Proof That Girls Are Evil

I have a comment on Jim Garrigues remark. Jim says that x =
(sqrt(y))^2 ==> x=|y|. This is not the case. If we had x= sqrt(y^2),
then ==> x=|y|. Therefore, the original joke holds true and it is
incorrect to add the "absolute" evil to the joke.

I have a comment on Jim Garrigues remark. Jim says that x =
(sqrt(y))^2 ==> x=|y|. This is not the case. If we had x= sqrt(y^2),
then ==> x=|y|. Therefore, the original joke holds true and it is
incorrect to add the "absolute" evil to the joke.

yeah we are evil...sorry...get used to it

yeah we are evil...sorry...get used to it

i agree entirely with ur theory and was wondering if u would make
another theory,this time proving teacher to b evil

i agree entirely with ur theory and was wondering if u would make
another theory,this time proving teacher to b evil

I SUCK AT MATH

I SUCK AT MATH

This made a better end to a maths lesson than usual! Cheers. Though I
think its sad what our teacher gets up to in his spare time. Agree
with Craig Watts!!!

This made a better end to a maths lesson than usual! Cheers. Though I
think its sad what our teacher gets up to in his spare time. Agree
with Craig Watts!!!

ahem...i have to say that it is the LOVE of money that is evil, not
money itself. therefore, girls = not evil. =P

err... girls = time and money --------------------- isnt that
time + money? not time x money eg. 3 and 5 is 8 not 15

you guys are nerds

There is nothing wrong with this because I would spend all my time
with her but not all my money on her lol

u people who r agruing against its logic r missing the point in this.
it was made for a joke, and its a good one. so dont try and b smart
asses and try to dispove it, leave it.

ya i think that you are all nerds that cant get girls anyways so you
are all making up excuses

You can also substitute girl with games, fun, good, ect. Thus you
can conclude that: girls = evil = porn = games = fun = time *
money scary but true :D

Nitpicking is the route to the nerd side, it is a bloody joke, leave
it alone, mathimatics have no place in comedy

Nitpicking is the route to the nerd side, it is a bloody joke, leave
it alone, mathimatics have no place in comedy

damn double posting... and for anyone who comments after me - i do
know that its spelt mathEmatics *grumbles about lack of editing
ability*

To give an answer to andrew about the girls = time and money would be
time + money not time x money. When I originally thought of this
proof about 6 years ago I had it as girls are the product of time and
money meaning u can only get a girl if u spend both time and money.
grils = time x money

Beware: I am girl! Guys who think this way cannot afford us!

You are all nerds trying to make excuses for tou lacking abilities in
love :-) HAHA

grep

lol time x monmey is correct, more time, more money!

No dout with this proof at all.

Girls ARE evil - and should be treated as such. Sorry girls, go ahead
and hate me, but you are biologically, and mathematically, proven to
be evil. Frauen sind Schweine, glaube mir mein Sohn, sie wollen
alle nur dein Geld, das ist das einzige was zählt. Frauen sind
Schweine, manchmal sind sie sogar nett, aber dann wollen sie mit dir
nur ins Bett.

all those fools who post comments such as "ooh you only say those
things because you can't get girls anyway" are the biggest idiots i've
seen. It's a joke for all you retards who don't understand, not an
excuse.

agree with vogley, those who think this is for nerds who cant get
girls are too dumb to get a girl anyhow

escalation is never far away when a weapon is brandished. [love of]
money may be the root of all evil, but which root? Why assume the
square root? It might require a "higher power" before real evil is
attained. ; )

I have a few suggestions on this proof... Agreed that they aren't
"absolutle" evil, but i can say with confidence that they are always
"positively" evil... And also feel some thing got left out. When the
proof says that money is the root of all evil, then it should be a
sumation of evil, and if my math serves me right, then the final
answer would be that girls = positivly the sum of all evil...

Whats with the Deutsch?

