Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new
haircut.
You never have to drive to another gas station because
this one's Just too "yucky".
Same work... more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding Dress $1000; Tux rental $100.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So,
notice anything different?"
One mood, ALL the damn time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind.
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or
she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
You can quietly watch a game with a buddy for hours
without thinking: "He must be mad at me."
You can drop by to see a friend without having to
bring a little gift.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all
seasons.
And last, but not least, You have freedom of choice
concerning growing a mustache
HEY NOW WHO RULES..:)))))))))) just kidding....:p :)
You can be president.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new
haircut.
You never have to drive to another gas station because
this one's Just too "yucky".
Same work... more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding Dress $1000; Tux rental $100.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So,
notice anything different?"
One mood, ALL the damn time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind.
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or
she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
You can quietly watch a game with a buddy for hours
without thinking: "He must be mad at me."
You can drop by to see a friend without having to
bring a little gift.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all
seasons.
And last, but not least, You have freedom of choice
concerning growing a mustache
HEY NOW WHO RULES..:)))))))))) just kidding....:p :)
Funny stuff!
Grouchy Guy on October 26, 2005 at 12:17
Haha! Great stuff!
Johnny on December 21, 2005 at 05:15
haha not that funny most of that stuff aint true girls can do it 2
Ash on January 07, 2006 at 07:08
ok ash- eat chocolate and get immensely obese. wear a white tshirt to
a waterpark. try to understand ur mechanic. dont care about how u look
or if anyone notices you. dont pay more than 3 bucks for a pair of
underwear. grow a mustache. be 34 and single and have noone notice.
oh and the big kicker...you have the same mood all the damn time. u
cant do that. no woman can. man i can go on and on about this. face
it, girls cant do this too. this is y it is better to b a man.
a waterpark. try to understand ur mechanic. dont care about how u look
or if anyone notices you. dont pay more than 3 bucks for a pair of
underwear. grow a mustache. be 34 and single and have noone notice.
oh and the big kicker...you have the same mood all the damn time. u
cant do that. no woman can. man i can go on and on about this. face
it, girls cant do this too. this is y it is better to b a man.
jason on September 25, 2006 at 03:57
never seen a more self-obsessed person than jason
boytoy on October 01, 2006 at 08:35
I think its cute and sweet that a guy can do all those things for
you!! You don't find nice and/or sweet guys all the time! they are
sometimes jerks or show off to their friends!!!
you!! You don't find nice and/or sweet guys all the time! they are
sometimes jerks or show off to their friends!!!
Ashley on October 11, 2006 at 04:53
jason u r really starting to get on my nerves u r a sexist bastard
justin on October 29, 2006 at 06:18
Jason those are some pretty generalized comments and i would like to
point out some things 1. Guys get fat off chocolate too...and i eat
it all the time...i am not obese 2. I wear a white shirt to a water
park...i also wear a bathing suit underneath 3. i do understand my
mechanic...i know how my car works...and my boat...and my
snowmobile...and my moped (do you know what that is)...and lots of
girls do 4. i don't care how i look...if you have a problem with me
that is your problem you have to look at me and it doesn't matter how
you look...someone always notices you WHETHER YOU ARE A GUY OR A
GIRL 5. a girl can buy underware for LESS than $3 it is called
Wal-Mart i got some there last week (6 for $13.00 that would come to
2.17 each your 3 pack is 2.98 each) 6. Girls can grow
mustaches...maybe not good ones but they can...actually a large number
of women/girls wax their upper lips 7.I do only have one
mood...bitchy... so there you have it i proved all of your points
wrong so watch what you say and learn to be less sexist cause it will
slap you in the face one day
point out some things 1. Guys get fat off chocolate too...and i eat
it all the time...i am not obese 2. I wear a white shirt to a water
park...i also wear a bathing suit underneath 3. i do understand my
mechanic...i know how my car works...and my boat...and my
snowmobile...and my moped (do you know what that is)...and lots of
girls do 4. i don't care how i look...if you have a problem with me
that is your problem you have to look at me and it doesn't matter how
you look...someone always notices you WHETHER YOU ARE A GUY OR A
GIRL 5. a girl can buy underware for LESS than $3 it is called
Wal-Mart i got some there last week (6 for $13.00 that would come to
2.17 each your 3 pack is 2.98 each) 6. Girls can grow
mustaches...maybe not good ones but they can...actually a large number
of women/girls wax their upper lips 7.I do only have one
mood...bitchy... so there you have it i proved all of your points
wrong so watch what you say and learn to be less sexist cause it will
slap you in the face one day
Marie on December 31, 2006 at 05:59
SIGH! ok well i don't pay that much for dry cleaning cuz I don't dry
clean, get my friend to cut my hair. Mechanic? what mechanic? I am the
damn mechanic!! And I will lie to you if you want me to, male or
female. My wedding dress? I sewed my own wedding dress and my husbands
tux. His cost more. So what the hell tunnel you guys living in cuz you
need to widen your verisens.
