What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?
:Close the door.
When do you care for a man's company?
:When he owns it.
How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?
:Three, if you slice them very thinly.
Why do men get married?
:So they don't have to hold their stomachs in anymore.
What are a woman's four favorite animals?
:A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger
in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.
How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
:Put the remote control between his toes.
Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
:So men can remember them.
What did God say after creating man?
:I must be able to do better than that.
What did God say after she made Eve?
:"Practice makes perfect."
What's the difference between men and government
bonds?
:Bonds mature.
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars
have in common?
:They're married.
Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
:So they can find their way back to the house.
Why are married women heavier than single women?
:Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and
go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed
and go to the fridge.
What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his
brainpower?
:A widower.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
beautiful?"
:God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so
dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
Why did Moses wander the desert for 40 years?
:He wouldn't ask for directions.
:Close the door.
When do you care for a man's company?
:When he owns it.
How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?
:Three, if you slice them very thinly.
Why do men get married?
:So they don't have to hold their stomachs in anymore.
What are a woman's four favorite animals?
:A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger
in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.
How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
:Put the remote control between his toes.
Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
:So men can remember them.
What did God say after creating man?
:I must be able to do better than that.
What did God say after she made Eve?
:"Practice makes perfect."
What's the difference between men and government
bonds?
:Bonds mature.
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars
have in common?
:They're married.
Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
:So they can find their way back to the house.
Why are married women heavier than single women?
:Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and
go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed
and go to the fridge.
What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his
brainpower?
:A widower.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
beautiful?"
:God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so
dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
Why did Moses wander the desert for 40 years?
:He wouldn't ask for directions.
When is this trend of man bashing going to end.
K. Dempsey on January 12, 2006 at 07:57
It'll end when men accept women have the same rights as them and when
you accept us as equals.
you accept us as equals.
* on December 17, 2006 at 06:52
I have no idea who the hell men think they are but they piss all over
everything then get there own way and go out and rape and beat women
and laugh about it. In the white colar world promotion isen't given
in the womans ability to do her job its on weather or not she is
barbie or skiper and barbie gets what barbie wants. Its horseshit and
has to stop. Men have in no way done anything for the world and they
are lazy abusive worthless useless drunkin druggie womanizing pigs.I
can tell you regection hurts and the women who get what they want are
the ones who beat men at there own womanizing sexist games. I think
it fucking sucks that in most of my adult life I have only had 2
compliments from men. Women have done nothing to be treated this way
and you better hope we have a woman president some day asap because
thats the only way things will get done wright.As far as y2k it
diden't happen but if it did you better be glad women are around to
maintaine law and order and save your bear swelling asses. Why have
men when theres enough dogs in the world to go around men piss and
shit everywere just like dogs and I think we should castrate men and
train them just the same way we do dogs. Men better be glad that there
are women in the world that have nothing but work because they are the
ones who keep the world going.Men have gotten so used to having
everying handed to them on a plate that when its time to work and
accept a woman the way she is they run away as fast as they can.have
fun with barbie but don't grab to hard the plastic is wearing thin.Men
run away with there dicks between there legs and up there assholes
when ever anything or any woman gets to real.But women have to stand
up to it and not put up with being kicked around like pregnent stray
dogs for no reason.I think that in 29 years its pretty fucking sad
that I have only met 5 nice guys.Thats horseshit and men are horses
asses. Michelle Landry Naples Florida
everything then get there own way and go out and rape and beat women
and laugh about it. In the white colar world promotion isen't given
in the womans ability to do her job its on weather or not she is
barbie or skiper and barbie gets what barbie wants. Its horseshit and
has to stop. Men have in no way done anything for the world and they
are lazy abusive worthless useless drunkin druggie womanizing pigs.I
can tell you regection hurts and the women who get what they want are
the ones who beat men at there own womanizing sexist games. I think
it fucking sucks that in most of my adult life I have only had 2
compliments from men. Women have done nothing to be treated this way
and you better hope we have a woman president some day asap because
thats the only way things will get done wright.As far as y2k it
diden't happen but if it did you better be glad women are around to
maintaine law and order and save your bear swelling asses. Why have
men when theres enough dogs in the world to go around men piss and
shit everywere just like dogs and I think we should castrate men and
train them just the same way we do dogs. Men better be glad that there
are women in the world that have nothing but work because they are the
ones who keep the world going.Men have gotten so used to having
everying handed to them on a plate that when its time to work and
accept a woman the way she is they run away as fast as they can.have
fun with barbie but don't grab to hard the plastic is wearing thin.Men
run away with there dicks between there legs and up there assholes
when ever anything or any woman gets to real.But women have to stand
up to it and not put up with being kicked around like pregnent stray
dogs for no reason.I think that in 29 years its pretty fucking sad
that I have only met 5 nice guys.Thats horseshit and men are horses
asses. Michelle Landry Naples Florida
Michelle on January 20, 2007 at 06:07
Wow, not bitter are you? You should spend moretime educating yourself
in basic spelling and grammar and less time perpetuating myths about
male domination! It is a shame you condone this type of prejusice and
bigotry. If you truly want things to change and people to be equal,
you have to give up your ill-conceived notion that women are better
than men. The struggle was for equality, remember? Read about it
sometime, Michelle. The ideals of the women's movement were and are
still honorable. Extremists like yourself have bastardized them into
something monstrous and self-aggrandizing.
