A group of men are sitting in a sauna discussing
business and stocks when suddenly a cellular
phone rings.
"Hi honey, are you at the club?"
"Yes, dear."
"Honey you won't believe this but I'm standing
in front of Giovannis and there's a beautiful
mink on sale in the window."
"How much is it, dear?"
"They're giving it away. Only $5000.
Can you believe it?"
"But you already have fur coats?"
"Please dear it's absolutely exquisite!"
"Fine, fine go ahead and buy it!"
"Thank you sweetheart. Oh, not to keep
you much longer, I passed by the Mercedes
dealership this morning and saw their new
convertible. It was to die for! I talked to
the salesman and the one in the showroom
is brand new, leather seats, power everything,
gold coloured. What do you think??"
"Honey, come on, we already have cars!"
"You promised me that I could get a convertible!"
"How much is it?"
"You won't believe it but he said he'd let us
have it for $85,000 fully loaded with all the
options!!!"
"OK, OK, go ahead and purchase it!"
"I love you, you're the best husband a wife
could ask for. I hope I'm not pushing it, but
remember our trip we took to Paris?
Remember the Brown's place with the
swimming pool, tennis courts? It's on the
market to be sold. I saw it this morning at
the Real Estate agency. If we bought it we
would have a perfect place to stay during
the cold winter months!!!"
"I had actually thought about it. You say it's
on the market?"
"Really, you were actually thinking about it?
Can I go make an offer on it? You know it's
not listed very high, and It would be perfect
for our type of lifestyle!!"
"How much is it listed at?"
"Only $425,000 sweetheart. It's a steal!"
"I guess we've got money put away. Go ahead
and make an offer but no more than $415,000."
"This is turning out to be a great day! Can't
wait to see you later tonight to celebrate!!!"
"See you tonight dear."
The man hangs up the cellular phone and asks,
"So, who's phone is this?"
business and stocks when suddenly a cellular
phone rings.
"Hi honey, are you at the club?"
"Yes, dear."
"Honey you won't believe this but I'm standing
in front of Giovannis and there's a beautiful
mink on sale in the window."
"How much is it, dear?"
"They're giving it away. Only $5000.
Can you believe it?"
"But you already have fur coats?"
"Please dear it's absolutely exquisite!"
"Fine, fine go ahead and buy it!"
"Thank you sweetheart. Oh, not to keep
you much longer, I passed by the Mercedes
dealership this morning and saw their new
convertible. It was to die for! I talked to
the salesman and the one in the showroom
is brand new, leather seats, power everything,
gold coloured. What do you think??"
"Honey, come on, we already have cars!"
"You promised me that I could get a convertible!"
"How much is it?"
"You won't believe it but he said he'd let us
have it for $85,000 fully loaded with all the
options!!!"
"OK, OK, go ahead and purchase it!"
"I love you, you're the best husband a wife
could ask for. I hope I'm not pushing it, but
remember our trip we took to Paris?
Remember the Brown's place with the
swimming pool, tennis courts? It's on the
market to be sold. I saw it this morning at
the Real Estate agency. If we bought it we
would have a perfect place to stay during
the cold winter months!!!"
"I had actually thought about it. You say it's
on the market?"
"Really, you were actually thinking about it?
Can I go make an offer on it? You know it's
not listed very high, and It would be perfect
for our type of lifestyle!!"
"How much is it listed at?"
"Only $425,000 sweetheart. It's a steal!"
"I guess we've got money put away. Go ahead
and make an offer but no more than $415,000."
"This is turning out to be a great day! Can't
wait to see you later tonight to celebrate!!!"
"See you tonight dear."
The man hangs up the cellular phone and asks,
"So, who's phone is this?"
That is very funny! $:-})})
tara on October 21, 2005 at 10:29
The real owner is in soooooo much trouble
me1 on December 08, 2005 at 02:21
haha thats funny i wonder how much money she spent and she is in big
trouble hehehe go to my site
trouble hehehe go to my site
alisha on December 08, 2005 at 08:06
m1 so right and i want that convertable
julie on December 30, 2005 at 01:25
m1 so right and i want that convertable
julie on December 30, 2005 at 01:25
Ever Dated a Psycho
We are looking to make a short film about the
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about how women have got their revenge on them. Have you ever had a
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collection sent to your Mother? Any of these ring bells? If so let
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020 7580 3480
horrors of women! We are looking for men to tell us their stories
about how women have got their revenge on them. Have you ever had a
woman cut your suits up? Or worse, John Wayne Bobbitt? Ever had your
car keyed? Your front door Egged? Your tires slashed? Your porn
collection sent to your Mother? Any of these ring bells? If so let
me know. You can get me on 020 7291 0709 or email me at
tom@jonesthefilm.com. Cheers All, Tom Tom
Pollard tom@jonesthefilm.com T: 020 7291 0709 M: 077 1363 6455 F:
020 7580 3480
Tom on January 05, 2006 at 09:32
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ha you ass!
ha you ass!
tammy on September 29, 2006 at 04:01
i endorse tammy.
prianka on December 20, 2006 at 02:42
THAT WAS SOO AWESOME AND HATE TO BE THE REAL HUSBAND OF THAT
SHOPPAHOLIC MONEY LOVING BITCH!!! JUST KIDDIN IT WAS GOOD!!!
SHOPPAHOLIC MONEY LOVING BITCH!!! JUST KIDDIN IT WAS GOOD!!!
$EXY B!TCH on May 19, 2007 at 10:36
SAUNA is a finnish word ^^
Dee Kay on July 28, 2007 at 04:12
I thought that was funny!!!
Kilee on August 08, 2007 at 05:45
ROFLMFAO!!! that is F*****G FUNNY!!! (Tom calm down and go do that
somewhere else)
somewhere else)
~Hannah~ on March 29, 2008 at 06:18