clean, get my friend to cut my hair. Mechanic? what mechanic? I am the
damn mechanic!! And I will lie to you if you want me to, male or
female. My wedding dress? I sewed my own wedding dress and my husbands
tux. His cost more. So what the hell tunnel you guys living in cuz you
need to widen your verisens.
urphobik on February 04, 2007 at 06:46
Get Stoic. That is Man. Bite it.
Marcel on February 04, 2007 at 10:52
well www.comedyonline.info is very good site and i already saw this
joke there ;) newyas nice joke
joke there ;) newyas nice joke
bahtren on March 04, 2007 at 05:56
haha. Lt me go through this with you. I'll be honest what I do and
don't... 1) I don't like chocolate bars that much, but chocolate ice
cream on that time of the month is nice. AND I don't gain weight
eating it...I tend to lose when I change my diet. 2)Who says women
can't be president? Im Canadian so I don;t have to worry about it but
hey, is there a rule saying we can't be president? I was playing
ASShole and i was president a few times. 3)I've worna white t shirt
to a water park. But its not like people go around with bras...unless
they are really old... 4)Um, I know more about my car than my
dad...and he taught me everything...I just followed through. And I own
4 snowmobiles, I quad, and my mechanic knows me too well that I could
get a better price doing it myself, so he gives me deals all the
time. 5)Someone noticed my new haircut? Hmmm...meh. I get it done
like, once a amonth so it's not a big deal. 6)Ive been to some pretty
"yucky" gas stations. But when you need gas you need gas... 7)I get
payed more than my 19 year old MALE cousin who works at an upscale
restaurant when I'm just a aprt time STABLEHAND. 8)I have a shirt
that is wrinkly on purpose. 9)Haven't been married, but yea, I would
rather have a really nice wedding dress rather than using my mom's
cursed out of date yellow mess she calls a wedding dress. 10)My
pals...haha Are all guys so yea, I don;t get trapped with that.
lmao. 11)Hmmm...well, if you've gone through what I have, then yea,
your moods would be all over the place too. 12)I called my boyfriend
once and we had a whole conversation of our day in 27
seconds. 13)Hahaha...I';m on a 7 day vacation, I have 1 suitcase.
Unless you count m,y guitar case as a suitcase, since I brought my
guitar too... 14)The only jar I couldn't open was the Ameretto bottle
when it was sticky...And then of course, when I'm with my boyfriend,
he opens all the jars for me, since he's a sweetie. 15)I dye and
style my own hair. But I get it cut by my step-mom's client, who does
swapsies with her, so we get our hair done for cheap. 16)I've left
the motel bed unmade...is that a crime? 17)When I do something
thoughtfull, I get creditied for it. 18)My best friend didn't invite
me to his party...I'm still best friends with him. 19)It's called
THONGS. 20)Hmmm....I wouldn't know....I'm not 34...or
single. 21)"Dude, shut up. I'm watching my snow cross, do you
mind?" 22)I go to my friends' places and don';t bring stuff...am I
supposed to? 23)Jean wallet. And my Converse. Black. Yep. Even in the
winter. 24)That's true, some women do have the choice to grow a
moustache. I don;t have one, but I have blonde peach fuzz, as my
people tell me. My boyfriend says it's cute.