An alternative to handling the "money is the root of _all_ evil" case
is to simply include it (use of the upside-down a from predicate
calculus is acceptable): Money = sqrt(all evil). Girls = sqrt(all
evil)^2. Girls = all evil. Girls/all = evil. I.e., girls, overall,
are evil.

This is mathematically incorrect. Girls require time AND money. And is
an additive statement. Girls=money + time, girls=money+money=2money,
girl=2(sqrt evil) but not evil.

well it doesnt accually stat that then and is addition because when
you think about multipiling things you say 5 and 3 is 15 so it can
swing either way :)

Well, multiplication is the conjunction in boolean algebra, so it just
depends on which mathematical algebra or language we are talking
about. In boolean algebra money + time means money OR time. But I
guess boolean algebra does not include square roots and such. Don't
know, don't care. Classical joke anywho.

Lol...random much? But guys..you must love the fact we are evil cause
youd be pretty damn miserable...and gay..without us =P We love you
too haha

"Money is the root of all evil" is actually a misquote. The actual
quote is "radix omnium malorum est cupiditas," which means that the
LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Therefore, this doesn't work.
Not to mention the error in "time and money" not equalling "time x
money." ;) -Peace

pretty funny but you ppl who decide to criticize a funny joke are
queers

I liked the proof. I too always suspected time + money, but think
about it: girls are the product of time and money, not just time and
money put together. I'm just quoting from an earlier post, btw. Look
at Chris's post above.

u guys really are nerds

wow. im a jewish faggot

NERD!!!

uh, i dont get it...

i hate u all go die in a hole ps girls are hot!!!!

so what were evil, were still hot!!!

IN TECHNICOLOR!!!

man im like fuckin devils everyday

There is an error at the very beginning of the proof. "And" implies
addition, not multiplication.

that's so GAY!!! if we r so evil then y do guys want 2 fuck us, screw
us, &have there way w/ us? well..if u can't firgure that out
then..SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

I'm a man and I need time and money, does that mean I'm evil? NO. SOME
girls are evil and SOME men are evil, you can't class it on one whole
race's reputation. This is just stupid.

Ah, Robert, just a thought - there is only one human "race". Each
gender is not its own race, we kinda work together on it. Stupid is
what stupid does. Oh, and yes, you are evil.

Girls are not evil because its opposite day

actually...Will.... if it were opposite day then the opposite of that
is not opposite day and it ends there. The answer to this
mathematical expression is not girls are evil but there are evil girls

ur all dumb srsly i hate you guys, itz a joke. deal.

this is a freakin joke, I can't believe there are some guys here
coming up with other equations and more formulas trying to prove or
disprove it. You guys = Virgins Hence you think girls are
evil. Losers.

yeah girls are the root of all evil... sorry guys but you have no
choice but to fall to our mercy... good luck (p.s i have a friend who
is going to be an evil dictator. START KISSING UP NOW!!!!)

i cut myself

nice

thank god we dont need woman

Wow some folks take this waaaay to seriously. It's just a funny math
joke. That being said, as far as for a relationship of girls =
(time + money) or girls = (time x money), I say girls = (time x money)
works fine most often, and it makes the joke work. In my experience
with women :), the more money you spend, the less time it takes
(hehe), and vice versa. So there does seem to be a inversely
proportional relationship rather than an additive relationship.
While it's not true always, more often than not it will be more
accurately stated to use time x money instead of just time + money,
depending on how much money you are willing to spend and how much time
you are willing to take to spend that money. You could of course
get into that most unlucky situation of girls = (time_1)(money_1) +
(time_2)(money_2) ... in which case it just sucks to be you, and the
longer it drags out the harder it will be to tell if your result more
closely followed time x money or the time + money method. I think
that all works, it's been a long time since I have done much
mathematic thinking.

