Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that dang makeup!!!
It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my other ear which fell into the coffee between my legs and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
DANG WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!
It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my other ear which fell into the coffee between my legs and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
DANG WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!
dantheman on January 31, 2006 at 05:43
women drivers are better than men.for example my wife wont let me
drive,but i dont complain becouse she drives better than me.even in
high-heel shoes.i enjoy sitting in the passangers seat while she
drives and i feel comfortable
drive,but i dont complain becouse she drives better than me.even in
high-heel shoes.i enjoy sitting in the passangers seat while she
drives and i feel comfortable
oxygen on February 10, 2006 at 01:56
you need to find a new wife. u must really suck at driving. my
girlfriend drove me once, and almost got me killed 5 times in 7 miles.
now i always drive. look on the side of the road at an accident. you
cant tell me that there is not a woman on her cell phone looking
worried by the mashed car. women drivers should be illegal. amen 100%
girlfriend drove me once, and almost got me killed 5 times in 7 miles.
now i always drive. look on the side of the road at an accident. you
cant tell me that there is not a woman on her cell phone looking
worried by the mashed car. women drivers should be illegal. amen 100%
jason on September 25, 2006 at 04:06
once again jason shut the hell up you are the dumbest asshole i know!
argue this: guys are more impulsive than women they are also more
ignorant and stuborn. Guys are always like " hey i wonder what will
happen if i go this fast" duh retard you loose control of your car and
is your girlfriend brain dead? i wouldnt go out with you if you fuckin
paid me! she maybe a trophie girlfriend but im not go to hell jason!
argue this: guys are more impulsive than women they are also more
ignorant and stuborn. Guys are always like " hey i wonder what will
happen if i go this fast" duh retard you loose control of your car and
is your girlfriend brain dead? i wouldnt go out with you if you fuckin
paid me! she maybe a trophie girlfriend but im not go to hell jason!
kamie on September 29, 2006 at 03:45
women drivers are better than men.for example my girl friend never
allows me to drive my hero homda passion. Instead she drive the bike
fast and safe. i feel safe and enjoyable sitting behind her.
allows me to drive my hero homda passion. Instead she drive the bike
fast and safe. i feel safe and enjoyable sitting behind her.
harsh on December 17, 2006 at 12:12
hahaha...i have a need for speed...also jason you need to look up your
facts...it is known that guys are more likely to get into an accident
than a girl...hence the fact girls insurences are lower...and
again...IT DEPENDS ON THE MALE/FEMALE!!!!!
facts...it is known that guys are more likely to get into an accident
than a girl...hence the fact girls insurences are lower...and
again...IT DEPENDS ON THE MALE/FEMALE!!!!!
Marie on December 31, 2006 at 06:18
in all honesty, women can't drive. i'm not sexist but it's true. i've
only met like two women i feel safe in the car with. i won't even ride
with my mom. no offense ladies, but you can't drive.
only met like two women i feel safe in the car with. i won't even ride
with my mom. no offense ladies, but you can't drive.
male driver on February 07, 2007 at 03:22
Male drivers are waaay better than women drivers. men only get into
accidents when they attempt to do daredevil stunts, while women
drivers can't even handle the regular speed limit
accidents when they attempt to do daredevil stunts, while women
drivers can't even handle the regular speed limit
Sarah on February 15, 2007 at 09:33
God help us!!! Women drivers are one thing, but idiots that can't
spell or use correct grammar are another!! Reference danthemans &
oxygens comments at the top of the page. Twats
spell or use correct grammar are another!! Reference danthemans &
oxygens comments at the top of the page. Twats
Rob sickaphsychos on February 18, 2007 at 11:19
any woman under the age of 25 cannot drive its just a plain fact, they
are self minded, oblivious, individuals. ive been cut off by so many
woman who had no idea i was even there to begin with, and its not just
me saying this either, my driving instructor from back in the day use
to rip on them and you have to admit im sure he knows what he is
talking about
are self minded, oblivious, individuals. ive been cut off by so many
woman who had no idea i was even there to begin with, and its not just
me saying this either, my driving instructor from back in the day use
to rip on them and you have to admit im sure he knows what he is
talking about
brad on February 21, 2007 at 04:01
Lousy drivers are bad drivers! Happy now?
Orkanen on February 24, 2007 at 09:32
Women shouldnt be able to vote either!!!
Lane on April 06, 2007 at 08:08
I agree!!!
Manuel on April 06, 2007 at 08:18
I don't let my wife vote.
