1.The female makes the rules.
2.The rules are subject to change by the female at any time without prior
notification.
3.No male can possibly know all the rules. Attempts to document the rules
are not permitted.
4.If the female suspects that the male may know some or all of the rules,
she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5.The female is never wrong.
6.If the female is wrong, it is because of an egregarious misunderstanding
which was the direct result of something the male did, said, did not do,
or did not say.
7.If rule 6 is invoked, the male must apologize immediately for having
been the cause of the misunderstanding without any clues from the female
as to what he did to have caused the misunderstanding. See rule 13.
8.The female may change her mind at any time for any reason or no reason
at all.
9.The male is never permitted to change his mind or under circumstances
without the express written consent of the female which is given only in
cases where the female wanted him to change his mind but gave no
indication of that wish. See rules 6, 7, 12, and 13.
10.The female has the right to be angry or upset for any reason, real or
imagined, at any time and under any circumstance which in her sole
judgement she deems appropriate. The male is not to be given any sign of
the root cause of the female's being angry or pset. The female may,
however, give false or misleading reasons to see if the male is paying
attention. See rule 13.
11.The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to
be angry or upset.
12.Under no circumstances may the female give the male any clue or
indication whether or why she wants him to be angry or upset.
13.The male is expected to read the mind of the female at all times.
Failure to do so will result in punishments and penalties imposed at the
sole discretion of the female.
14.The female may, at any time and for any reason, resurrect any past
incident without regard to temporal or spacial distance, and modify,
enlarge, embellish, of wholly reconstruct it in order to demonstrate to
the male that he is now or has in the past been wrong, insensitive,
pig-headed, dense, deceitful, and/or oafish.
15.The female may use her interpretation of any past occurrence to
illustrate the ways in which the male has failed to accord her the
consideration, respect, devotion, or material possessions, he has
bestowed on other females, domestic pets or barnyard animals, sports
teams, automobiles, motorcycles, boats, aircraft, or coworkers. Such
illustrations are non-rebuttable.
16.If the female is experiencing PMS, Post-PMS, or Pre-PMS, the female is
permitted to exhibit any manner of behaviors she wishes without regard to
logical consistency or accepted norms of human behavior.
17.Any act, deed, word, expression, statement, utterance, thought,
opinion, or belief by the male is subject to the sole, subjective
interpretation of the female, other external factors not-withstanding.
Alibis, excuses, explanations, defenses, reasons, extenuations, or
rationalizations will not be entertained. Abject please for mercy
and forgiveness are acceptable under some circumstances,
especially when accompanied by tangible evidence of contrition. :-))
2.The rules are subject to change by the female at any time without prior
notification.
3.No male can possibly know all the rules. Attempts to document the rules
are not permitted.
4.If the female suspects that the male may know some or all of the rules,
she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5.The female is never wrong.
6.If the female is wrong, it is because of an egregarious misunderstanding
which was the direct result of something the male did, said, did not do,
or did not say.
7.If rule 6 is invoked, the male must apologize immediately for having
been the cause of the misunderstanding without any clues from the female
as to what he did to have caused the misunderstanding. See rule 13.
8.The female may change her mind at any time for any reason or no reason
at all.
9.The male is never permitted to change his mind or under circumstances
without the express written consent of the female which is given only in
cases where the female wanted him to change his mind but gave no
indication of that wish. See rules 6, 7, 12, and 13.
10.The female has the right to be angry or upset for any reason, real or
imagined, at any time and under any circumstance which in her sole
judgement she deems appropriate. The male is not to be given any sign of
the root cause of the female's being angry or pset. The female may,
however, give false or misleading reasons to see if the male is paying
attention. See rule 13.
11.The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to
be angry or upset.
12.Under no circumstances may the female give the male any clue or
indication whether or why she wants him to be angry or upset.
13.The male is expected to read the mind of the female at all times.
Failure to do so will result in punishments and penalties imposed at the
sole discretion of the female.
14.The female may, at any time and for any reason, resurrect any past
incident without regard to temporal or spacial distance, and modify,
enlarge, embellish, of wholly reconstruct it in order to demonstrate to
the male that he is now or has in the past been wrong, insensitive,
pig-headed, dense, deceitful, and/or oafish.
15.The female may use her interpretation of any past occurrence to
illustrate the ways in which the male has failed to accord her the
consideration, respect, devotion, or material possessions, he has
bestowed on other females, domestic pets or barnyard animals, sports
teams, automobiles, motorcycles, boats, aircraft, or coworkers. Such
illustrations are non-rebuttable.
16.If the female is experiencing PMS, Post-PMS, or Pre-PMS, the female is
permitted to exhibit any manner of behaviors she wishes without regard to
logical consistency or accepted norms of human behavior.
17.Any act, deed, word, expression, statement, utterance, thought,
opinion, or belief by the male is subject to the sole, subjective
interpretation of the female, other external factors not-withstanding.
Alibis, excuses, explanations, defenses, reasons, extenuations, or
rationalizations will not be entertained. Abject please for mercy
and forgiveness are acceptable under some circumstances,
especially when accompanied by tangible evidence of contrition. :-))
women are superior in all ways
amen
archie on December 03, 2005 at 04:34
Disregarding your appalling spelling Sid, your language says it all!
