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1. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know
I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. -Dolly Parton

2. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly
ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. -Erica Jong

3. I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my
friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want
to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. -Rita Rudner

4. My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a
child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our
lives. -Rita Rudner

5. I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
-Wendy Liebman

6. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
-Erma Bombeck

7. If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing
'em. -Sue Grafton

8. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr

9. I think, therefore I'm single. -Lizz Winstead

10. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men
invade another country. -Elayne Boosler

11. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon
Pearson

12. I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
-Gilda Radner

13. In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you
want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher

14. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine
marriage and a career. -Gloria Steinhem

15. Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-Glori Steinhem

16. I never married because there was no need. I have three pets
at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog
which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon
and a cat that comes home late at night. -Marie Corelli

17. Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths.
-Baroness Edith Summerskill

18. If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing
neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a
little noose around your neck? -Linda Ellerbee

19. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I
keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor
User Comments
think of this... when u pick ur ear, what feels better the finger, or
the ear? males are the fingers :P
andrew on December 07, 2005 at 08:19
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horrors of women! We are looking for men to tell us their stories
about how women have got their revenge on them. Have you ever had a
woman cut your suits up? Or worse, John Wayne Bobbitt? Ever had your
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Tom on January 05, 2006 at 08:08
to answer Linda Ellerbee, its symbolistic
Nick on January 05, 2006 at 07:02
hey andrew you know when i punch you in the face? what feels better my
foot kicken your ass or my fist breaking your jaw? you decide fucker
jane on September 29, 2006 at 04:00
Jane, you need a REAL man to slap the shit out of you, and some sense
into you. Dumb cunt. Typical man bashing by the average bulldog
dyke.
Kevin on February 14, 2007 at 11:52
Intelligent quotes by men(in response to quotes by women) "(nothing)"
- Any married man in response to any obvious flaw any wife has at any
time. "I love you." Any intelligent man who loves his wife, treats
her well and shows equality in his relationship and tries not to be
what women think he is.
Dustin on March 31, 2007 at 12:05
jane's gotten angry, we win!
jack on April 08, 2007 at 08:42
Yo Kevin, I know she got mad and everything.. But that hittin women
comment is bull shit. Real Men would just laugh at her. Not slap the
shit outta her.
Derrick on August 07, 2007 at 05:32
thats just great..(The part of laughing instead of hittin.. we
apreciat that.. ;P) and i read somewhere that when we hit you you dont
hit back.. well i guess in most guys thats true.. but is it lik that
wit every guys??
RithA** on August 20, 2007 at 03:02
Dustin, you're so right! Keep writing, your comments are the only ones
worth reading. And also Derrick, I think you're right too. I don't
think men should be violent to women.
maggie on August 24, 2007 at 05:17
@Andrew; I dunno man, sometimes it feels really good in there when
that's ears itching.
Sparkster the Rocket Knight on December 04, 2007 at 01:12
"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We
can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. -Rita
Rudner" I'M NOT HAVING KIDS!!!
~Hannah~ on March 29, 2008 at 06:02

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