Cell Phone

A group of men are sitting in a sauna discussing
business and stocks when suddenly a cellular
phone rings.

"Hi honey, are you at the club?"

"Yes, dear."

"Honey you won't believe this but I'm standing
in front of Giovannis and there's a beautiful
mink on sale in the window."

"How much is it, dear?"

"They're giving it away. Only $5000.
Can you believe it?"

"But you already have fur coats?"

"Please dear it's absolutely exquisite!"

"Fine, fine go ahead and buy it!"

"Thank you sweetheart. Oh, not to keep
you much longer, I passed by the Mercedes
dealership this morning and saw their new
convertible. It was to die for! I talked to
the salesman and the one in the showroom
is brand new, leather seats, power everything,
gold coloured. What do you think??"

"Honey, come on, we already have cars!"

"You promised me that I could get a convertible!"

"How much is it?"

"You won't believe it but he said he'd let us
have it for $85,000 fully loaded with all the
options!!!"

"OK, OK, go ahead and purchase it!"

"I love you, you're the best husband a wife
could ask for. I hope I'm not pushing it, but
remember our trip we took to Paris?
Remember the Brown's place with the
swimming pool, tennis courts? It's on the
market to be sold. I saw it this morning at
the Real Estate agency. If we bought it we
would have a perfect place to stay during
the cold winter months!!!"

"I had actually thought about it. You say it's
on the market?"

"Really, you were actually thinking about it?
Can I go make an offer on it? You know it's
not listed very high, and It would be perfect
for our type of lifestyle!!"

"How much is it listed at?"

"Only $425,000 sweetheart. It's a steal!"

"I guess we've got money put away. Go ahead
and make an offer but no more than $415,000."

"This is turning out to be a great day! Can't
wait to see you later tonight to celebrate!!!"

"See you tonight dear."

The man hangs up the cellular phone and asks,
"So, who's phone is this?"

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