Yea w3e might be evil..but if thats what u think then sorry about your
GOD DAMN LUCK!!!...LOL

i agree with babboon. girls = time + money. why would you multiply
them? but i still got a kick out of the whole joke thing. =]

Okay, I see your point, girls are evil. But money is supposed to equal
to sqrt(all evil), therefore, girls are more likely to be all
evil. *evil laughter*

Grils are evil... many guys die and fight for girls. Guys will do
almost everything for a girl... wars in the pass have girls
involvement... but what feeds the evil is guys' needs... they fight,
kill, wage wars because they want it... and me being a guy who does
not deny the true nature of men, must say we are the fools of
evil/girl... but still i love the joke...

but you don't know what to do without us!mislim stvarno-pozz svima iz
hrvatske!!

Girls are Fucking EVIL! ! !

for all those noobs who make idiot comments like "no you're wrong,
it's time + money": it must be a product because in your way, you can
make one of the two drop to zero (like no money or no time) and still
get the girl. with a product, if you don't give any money or time, the
product remains no girl, no matter how high the other one is. And
anyway, shut the fuck up, it's just a joke, no more, stop obsessing,
honestly, you all got issues

shut the hell up, you motherfucker! what do you mean guys die for
girls? do you know how much girls are hurt by men? look at all the
rape and abuse and beatings given by testosterone filled men. we
girls can't go out at night because there's all those fucked up men
out there wanting to rape us!! so you better shut the hell up girls
have it a lot harder than you think and unless you change your
attitude and give some repect you'll find that no girl likes you and
then wonder why.

i'm a girl and i love this proof. some people lack the capacity to
comprehend it and thus make fun of it.

So, what is your equation for when the woman is the one who spends all
her time and money on the man? And this is a woman willing to admit
that women are crazy, evil and backstabbing.

Well, That is my handwriting and I know of three people I wrote that
for, and can only think of one dumb skank who would scan it and post
it on some web site. Amanda Jaress (Living in Texas). I wrote that out
about 9 years ago, as an imporovement to something I saw in a calc
class; and the psycho saved it that long?

honestly not all girls are gold diggers. but alot of girls will agree
with me when i say if you buy us something nice its brownie points for
the bedroom.

well honestly am a girl, but i approve that most of our kind are evil
creatures. i liked the previous comment. True, even if truth hurts.
Well if u like to leave more comments concerning this issue all of u
are invited to share me discussions on www.facebook.com inside the
group Most GIRLS are EVIL!!! Hope to see u there.

it's funny that your math can't prove that girls are evil even though
you want to really bad. You cooked your answer!

It's it that the "love of money is the root of all evil" ?

Now prove that boys are retarded... Wait, you don't need a proof
for that. It's nontrivial.

@Jim Garrigues sqrt(x²) is different of [sqrt(x)]² The first is
the absolute number, but the second is not. For example: if x

What this equation proves is that the love of girls is the root of all
evil: all our problems are caused by chasing women. I think that's
very biblical. Don't you? ;-)

you guys are evil girls are not evil its the guys that ask us out

Bravo. If anyone reads all of these posts, it will prove to them that
most of you people are idiots. I'll just make three points. 1. If
you spend time and energy thinking of a way to disprove a JOKE... you
have no life nor a sense of humor. 2. If you say this is just for
nerds who can't get women or virgins... you are an insecure moron who
probably has issues not only with the opposite sex, but also with
yourself. 3. If girls/guys read this and comments how this is
stupid, guys/girls are retards, or guys/girls are actually evil,
manipulative, dangerous people, you've probably had something very
traumatic happen to you to make you feel the way you do, but know
this... those type of human beings are not the norm of all who walk
this Earth. Not all of the opposite sex are parasitic beings that feed
and live on the cruelty and inhumane torments they inflict on the
world. The most important thing to remember if you read all of this
post is that the proof is a joke meant to entertain others, not
actually prove women, girls, ladies, whatever you call females, are
evil.

