1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying FUCK YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying FUCK YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
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GERBERISH on August 16, 2007 at 09:04
these will help, i neve thught about that lol
kyle on September 18, 2007 at 01:08
Haha! This is so amazingly accurate. XD A woman probably posted this,
huh?
huh?
Aoi on September 30, 2007 at 05:21
im only 12 and my mum says alot of theses things there manly true
blake on October 01, 2007 at 09:16
You know something? I have taken a whatever from my girl, turn it
around in my own devilish way and made love to her that same night.
They love your attention trust me.
around in my own devilish way and made love to her that same night.
They love your attention trust me.
Adan on November 25, 2007 at 07:58
Haha adan too right!!!! turning 'nothing' into sex is awsome.
Matt on November 29, 2007 at 04:31
1)Shut the F*ck up bitch. a statement said by a man when he knows a
woman needs to be put in her place
woman needs to be put in her place
Frank on January 14, 2008 at 06:49
Frank your a dumb ass & your bf needs to put you in your place
men r stupid on January 16, 2008 at 10:15
OMG! I'm guilty to all 9 statements.. I can't help but laugh while
reading this.
reading this.
Jewel on January 24, 2008 at 01:59
i have got to write these down...
Marcos on March 29, 2008 at 11:17
yea ive heard the words but i can tell the meaning without you telling
me. and some guys are smart enough to read the signs. because they
speak louder than words, and women are never wrong.at least they think
it.
me. and some guys are smart enough to read the signs. because they
speak louder than words, and women are never wrong.at least they think
it.
what a crock on March 31, 2008 at 11:58
thanks.. very funny & helpful
Veer on April 10, 2008 at 12:29
WOW!!! i never knew it is true until now i mostly use these words
everyday. sometimes men think that when a woman is nice it's very
attractive. lol i think it's true♥♥♥☺
everyday. sometimes men think that when a woman is nice it's very
attractive. lol i think it's true♥♥♥☺
june on April 22, 2008 at 11:49
This is so what I tell my boyfriend and he never seems to get it.
kendra on April 24, 2008 at 01:37
Eh, I don't really like this, because I'm not like this at all. I
generally say what I mean, or I'm the one that screws up. The only one
I can remeber using is "fine".
generally say what I mean, or I'm the one that screws up. The only one
I can remeber using is "fine".
MD on April 25, 2008 at 12:30
i am a woman and i think that this is 100% true amzing seeing as its
coming from a womans perspective huh Aoi
coming from a womans perspective huh Aoi
lexi-is-sexi on May 10, 2008 at 09:21
lol! Us men can just never win
Alex-466 on July 20, 2008 at 03:50
Hahah this is hilarious and sometimes very accurate. I mean, there's
the times when this is true, but then there's the times when I really
mean what I say sincerely.
the times when this is true, but then there's the times when I really
mean what I say sincerely.
Jessica on July 25, 2008 at 12:25
Completely true. We use them and if he gets the idea, FINE, if
not..too bad for him.
not..too bad for him.
Andreea on August 13, 2008 at 06:42
We have some magic words ha... I think men know what we mean, but they
can't be bothered(we allways see that)... And they think we're
crazy(obviously, because they think we can't see they can't be
bothered).. We are just giving them the chance to make things better..
That's what they don't understand!!!!!
can't be bothered(we allways see that)... And they think we're
crazy(obviously, because they think we can't see they can't be
bothered).. We are just giving them the chance to make things better..
That's what they don't understand!!!!!
Gabriela on August 13, 2008 at 07:48
Wow a lot of these are true and are said by a good amount of women.
dude on August 13, 2008 at 06:23
i just fucken ignore them when they do this shit, if they want to
settle them they can stop being little girls and actually talk, i dont
have time for bullshit anymore OK
settle them they can stop being little girls and actually talk, i dont
have time for bullshit anymore OK
the defender on July 01, 2009 at 12:50
Not all girls are this way. .except the whatever part
Kirsten on July 16, 2009 at 06:28
this is so true i don't care what any other girl says cause they all
know as well as i that this nails everything we say
know as well as i that this nails everything we say
sammi on July 22, 2009 at 09:54
THATS SO TRUE! Its weird how true it is!
shy on August 30, 2009 at 02:51
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