Musky Mountain Man on April 06, 2007 at 08:19
I always wanted to vote but everytime I tryed to go vote I got in a
wreck :-(
wreck :-(
Rita on April 06, 2007 at 08:20
As woman, I know men are superior to me both mentaly and fisicly. So
I believe that by not voting or driving, I am doing our society
favor.
I believe that by not voting or driving, I am doing our society
favor.
Jen on April 06, 2007 at 08:22
Yes it is true I am a witness.
Rita's Husband on April 06, 2007 at 08:23
Stop driving women!
BIG 8===D~~~O: on April 06, 2007 at 08:25
What the hell is all your guys's problem. Seriously! Women are way
better Drivers then men because they are capable of multitasking. We
always look in our blind spot before we turn, and are carefull to
yeild when needed. So all you sadistic men can pay attention, and
learn how to stay out of fender benders!!!!!!!!
better Drivers then men because they are capable of multitasking. We
always look in our blind spot before we turn, and are carefull to
yeild when needed. So all you sadistic men can pay attention, and
learn how to stay out of fender benders!!!!!!!!
Kennedy on April 10, 2007 at 02:00
when i came to this website i thought it was all laughs and
jokes...but now i realize its a site full of sexist dumbasses both men
and women alike...the guys are all "women cant drive because of this
this this." and the females (being just as stupid) reply "stop being
sexist, women are MUCH BETTER than men" yeah thats not sexist at all.
dumbasses. just look at kennedys reply. stop being such fking
hypocrites. maybe then people would take your replies seriously
jokes...but now i realize its a site full of sexist dumbasses both men
and women alike...the guys are all "women cant drive because of this
this this." and the females (being just as stupid) reply "stop being
sexist, women are MUCH BETTER than men" yeah thats not sexist at all.
dumbasses. just look at kennedys reply. stop being such fking
hypocrites. maybe then people would take your replies seriously
wtf on July 06, 2007 at 12:41
There is a small percentage of women that are able to drive well. I'm
not saying all women are bad drivers, nor are all men good drivers.
However the ratio of good drivers to bad drivers in males is high, but
for women it is lower. The worst drivers are young women age 16-30.
They are absolute horrible drivers. They are to oblivious and self
centered. It has been proven that if only women were allowed to drive
there would be about 24,000 more driving related deaths, and if only
men were allowed to drive there would be around 7,000 less driving
related deaths. Women ARE safer for the AMOUNT OF MILES they drive,
but MEN ARE BETTER AND SAFER DRIVERS THAN WOMEN. It has been proven.
not saying all women are bad drivers, nor are all men good drivers.
However the ratio of good drivers to bad drivers in males is high, but
for women it is lower. The worst drivers are young women age 16-30.
They are absolute horrible drivers. They are to oblivious and self
centered. It has been proven that if only women were allowed to drive
there would be about 24,000 more driving related deaths, and if only
men were allowed to drive there would be around 7,000 less driving
related deaths. Women ARE safer for the AMOUNT OF MILES they drive,
but MEN ARE BETTER AND SAFER DRIVERS THAN WOMEN. It has been proven.
Ferret on September 26, 2007 at 10:32
Women have bad spatial skills, this is what makes them bad drivers.
ITS A SCIENTIFIC PROVEN FACT!!!
ITS A SCIENTIFIC PROVEN FACT!!!
trodiddy303 on December 11, 2007 at 06:05
What kind of forum is this??? The story doesn't prove women are bad
drivers, it proves that people need to stop multitasking in the car!
drivers, it proves that people need to stop multitasking in the car!
mariomaster777 on January 25, 2008 at 11:45
What I like to know is this: Why don't women look back when backing
out from a parking spot and why is it that mostly women are on the
cell phone when doing so?
out from a parking spot and why is it that mostly women are on the
cell phone when doing so?
Terry H Colley on April 29, 2008 at 11:53

car pulled out beside me and was going about 100. I knew it was going
to be bad because i saw i blondy in the car. well she puleed ahead of
me and switched into the next lane. well i automatically put on the my
brkes to slow down to let here ahead. well that stupid driver brote
her speed down to like 60. luckely i was slowing down so not all was
lost but when i was a ways away i sped up to try to spook her. well it
worked. she slamed on her brakes and i almost ran over her and i hit
my brakes. i tell u i plastered the inside of my truck with my morning
cup of joe. and guess whet, i had to clean it up and pay for the
stained the coffee left on the new chairs. Women drivers should be
illegal!