in basic spelling and grammar and less time perpetuating myths about
male domination! It is a shame you condone this type of prejusice and
bigotry. If you truly want things to change and people to be equal,
you have to give up your ill-conceived notion that women are better
than men. The struggle was for equality, remember? Read about it
sometime, Michelle. The ideals of the women's movement were and are
still honorable. Extremists like yourself have bastardized them into
something monstrous and self-aggrandizing.
Debbie on January 27, 2007 at 06:28
Debbie, you obviously have payed no attention to the female role
throughout mankind's history. Men think with cold, hard, calulating
decision. Women, atleast 90% to say the least, think with shrill
emotion. Women are the most hypocritical creatures out
there. Woman belong at home, with a good man to provide for the
family. And Michelle, youe psyche is falling apart, your about to
go over the edge. GET HELP. Man has made, and will contine to
maintain our present society.
throughout mankind's history. Men think with cold, hard, calulating
decision. Women, atleast 90% to say the least, think with shrill
emotion. Women are the most hypocritical creatures out
there. Woman belong at home, with a good man to provide for the
family. And Michelle, youe psyche is falling apart, your about to
go over the edge. GET HELP. Man has made, and will contine to
maintain our present society.
Kevin on February 15, 2007 at 12:01
This is definately the most fun part, comments from people with no
clue whatsoever and with major issues to boot. I won't even try
to explain to such people what's the point with a website such as
this. I've done it before, a complete waste of time. I must admit
though, it was entertaining - to me.
clue whatsoever and with major issues to boot. I won't even try
to explain to such people what's the point with a website such as
this. I've done it before, a complete waste of time. I must admit
though, it was entertaining - to me.
Orkanen on February 24, 2007 at 05:32
Debbie, you hit it on the head. In fact you are the only one making
any sense here. Michelle, WOW. Bitter is not the word to describe
you. Please, please, please seek out some professional help so you
can take your life back. You are too consumed with anger, apparently
from past hurts. Kevin, Michelle is not the only one who needs help.
This is the 21st century. In what community do you see that "Women
belong at home"? Wake up bro.
any sense here. Michelle, WOW. Bitter is not the word to describe
you. Please, please, please seek out some professional help so you
can take your life back. You are too consumed with anger, apparently
from past hurts. Kevin, Michelle is not the only one who needs help.
This is the 21st century. In what community do you see that "Women
belong at home"? Wake up bro.
J Mitchell Parker, Jr on February 27, 2007 at 06:04
Does this even need to be an issue anymore? You all need professional
help.
help.
M on March 30, 2007 at 01:19
I don't care if you've got a cock or a vagina, if you're a dipshit
you're a dipshit. Having your sexual reproductive organs on the
inside or out doesn't make a difference. Why would you say that women
are better when if you actually knew anything about either sexes,
you'd know that flaws and advantages on both sides balance eachother
out? Wow, you sound intelligent when you say that men beat and rape
women and laugh about it. Let's all bastardize half the fucking
reason our race can be furthered. Let's bastardize the counterpart of
our race that has allowed women to have children and not be alone and
bitter. I am a man and I don't care if you are a woman. If you're a
bitch, that doesn't change because you're a woman. If you're a stupid
bitch, being a woman doesn't make you smarter. Anyone who abuses
their wife or a wife that (any form will do) abuses their husband
should be raped by a large quadroped. There is no reason that we
should believe that women are better than men, and that the roles
should be clearly defined. Anyone with more than five neurons take a
crack at figuring out that not everybody is the same? Or that maybe
there is such thing as a stay at home dad? Since apparently no one
has, I'll address the issue: Men and women grow up differently and
are treated differently. We are each given individual mindsets on
life by our fathers and other male peers. We'll always be different
because that's what makes us a sentient race. Some people will do
things with their children or raise their children in different ways
than others. How can anybody say that women should stay at home and
always base on emotion (say hello to hormones) and that men are the
ones that can't do anything at home and are cold hearted assholes? I
don't know how a human being with an IQ above that of a small dog
could make such a presumptious statement. We were physically designed
differently. We will have different roles. They're will always be
some kind of seperation there, and I'm glad. I'd rather not be
androgonous.