Sue on December 06, 2005 at 02:10
anybody who thinks that women are superior in all ways should do one
thing. Go to google images and type in "women drivers". that is all.
thing. Go to google images and type in "women drivers". that is all.
me on December 08, 2005 at 12:24
anybody who thinks that women are superior in all ways should do one
thing. Go to google images and type in "women drivers". that is all.
thing. Go to google images and type in "women drivers". that is all.
me on December 08, 2005 at 12:25
LMAO, my honey and i were just talking about all the female
expectations of men and ect,,,,we basically just went over the list
expectations of men and ect,,,,we basically just went over the list
shelly on December 12, 2005 at 11:57
this is crap, but sid u r not making men look smarter
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Tom on January 05, 2006 at 07:40
tom ur a freak
imz on January 05, 2006 at 09:27
lol i love this and its actually true, which is why i usually jsut
give up and do wat i can, and if its not enough w/e
give up and do wat i can, and if its not enough w/e
Nick on January 05, 2006 at 06:46
This is shit
none of your business on January 05, 2006 at 11:12
these rules are pritty much true. itz a crack up 2 read all ur shit.
chizz rule!!! lmao.
chizz rule!!! lmao.
yea we rule on January 21, 2006 at 09:39
just over look them cuz they change all the time
bob on January 26, 2006 at 04:59
Anyone who doesn't follow these rules are jerks!
Kitty on October 24, 2006 at 07:44
like the man said if it were not for women having a vigina there would
be a bounty on them. today women act worthless and then they wonder
why they can't find a good man. it's plain woman, you act like shit
and you will draw flys.
be a bounty on them. today women act worthless and then they wonder
why they can't find a good man. it's plain woman, you act like shit
and you will draw flys.
leroy on October 26, 2006 at 05:05
I agree with Kenio8185. Guys are better i mean i have a gf who is one
year older than me(im 12)and my mates have gf's as well and they
expect us todo EVERYTHING for them and then they say that WE'RE the
inferior ones, i spend about 20 quid a week and she spends about 40
quid a week on herself!!!!!! not me like i do to her!!!!!.
year older than me(im 12)and my mates have gf's as well and they
expect us todo EVERYTHING for them and then they say that WE'RE the
inferior ones, i spend about 20 quid a week and she spends about 40
quid a week on herself!!!!!! not me like i do to her!!!!!.
jhwgreildhgshguhsughureo on November 19, 2006 at 08:40
I think these rules are so stupid. I would never make any man live by
rules like these, belive it or not us girls are not always right so
get over ir. ur not perfect and either are men.
rules like these, belive it or not us girls are not always right so
get over ir. ur not perfect and either are men.
Breanna on November 26, 2006 at 06:34
Ok,first some of U guys R way 2 full of Urselves so get a freakin
life!Second,bfs should always B there 4 us and vice-versa.And third,we
are EQUALS!!!!I repeat EQUAL!Gosh relationships R about give &
take.Well peace 2 the peoples;-P
life!Second,bfs should always B there 4 us and vice-versa.And third,we
are EQUALS!!!!I repeat EQUAL!Gosh relationships R about give &
take.Well peace 2 the peoples;-P
Comet on November 30, 2006 at 06:14
No man can follow these rules. We're not allowed to know or understand
the rules. Since I knew that we're not allowed to know the rule, women
will change the rule, which means we can now understand the rules, but
then we know what the rules are, so women would change the rule so
that...
the rules. Since I knew that we're not allowed to know the rule, women
will change the rule, which means we can now understand the rules, but
then we know what the rules are, so women would change the rule so
that...
What? on December 06, 2006 at 08:00
of course females are superiod tham males, with their smart ideas and
amazing personalities, males only rule the world thas all.
amazing personalities, males only rule the world thas all.
khozzu on December 16, 2006 at 10:38
It's only a joke, don't get so mad people. Sheesh >.>
themadhatter715 on December 22, 2006 at 09:16
go make me a sandwich
loves_To_spooj on January 06, 2007 at 03:33
These are the dumbest, ditsyest, and air headest rules I have ever
read. Makes a nigga want to go and smack a bitch for thinking she god.
read. Makes a nigga want to go and smack a bitch for thinking she god.
the optick one on February 13, 2007 at 02:23
hey, lighten up. no one can see that its making fun of the way girls
treat guys, can they? the rules are outrageous for a reason: to show
females what not to do, and for guys to be ready in case they slip up.
treat guys, can they? the rules are outrageous for a reason: to show
females what not to do, and for guys to be ready in case they slip up.
jqua on February 13, 2007 at 10:26
just do what the female tell's you to do, and you will have a great
relationship and know your true place.Females are superior.
relationship and know your true place.Females are superior.
trained on February 15, 2007 at 07:27
50 years ago a woman would have been afraid to write this sort of
thing. We gave them jobs, we let britney spears coach them on how to
become whores, and were to blame, were pigs, assholes, no good for
nothing motherfuckers that pay for their meals to just spend time with
them. Just be happy that your country is still democratic cuz in
fucken 3rd world countrys they smack ur ass up for this shit, and the
way americas going it might be like that someday!!!!!!!!!
thing. We gave them jobs, we let britney spears coach them on how to
become whores, and were to blame, were pigs, assholes, no good for
nothing motherfuckers that pay for their meals to just spend time with
them. Just be happy that your country is still democratic cuz in
fucken 3rd world countrys they smack ur ass up for this shit, and the
way americas going it might be like that someday!!!!!!!!!
