We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.
Men's clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in women's clothes.
We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
Taxi's stop for us.
Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
We know the Truth about whether or not size matters.
If we're not making enough money we can blame it on the glass ceiling.
It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the male's Speedo.
We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever grabbing her ass.
If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
We know that there are times when chocolate really can solve all of your problems.
Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.
We'll never regret piercing our ears.
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.
Men's clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in women's clothes.
We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
Taxi's stop for us.
Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
We know the Truth about whether or not size matters.
If we're not making enough money we can blame it on the glass ceiling.
It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the male's Speedo.
We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever grabbing her ass.
If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
We know that there are times when chocolate really can solve all of your problems.
Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.
We'll never regret piercing our ears.
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
David on October 10, 2007 at 04:54
all of it is true
july on July 20, 2008 at 01:39
I agree completely. Women are absolutely superior to men and in every
way that I have observed. I would rather work for a woman because she
is smarter than the men I have known, more insightful, and there is a
spark that is beautiful. Men are more as work animals, which I am
certainly. Yes, I agree that women are superior to me/ men.
way that I have observed. I would rather work for a woman because she
is smarter than the men I have known, more insightful, and there is a
spark that is beautiful. Men are more as work animals, which I am
certainly. Yes, I agree that women are superior to me/ men.
John on August 19, 2008 at 01:18
Yes women are definitely superior to men in every way.
MaleSlave on August 25, 2008 at 05:26
Haha. What a bunch of fools. Don't you all understand that these are
just JOKES, and not meant to be taken seriously as a way to make you
think your gender is superior? Go waste your worthless life of
feeble existence on improving your IQ.
just JOKES, and not meant to be taken seriously as a way to make you
think your gender is superior? Go waste your worthless life of
feeble existence on improving your IQ.
Joe on February 28, 2009 at 05:52
A women are only meant for cooking and cleaning and having babies
NOTHING else.
NOTHING else.
a realist on May 20, 2009 at 01:05
you can also walk around nude and be the man's faptoy, and make him a
sandwich in the meantime.
sandwich in the meantime.
john doe on June 08, 2009 at 09:14
Superior my ass, all of these are either false or irrelevant.
Must
be a woman who wrote this.
be a woman who wrote this.
Bob on June 15, 2009 at 01:14
Why are boys so afraid to admit that us Women are more superior than
you boys. Get over it and deal with it. This world doesn't even have
men in it. Men don't exist.
you boys. Get over it and deal with it. This world doesn't even have
men in it. Men don't exist.
S on July 20, 2009 at 07:38
Men Don't exist? *Checks privates* Sorry, that logic has just been
proven wrong. Women got off the titanic first because MEN were noble
enough to let them, as a consideration for their physical frailty. How
cynical and ungrateful to see such a selfless and honourable act as a
weakness! Men DON'T have to fart to amuse themselves- instead we
create millions of great comedy films, something women can't do, as
they lack the funny gene. A perfect example of this is the list of
"Jokes" seen above.
proven wrong. Women got off the titanic first because MEN were noble
enough to let them, as a consideration for their physical frailty. How
cynical and ungrateful to see such a selfless and honourable act as a
weakness! Men DON'T have to fart to amuse themselves- instead we
create millions of great comedy films, something women can't do, as
they lack the funny gene. A perfect example of this is the list of
"Jokes" seen above.
Dan on August 09, 2009 at 04:10
Sure, alot of assholes on this planet are male, but if you made a list
of the 100 greatest humans ever to have lived, at least 95 of them
would be male; Albert Einstein, John Lennon, Martin Luther King,
Mahatma Ghandi, Winston Churchill, Steven Hawking, Elvis Presley to
name but a few. Men have created and shaped this world, art, science,
culture.. so get off our backs- feminism is bullshit, it just
demonizes men. STFU and be grateful.
of the 100 greatest humans ever to have lived, at least 95 of them
would be male; Albert Einstein, John Lennon, Martin Luther King,
Mahatma Ghandi, Winston Churchill, Steven Hawking, Elvis Presley to
name but a few. Men have created and shaped this world, art, science,
culture.. so get off our backs- feminism is bullshit, it just
demonizes men. STFU and be grateful.
Jack on August 09, 2009 at 04:17
Neither Gender is superior, guys! While males and females are
different, we are equal! We each have our own qualities! It should be
all about love and togetherness. Dividing people because of their
genitals is ridiculous! We are all individuals, as beautiful and
unique and special as eachother, male, female, black, white, old and
young.
different, we are equal! We each have our own qualities! It should be
all about love and togetherness. Dividing people because of their
genitals is ridiculous! We are all individuals, as beautiful and
unique and special as eachother, male, female, black, white, old and
young.
Billy on August 09, 2009 at 04:21
Men and women are like apples and oranges; you can't compare the two,
so STOP TRYING!
so STOP TRYING!
The Exception on September 25, 2009 at 11:03
:( you people really are NOT helping me here. pick a freaking side
already!! who is better?? i gota know (4 a skool project)
already!! who is better?? i gota know (4 a skool project)
dannygurl95 on November 22, 2009 at 12:24
john and maleslave, i find it sad that u to women have to pretend
your guys and talk yourselves upto feel good. /pity
your guys and talk yourselves upto feel good. /pity
me on March 18, 2010 at 04:53
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