Eight Qualities Of A Perfect Boyfriend

The Eight Qualities Of A Perfect Boyfriend/Husband









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tara on October 21, 2005 at 10:31
You sick perverts.
Melanie on December 03, 2005 at 08:54
lolol use are funny jkazz!! yh guess dey do gota gave BIG PENIS XX
Lorraine x on December 06, 2005 at 01:38
Learn how to spell, Lorraine x.
Mikeee on December 19, 2005 at 03:13
This should actually be called "Nine Qualities of a Perfect
juicysuzie01 on January 01, 2006 at 10:58
sensitive my ass
Jill on January 04, 2006 at 04:48
yeah n i really wanna suck it bad! cos im a hore!
tara on January 20, 2006 at 01:04
yes tara you are a hore
O.P.P. on January 22, 2006 at 12:44
That is hilarious!!
Bailey on February 05, 2006 at 07:13
R.D.W on February 11, 2006 at 02:54
I hope i get a boyfriend very soon.
katie on November 23, 2006 at 01:18
your all retarded
amanda on December 18, 2006 at 03:26
aww this is so true...if tehy dont have a big penis whats the point
alexis on December 18, 2006 at 03:27
your all so shallow , you have to love him for who he is, not what his
penis size is.
aman jigga on December 18, 2006 at 03:30
i agree with aman jigga love him for what he is but come on PENIS
sonny on December 18, 2006 at 03:32
sonny: you go girl friend!
stix on December 18, 2006 at 03:34
girl friend thats right girls are much better who wants a
lemon aka lexis on December 18, 2006 at 03:36
mmmm baby. yumm! lesbian love
barbra on December 18, 2006 at 03:38
you gusy make me sick lesbian ew its only good with 2 girls
cheese ball on December 18, 2006 at 03:41
mmm chessey
celery on December 18, 2006 at 03:49
you guys are so gross how can you even make a site like this its
A.A- guitar hero lover on December 23, 2006 at 03:04
true dat uh ha
kennedy kutie on January 20, 2007 at 10:46
you is a hoe miss who ever wrote this. Damn Dike. You sure you arent
talking about your vibrator?...
thats my word on February 13, 2007 at 03:08
Wow i think lesbians r disgusting. i think girls should only date
guys. i kno i get my pleasure
loveydovey4life on April 05, 2007 at 01:58
SEXED UP on April 12, 2007 at 07:28
that's funny, but mean and not true, but FUNNY, and what's wrong with
being lesbian or gay????
Playa101 on April 14, 2007 at 11:46
ewwh wtf has the world come too? lesbians should go die in a fucking
hole cause they`re fucking NASSTYY and yer parents dont love you
Jamiiiee on April 17, 2007 at 04:40
u people r disgusting get a life
hanah on May 06, 2007 at 02:49
hanah u should be the 1 to get a life, its just a fucking joke. GOD!!!
$EXY B!TCH on May 19, 2007 at 11:09
fuck yall my dick feels like corn
shit on May 21, 2007 at 07:05
dude shit i totally agree with you my dick feels like corn also. do
you want to eat it
motha fucker on May 21, 2007 at 07:08
bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh!!!!!!! This is FUCKING DISCUSTING!!! I can't take
more of this shit!! I'm getting the fuck out of here... good bye,
wanderer on May 21, 2007 at 07:40
wow guys are silly and dumb asses.... be lesbian!!!!!!!
i love amber on May 22, 2007 at 09:07
fuck u
yoyo on June 04, 2007 at 07:16
LOL, Dane Cook is the best!
Fire on June 08, 2007 at 11:19
Wow, and I thought women were looking for personality. Turns out all
you girls are just as shallow as a fuckin high school jock.
James on June 19, 2007 at 06:50
all you depressed stupid bitches stop complaining and just fucken
laugh at it oh and get over yourselves!!!!!!dickheads
shanae on June 24, 2007 at 09:41
sounds like girls luv jerks with big dicks yet they say that romance &
personality is more important than sex
poo brains on August 06, 2007 at 04:22
ey whey whey!!
caca on August 28, 2007 at 02:03
lesbians should be exterminated. females are disgusting especially
dykes. all you that like whores, bitches, slags and sluts and even
those nasty female fags go fuck yourselves you sad bastards!
kill all the dykes nasty faggots on September 03, 2007 at 01:14
my sweet heart is always fight with me and always saying live me but I
cannot live without her What can I cdo for her so she loves me
Vikram pratap singh chandal on September 03, 2007 at 06:57
i love his site omgoodness hey this is so sexy oh yeah baby thats what
i like oh go team me just want to say hey to my sexy peeps lex,ash and
manda aww iw ould not live withouy them...I LOVE THIS SITE oh yeah
this is sexy babe oh yeah eat my toes
sammy lee samsung on September 09, 2007 at 08:20
ya totally.. my bf fuckin lacks all of dis!!!
H8 my bf!!!! on October 14, 2007 at 06:54