Jon on February 17, 2007 at 01:02
damn peeps lighten the hell up
!~!~ on February 24, 2007 at 12:58
People come on!! This is obviously written by a man who has been
through much of what I have been through. The fucking nightmare of
male/female relations.
through much of what I have been through. The fucking nightmare of
male/female relations.
joel on March 01, 2007 at 04:09
Man i can`t say all the rules aretrue but more than 1/3 apply to all
women.No exception.All of you girls probably sy to yourself i never
would act like this but you just can`t look at yourself when you are
doing it.I showed theese rules to 2 girls who act exactly the same way
and ofcourse they said "This is bullshit women never act like
that".And just the next day one of the girls came late and starte
asking why nobody called her.imagine she`s late but the guys are
supposed to call her and tell her where to come.This girl is refered
as just a friend not a girlfriend...Imagine what could happen if her
boyfriend was there...
women.No exception.All of you girls probably sy to yourself i never
would act like this but you just can`t look at yourself when you are
doing it.I showed theese rules to 2 girls who act exactly the same way
and ofcourse they said "This is bullshit women never act like
that".And just the next day one of the girls came late and starte
asking why nobody called her.imagine she`s late but the guys are
supposed to call her and tell her where to come.This girl is refered
as just a friend not a girlfriend...Imagine what could happen if her
boyfriend was there...
Than on March 09, 2007 at 08:46
How thick are you idiots its a joke its funny what are you Americian
WTF on March 16, 2007 at 03:20
This is such wondrous truth. This seems to be the rules for women.
Women are not better than men. Men are not better than women. Nobody
seems to understand that it's the individual who is better than the
other individual. Not the sex as a whole.
Women are not better than men. Men are not better than women. Nobody
seems to understand that it's the individual who is better than the
other individual. Not the sex as a whole.
Dustin on March 21, 2007 at 06:14
men arent better then women and women arent better then men, but being
a women myslef, we do have some advantages that guys do not and that
makes us a bit better.. and even if this is a joke Americans know more
then a lot of other people so dont be bringing down americans
a women myslef, we do have some advantages that guys do not and that
makes us a bit better.. and even if this is a joke Americans know more
then a lot of other people so dont be bringing down americans
dora on March 22, 2007 at 01:44
some things that have been said on her have been damn right true. I
mean men they do have their points of genious but there are some times
where men don't know what the heck they are talking about but these
are usually the men that are married and they usually are dumb because
they are out shone by their wives brilliance
mean men they do have their points of genious but there are some times
where men don't know what the heck they are talking about but these
are usually the men that are married and they usually are dumb because
they are out shone by their wives brilliance
Duchess on March 22, 2007 at 01:45
these rules are hilarious!!!!! btw, some of u haters should get a
life, and a sense of humour!!!!
life, and a sense of humour!!!!
lol on March 23, 2007 at 05:47
okay seriously, you guys out there that are like wtf to these
rules...heres a clue, we only say that ur stupid because u cant even
spell in a comment lol JK...sorta, but anyways we're all equal, women
just tend to be the better ones in a relationship and its totally
plain to see that this was a joke so lighten up hotties! and anyways
another thing on this site its like the top 41 rules girls should
follow or something like that, take a look at that and see just how
stupid u guys act in that as well so lay off k?
rules...heres a clue, we only say that ur stupid because u cant even
spell in a comment lol JK...sorta, but anyways we're all equal, women
just tend to be the better ones in a relationship and its totally
plain to see that this was a joke so lighten up hotties! and anyways
another thing on this site its like the top 41 rules girls should
follow or something like that, take a look at that and see just how
stupid u guys act in that as well so lay off k?
moi on March 27, 2007 at 05:17
women r made from crooked rip make it straight u will break it, i say
be tender to these bicths or else they will break!! moi these goes 4
ur sis to
be tender to these bicths or else they will break!! moi these goes 4
ur sis to
lago on April 01, 2007 at 05:03
i think that women who treat men like that are selfish, i would expect
my boyfriend to break up with me if i acted like that. if my boyfriend
doesnt call i leave it go, he is allowed to have his opinions, talk to
who he wants, and we let a lot go, whats in the past is in the past,
unless he cheated... yeah, hes pretty much free. as am i. and i have
seen a lot of relationships like that though, with the rules......
thats horrible.
my boyfriend to break up with me if i acted like that. if my boyfriend
doesnt call i leave it go, he is allowed to have his opinions, talk to
who he wants, and we let a lot go, whats in the past is in the past,
unless he cheated... yeah, hes pretty much free. as am i. and i have
seen a lot of relationships like that though, with the rules......
thats horrible.
devan shae on April 05, 2007 at 06:23
Women.. HA1 they can go suk on my wee wee for all i care,
Mr. FAORD on April 09, 2007 at 09:28
I think women or girls are strong!!!!!! & 4 mr. faord y dont u do
that!!!! 4 all i care suck on that!!!!!
that!!!! 4 all i care suck on that!!!!!
bambi on April 10, 2007 at 03:03
unfortunately, mr. faord, you would have to have a wee wee for that.
and what kind of a man calls it that anyway?? pathetic
and what kind of a man calls it that anyway?? pathetic
Daisy on April 20, 2007 at 09:45
some of u r SO pathetic "women are better "men are better" grow the
hell up we're not in primary school anymore idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!
hell up we're not in primary school anymore idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cat on April 27, 2007 at 02:35
umm... i dont think they are real rules... i think they are funny as
hell... cuz i know that in my relationship i will ask him to do an
outlandish task.. and he ask why.. and i say.. cuz i said so... and
smile rule cute!! i sent these to him... he came back at me with a
whole man rule list... its good stuff
hell... cuz i know that in my relationship i will ask him to do an
outlandish task.. and he ask why.. and i say.. cuz i said so... and
smile rule cute!! i sent these to him... he came back at me with a
whole man rule list... its good stuff
jordanian on May 02, 2007 at 01:05
bullshit all u dumdass are going to pay u r the ass kissers so kiss
ass
ass
AJ & Sharpe on May 16, 2007 at 11:03
Hu... I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!! THIS IS FUCKIN' BULLSHIT. I NEED
5...no...10 REASONS WHY WOMEN R MORE SUPERIOR THAN MEN. REAL
REASONS!!!!!!