If going along with the argument that "Girls require time AND money
is an additive statement," then the proof would be as follows:
Girls=Money+Time, Girls=Money+Money Girls=2Money,Girls=2(sqrt Evil).
Now, when following the order of operations, you would find the square
root of "Evil," which was stated above as being "Money," and THEN
multiply that square root by two, which would still take you back to
Girls=2Money...the problem is unsolvable... :) But it was a funny
joke, and trying to add logic to jokes ruins them. Also, some people
do say, "2 and 4 is eight" when multiplying. Being a girl, I quite
agree with the end result of the original proof, lol. JK, but laugh,
have fun, and stop calling each other names...

All right and wrong at the same time. Logic "AND" is *, logic "OR" is
+ (search Wikipedia if you don't know). In human terms, + stands for
"and", but sometimes "or" is defined with / or -. Second of all,
when you square a negative number it will become positive, since -3 *
-3 = 9. So both (sqrt(x))² and (sqrt(x²)) are "absolute". It only
doesn't count when X is negative, since you can't square root a
negative number. (³rt(x)) therefor can be negative, since -3 * -3 *
-3 is 27.

"to dudeman"s post- agreed.

Hey. This is Rae. I'm posting this to inform you all that the original
author of this joke was a girl, so all you woman out there who might
be hurt by it, this really was just a creative opportunity that arose.
Also, i just wanted 2 say thank you to ace, whoever you are. Out of
all the posts on this website yours was one of the only truly
intelligent opinions which considered all sides of the subject. = )

ok guys, seriosly this was a joke...get it ??? ok no need to get all
pissed and try to prove them wrong...plus we (guys) didnt have girls
wed be miserable..and gay.. so u should go to all the troubl just to
make a stupid math problem about girls...and once agian it was only a
joke get the hell over it

boys = desperate to prove anything

oh blah, to be technical, what the Bible verse means is that the love
of money is a root of all sorts (ie, many kinds) of evil. Look it up
in a commentary. Anyways, it's a funny joke.

the joke says that girls require time and money. Its true. An as for
we guys require girls then it makes us evil too and the real meaning
of the verse is love of money leads to evil not the money it self.
this is a well constructed joke so its pointless to argue the
science behind it

who says you have to multiply money by time? it would make more sense
to add them and that would just fuck it up and girls wouldnt = evil.
so basically this a completely shit ass joke. sorry to ruin it. girls
are still right pain in the arses.

I cannot believe that such a petty argument has been going on for over
2 years!! Incredible. Almost as funny as the original joke.

u r absolutly rite i spend all my time and money behing one girl but
at the end she leave me alone hmmmmm its very difficult now i hate
love no love in this world

girls = impossible to make happy even with tons of cash being thrown
at them. So i just send them to the kitchen get me a sandwhich and a
beer!

omg that is soo offensive

not only evil but CONFUSING

Haha, very funny. I am so sick of hearing that girls can only be
won over with money... I admit the cleverness of this joke, but I
don't appreciate the main idea that women are willing to give
themselves away for cash. Sure, some girls do...as do some men,
although less often in relationships than in jobs, etc. The stereotype
is just annoying.

I, personally, think the joke is hilarious. My friends and I play off
of this to prove guys are pervs. Do we really think so? No. It's just
funny. To kibrab, since he sees fit to insult the female race in
German rather than English: Männer sind Schweine. Alles, was sie
wollen, ist Mädchen mit winzigen Taillen und großen Busen; sie sind
seicht. Und, da es das einzige Ding ist, das zählt, sind sie
schrecklich. Manchmal sind sie, aber nur nett, wenn sie Sie im Bett
wollen

well time is money have to be time*money, becouse when you don't have
a girl friend she cost no money, therefore it has to be time*money.

yes we r evil and always have sorry that it took you boys all those
years and hard math to finally realise

Wow... GIRLS are evil? Ha ha. Look in the mirror, guys.

And I thought I had a lot of time on my hands. To actually come up
with a lame equation to prove that "girls are evil" is just sad. Go
get a life. I mean a real one. Honestly, if you spend all of your time
writing about how girls are evil, that only proves one thing; I think
you can guess it.