you're a dipshit. Having your sexual reproductive organs on the
inside or out doesn't make a difference. Why would you say that women
are better when if you actually knew anything about either sexes,
you'd know that flaws and advantages on both sides balance eachother
out? Wow, you sound intelligent when you say that men beat and rape
women and laugh about it. Let's all bastardize half the fucking
reason our race can be furthered. Let's bastardize the counterpart of
our race that has allowed women to have children and not be alone and
bitter. I am a man and I don't care if you are a woman. If you're a
bitch, that doesn't change because you're a woman. If you're a stupid
bitch, being a woman doesn't make you smarter. Anyone who abuses
their wife or a wife that (any form will do) abuses their husband
should be raped by a large quadroped. There is no reason that we
should believe that women are better than men, and that the roles
should be clearly defined. Anyone with more than five neurons take a
crack at figuring out that not everybody is the same? Or that maybe
there is such thing as a stay at home dad? Since apparently no one
has, I'll address the issue: Men and women grow up differently and
are treated differently. We are each given individual mindsets on
life by our fathers and other male peers. We'll always be different
because that's what makes us a sentient race. Some people will do
things with their children or raise their children in different ways
than others. How can anybody say that women should stay at home and
always base on emotion (say hello to hormones) and that men are the
ones that can't do anything at home and are cold hearted assholes? I
don't know how a human being with an IQ above that of a small dog
could make such a presumptious statement. We were physically designed
differently. We will have different roles. They're will always be
some kind of seperation there, and I'm glad. I'd rather not be
androgonous.
Dustin on April 03, 2007 at 11:17
Wow. This is all I can say.
Michelle: There are more tests that prove
there is no difference between men and women emotionally than there
are differences. Men and women are socially constructed to be the way
they are. Look at the studies regarding babies and assigned gender...
people react differently to the same baby based on gender. It's just
the way it is. And Michelle... seriously, get help. I am a feminist.
Please stop saying this type of bullshit. You are making me look bad.
Oh, and take a women's studies class to get your facts straight. I
have no idea what the hell you are talking about.
there is no difference between men and women emotionally than there
are differences. Men and women are socially constructed to be the way
they are. Look at the studies regarding babies and assigned gender...
people react differently to the same baby based on gender. It's just
the way it is. And Michelle... seriously, get help. I am a feminist.
Please stop saying this type of bullshit. You are making me look bad.
Oh, and take a women's studies class to get your facts straight. I
have no idea what the hell you are talking about.
Ashalee on April 20, 2007 at 08:55
anything i could possibly say has already been said, Michelle is
borderline insane-killer-chick, Ashalee, J Mitchell Parker, Jr, and
Dustin are sane, and pretty cool. Kevin is slightly prejudiced, but
not carzy, so its cool.
borderline insane-killer-chick, Ashalee, J Mitchell Parker, Jr, and
Dustin are sane, and pretty cool. Kevin is slightly prejudiced, but
not carzy, so its cool.
Jess on May 27, 2007 at 07:20
Debbie, were you trying to say PREJUDICE? and you have the nerve to
talk about someone else's grammer! get a freaking life! men are dumb
asses!
talk about someone else's grammer! get a freaking life! men are dumb
asses!