5...no...10 REASONS WHY WOMEN R MORE SUPERIOR THAN MEN. REAL
REASONS!!!!!!
E-MAN on May 21, 2007 at 08:07
You missed one, Make the man feel like he set the rules.
Xoxo on May 29, 2007 at 05:50
Has it ever occured to anyone who's ever read this that it's possible
that the person who posted this isn't serious? And just a thought for
all of you: Men and women have the complete potential to be equals.
So treat each other like you are already.
that the person who posted this isn't serious? And just a thought for
all of you: Men and women have the complete potential to be equals.
So treat each other like you are already.
me, not you on May 30, 2007 at 09:00
Us girl's are better then any man will ever be thats for sure!!
Farrows949 on June 02, 2007 at 08:56
thats exactly how women are!!! and they ALL know it too!!!!
femalesknowfuckall on June 03, 2007 at 12:04
HELL YEAH THAT WHAT YOU CALL GIRL POWER
darkness on June 11, 2007 at 07:43
Im only 14 but i dont act like this "men are better"..."women are
better" Its just a joke so lighten up and LAUGH
better" Its just a joke so lighten up and LAUGH
Messed up people on June 12, 2007 at 11:00
I personally beleive men and women are equal, yet different. Women
may generally be better at some things and men may be generally better
at some different things. Then of course there are many exceptions.
One thing that seems to be very similar between the sexes is the
desire to be better than someone (i.e. the opposite sex). Call it ego
or vanity or whatever, but I think that if we could all just forget
about ourselves for a while, and treat the opposite sex with the
respect that we want for ourselves, relationships would be a lot
happier.
may generally be better at some things and men may be generally better
at some different things. Then of course there are many exceptions.
One thing that seems to be very similar between the sexes is the
desire to be better than someone (i.e. the opposite sex). Call it ego
or vanity or whatever, but I think that if we could all just forget
about ourselves for a while, and treat the opposite sex with the
respect that we want for ourselves, relationships would be a lot
happier.
C4 on June 14, 2007 at 03:33
Im sure that all those rules are true in some cases, but stating that
all women are like that is ridiculous- though extremely amusing
:) How about this rule for men: Men may choose to not bathe,
grow a unibrow, fart, scratch, belch, shovel down food and in all ways
avoid decency and polite, human values. Women, however, must at all
times be feminine, with respect to such things as femininity entitles
(eg. no bodily functions, no hair anywhere except on your head,
nothing to eat but salads). Permission for intense displeasure and
disgust is awarded to the male should the female not follow up on
afformentioned rule.
all women are like that is ridiculous- though extremely amusing
:) How about this rule for men: Men may choose to not bathe,
grow a unibrow, fart, scratch, belch, shovel down food and in all ways
avoid decency and polite, human values. Women, however, must at all
times be feminine, with respect to such things as femininity entitles
(eg. no bodily functions, no hair anywhere except on your head,
nothing to eat but salads). Permission for intense displeasure and
disgust is awarded to the male should the female not follow up on
afformentioned rule.
Daine on June 17, 2007 at 06:46
The woman who made these rules seems to me to be very wise. Woman
needs a man. She does not need a wimp. Guys, remember, develop the
strength to be able to be with her as she expresses herself and tests
that you are a man. Pay attention to her and what is happening from
her perspective instead of you being a victim in your victim world.
Become a leader in your own life. Learn how to tell her in a cocky and
funny way if you consider she is being a brat. Do not compromise your
values. Have her feel safe to scream, cry, laugh, sing, play or dance
in your presence. Have respect for yourself and for her. And have fun.
needs a man. She does not need a wimp. Guys, remember, develop the
strength to be able to be with her as she expresses herself and tests
that you are a man. Pay attention to her and what is happening from
her perspective instead of you being a victim in your victim world.
Become a leader in your own life. Learn how to tell her in a cocky and
funny way if you consider she is being a brat. Do not compromise your
values. Have her feel safe to scream, cry, laugh, sing, play or dance
in your presence. Have respect for yourself and for her. And have fun.
Peter P on June 21, 2007 at 11:54
men so much rules
sexy moma on July 10, 2007 at 09:36
Yes bitch, I'm really going to do all this for you, aren't I? Any
relationship that works like this will die quickly. One of my friends
treated her boyfriend like this - and she wondered why he left her. He
was all give, and she took everything she could, never giving a shit
about his feelings. you want your relationship to work, here's the
first and only rule: You can only set rules if you're prepared to
follow them yourself.
relationship that works like this will die quickly. One of my friends
treated her boyfriend like this - and she wondered why he left her. He
was all give, and she took everything she could, never giving a shit
about his feelings. you want your relationship to work, here's the
first and only rule: You can only set rules if you're prepared to
follow them yourself.
