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The nice men are ugly.

The handsome men are not nice.

The handsome and nice men are gay.

The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.


The men who are not so handsome but are nice men
have no money.

The men who are not so handsome but are nice men
with money think we are only after their money.

The handsome men without money are after our money.


The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat
heterosexual don't think we are beautiful enough.

The men who think we are beautiful, that are

heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are
cowards.

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and
have some money and thank God are heterosexual are
shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!

The men who never make the first move,
automatically lose interest on us when we take the
initiative.

NOW... WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's
job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into
something you'd like to have dinner with.

SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN
HANDLE IT!


User Comments
ANOTHER DATE RAPE VICTIM
RUPRECT on January 19, 2006 at 06:23
ahahah this is halarious :D
JJ on December 04, 2006 at 11:25
women are stupid.
man on December 28, 2006 at 12:20
Ahh, just another jealous lesbian
Axel on January 22, 2007 at 04:41
ur rite axel and MEN R STUPID ANS CONFUSIN
wat up on January 30, 2007 at 07:23
What hilarious is that women try to hold men down, using sex as a
weapon. I get a kick out of it. Women are creatures who base
their logic on shrill, and deeply miss rooted emotion, not logic, or
rational, critical thinking.
Kevin on February 14, 2007 at 11:44
I am a man. I want sex. It furthers our race and feels pretty damn
good. I want food. I need it to survive. I want sleep. My body and
mind need time to reboot and review the day. BAM! There. That's men
in a nutshell or whatever you want to put them in. See, women?
LOGIC. Understand the most simple thing in the human biological
vernacular NOW?
Dustin on March 31, 2007 at 12:10
damn this women!! now they describe us to wine but if it was not 4
men both women and wine would have not exsisted
real men on April 03, 2007 at 03:13
Sounds like you're looking for the 'perfect' guy. Well, nobody is
perfect, so once you get off your high horse maybe you'll be happy.
Same goes for women, they're never perfect. Either they're too busy,
too manipulative, just plain bitchy, or tramp, theres more, but Im
already bored.
Mike on April 04, 2007 at 09:08
sooooooooo not trueee!!! stop looking for the perfect man and someone
might just pop out on you. i hate it when women hunt for perfect. SHUT
THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR WHINING ALREADY
Daisy on April 20, 2007 at 09:48
This my friends is a usual male stereotype that is just good for laugh
and the occasional conversation, not for a heated debate. It maybe
true and it may not. Everyone's different, men and women. There are
women driven by emotion, Kevin, and there's women driven by logic so
much that they look like machines and have yet to have a functioning
relationship. And Dustin if men are that simple, then why are there so
many gay guys? The wine thing is well....retarded, but you got to
admit it is pretty funny. Daisy hahaha I agree with you in a way.
shakes her head in disgust on April 22, 2007 at 04:34
Dustin wanna do it?
Sexy on April 23, 2007 at 04:05
it just goes to show, men are just as complicated as women are.
E-MAN on May 21, 2007 at 09:19
im one of those shy buggers
2222 on June 14, 2007 at 09:16
Kevin, I've read some of your comments and it appears you really
dislike women - except for the whole sex thing! That's too bad and
really sad
mm on June 21, 2007 at 05:36
duh!! just fuck em man thats wat we want them 4 anyways
lag on July 26, 2007 at 09:39
hey you know what i am a girl in a very big world and i quite like
men, any man really, they dont have to be smart or handsome or rich
they just have to know there way into my heart and into my bed lol
There isnt just one man for one woman, who were made for each other,
you choose who you want and if it works out cool, but if not well just
deal with it girls and boys, cause we all can be happy we just need to
find someone who is good enough to be that someone, IN YOUR OWN
OPINION, not your friends or families, YOURS! ok and with the whole
sex thing come on guys give the girl a break if you want her to do
something tell her! dont hide it behind her back and talk constantly