Hmmm........ I agree with She. The fact that we allow you to write
stupid jokes like this is a tribute to our superiority.

yes im aware this is a joke, (a really good one in my opinion) so to
add insult to injury to those of you trying to say that it should be
time + money: the more time u spend with them the more money they
require so therefore girls = time x money holds true. muahahahaha

I like (pretty) girls. I've gone out with like 8 girls and they like
me for who I am. They don't ask for anything, just my time, and that's
cool with me. They are not evil. Besides, who the bloody hell would
bother to do this? What the heck. Whoever did this joke...dude, go out
with a girl and you will see.

yea guyz we evil...BEWARE!!!!!

even though woman are evil, its our nature to be attracted to them.
shitbag.

Shut the fuck up

the proof works using famous statements. this version is slightly
botched. the first phrase would be "Women are the product of time and
money). that's why you multiply time and money. and to everyone who
says women aren't evil, STFU. it was clearly just proven :P

Finally maths I enjoy!!!!!

lol after reading all these post, its quite apparent there are a lot
of ignorant people out there. But still I havn't laughed this hard in
a long time, haha only on the internet..

girls are fat, ugly, money seeking leeches. Ignore them and get
porn. You will become much happier and productive in your daily
life.

yeah... girls are evil so why dont you guys just hang up with boys?
there are ALL nice of course~

Alright guys... This is meant to be a joke... we have all figurd out
that the term and in this case means addition.. but is a flipping
joke, it doesn't have to make perfect sense... just go with teh flow.

hehe, yep this equation is so true. Its stuff like this that makes the
world go round

Money is not the root of all evil. The misquote is a common one, but
no more correct for its ubiquity. The actual quote is more along the
lines: "The love of money is the root of all evil"

this is confusing.

yeah right...

you know, i totally agree with ace i spend like several minutes to
finish reading all those replies. people who actually read all this
(no matter what sex) are more amuse reading the comments then towards
the actual joke (the equation) though i have a few remarks to
say 1, chill down. its just a joke, don't even bother to take it
seriously 2, just learn to laugh reading jokes 3, people who post
here are 'amazingly free' (including myself) to the creater of the
equation: i salute you!

....................... I dont even see why this was created... Who
came up with this? Its like... a 100% bullshit...

no. its like...a 100% fact...

Wow, I remember learning this in Steve Gothmann's class. In fact,
that's the only thing I remember from that class...

Comment on first post: the square root of 16 is +4 or -4, because
(+4)^2 = (-4)^2 = 16, so your theory of x always being |y| is
wrong. Jim's statement on the other hand concludes that a squared
number will always be a positive number. This can be viewed as |y|,
because |+4| = 4 = +4... Just to say...

lol very funny

hahah this is soooo mind blowing... I can't believe people have taken
this soo far. How did it even get to be everywhere like it is
now? For anyone who wants some history on this "mathematical
equation" it was done by a 15-16 year old kid (me) as a form of
flirting. I wrote it at a friends while talking on msn... which she
then posted on her myspace/nexopia/ or msn profile or something which
is where I'm guessing someone copied it and posted it somewhere and
other repeated this cycle

well.when we girls are evil..i think boys are more evil than us
because boys love girls that means boys = girls
boys>girls whahaha lol

Wrong. The last step assumes evil is positive. Everyone knows evil is
negative. Therefore the correct equation is that girls are minus evil;
they are totally without it, yay.

