1. You always know if you are the first one to open a beer.
2. A beer never gets jealous if you grab another beer.
3. A beer never gets angry if you arrive smelling of beer.
4. The colder a beer, the better.
5. You can always share a beer with your friends.
6. A beer does not get upset if you arrive at 3 a.m.
7. You can choose a beer from a box, and if you change your
mind, you can pick another one.
2. A beer never gets jealous if you grab another beer.
3. A beer never gets angry if you arrive smelling of beer.
4. The colder a beer, the better.
5. You can always share a beer with your friends.
6. A beer does not get upset if you arrive at 3 a.m.
7. You can choose a beer from a box, and if you change your
mind, you can pick another one.
NOT FUNNY U ASSHOLES!!!
Worried Woman on December 20, 2005 at 08:07
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of women! We are looking for men to tell us their stories about how
women have got their revenge on them. Have you ever had a woman cut
your suits up? Or worse? John Wayne Bobbit... Ever had your car
keyed, your front door egged, your tires slashed, your porn
collection sent to your mother? Any of these ring bells? If so let
me know. You can get me on 020 7291 0709 or email me at
tom@jonesthefilm.com Cheers All, Tom Tom
Pollard tom@jonesthefilm.com T: 020 7291 0709 M: 077 1363 6455 F:
020 7580 3480
tom on January 05, 2006 at 07:10
if you dont think its funny, u should be more like a beer.
jason on September 25, 2006 at 03:36
lol, i dont think im like a beer... but i do think this is funny!!
Mj on October 09, 2006 at 05:16
a woman - her vagina = a completely useless waste of matter.
Women Suck on October 31, 2006 at 08:54
www.menarebetterthanwomen.com
someone on February 15, 2007 at 05:49
hahahahahaa
abnegatio on April 21, 2007 at 01:30
ok worried women you need to chill. i think this is hilarious and i
acctualy sorta agree haha
acctualy sorta agree haha
Hannah on September 05, 2007 at 04:12
1. is always correct...
kumud Raj GUATAM on September 23, 2007 at 07:39
ok, I'm a woman and I think this is funny. You have to be able to see
both sides, people.
both sides, people.
AP on April 02, 2009 at 07:04
You ladies need to calm down. If it makes you feel any better, there's
another list about why cookie dough is better than men. Just have your
fun with that one and mind your blood pressure with this one.
another list about why cookie dough is better than men. Just have your
fun with that one and mind your blood pressure with this one.
The Exception on September 25, 2009 at 10:45
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