it was nice until the end! I DONT NEED THIS! PEACE OUT U PERVERTS
... on October 19, 2007 at 02:58
AMANIC. on November 11, 2007 at 03:43
yeah but i have them qualities i lack a bit in intelligence but im
smart-enough i have all c-grade gcse's you see i just seem to always
get hurt by girls i have never hurt a girl im the one who always gets
hurt tell me what to do please anyone
cuddly bear ben on November 12, 2007 at 05:10
It's whatever. Yeah, it's nice to have a guy be intelligent, nice and
funny...but him having a big cock. That's just a perk. Obviously, if
you're in love it doesn't have to mean anything. PS. I'm not a
lesbian but I have a lot of friends who are and they're some of the
most amazing people I've ever met. So all you haters can go fuck
Ash on December 04, 2007 at 08:04
y'all stupid beaches!
gigs on December 18, 2007 at 01:35
when u grow old, all this stuff wont matter, true happiness is within
all of us,dont have to look on the out side :)
Rocky on December 21, 2007 at 04:16
What the heck, thats nasty. Who the hell would even think like that.
It doesnt matter how big there penis is it matters if you love them or
no omg! STUPID
nobody on January 19, 2008 at 05:45
wow. this the most messed up site......OMG GROW UP!! SICK! LESBIENS?!
TO........... UGH!!!! GET A LIFE! GO ANY1 WHO AGREES!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!
blonde24-7 on January 22, 2008 at 08:43
Maybe A tighter twat is whats needed. WORK on it girls !!!
I,P,Nickles on February 07, 2008 at 12:57
blonde24-7, if you don't like it, then don't read it. if you think
there's more you can do with your free time, then get off the site and
don't complain.
marina on March 06, 2008 at 03:53
lolly on April 13, 2008 at 11:04
If you are a girl and expect a guy to love you for who you are, and
accept you and your every flaw, why does it matter how big their penis
is? If you are truly in love that wouldn't matter. It only matters if
you have no heart and are just using guys to get what you want.
cutiee :) on April 24, 2008 at 01:55
u r plain sick
jane on June 08, 2008 at 05:56
MAN, i dont have any problems with gays or lesbos but go get some dick
or pussy and try it u biaches...
shale kila on June 17, 2008 at 06:32
a boy who means to be a boy freind either he have ten qualities or ten
thousand he cannot be a one woman man a boy is the one who only
concentrates to his studies and determined to parents not a girl
numra on June 27, 2008 at 01:21
um exuse me lesbains arent gros their normal like us all and
loveydoveyforlife go suck a fat one there is nthing wrong with
lesbians or being gay right now your being a stuck up bitch that is
racist why dont you all do the world a favour and lose wait lol
[J]essica on July 07, 2008 at 03:15
i am hving a three some wit mi girlfriend and her sis right know nd i
have a hugre penis
John on July 20, 2008 at 11:44
wtf who ever really wants a large penis? If the guy is to big it
limits what you can do. plus the guys with bigger penis tend to be
porn stars or man whores. How is that a good boyfriend? listen to
yourselfs. and there is nothing wrong with girls liking girls!! It's
more of a feeling that your partner understands you and for somepeople
the person that does just happens to be the same sex. love is love it
knows no limits. anyone that doesn't know that has never really been
in love
bi-bitch on July 29, 2008 at 08:07
agreed on so many levels
Kara on August 07, 2008 at 12:06
what thefuck is wrong with everyone?! love is love girl or guy. my
boyfriend is the most amazing and he tops off everything on that damn
list! haters will die a cruel, slow death. get used to it.
m&m on December 15, 2008 at 07:39
for real? this is so cliche. what about adventurous, hilarious,
romantic, and fun!? please girls, dont try to stereotype everyone by
saying that this is anyones but your own dream guy
sarah on December 23, 2008 at 04:05
I'm lez,And I have a beautiful girlfriend who I love.some of you girls
may never know love unless you explore what is out there in the
world.boy or girl.what does it matter?we're all human.Love is patient
love is kind It does not envy it does not boast it is not proud It is
not rude it is not self-seeking it is not easily anger it keeps to
record of wrongs it does not delight in evil but rejoices is truth it
always protects always hopes always always trusts always never ends.
Lizzy on January 15, 2009 at 03:52
whoa whoa s0 true....iyoooo *......*
Ncoza Nconco on November 01, 2011 at 07:57
can i barf now please?
pianogurl101 on December 20, 2011 at 07:30

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