The real problem is with the first statement - it vastly
oversimplifies the real situation, in which girls are a function of a
large number of factors, many of which are commonly near zero. Of
all the people who have the time and money, only a few have 24/7 hot
and cold running girls. Obviously other factors are involved. We
all know there ARE factors that can substitute for money and time,
(success, fame, drugs) and people who can powerfully factor small
investments of time or money, while others bring large quantities of
both to the table and get nothing but lap dances. Perhaps Time^x
* Money^y * z, where x, y and z are functions of one's personality and
environment rather than merely constants. In addition, with other
values set appropriately, it is possible to prove that Girls=Heaven,
whereas proving that Heaven=Evil is a reductio ad absurdum proof of a
math error. It also seems to be the case that alcohol is completely
absent as a factor in the first equation, and we KNOW this is untrue.
There are definite relationships between girls and alcohol, as well as
alcohol and money, but in neither case are they linear, let alone
equal. Summary: 1. If time and money are both things you are
lacking, you will EXPERIENCE girls as more evil than if you have an
abundance of both. 2. It is possible, though not common, for
other factors to compensate for shortages of both. 3. It is
possible, and common, for small other factors to reduce, though not
nullify, the effects of both being large. The really paradoxical
conclusion: More money is better More time is better More girls are
better Yet - more evil is NOT better. Maybe it's the first term
in a Taylor series?

First we state that teachers require time and
learning TEACHERS=TIME+LEARNING And we all know learning is
boreing LEARNING=BOREINGNESS Therefor TEACHERS=TIME+BOREINGNESS an
d boreingness is time so it cancels itself out and it comes
to TEACHERS=TIME we already know that "Time is money"
so TEACHERS=MONEY and we know that"money is the root of all evil"
so TEACHERS=EVIL!

'i think boys are more evil than us because boys love girls that
means boys = girls..' umm normal boys don't shit test boys. the
ones that do are either gay or closet gay

My head hurts. Thanks a lot.

:D

This proof is lawlcorrect.

haha,it is so cool

Excluding coefficients of correlation to real world application (ref
chainsaw) the original proof was missing the second solution in a
quadratic equation when Girl=money*money also Girl=(-money)*(-money).
So girl=(money)^2 or (-money)^2 thus girl=[SQRT(evil)]^2 or
girl=[sqrt(-evil)]=> girl={i*[sqrt(evil)]}^2 being the imaginary root
of all evil. Now girl=evil and (-evil). Both solutions cancel out
leaving girl=0. QED Girls are nothing. The true goal is
sex=(girl+money)*power/time. t->inf no sex

So much for people with a sense of humor, freedom of speech in the
USA is just showing a lot of people how ignorant we really are...I
mean really picking apart a joke...geez...chill out already. BTW I
like the joke and am for freedom of speech too...just wish some folks
would lighten up a little...or a lot...

Someone asked for a proof that TEACHERS ARE EVIL: Teachers require
assignments and a salary (through tuition... thinking post-secondary
here) teachers = assignments x salary since assignments take
time and a salary is money: assignments = time salary =
money teachers = time x money and the proof continues similar to
girls from there... time = money teachers = (money)^2 money =
sqrt(all evil) teachers = [sqrt(all evil)]^2 teachers = all
evil therefore, teachers are evil

1) Just because some girls may require time and money, does not mean
that they equal time and money. 2) It is wrong to generalise - Not all
girls require only time and money- There is more to a girl than
that.3) Time and Money does not equal time multiplied by money. ONE
MAJOR FAULT IN YOUR CALCULATION 4) You have the incorrect saying- it
is not "money is the root of all evil" but it is "The Love of Money is
the Root of All Evil"

hey anonymous.......... its just a joke, don't be too serious about
it, & don't go too technical. its just for fun, & appreciate the
creativity involved in making this joke, instead of commenting on it
to ruin it

You guys are all nerds. You all try to proof this wrong. It's just a
joke.

Girls are so stupid because a girl just riped my homework in half +
killed my brothers

OMG ITS JUST A JOKE SO JUST LOOK AT IT SHOW IT TO YOUR FRIENDS DONT
FIGHT

things very far from truth. the bible says "the love of money is the
root of evil" that doesn't mean money is evil. so girls don't consider
this, what soever we guys love and will love you!

bottomline is women, we could have stayed in the garden of eden but we
chose stay with you out of sacrafice and love. for you would all have
been lost forever. living on your lesbian islands worshipping money
and satan. LOL just deal with it. God made you weaker for a
reason. BECause you are weaker. lol Just accept that the female
species are here to test man for gods love. Females just want to look
in the mirror all day. They only love themselves. trait of the devil.

ultimatley we have to learn to forgive females for doing horrible
crap.. Thats why men on this earth these days are gods strongest
children. Satan knows how to make good look evil and vice versa. i'm
sick of media and females trying to demonize guys . it doesnt feel
good does it? if we all learned to forgive each other we could move
forward. But the media will always put men vs women. and because
they buy more shit, well they win.

