
Where can I get one of THOSE?
Tiffany on October 26, 2005 at 12:51
lol best thing i have ever seen were can i buy this from... thats a
good one
good one
brittant on November 12, 2005 at 05:20
Once again, proof that women want to control men!
Mr. Man on November 15, 2005 at 05:09
LOOK ALREADY, GIVE IT UP!!!!!! YOU MUST BE VERY DESPERATE!!!!11111
LOL-GET A LIFE!!!!!1111
LOL-GET A LIFE!!!!!1111
Anti-Tiffany, brittant on November 21, 2005 at 05:13
she put "1"
jay on December 03, 2005 at 02:49
I WANT
Sue on December 06, 2005 at 04:43
You know what, when that comes out, I want asap!
me! on December 08, 2005 at 01:30
love i want it
amti britt and tiff on December 30, 2005 at 01:17
:O i want one!
trudy on January 04, 2006 at 07:10
Ever Dated a Psycho
We are looking to make a short film about the
horrors of women! We are looking for men to tell us their stories
about how women have got their revenge on them. Have you ever had a
woman cut your suits up? Or worse, John Wayne Bobbitt? Ever had your
car keyed? Your front door Egged? Your tires slashed? Your porn
collection sent to your Mother? Any of these ring bells? If so let
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horrors of women! We are looking for men to tell us their stories
about how women have got their revenge on them. Have you ever had a
woman cut your suits up? Or worse, John Wayne Bobbitt? Ever had your
car keyed? Your front door Egged? Your tires slashed? Your porn
collection sent to your Mother? Any of these ring bells? If so let
me know. You can get me on 020 7291 0709 or email me at
tom@jonesthefilm.com. Cheers All, Tom Tom
Pollard tom@jonesthefilm.com T: 020 7291 0709 M: 077 1363 6455 F:
020 7580 3480
Tom on January 05, 2006 at 08:44
If only all guys came with these originally. Lol. I have the perfect
boyfriend, so I rele dont need this i just find this very funny. lol.
I LOVE YOU ETHAN!!!!
boyfriend, so I rele dont need this i just find this very funny. lol.
I LOVE YOU ETHAN!!!!
Brittany on January 05, 2006 at 02:08
i wish i had on of those, it would definitely come in handy.
maxine on January 19, 2006 at 06:23
I WANT that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kristie on October 17, 2006 at 03:48
i saw this shit on funnyjunk.com its missing a few buttons such
as....... sex-hard harder so hard so hard my dick gets
stuck and ps girls wen you give me a blow job dont fukin bite
my dick ok its not enjoyable see ya bitch whores dis is
pollio signing of
as....... sex-hard harder so hard so hard my dick gets
stuck and ps girls wen you give me a blow job dont fukin bite
my dick ok its not enjoyable see ya bitch whores dis is
pollio signing of
paul on October 23, 2006 at 12:11
I want one!!!!!
Leah on December 12, 2006 at 02:42
I want one for myself so then i can have a big 1 anywhere!! XD
Shot!!!!
Shot!!!!
Kris on January 13, 2007 at 12:15
Pretty sure I don't need one of those... Hah.
Mesha on January 15, 2007 at 02:40
Danceman is pretty sure this remote made by a woman. It has voice off
and mute, as all smart people know they be one in the same. Get off
dancemans turf you bitches.
and mute, as all smart people know they be one in the same. Get off
dancemans turf you bitches.
Danceman on February 08, 2007 at 06:35
cleary danceman is lacking in a certain department
Dancewoman on February 13, 2007 at 10:17
youd brake ur buttons before you got my shit jacked up, but that dike
wont need a remote anyways
wont need a remote anyways
jon on February 17, 2007 at 01:22
I want one so I can hit every controlling bitch who wants it.
Dustin on March 21, 2007 at 06:16
Yeah where can i get one of those to see if it actually works? but
heck i don't need one just rule with an iron fist and you can get the
guy to do what ever you want him too. But i wouldn't use it because
the guy i like knows i wouldn't ask him to do stuff like that. but he
does anyway. To you know who you are I LUV YOU
heck i don't need one just rule with an iron fist and you can get the
guy to do what ever you want him too. But i wouldn't use it because
the guy i like knows i wouldn't ask him to do stuff like that. but he
does anyway. To you know who you are I LUV YOU
Duchess on March 22, 2007 at 01:56
Anyone of you ladies who even consider using this deserve to be single
and alone for the rest of your life because you're obviously not worth
any time or effort. Do you ever wonder why you can't ever find a
decent guy? Its because most of them know they're decent guys and
don't want to waste time with a manipulative bitch like you.
and alone for the rest of your life because you're obviously not worth
any time or effort. Do you ever wonder why you can't ever find a
decent guy? Its because most of them know they're decent guys and
don't want to waste time with a manipulative bitch like you.
Mike on April 04, 2007 at 09:13
Don't need it. girls a bitches. except for me. I'm not a bitches. I
don't need it. or want it. if I ever thought I needed it, I would
actually just need a new man. bam.
don't need it. or want it. if I ever thought I needed it, I would
actually just need a new man. bam.
Psh on April 27, 2007 at 12:35
thats soo origanl. where are they selt i need 1. i cant get my guy off
the dang couch
the dang couch
$EXY B!TCH on May 19, 2007 at 10:22
OMGOSH i so want one !
JUSTA GIRL on June 01, 2007 at 07:40
LOL
LOL on July 23, 2007 at 02:44
Come on, we put up with all the jokes against women on this site. This
one is pretty funny, so why can't women enjoy it?? I mean, it's almost
a joke on women, about how women are supposd to feel about men.
one is pretty funny, so why can't women enjoy it?? I mean, it's almost
a joke on women, about how women are supposd to feel about men.
maggie on August 24, 2007 at 05:08
hmmm....so do they sell these at the local drug store??
like its meee!!! duhhhhh on November 20, 2007 at 05:20
Women do control men
july on July 21, 2008 at 11:47
to july: No the dont you idiot
And im making a women remote it only
has two buttons. 'Stop nagging' and 'make sense for once'. lol
has two buttons. 'Stop nagging' and 'make sense for once'. lol
a man on August 13, 2008 at 09:07
bahah! were do i get one?!
that would be the only way to get men to
do something. Men are retards, there only good for sex. atleast some
of them
do something. Men are retards, there only good for sex. atleast some
of them
Girl on January 29, 2009 at 11:53
i want that remote
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