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How to Impress

Just in case you were wondering....

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN....

Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Romance her,
Encourage her,
Believe in her,
Pray with her,
Pray for her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her..........................

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN...

Show up naked... Bring food... Don't block the TV
User Comments
pretty emrarasing for males hhaaahahaha,,,,,,, generally always males
embarase girls but by this we can take revanges hahahah
reshmi on October 25, 2005 at 10:48
Your English is embarasing.
Billy Badass on November 21, 2005 at 05:27
omg! I thought I was rude. . . All these proops coming ur way.
Jay on December 03, 2005 at 02:43
good luck if the womens fat
KATIE on December 22, 2005 at 12:25
i like the joke.....is it a joke? how do you impress a man .DONT BLOCK
T.V MY MAN WOULD NOT BE BOTHERD .LOL JONNY IS SEXY AKA DJ TANG LOL
sarah on November 10, 2006 at 04:25
I thought it was pretty much true. *shrugs*
Tommeh on November 18, 2006 at 01:51
depends what food really....
man on December 28, 2006 at 01:09
All you have to do to impress your man is to show up NAKED!!!!!!!!!!.
they'll love that!!!(i know!! i've done it(well no not really but i
did have a dream about it and men were all over me)) girls are more
complecated and i hate that because for thoes who are you give the
rest of us a bad name
Mellissa on March 31, 2007 at 08:20
hmmm,....yeah he will be impressed by your naked body till screw you!!
jessica on May 07, 2007 at 08:34
completely agree,....all girls can impress men by that,..its your
behavour that make him fall in love
maral on May 07, 2007 at 08:37
Don't be stupid! Who added the "don't block the tv"? That's a crap
addition to an old joke. If the woman is naked it would be an insult
to then watch tv (unless the woman had brought porn)
Spitfire on February 12, 2008 at 02:21
Show up naked... Bring beer. the end
Lupus_Spiritus on August 31, 2009 at 05:32

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