Rusty on July 13, 2007 at 06:24
I, first, find these rules without any validity. The validity isn't
there because the author was either careless or ignorant of correct
spelling. Second, most of the repsonses to this have been childish
at best. Way to fix this would be ,first, use correct punctuation.
Second, do not use "2" to say "to" or "too", same thing for "U" or any
other abbreviations. Third, capitolization would be nice. You could
visit your english teachers if you have any questions about those
things. Now for my small rant. To all of you women, no man, with
any cajones, will comply with these rules. Rules like these are the
root of why men quit listening. If the rules are changed, we quit
caring what the rules are and decide that the female now has a "Queen
Bitch" attitude and are to no longer be paid attention. Why women (the
author imparticular) believe they are superior to men escapes me. I've
seen no reason why women are superior. My final words are: women
if you actually believe these rules, you won't find any guy worth
anything. If he doesn't have the spine to stand up to ill-conceived
and unlogical rules, where would his spine be to stand up to anything
else? You (author), if you really truely beieve this, fail at life.
there because the author was either careless or ignorant of correct
spelling. Second, most of the repsonses to this have been childish
at best. Way to fix this would be ,first, use correct punctuation.
Second, do not use "2" to say "to" or "too", same thing for "U" or any
other abbreviations. Third, capitolization would be nice. You could
visit your english teachers if you have any questions about those
things. Now for my small rant. To all of you women, no man, with
any cajones, will comply with these rules. Rules like these are the
root of why men quit listening. If the rules are changed, we quit
caring what the rules are and decide that the female now has a "Queen
Bitch" attitude and are to no longer be paid attention. Why women (the
author imparticular) believe they are superior to men escapes me. I've
seen no reason why women are superior. My final words are: women
if you actually believe these rules, you won't find any guy worth
anything. If he doesn't have the spine to stand up to ill-conceived
and unlogical rules, where would his spine be to stand up to anything
else? You (author), if you really truely beieve this, fail at life.
Lance on July 28, 2007 at 10:21
its jst a joke , no need writting essays on what ya think..
Amy... on August 01, 2007 at 08:41
dam i like it... the author knows what she wants...
Risk on August 07, 2007 at 09:51
o_0
whocaresmyname on August 10, 2007 at 11:43
Females are Superior and Rule the world .
loretta trained on August 11, 2007 at 02:49
i think that lance has a valid point..BUT i much rater read things
such as this and laugh and i wonder how many people that commented on
this that ranted childishly.. i wonder how many of them are older than
me. and im 16
such as this and laugh and i wonder how many people that commented on
this that ranted childishly.. i wonder how many of them are older than
me. and im 16
in my opinion on August 15, 2007 at 02:54
GET A GRIP PEOPLE!
Erica on September 18, 2007 at 06:49
i love this web site all the men in this world are dumb and only whant
to get down the womens pants the men in this world are all fakes, and
screwd up in the head and should learn how to eat a pussy properly!
thanks,
to get down the womens pants the men in this world are all fakes, and
screwd up in the head and should learn how to eat a pussy properly!
thanks,
darlene on September 21, 2007 at 08:23
wimmin reed this cairfuly an min needta reed this shith for rills as
well. your shit is banana eat. i kneed 2 goto skoool an gits me sum
ehjuhkayshun an stuf.
well. your shit is banana eat. i kneed 2 goto skoool an gits me sum
ehjuhkayshun an stuf.
Old Black Lady with the Food Stamps on September 30, 2007 at 10:35
baybey you kan goe tu skoool agin beekauz weez on da cheeez waggin an
we nots goina git off uv it inny time soon beekauz wez be layzie and
wez niggas.
we nots goina git off uv it inny time soon beekauz wez be layzie and
wez niggas.
Old Black Man on Welfare on September 30, 2007 at 10:39
werd.
Young Black man not working because hard working ppl pay for his shit thru welfare and food stamps on September 30, 2007 at 10:42
Hahaha! Its true. I see my friends and try to let their boyfriend
figure out what they did wrong and they have to get mad for any
reason. I have to say I was that bad, but I just speak what's on my
mind now and yes, I do get terribly cranky during my pms, but what can
you do? It's like lack of sleep or food or being sick. It's annoying.
Heck, my boyfriend is worse, he just sulks and says nothing. He's
sweety. Anyways, I get woman because I am a woman, but it doesn't mean
that I don't think it's not ridiculous. Women do think that men should
be able to read their minds (my mom is like that, it drives me insane,
so I know!) Work things out people!
figure out what they did wrong and they have to get mad for any
reason. I have to say I was that bad, but I just speak what's on my
mind now and yes, I do get terribly cranky during my pms, but what can
you do? It's like lack of sleep or food or being sick. It's annoying.
Heck, my boyfriend is worse, he just sulks and says nothing. He's
sweety. Anyways, I get woman because I am a woman, but it doesn't mean
that I don't think it's not ridiculous. Women do think that men should
be able to read their minds (my mom is like that, it drives me insane,
so I know!) Work things out people!
Melissa on October 16, 2007 at 12:12
omg! this is sooo true! lmao!
red on October 16, 2007 at 09:31
it may be true that women are the superior than men but such man
exells who realises the truth that he is born not to play with the
toys just because god has provided to him and he must aim at the
awarness that he has to preserve the presious thing that GOD has
given to him and never give up that he is just a man.
exells who realises the truth that he is born not to play with the
toys just because god has provided to him and he must aim at the
awarness that he has to preserve the presious thing that GOD has
given to him and never give up that he is just a man.
