at 04:05
I'm a girl and I thought that this was useful information. Thanks!
Just what I was looking for. :)
Tiffany on June 20, 2013 at 10:16
Guyz I agree wid all of url sum of it is true sum of it is crap, but
galz guyz need space... Don't b lyk Daves gf woooooow dat chick is
must b dave obsessed... That creepy and also wrong the most important
thing u need in an relationship is trust! About the toilet seat boyz
leave it down most of the time8o Oh yeah.. B4 I 4get Mariah carey get
a life u n ur music suckz bitch in da words of EMINEM I quote u r a
"slut,bitch kant hoe" I'm only dissing u becoz u dissed em... EMINEM
fan 4 lyf bitch8-)
kimi on June 28, 2013 at 01:49
don't maess with a girl about her father.seams a familiar. you know
this only shows boys are gerks.
Taie on July 05, 2013 at 09:25
My Bf isn't like This At All! He Doesn't Watch Sports EVER and He
Comforts Me If I Cry. When He Met Me My Hair Was Short Like It Always
Is And I Told Him I Was Thinking About Shaving It Into A Mohawk And He
Was Like "Yes That Would Be So Sexy!" So I Did And He Absolutely Loves
It! I Am A Hairstylist Myself So I Really Hate When A Girl In My Chair
Wants Me To Give Her A Sexy Short Haircut But She "Can't" Because Her
Man Won't Let Her. Stand Up For Yourselves Ladies!
kayla on July 31, 2013 at 12:54
dont rub the lamp.... classic. XD
ellie on August 02, 2013 at 07:54
The short hair thing...wow way to make me feel bad about myslef...why
cant girls have short hair too??? Guys are just complete idiots. Or I
reeallly hope that this is complete bullshit and some douche wrote it.
Sadie on August 19, 2013 at 02:02
this is the prove that you guys are assholes. for example we tell you
we're fat because we actually feel like it and once in a while w need
not to feel fat. live with THAT you jerks
asdghjkl on August 20, 2013 at 03:20
Those are reasonable points... guys do so much for us we have to
return the favour... the part where it said that all guys hate gays,
that's just lame, but everyone is entitled to their own opinion. just
hope thats not true for all guys :)
dhivya on August 21, 2013 at 06:11
Insteresting rules. I'll keep them in mind.
Clarice :p on August 24, 2013 at 12:56
It's not having mutual feelings that works in a relationship. There's
BOYS who overreact too. And it's not like every girl are expecting
that guys will think of us all the time, every second.. that would be
creepy! We do guy's stuff too, like playing games, watching action
movies and really enjoy the cheapest gift given by our boyfriend. BOYS
HAVE CAT TOO and IT'S NOT GAY. If guys don't like what we do or what
to say, TELL US CLEARY.
Claudia on August 26, 2013 at 10:34
Congratulations, you have won the most sexist and retarded list of the
year award. No doubt this list was written by a loser. Also, some
guys like cats.
Future Successful Woman on September 28, 2013 at 03:01
Girls r difficult,, glad to gay I am :-)
Tewa on October 21, 2013 at 12:38
My kitten IS different. He thinks tht hes a dog. He plays fetch, pants
with his tongue out, and is very nice. The only thing cat like about
him is that i loves being held like a baby...
S.A.M on October 31, 2013 at 04:05
I have a penis and i don't have breasts but if this list is true then
i am not a guy. Or it means I don't live in a bad sitcom, i'm not sure
yet.
Ryan on November 13, 2013 at 02:33
these 'rules' are the product of a malfunctioning half wit with the
perception and intellect of a plant. "any man that doesn't agree is
gay"? Go f*#k yourself I'll knock you out you brainless freak. "get
rid of your cat' wtf if anyone told me to get rid of my pet I would
tell em where to stick it what kind of 'rule' is that. In any case
what is this sh#t about rules anyway, there are no rules you moron
everyone is different. You need a lobotomy.
Rob London on January 09, 2014 at 05:16
The fact that you don't know what colour mauve is just shows that your
uneducated 'your brother's an idiot and your Dad probably is
too' If you're going to insult your girlfriends family or make it a
'rule' that her family are twats then you probably don't deserve a
girlfriend
Rob on January 09, 2014 at 05:22
all these retarded ladies here speak as if getting laid is d ultimate
thing on earth...perhaps men should worship ur pussies....bitches....