about it to guy mates thats wat drives me crazy any way! so listen and
we'll listen to you k lots of love xoxo
casey on August 20, 2007 at 10:13
I agree that this thing is stupid, but you don't have to get mad at
ALL women. I don't agree with the person who wrote this at all, and
I'M a WOMAN.
M on August 24, 2007 at 03:55
DESPERATE....HOW SAD..SHE WAS DESPERATE and then became lesbian...
chathura on October 13, 2007 at 01:48
"What hilarious is that women try to hold men down, using sex as
a weapon. I get a kick out of it. Women are creatures who base their
logic on shrill, and deeply miss rooted emotion, not logic,
or rational, critical thinking." Hey Kevin did you GF beat you
again? Jeeze man. Not ALL women are like this. Come on.
Sparkster the Rocket Knight on December 04, 2007 at 01:01
i red all those comments. men are too weak, without womens , that's
soooo true. i live in iran and every day , i see what do men to women
so we're right to feel like killing all of them.
n_m on January 05, 2008 at 01:14
wow! u either have to much time on ur hands or are just plain stupid.
as much as all u women complain all women no matter how successful
need a man to thrive. the ones that do not have men in their lives
tend to become to fragile and break, and that is what my female
friends tell me, i do not even want to say what i think, whoever wrote
this get a life really get a life, both men and women have draw backs
but really get a life
007 on January 13, 2008 at 09:36
"The nice men are ugly. The handsome men are not nice. The
handsome and nice men are gay. The handsome, nice and heterosexual
men are married." Did you get lost on your own thoughts,
sweety? Did it become too much for you? because what you just wrote
did not make any sense at all, I'm sorry.
A man on January 31, 2008 at 08:57
THAT IS SOOOOOOOOO TRUE MEN TAHT ARE NICE ARE UGLY BUT THE ONJE I LIKE
IS NOT THAT
NICE. ***************************************************************
************************************
Nina Perez Lovez Edward Cantu!!!!********* on February 01, 2008 at 05:36
What pisses me off is that when men are offensive to women it's
sexism but men are just supposed to take it when it's the other way
around. You can have your fucking equality when I can say 'women
can't drive' without fear of being killed in my sleep.
Anakha6 on April 16, 2008 at 10:50
yeh women complain all the time and they used to need us for
kids. Why do u think it was a women who inventd cloning? they are
planning to kill us off.
Guess who?? on April 18, 2008 at 04:08
Why would you write that? Blow me ho.
Blow me. on April 30, 2008 at 02:16
SO SO SO SO tru !!!
h+z on August 06, 2008 at 11:18
oh my god what the hell is up with all these topics demeaning men. Get
this through your ignorant little head. YOU CANT STEREOTYPE ALL MEN
CAUSE WERE NOT ALL THE SAME!!
notasexist on August 13, 2008 at 06:09
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men that are not married are
vampires and they only exist on Twilight series.
Natimaster on January 08, 2009 at 05:45
Now who's misunderstandable
Anonymous on February 17, 2009 at 02:44
Awwwe... guys come on now... women are not stupid... yes, emotional,
but this is not stupidity... I love men... you are not
complicated... I hear you... I hate being controlled as much as the
next person... sooooo... for women to use sex as a weapon is not using
the mind... the body never lasts even if it is the best one of them
all... it gets old in more ways than one... soooooo... LADIES... USE
YOUR HEAD AND STOP BEING SO FRIGGIN AVAILABLE...WALK AWAY AFTER SEX...
AND WATCH WHAT HE DOES...
Jennifer on June 29, 2009 at 12:27
After 9 years with the same man... the sex is still intensely hot and
passionate... and when I am not available he wants me more... it is a
funny thing but women seem to be built opposite to men in emotional
needs... so try doing the opposite of what you feel and see what
happens... MEN... YOU TOO... TRY IT!
Jenny on June 29, 2009 at 12:30
OMG... It is hilarious... as I am writing these things, I am missing
my man... mmmmmm.. washboard abs and lithe muscle... HOLY SHIT...
THANKS A LOT YOU GUYS! * sigh * ... men are not complicated... we
ladies just have to stop trying to mold them into what we were
conditioned to believe a good man is supposed to be...just let them
be! When their focus is completely on pleasuring you, you will not be
sorry that you did!
Jenna on June 29, 2009 at 12:34
not true girl so go 2 hell
rita on September 08, 2009 at 05:41

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