ATM Procedures

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Please note that the bank is installing new
"Drive-through" teller machines. Customers will be able
to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To
enable customers to use this new facility the following
procedures have been drawn up. Please read the
procedure that applies to your own circumstances
(i.e.MALE or FEMALE) and remember them when you use the
machine for the first time.



MALE PROCEDURE

* 1 Drive up to the cash machine.

* 2 Put down your car window.

* 3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

* 4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

* 5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt

* 6 Put window up

* 7 Drive off



FEMALE PROCEDURE

* 1 Drive up to cash machine

* 2 Reverse back the required amount to align car
window to machine

* 3 Set parking Brake, Put the window down

* 4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to
passenger
seat to locate card.

* 5 Turn the radio down

* 6 Attempt to insert card into machine

* 7 Attempt to insert card into machine

* 8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine
due
to its excessive distance from the car

* 9 Insert card

* 10 Re-insert card the right way up

* 11 Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN
written on the inside of the back page

* 12 Enter PIN.

* 13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

* 14 Enter amount of cash required

* 15 Check make up in rear view mirror

* 16 Retrieve cash and receipt

* 17 Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place
cash inside

* 18 Place receipt in back of checkbook

* 19 Re-check make-up again

* 20 Drive forward 2 feet

* 21 Reverse back to cash machine

* 22 Retrieve card

* 23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and
place
card into the slot provided

* 24 Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate
male drivers queuing behind.

* 25 Restart stalled engine and pull off

* 26 Drive for 2 to 3 miles

* 27 Release Parking Break


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Boys:

1- Drive to the bank, park, go to the Cash Dispenser
2- Insert card

3- Dial code and desired amount

4-Take the cash and the card



Girls:

1-Drive to the bank
2-Check make-up in the mirror
3- Apply perfume
4- Manually check haircut
5- Park car - failure
6- Park car - failure
7- Park car - success
8- Search for the card in the handbag
9- Insert card, rejected by the machine
10- Throw phone card back in handbag
11- look for bank card
12- Insert card
13- Look for piece of paper where secret code is written in handbag
14- Enter code
15-Study instructions for 2 minutes
16- #Cancel#
17- Re-enter code
18- #Cancel#
19- Call boyfriend to get correct code
20- Enter desired amount
21- #Error#
22- Enter bigger amount
23- #Error#
24- Enter maximum amount
25- Cross fingers
26- Take cash
27- Go back to the car
28- Check make-up in rear mirror
29- Look for keys in handbag
30- Start car
31- Drive 50 meters
32- STOP
33- Drive back to bank machine
34- Go out of the car
35- Take card back from machine
36- Go back to the car
37- Throw card on passenger seat
38- Check make-up in rear mirror
39- Manually check haircut
40- Go into roundabout - wrong way
41- BREAK
42- Go into roundabout - right way
43- Drive 5 kilometers
44- Remove hand brake
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