> > A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five-storey
> > hotel with
> > a sign that reads "For Women Only".
> > Since they were without their boyfriends, they decide to go in.
> > The Doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works.....
> > "We have 5 floors...go up floor by floor, and once you find what you
> > are
> > looking for, you can stay there." "It's easy to decide, each floor has
> > signs
> > telling you what's inside."
> > So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads
> > "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind"
> > ... the friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
> > The sign on the Second floor reads
> > "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women
> > badly".
> > This wasn't going to do so the friends move up to the Third floor
> > where the sign reads
> > "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of
> > women."
> > This was good but there were still two more floors, so on to the Fourth
> > floor,
> > the sign was perfect.
> > "All the men here have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to
> > women; are perfect lovers; they are also single, rich and straight"
> > The women seemed pleased but they decide that they would rather see
> > what the
> > fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth.
> > When they reach the Fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads:
> > "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that you
> > just
> > can't f***ing satisfy women!"