don't... 1) I don't like chocolate bars that much, but chocolate ice
cream on that time of the month is nice. AND I don't gain weight
eating it...I tend to lose when I change my diet. 2)Who says women
can't be president? Im Canadian so I don;t have to worry about it but
hey, is there a rule saying we can't be president? I was playing
ASShole and i was president a few times. 3)I've worna white t shirt
to a water park. But its not like people go around with bras...unless
they are really old... 4)Um, I know more about my car than my
dad...and he taught me everything...I just followed through. And I own
4 snowmobiles, I quad, and my mechanic knows me too well that I could
get a better price doing it myself, so he gives me deals all the
time. 5)Someone noticed my new haircut? Hmmm...meh. I get it done
like, once a amonth so it's not a big deal. 6)Ive been to some pretty
"yucky" gas stations. But when you need gas you need gas... 7)I get
payed more than my 19 year old MALE cousin who works at an upscale
restaurant when I'm just a aprt time STABLEHAND. 8)I have a shirt
that is wrinkly on purpose. 9)Haven't been married, but yea, I would
rather have a really nice wedding dress rather than using my mom's
cursed out of date yellow mess she calls a wedding dress. 10)My
pals...haha Are all guys so yea, I don;t get trapped with that.
lmao. 11)Hmmm...well, if you've gone through what I have, then yea,
your moods would be all over the place too. 12)I called my boyfriend
once and we had a whole conversation of our day in 27
seconds. 13)Hahaha...I';m on a 7 day vacation, I have 1 suitcase.
Unless you count m,y guitar case as a suitcase, since I brought my
guitar too... 14)The only jar I couldn't open was the Ameretto bottle
when it was sticky...And then of course, when I'm with my boyfriend,
he opens all the jars for me, since he's a sweetie. 15)I dye and
style my own hair. But I get it cut by my step-mom's client, who does
swapsies with her, so we get our hair done for cheap. 16)I've left
the motel bed unmade...is that a crime? 17)When I do something
thoughtfull, I get creditied for it. 18)My best friend didn't invite
me to his party...I'm still best friends with him. 19)It's called
THONGS. 20)Hmmm....I wouldn't know....I'm not 34...or
single. 21)"Dude, shut up. I'm watching my snow cross, do you
mind?" 22)I go to my friends' places and don';t bring stuff...am I
supposed to? 23)Jean wallet. And my Converse. Black. Yep. Even in the
winter. 24)That's true, some women do have the choice to grow a
moustache. I don;t have one, but I have blonde peach fuzz, as my
people tell me. My boyfriend says it's cute.
The Shelbinator on March 15, 2007 at 08:05
awesome article.I'm glad woman feel like complete shit
mark on April 08, 2007 at 07:27
Tats freakin very uneasy way to describe a
COMPLETE MAN
shon on August 10, 2007 at 04:13
plus with 50 million sperm per "round", in theory we could double the
United States population in 6 tries
United States population in 6 tries
MAN on August 29, 2007 at 05:55
Eh, I'm a girl and some of this stuff applies to me.
Sparkster the Rocket Knight on December 04, 2007 at 09:39
since you guys love men so much why don't you fuck each other? many
women have these qualities also.
women have these qualities also.
youre gay on January 20, 2008 at 05:55
ok its not cause im blonde but this is extremely STUPID!!!!! sorry but
this was a waste of time to read. love you all! lol.
this was a waste of time to read. love you all! lol.
blonde24-7 on January 21, 2008 at 08:34
thats y i luv men
iaintgay on April 09, 2008 at 07:05
still,i love women more cuz i like the boobs and pussy so much,
rich on June 17, 2008 at 02:09
come on girls this is hilarious don't get offended so easily!
woman on June 10, 2011 at 08:52
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