Evil, Evil, Evil...haha girls are evil. Boys are not even if we like
them haha because we're cute evil. You girls are reaallll evil.

As far as everyone who is bent out of shape with the time/money
issue...simply rephrase and say that women are the PRODUCT of time and
money...done...

girls are evil and I love being one, so I am a mean(expect to other
girls) evil girl who wants all boys to get out of her way or love evil
to.

I will be nice to boys that like girls and think this joke is stupid I
like Marcos hes got a point, all you girls out there we can be evil if
we want to like Kalista I bet she is what she says she is, oh and i am
free to let all the guys know but you haft to be likable to me. :p

haha.. This equation is very true! When we also look into the word
(bible), we can see that the girl took a bite of the fruit first, then
tempted man to do it. Girl=Evil !Agreed! jk

I get that this is a joke, and it was stated earlier that girls
require both time and money as a product, but the way it is worded it
should indeed be time + money. Also, what you do to one side you must
do to the other. Therefore, it should really be girls^2 equals evil.
Sorry, I'm just nitpicky about things like that.

@ Erin, Typical girl! lol! ;) Also, you can substitute Girl for
anything in this world now, because EVERYTHING takes time and money.
Sad But true.

Girl's are not evil anyway. But rather, they are easily deceived by
the devil. Money is not the root of all evils rather money is the
Victory over disgrace & hunger. What you do with money and how you use
money is what will let it becomes evil. Money is the root of all Labor
on the earth. Girls are addicted to lust of money and lust of the
eyes although they were created special and Beautiful. But they easily
change their mind in consideration preferring money 1st instead. EMMA
ZET

it is declared that girls require time and money where as the and
would mean + not X therefore the whole equation is screwed

upgrade to cameron Teacers = lessons lessons = boring boring =
not paying attention not paying attention = wasting time time is
money wasting time is wasting money your mom and dad will tell you
wasting money is bad teachers waste money teachers = bad

Ok listen it's not time plus money the reason is for example if you
hire a hooker stripper or any other girl it is money by the hour

come on, children. let's stop feeding the trolls.

Money requires a source. Since therefore the only way to provide money
on the basis that girls are evil, men provide the money to allow girls
to spend. In this form men = money. Girl = time + money By
substitution from original equation Evil = time + money By my theory
of substitution Evil = time + men (time = money = men) Evil =
men+men Evil = every two men.

ok so the quote is "love of money is the root of all evil" so we could
also say that "love of girls = sqrt(evil squared)" so in this case it
is still true. now. try to prove that one wrong with your misguided
logic.

its a joke

I think we already have proof that women are evil. Just look at all
the female responses! So bitter. So defensive. So cruel. It's funny
how women these days say they have no rights. They have ALL the
rights!!! Almost every TV commercial these days portray women as
smart, organized, multi-tasker and men are made to look feeble,
weak-minded, dumb, laughing stocks. It's because men (usually white
and middle-aged) are the last segment of the populace that can be
ridiculed, and made fun of.

So basically this comment section is a bunch of women who can't take a
joke and a bunch of men who hate women because their girlfriend left
them.

It's an improper setup. They saying really is "girls are time and
money" which would equate to "time+money" not "time*money"

*nerdrage* "Jim Garrigues" says: I have a suggestion for the proof
that girls = evil. I believe that when you say: x =
(sqrt(y))^2 that you can only say that x = |y| (absolute value of
y) therefore, if girls=(sqrt(evil))^2 then girls=|evil| or girls
are "absolute" evil! -Jim Well... considering you defined money
as sqrt(evil), evil HAS to be positive, by definition, so the negative
part of evil can be erased from the equation :p yeey for attention!

ok in the question it uses girls, he wrote Girls. Capitol G makes it
an antiderivative. (T)(M) is this. (T)+(M) = (T)1+1(M) make it
indefinite integral and you get (T)(M). Calc make this true.
Girls=Evil

The biggest hole is the phrase "Money is the root of all evil". It is
actually "The LOVE of money is the root of all evil". Thus rendering
your equation invalid.