sarah on June 20, 2007 at 12:20
Fuck you! MEN ROCK
emoguydudemanloser on June 24, 2007 at 10:28
Its strange: women are smarter than men, better looking, more
understanding of the opposite sex, and many other things...But its
funny to me because men still (generally) make more money and get
what they want. but some how most women on this forum come off as
spitefull, man hating women miserable with their husbands and
lives. There is something definatly wrong with this picture ahhh
:) it just makes me smile that im a guy
understanding of the opposite sex, and many other things...But its
funny to me because men still (generally) make more money and get
what they want. but some how most women on this forum come off as
spitefull, man hating women miserable with their husbands and
lives. There is something definatly wrong with this picture ahhh
:) it just makes me smile that im a guy
Mr. ..... on June 24, 2007 at 11:17
Oh, for fuck's sake! Physically, we're inequal. Why? Because it's the
easiest way to carry on the race: have one sex be the provider of seed
and the gatherer, have the other be the carrier of the seed and the
childraiser. Why is it this way? Because it's efficient. Now, thanks
to our modern lives, you can have whatever roles you please. But
please; if you're denied something, don't automatically assume it was
because you're a woman. I fucking hate being made to feel like a
worthless piece of shit just because someone wants to assert
themselves at my expense. So does pretty much anyone. And Michelle, as
far as us men being "pigs", look at the statistics. There's more cases
of domestic violence involving wives beating husbands than the other
way around, simply because men are raised to believe that hitting a
woman; even in defence; is something purely evil. The reason behind
women beating men more often is quite possibly because so many females
are misinterpreting quite what feminism is these days. It's not trying
to show that you're better than a man, it's that you can perform
equally to a man in the workplace and that you have the same rights.
Physically, we'll never be equal. Because that's just not efficient.
But mentally, you can be as equal as you want, so long as you can take
whatever crap you dish out to men as a female.
easiest way to carry on the race: have one sex be the provider of seed
and the gatherer, have the other be the carrier of the seed and the
childraiser. Why is it this way? Because it's efficient. Now, thanks
to our modern lives, you can have whatever roles you please. But
please; if you're denied something, don't automatically assume it was
because you're a woman. I fucking hate being made to feel like a
worthless piece of shit just because someone wants to assert
themselves at my expense. So does pretty much anyone. And Michelle, as
far as us men being "pigs", look at the statistics. There's more cases
of domestic violence involving wives beating husbands than the other
way around, simply because men are raised to believe that hitting a
woman; even in defence; is something purely evil. The reason behind
women beating men more often is quite possibly because so many females
are misinterpreting quite what feminism is these days. It's not trying
to show that you're better than a man, it's that you can perform
equally to a man in the workplace and that you have the same rights.
Physically, we'll never be equal. Because that's just not efficient.
But mentally, you can be as equal as you want, so long as you can take
whatever crap you dish out to men as a female.
Rusty on July 13, 2007 at 07:57
Why is it when a woman expresses her sexual desires she is a slut and
if a man expresses his sexual he's a stud or a male role model? Why is
it that its wrong for a woman to date a man younger that her and it's
alright for a man to date a younger woman. Kevin, I could go on about
the man double standerds that face women and you have the nerve to
call women hippocrits?!
if a man expresses his sexual he's a stud or a male role model? Why is
it that its wrong for a woman to date a man younger that her and it's
alright for a man to date a younger woman. Kevin, I could go on about
the man double standerds that face women and you have the nerve to
call women hippocrits?!
Adrienne on October 02, 2007 at 06:24
As for double standards...Women have far more advantages than men.
The right to CHOOSE to be a parent, misogyny=bad but misandry=funny,
going to court as a man - same crime far different punishment, good
luck ever getting custody of your kids, and public sympathy for a
woman is far greater than a man in the same situation. And it is
equal "opportunity" not "results". If you want to sacrifice your
personal life to make it big in the corporate world, then NOTHING can
stop you. Equal already!!
The right to CHOOSE to be a parent, misogyny=bad but misandry=funny,
going to court as a man - same crime far different punishment, good
luck ever getting custody of your kids, and public sympathy for a
woman is far greater than a man in the same situation. And it is
equal "opportunity" not "results". If you want to sacrifice your
personal life to make it big in the corporate world, then NOTHING can
stop you. Equal already!!
Joe on December 21, 2007 at 01:16
hahaha *terrified laugh*
This is hillarious, but also extremely
saddening. What a shame that you're all so consumed with contempt
for....wait for it....THE WHOLE OTHER HALF OF THE ENTIRE WESTERN
POPULATION. Are you aware of just how many people you alienate when
you spout off this hateful shit, grouping all men or all women
together? It's basically stupid. You're all stupid...not to mention
socially destructive (except Debbie...and J Mitchell Parker). I hope
you're proud...bunch o' bigots.
saddening. What a shame that you're all so consumed with contempt
for....wait for it....THE WHOLE OTHER HALF OF THE ENTIRE WESTERN
POPULATION. Are you aware of just how many people you alienate when
you spout off this hateful shit, grouping all men or all women
together? It's basically stupid. You're all stupid...not to mention
socially destructive (except Debbie...and J Mitchell Parker). I hope
you're proud...bunch o' bigots.
Dan on January 16, 2008 at 12:32
Ok, so what I don't understand is if the joke is titled "Guy Bashing"
and you don't like guy bashing, then why even read it?
and you don't like guy bashing, then why even read it?
