When women see a ''caution'' sign, they carefully avoid it, while
men assume that it was meant for someone else, and come home with
every bone broken.
Women characterize the first date, by seeing how you act and eat. Men
check to see if you can name at least one football, basketball ot
When a women is pregnant and craves pickle and mustard sandwhiches,
the man groans and wines until they remind him that you are the one
having the baby HERE! But when the man craves a six pack, she
diligently goes to the store and returns five hours later with a
Women can stand to be wrong, while men make excuses about
''misunderstanding'' and some how it is always the women's fault.
When a man attends a concert, he whoops, yells, shrieks and snorts,
while he gobbles down anything he can get his hands on. While women
enjoy the show while dancing and socializing with friends.
When women stay in the bathroom for over 45 seconds, men assume that
something is wrong, and walk in to examine.
Women understand about privacy, and don't come in until 2 hours have
Women understand that babies do not come from a stork.
When in a hospital, women will share all emotions. While men, being
the ''tough'' guys that they are, will ''stay calm'' until someone
finally notices that he has wet the chair he is sitting in.
Women love to help. Men feel you want commitment when you ask to do