This is the saddest thread I have seen in a long time... if ANY of you
were spending time or moey on women... you would not have time to read
this far into the equation... please get help... I have faith in you
all... you CAN get better.

i have found a video on that
too!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnRIty5EkLA spread the word..... :p

Good theory BUT Women cost time AND money... and is a hint that you
are supposed to add... so Women=time and money then money and money so
they are just quite a bit of money or time or time and money not the
root of all evil... sorry peeps, I call it as it is seen...

Girls are: cheating fellow killing fellow waste fellow nonsense
fellow stupid fellow there are still more.............. hence there
is no wrong in saying "girls are evil" and the full word of girls
is G -Ghost I -In R -Real L -Life and........... "beware of
girls" One girl daily tortures me you know.usib

I'm a woman who is sexually attracted to smart men, particularly
nerds. I take refined gay men out to dinner and theatre. I enjoy the
company of many fine smart men who love to quibble details. I'm
certainly the product of time and money cause my father had money and
my mother knew how to show him a good time. I don't associate with
haters or name-callers. I am definately evil but I certain I'm worth
the time and the money ;)

girls are cunning,jealous,seen party,they have only 1 sense and that
is "nonsense".

well actually the reason its time*money and not time+money is because
the more time you spend, the more money you spend, so money is a
dependent variable and therefore changes with the amount of time. the
only way to acheive this is via multiplication, or else money becomes
a constant, which is not true. so, girls=time*money. and yes, I'm a
girl, so boys get used to it.

All girls are evil. Always have been, always will be.

I laughed when they proved that most women are proven to be mentally
ill while on their period because of the fact it was proven only on
their period! Women have no possible place in the future,
mathematically women’s shape (the number of phi) can be replicated
by a mankind (a hot robot) I can't imagine men putting up with the
absurd people women are becoming and therefore will only produce
males, which are stronger, more trustworthy and more intelligent to
name a few points. Pathetic not evil

girls are not conservative and they are like materials not help anyone

I am sitting here lol-ing at all the dumbasses raging about the joke.
For God's sake people, IT'S A JOKE! Instead of leaving angry comments,
or trying to disopute it, MATH NERDS, which is okay, I AM one, but
really, don't get so mad. Just laugh, or think "this is stupid." and
move on with your life.

Come on, guys. If girls are time and money, it's time x money, not
time + money. Time + money is time or money. It's always like that in
Boolean Algebra (cough cough). And also probability...

women are very evil today, especially tho ones that cheat. there are
not that many decent women left out there anymore, like we had years
ago.

women are without a doubt the armpit of society, and now we have the
low life loser lesbians that seem to be everywhere nowadays. what a
waste of humanity that they have become now, how very sad.

lol, you people just don't have ladies to hang out with, this
hypothesis is so wrong WE ALL KNOW MEN EQUAL EVIL .3.

Isn't there a logical fault here? On the first line it says girls =
time X money. But shouldn't that read time AND money, which of course
should be an addition nota multiplication.

Thank you for the revision, in the years that have passed since high
school when I wrote this up, I have come to learn that women are
absolute evil. I would also like to expound on the idea that women
require time and money; certainly I think we can all agree that women
do not require the summation of time and money but rather the product,
this is plainly clear... Perhaps the old adage should be revised to
read that women require the product of time and money.

The first part of the formula is incorrect. Girls may sometimes be
equal to Time and money. But you can't say they = Time multiplied by
Money. So none of it works out. Proof that girls are not evil. Girls
are wonderful, pure and simple. x x x.