Amruth raj on October 18, 2007 at 02:48
wat fucking eva dis is mostly tru but some how i tink a woman fuckin
wrote dis 1 nd she is talking a lot of shit!!!!!!!!!! but some is tru
so do dis shit if ya want luv cuudly ben x
wrote dis 1 nd she is talking a lot of shit!!!!!!!!!! but some is tru
so do dis shit if ya want luv cuudly ben x
cuddly bear ben on November 14, 2007 at 02:52
This is stupid. Males and females are different. Neither is better,
entirely. Men are physically more capable. Females are more
pain-tolerant. Males are better with math/logic. Females are better
with communication. The list goes on. Feminism is stupid trash.
Feminism=insecurity driven to the point of extremist views that
comfort one into feeling superior...sad. Truly sad.
entirely. Men are physically more capable. Females are more
pain-tolerant. Males are better with math/logic. Females are better
with communication. The list goes on. Feminism is stupid trash.
Feminism=insecurity driven to the point of extremist views that
comfort one into feeling superior...sad. Truly sad.
Austin on November 15, 2007 at 12:57
OK, Guys just so you know, those same rules work when used against
woman too, don't they Sid?
woman too, don't they Sid?
Adan on November 25, 2007 at 07:49
hey now aint all the vagina munchin men the same\ dear darlene, i can
eat me up a quick wet tight as yours pussy nice and deep like thank ya
very much.
eat me up a quick wet tight as yours pussy nice and deep like thank ya
very much.
gooood pussy eater on November 29, 2007 at 04:23
sadly,as beautiful as childbirth is , it is a women's only triumph in
life.
life.
truth_hurts on November 30, 2007 at 05:22
overall,i truly believe women r more evolved. unfortunately for them
,women will always be secondary to men simply because women r the
physically weaker sex. never mind the fact that men still matter after
the age of 35 ! these r just a few reasons as to why bitter women
secretly resent men.
,women will always be secondary to men simply because women r the
physically weaker sex. never mind the fact that men still matter after
the age of 35 ! these r just a few reasons as to why bitter women
secretly resent men.
man_amongst_men on November 30, 2007 at 05:31
I believe that in the future women will rule the world for 1000 years
before equalizing it out as a punishment to men who have made them
suffer for thousands of years.
before equalizing it out as a punishment to men who have made them
suffer for thousands of years.
Sparkster the Rocket Knight on December 04, 2007 at 09:29
okay...honestly this is really insane it's really crazy sorry but
whoever typed this GET A LIFE seriously because this is no way to get
someone into your life I mean yes guys SHOULD respect girls at all
times but rules are just to demanding and trust me not ALL girls are
demanding!!! That's stupid REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whoever typed this GET A LIFE seriously because this is no way to get
someone into your life I mean yes guys SHOULD respect girls at all
times but rules are just to demanding and trust me not ALL girls are
demanding!!! That's stupid REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
june on January 29, 2008 at 03:35
That is soooooooooooooo
true!!!!!*************************************************************
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true!!!!!*************************************************************
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Nina lovez Edward Cantu on February 01, 2008 at 05:30
wow what a sexist forum, hmmmmm oh well, my mind is thus mine and mine
only and if no1 can live w/ dis so be it lol and good night to all ye
DUDES and other stuck up sexists j/kj/k
only and if no1 can live w/ dis so be it lol and good night to all ye
DUDES and other stuck up sexists j/kj/k
Dave on February 04, 2008 at 09:22
I urge all guys who are in a relationship that seems to be operating
under this list of insane rules to go read a book titled...I hate you,
don't leave me, understanding the borderline personality. It will
explain a lot and lift a huge weight off your shoulders. I was in that
war zone long ago and I finaly decided my woman needed to leave and
work out her shit with her dad instead of casting me in his place
which is what most of it boiled down to.
under this list of insane rules to go read a book titled...I hate you,
don't leave me, understanding the borderline personality. It will
explain a lot and lift a huge weight off your shoulders. I was in that
war zone long ago and I finaly decided my woman needed to leave and
work out her shit with her dad instead of casting me in his place
which is what most of it boiled down to.
Horus on February 16, 2008 at 08:04
People, its not real! Its a joke, take it easy! I must say, I've never
been out with a women who's that demanding. Also, if people are
going to give their opinion and cause arguements, please do it with
appropraite grammar and speeling, keeping profanity (that's swearing)
to a minimum. I mean, people prefer to read well-based, factual
arguments rather than "Fuk dis shit i aint gonna have no wimmin. guys
4 eva.". Now, which is better?
been out with a women who's that demanding. Also, if people are
going to give their opinion and cause arguements, please do it with
appropraite grammar and speeling, keeping profanity (that's swearing)
to a minimum. I mean, people prefer to read well-based, factual
arguments rather than "Fuk dis shit i aint gonna have no wimmin. guys
4 eva.". Now, which is better?
Lolsaur on February 26, 2008 at 07:51
i just finished reading the one about guys except that us girls make
it sound like were 2 bossy even though guys should respect us....FUCK
it they were talking SHIT about us they are like our BITCHES!! Who
said girls can't be that way 2?♥♥♥☺
it sound like were 2 bossy even though guys should respect us....FUCK
it they were talking SHIT about us they are like our BITCHES!! Who
said girls can't be that way 2?♥♥♥☺
Mariah Carey on April 22, 2008 at 11:33
OMG OMG!!! Someone made a sexist joke! That's never happened before!
