A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged
man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive
stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she could
offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to
her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no
matter how kinky, for $20.00.......on one condition." (There are always
conditions) Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man
replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just
three words." (controlling huh?) The woman considered his proposition for a
moment, then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed
into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes,
and slowly, and meaningfully, said....
"Clean my house"