Real Man on March 16, 2014 at 03:39

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  79. [page] Family Abbreviations
  80. [page] Famous Peoples Quotes On Sex
  81. [page] Fastest Ways Of Communication In The World
  82. [picture] Feeding The Cat
  83. [page] Feel Like A Woman
  84. [picture] Female Bumper Stickers
  85. [page] Feminine Language
  86. [page] Fine Wine
  87. [picture] First Time At Sex Site
  88. [page] Four Animals
  89. [page] Four Catholic Ladies Talking About Their Sons
  90. [picture] Garage Doors
  91. [page] Gender Of Flies
  92. [page] Geography Of Men And Women
  93. [page] Geography Of Women
  94. [picture] Girl Driver 1
  95. [picture] Girl Driver 2
  96. [picture] Girl Driver 3
  97. [picture] Girl Driver 4
  98. [page] Girlfriends Vacation
  99. [page] God Bless All
  100. [page] Good News And Bad News
  101. [page] Good To Be A Man
  102. [picture] Grow A Boyfriend
  103. [page] Guess Who
  104. [page] Guys Are Hard To Please
  105. [page] Hairclub For Women
  106. [page] He Said She Said
  107. [page] His Diary Her Diary
  108. [page] Honeymooners
  109. [picture] Hope She Was Worth It
  110. [picture] How Women Think About Men
  111. [picture] How To Get Women To Save Money
  112. [page] How To Impress
  113. [page] How To Make Women And Men Happy
  114. [picture] How To Pick Up Chicks
  115. [page] How To Shower Men And Women Style
  116. [page] How To Treat Your Girlfriend
  117. [picture] Husband Shortage 1
  118. [picture] Husband Shortage 2
  119. [picture] Husband Shortage 3
  120. [page] I Cannot Tell You A Lie
  121. [picture] I Do
  122. [page] If Only Men Would Listen
  123. [page] Impressing Women
  124. [page] In Praise Of Older Women
  125. [page] Incorrect Accusation
  126. [page] International Island
  127. [page] It All Makes Sence Now
  128. [page] It Is Though Getting Old
  129. [picture] Its A Boy
  130. [picture] Its A Girl
  131. [page] Lazy Or Sick
  132. [picture] Learn How To Be A Man
  133. [picture] Leave Me Alone
  134. [page] Letters To Wife And Husband
  135. [page] Lifes Questions About Men
  136. [page] Lightbulbs Vs Pregnant Women
  137. [page] Loose Women
  138. [page] Love Lost Marriage
  139. [page] Macho Man
  140. [picture] Make Wish
  141. [page] Make A Wish
  142. [page] Male And Female Dictionary
  143. [page] Man Bashing
  144. [page] Man And Woman
  145. [page] Man And Woman Story
  146. [picture] Man Of The Year 1
  147. [picture] Man Of The Year 2
  148. [picture] Man Of The Year 3
  149. [page] Marriage Quotes
  150. [page] Marylou
  151. [page] Men
  152. [page] Men According To Women
  153. [page] Men Are Here Because
  154. [page] Men Are Like
  155. [page] Men Are Like Toilets
  156. [page] Men Are Like Wine
  157. [picture] Men At Work
  158. [page] Men Born With Brains
  159. [page] Men Dont Like Safe Sex
  160. [page] Men Dont Say This At Victiorias Secret
  161. [page] Men Prefer
  162. [page] Men Sitting Down
  163. [page] Men Two Hobbies
  164. [page] Men With Hair In Their Teeth
  165. [page] Men With No Arms Or Legs
  166. [page] Men Women Of Chemistry
  167. [page] Men And Batteries
  168. [page] Men And Blenders
  169. [page] Men And Bungee Jumpers
  170. [page] Men And Carpet
  171. [page] Men And Diapers
  172. [page] Men And Directions
  173. [page] Men And Driveways
  174. [page] Men And Lava Lamps
  175. [page] Men And Lightbulbs
  176. [page] Men And Mad Cow Disease
  177. [page] Men And Parking Space
  178. [page] Men And Women
  179. [page] Men And Women FAQ
  180. [page] Men And The Toilet Seat
  181. [page] Men Are Better Friends
  182. [page] Men Are Men
  183. [page] Men Are Simple
  184. [page] Men N Lightbulbs
  185. [page] Men Vs Women
  186. [page] Men Vs Women Round 1
  187. [page] Men Vs Women Vs The Short Story
  188. [page] Mens Brains
  189. [page] Mens English
  190. [page] Mens Future
  191. [page] Mens Rules For Fairer Sex
  192. [page] Minnesota Women
  193. [page] Misc Humor
  194. [page] More About Girls
  195. [page] Mother Of Six
  196. [page] Murpheys Law About Men
  197. [page] Old Man And His Problem
  198. [page] Perfect Guy
  199. [page] Personality Guide Based On Drinks
  200. [page] Police Officer
  201. [picture] Positions And Excuses
  202. [page] Prayer Of A Woman
  203. [page] Pregnancy Questions
  204. [picture] Press123
  205. [page] Progress In Afghanestan
  206. [picture] Proof That Men Are Even Worse Then Evil
  207. [picture] Proof That Girls Are Evil
  208. [picture] Proof That Women Are Problems
  209. [page] Questions And Answers
  210. [page] Questions And Answers About Men
