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Rejected Valentine Card Sayings


10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

User Comments
get some stars to cover those words for god bidd.
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Bob on November 25, 2006 at 06:01
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Katie on December 04, 2006 at 06:17
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Park on December 05, 2006 at 08:14
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Marilyn on December 06, 2006 at 12:58
Hello world
Jones on December 13, 2006 at 03:17
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Ded on December 13, 2006 at 11:20
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schoogirl on January 27, 2007 at 07:55
These are actually really funny....
Lucy on January 31, 2007 at 08:59
o.k everyone that wrote"hello world" is gay.
yomama on February 14, 2007 at 11:36
these sayings are reali funny, and i agree wats the pont in writin
hello world a thousand times? thats just sad
kira on February 14, 2007 at 02:00
those arr shity sayings
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Urquhart on May 21, 2007 at 09:45
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John on May 23, 2007 at 01:44
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Albert on May 23, 2007 at 09:46
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vilokomotivegj on August 14, 2007 at 07:46
these fucking rock!!!! they should be cards
Daphne Mills on February 09, 2008 at 02:29
these sayings are very creative! i absoluteiy loved them. some one
want to start a chat line here with me?
casey on February 12, 2008 at 05:16
I don't like these sayings Know wonder they got rejected
cowgirl on February 13, 2008 at 02:17
Those are freaking hilarious!
Sarah on May 18, 2008 at 06:28
Why didnt they use these!? they are so awesome
Alex-466 on July 20, 2008 at 08:18
Wow, amazing! But maybe its just me! Kinda dirty but thats what i
like(LOL). If someone said one of those i would say well i guess you
want more and here it is! I LOVE YOU JESSIE!
Suzie on May 13, 2009 at 07:06

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