Everybody, quick, panic and argue!....Do you see my rediculous
sarcasm? Exactly, so stop arguing over a stupid little joke, thats
been made millions of times before.
Everybody, quick, panic and argue!....Do you see my rediculous
sarcasm? Exactly, so stop arguing over a stupid little joke, thats
been made millions of times before.
MD on April 25, 2008 at 12:23
Male or female? That's the question of the day. But I'm both. My
physical body is of male and my astral body (non-physical) is of
female. I am in peace with everyone. Rules are one thing. They're
created because there's someone who wants to rule the world and be
leader, or just make somebody suffer for some personal reasons. I
never thought that men rule the world, and so I though that women do
not rule the world. Both men and women rule the world, without the
either one the world can't live.
physical body is of male and my astral body (non-physical) is of
female. I am in peace with everyone. Rules are one thing. They're
created because there's someone who wants to rule the world and be
leader, or just make somebody suffer for some personal reasons. I
never thought that men rule the world, and so I though that women do
not rule the world. Both men and women rule the world, without the
either one the world can't live.
MWS2K on May 15, 2008 at 12:32
I KNOW THE REASON WHY FEMALES THINK THEY ARE BETTER THEN MALES!
LEARN
HISTORY, IT SAYS IT THERE!! IT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE BRAINWASHED TO
BE THIS WAY. IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I MEAN GO LEARN ABOUT THE WOMEN
MOVEMENTS TO VOTE, HAVE A JOB etc. sorry for the caps lock, thought
its important.
HISTORY, IT SAYS IT THERE!! IT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE BRAINWASHED TO
BE THIS WAY. IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I MEAN GO LEARN ABOUT THE WOMEN
MOVEMENTS TO VOTE, HAVE A JOB etc. sorry for the caps lock, thought
its important.
i am the men on May 22, 2008 at 01:29
yeah, its really... the female is sooo deep than ocean n that never
measure.. as we got depth.. it will again plunge.. more.. so its too
depth to measure.. almost impossible to check.
measure.. as we got depth.. it will again plunge.. more.. so its too
depth to measure.. almost impossible to check.
Vijaya Ratna Shakya, varsha shaykya on May 29, 2008 at 12:34
...this is the most stupid thing that i have ever read in my whole
life. Im 14 and I woould NEVER ask my bf to do any of this or do any
of these myself man its actualy scary!
life. Im 14 and I woould NEVER ask my bf to do any of this or do any
of these myself man its actualy scary!
DreamerGirl05 on June 03, 2008 at 10:53
I LOVE it. Best set of ruels on earth, and compleately true.
Taylor on June 18, 2008 at 07:41
this is a bunch of bull shit ! who ever made this is making girls seem
like bitches what the fuck is up with that ??
like bitches what the fuck is up with that ??
Alyssa on July 09, 2008 at 11:40
LOL! continue to write more. . there must be at least 10 000 more
rulez! MEN RULE! Woman always get there emotions in the way!
rulez! MEN RULE! Woman always get there emotions in the way!
MALE MAN! on July 20, 2008 at 03:39
in marriage the female always controls the male and this is true
jess on July 20, 2008 at 01:02
"The male is the pursuer and the Female the pursued.
Therein lies the
Females power and strength over the lowly male. Foolish is the
Female who does not use her Superior power to subjugate the male to
a lifetime of slavery and servitude for her pleasure."
Females power and strength over the lowly male. Foolish is the
Female who does not use her Superior power to subjugate the male to
a lifetime of slavery and servitude for her pleasure."
Bill B. on August 01, 2008 at 01:38
I have seen most all of these in action especially 16 which annoys the
hell out of me.
hell out of me.
im a guy on August 13, 2008 at 08:45
Yes. We the females are to be rule the world as soon as and enslave
the all males in under our scurts. And males will wear only pink
uniforms and live as subbordinate to us
the all males in under our scurts. And males will wear only pink
uniforms and live as subbordinate to us
divya on April 24, 2011 at 11:00
What is a female?
Alex Trebek on May 17, 2011 at 05:46
Fuck the rules the comments are the funny part.
Neee nawww on June 27, 2011 at 06:01
What is a female?? Seriously??Google it!!!!!!!
Lovely on June 30, 2011 at 09:47
Oh, yeah. These rules were definitely written by a dude.
Rayne on July 30, 2011 at 10:51
i would never, under almost any sercumstances, follow any of these
rules. God made us superiour that women on SOME ways, not all ways,
granted, but we simply cannot love you with you females manipulating
us this way. im sorry, but if u expect us to follow these rules, then
dont expect us to raise you children to be disiplined and intellegent.
rules. God made us superiour that women on SOME ways, not all ways,
granted, but we simply cannot love you with you females manipulating
us this way. im sorry, but if u expect us to follow these rules, then
dont expect us to raise you children to be disiplined and intellegent.
some pissed off dude on August 10, 2011 at 11:12
i would never, under almost any sercumstances, follow any of these
rules. God made us superiour that women on SOME ways, not all ways,
granted, but we simply cannot love you with you females manipulating
us thi s way. im sorry, but if you expect us to follow these, then
follow some of ours. whoever wrote this and whoever agrees r selfish
little brats to put it bluntly.
rules. God made us superiour that women on SOME ways, not all ways,
granted, but we simply cannot love you with you females manipulating
us thi s way. im sorry, but if you expect us to follow these, then
follow some of ours. whoever wrote this and whoever agrees r selfish
little brats to put it bluntly.
the same pissed off dude on August 10, 2011 at 11:19
want ti see what men picture woman?
google lady gaga in a meat dress
Also if that is bs so is this 100% inacurate made by a gay hoe.
good noon.