  211. [picture] Real Women 1
  212. [picture] Real Women 2
  213. [picture] Real Women 3
  214. [picture] Real Women 4
  215. [picture] Real Women 5
  216. [page] Reasons NOT To Get Married
  217. [page] Rejected Valentine Card Sayings
  218. [page] Romance Mathematics
  219. [page] Rules From A Male Point Of View
  220. [page] Rules Of Men
  221. [page] Rules That Guys Wished Girls Knew
  222. [page] Secrets Of A Happy Marriage
  223. [page] Sex And Love
  224. [picture] Shark Path
  225. [picture] Shopping
  226. [page] Shorty
  227. [page] Shot To The Heart
  228. [page] Showers Men Vs Women
  229. [page] Smart Mom
  230. [page] Smiths Trouble
  231. [page] Snowmen And Snowwomen
  232. [page] Speaking Womenese
  233. [picture] Special Mouse For Ladies
  234. [page] Stages Of Life
  235. [picture] Stars Without Makeup 1
  236. [picture] Stars Without Makeup 2
  237. [picture] Stars Without Makeup 3
  238. [picture] Stars Without Makeup 4
  239. [picture] Stars Without Makeup 5
  240. [page] Study Finds Female Beauty Is Male Drug
  241. [picture] TV Remote
  242. [page] The Bum
  243. [page] The Creation Of Women
  244. [page] The Geography Of Men And Women
  245. [page] The Guys Rules
  246. [page] The Guys Side Of The Story
  247. [page] The Happy Couple
  248. [page] The Lost Chapter Of Genesis
  249. [page] The Love Dress
  250. [page] The Mafia And Women
  251. [page] The Perfect Couple
  252. [page] The Perfect Husband
  253. [page] The Secret Of Women
  254. [page] The Truth About Men
  255. [picture] The Way Some Women Park
  256. [page] The Wish
  257. [page] Three Pregnant Women
  258. [page] Three Wishes
  259. [page] Three Womens Lies
  260. [page] Three Words
  261. [page] Ticklish Women
  262. [page] To Make A Woman And A Man Happy
  263. [page] Together Again
  264. [page] Toilet Paper
  265. [page] Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve
  266. [page] Top 10 Things Men Understand About Women
  267. [page] Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
  268. [page] Top Ten Rejection Lines Given By Women
  269. [page] Turning Romantic Guys Down
  270. [page] Two Sides Of The Story
  271. [page] Types Of Men
  272. [page] Uncle Frank
  273. [page] Understanding Women
  274. [page] Usage Of Story At Different Ages
  275. [page] Very Cheap
  276. [picture] Vision Test For Men
  277. [page] Ways To Turn Men Down
  278. [page] Wedding Colors
  279. [page] West Virginian Women
  280. [page] What A Boyfriend Should Do
  281. [page] What Gals Really Mean
  282. [page] What I Want In A Man
  283. [picture] What Men Hear
  284. [page_white_flash] When God Created Man
  285. [picture] When Men Cook
  286. [picture] Whipped Magazine For Men
  287. [page] Who Understands Men
  288. [page] Who Wears The Pants
  289. [page] Whose Child
  290. [page] Why Beers Are Better Than Women
  291. [page] Why Bicycles Are Better Than Women
  292. [page] Why Coffee Is Better Than Women
  293. [page] Why Did You Have To Die
  294. [page] Why Guys Like Girls
  295. [page] Why It Is Great To Be A Man
  296. [picture] Why Men Snore
  297. Why Women Are Better Than Men
  298. [picture] Why Women Are Not Mechanics
  299. [page] Why Women Dont Need Drivers Licenses
  300. [page] Why Women Wear White
  301. [page] Why Women Are Superior
  302. [page] Why Did God Give Women
  303. [page] Witchy Women
  304. [picture] Woman Driver
  305. [picture] Woman In Camaro By Clay Thornton
  306. [page] Womanhood
  307. [page] Women
  308. [page] Women Alcohol
  309. [page] Women Bodily Functions
  310. [page] Women Drivers
  311. [page] Women Education Courses
  312. [page] Women Jokes
  313. [page] Women Pass Less Gas
  314. [page] Women Quotes
  315. [page] Women Rock
  316. [page] Women Who Fake
  317. [page] Women And Bikes
  318. [page] Women And Bowling
  319. [page] Women And Cars
  320. [page] Women And Condoms
  321. [page] Women And Logic
  322. [page] Women And Men
  323. [page] Women And PMS
  324. [page] Women And Pool Tables
  325. [page] Women And Tile Floors
  326. [page] Women And Toilets
  327. [page] Women And Watches
  328. [page] Women And Whales
  329. [page] Women Are Evil
  330. [page] Women In Different Ages
  331. [page] Women In Heaven
  332. [page] Women On The Moon
  333. [page] Women Vs Dog Poop
  334. [page] Womens Bits
  335. [page] Womens English
  336. [page] Womens Six Inch Friend
  337. [page] Womens Tiny Feet
  338. [page] Womens Useless Things
  339. [page] Words From Women
  340. [page] Words Women Use
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