Also if that is bs so is this 100% inacurate made by a gay hoe.
good noon.
lady gaga on August 17, 2011 at 07:20
I found this list both informative and helpful. I know the die-hard
feminists before I read anything, because none of them can spell
properly. Should have spent all that time trying to be superior
getting some good ol' reading lessons! But that's not what matters
really, it's the opinion. Women in charge? Don't make me laugh. Women
can't decide what to PUT ON in the morning, let alone how to run shit.
Vacuum cleaners have instructions for a reason, you know.
feminists before I read anything, because none of them can spell
properly. Should have spent all that time trying to be superior
getting some good ol' reading lessons! But that's not what matters
really, it's the opinion. Women in charge? Don't make me laugh. Women
can't decide what to PUT ON in the morning, let alone how to run shit.
Vacuum cleaners have instructions for a reason, you know.
Some Random Guy. on September 12, 2011 at 04:42
true........................
alina on October 10, 2011 at 03:18
so it is written before us, women do have mental issues.....serious
ones :)
ones :)
larry on November 21, 2011 at 09:04
Hahaha. Women are so like this it's annoying.
A human, I think. on December 02, 2011 at 02:38
This all depends on the type of women your dealing with...
Someone you know on December 06, 2011 at 07:30
Hahahah. O M G .... I m a girl but ..
hahah, deep somewhere girls
might think its true,, but not really true. hahah, ohh, guys. it
shows your generosity to share these things. and I love you
guys. girls are at times crazy with their odd rules or thoughts but
ohhh, I just love how you explained it. and see.. its one of a
guy-ish behaviour to inform us how we are and meanwhile keeping your
silence. hahah,, it was really funny. thanks anyway.
might think its true,, but not really true. hahah, ohh, guys. it
shows your generosity to share these things. and I love you
guys. girls are at times crazy with their odd rules or thoughts but
ohhh, I just love how you explained it. and see.. its one of a
guy-ish behaviour to inform us how we are and meanwhile keeping your
silence. hahah,, it was really funny. thanks anyway.
maha on February 12, 2012 at 11:30
LOL! these are funny. but anyone who uses them on their boyfriends is
messed up. seriously, us girls aren't total bitches like these
suggest. unless we're in pms :P Rule #18: all good-looking guys MUST
propose to you, so that you can pick the hottest one. ;) XD and if I
can spell this well on a 3DS then y'all on computers can sure do
better than you have been :P
messed up. seriously, us girls aren't total bitches like these
suggest. unless we're in pms :P Rule #18: all good-looking guys MUST
propose to you, so that you can pick the hottest one. ;) XD and if I
can spell this well on a 3DS then y'all on computers can sure do
better than you have been :P
never impose the Rules on your BF on August 19, 2012 at 09:20
I agree with 'Never Impose the Rules on Your BF' seriously people...
they're just fun to read. and i like the 18th Rule she made up XD
they're just fun to read. and i like the 18th Rule she made up XD
random dude on August 19, 2012 at 09:26
I'm dating an incredible woman. She was hurt pretty bad by her
ex-husband and then by a two year relationship guy who ended up
creepy. My wish is to have her seek, pursue and treat me the way she
treated them when she first met them. The sexy smiling eyes tells me
she wants me always. But I get the feeling of doors opening and
closing on my heart. I feel like I suffocate without her complete
self. They damaged her. And now I only get bits and pieces. If she
ever gave me what she gave them.
ex-husband and then by a two year relationship guy who ended up
creepy. My wish is to have her seek, pursue and treat me the way she
treated them when she first met them. The sexy smiling eyes tells me
she wants me always. But I get the feeling of doors opening and
closing on my heart. I feel like I suffocate without her complete
self. They damaged her. And now I only get bits and pieces. If she
ever gave me what she gave them.
Greg on October 27, 2012 at 07:55
this is the cutest thing...all true...i love spoiling the lady in my
life and it makes the relationship so much more fulfilling when she is
happy...and its adorable when my girlfriend starts an argument for no
reason, all only to get my attention...makes me want to grab her and
kiss her silly...
life and it makes the relationship so much more fulfilling when she is
happy...and its adorable when my girlfriend starts an argument for no
reason, all only to get my attention...makes me want to grab her and
kiss her silly...
vikram on January 25, 2013 at 05:01
I'm all for women making all the rules. Women are smarter, wiser, make
decisions with logic, mature and deserve a leadership role. Men as
leaders have failed for centuries. I don't believe in men haters, but
all men must be controlled. No one will be happy until women take
control of the world and relationships. I look forward to that world
order. There are only 2 roles for men. Women will decide weather you
are a proven lover to be shared or a cuckold at home to do all her
other needs.
decisions with logic, mature and deserve a leadership role. Men as
leaders have failed for centuries. I don't believe in men haters, but
all men must be controlled. No one will be happy until women take
control of the world and relationships. I look forward to that world
order. There are only 2 roles for men. Women will decide weather you
are a proven lover to be shared or a cuckold at home to do all her
other needs.
Glenn on June 14, 2013 at 09:36
this is NOT TRUE! only number 16 is true! girls are not insensitive
like this, not most of us, we know that you are not mind readers and
we understand.
like this, not most of us, we know that you are not mind readers and
we understand.
Rose on June 17, 2013 at 03:10
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