MD on April 25, 2008 at 07:34
look,calm down,sit down,have a glass of juice. when are you guys
living,the 16th century? seriously,men have to be unbelievably
carefull about anything they say or do to women because if they
go,"are you cooking tonight,dearest?"the woman could go"aaaaaah!you
dirty sexist pig!"and give him a good kick in the balls.then women are
alowed to pretend men still beat them into shape and make them stay in
the house.NO WE DON'T.maybe 1 in every 1000 does and they are
dicks,but leave the rest of us alone
living,the 16th century? seriously,men have to be unbelievably
carefull about anything they say or do to women because if they
go,"are you cooking tonight,dearest?"the woman could go"aaaaaah!you
dirty sexist pig!"and give him a good kick in the balls.then women are
alowed to pretend men still beat them into shape and make them stay in
the house.NO WE DON'T.maybe 1 in every 1000 does and they are
dicks,but leave the rest of us alone
yuppy on June 27, 2008 at 04:13
all you people need to let it go...
A on July 14, 2008 at 07:02
To Mr. ...... : Woman are not better than men. Were equal.
To *
:The majority of the american male population accept that your just
looking at the few that dont and saying that all men are like
that. To Joe : That is extremely true and also few to no women have
ever went to jail for raping a man even though they are capable and
the law says that they can be prosecuted for it no woman has ever been
sent to jail for it. To michelle : Please realize that this
oppinion isnt true at all and
:The majority of the american male population accept that your just
looking at the few that dont and saying that all men are like
that. To Joe : That is extremely true and also few to no women have
ever went to jail for raping a man even though they are capable and
the law says that they can be prosecuted for it no woman has ever been
sent to jail for it. To michelle : Please realize that this
oppinion isnt true at all and
this is stupid on August 13, 2008 at 09:27
The man bashing will stop when you men figure out how to treat women
with the respect and common courtesy we deserve!
with the respect and common courtesy we deserve!
Bobbie Jo on December 13, 2008 at 04:15
The entire way we think, as a gender, is based upon the influences we
are given as we are raised. What determines if a female becomes rather
feminine, a tomboy, or maybe a grey area in between? What determines
if a man becomes a "nice guy" or a "pig"? It's all based upon how we
are raised, what sort of environment influences the psychological
growth of the child. At birth, we are a clean slate, every last one of
us pretty well the same, although some genetic differences and
hormonal differences
are given as we are raised. What determines if a female becomes rather
feminine, a tomboy, or maybe a grey area in between? What determines
if a man becomes a "nice guy" or a "pig"? It's all based upon how we
are raised, what sort of environment influences the psychological
growth of the child. At birth, we are a clean slate, every last one of
us pretty well the same, although some genetic differences and
hormonal differences
MagnusVerdus on January 21, 2009 at 05:47
will of course make slight changes in our behavioral patterns. The way
a man or woman acts is usually based upon how they were treated.
Typically, we treat women with more emotional care, whereas men are
always treated to the "If you're not manly, you're gay" treatment from
their peers when they reach the teenaged years. And so from this stems
the fact that men like to stick to what is considered "manly" rather
than becoming the "nice guy" who is typically labelled as "gay" by his
fellow male
a man or woman acts is usually based upon how they were treated.
Typically, we treat women with more emotional care, whereas men are
always treated to the "If you're not manly, you're gay" treatment from
their peers when they reach the teenaged years. And so from this stems
the fact that men like to stick to what is considered "manly" rather
than becoming the "nice guy" who is typically labelled as "gay" by his
fellow male
MagnusVerdus1 on January 21, 2009 at 05:52
peers. So, therefore, he avoids this because it contains that negative
connotation. Similarly, with females, they are discouraged from acting
more masculine because "The men won't like it" and similar
old-fashioned thinking. So they tend to stick to their more feminine
roots. This sort of thinking has been handed down from times when
women didn't have the rights they have now. It's a misconception in
the modern world, but it's still held as true by many females in
society because it is
connotation. Similarly, with females, they are discouraged from acting
more masculine because "The men won't like it" and similar
old-fashioned thinking. So they tend to stick to their more feminine
roots. This sort of thinking has been handed down from times when
women didn't have the rights they have now. It's a misconception in
the modern world, but it's still held as true by many females in
society because it is
MagnusVerdus2 on January 21, 2009 at 05:54
perpetuated much in the same way that propoganda is put forth. So all
this nonsense of men and women bashing eachother is useless, since
we're all effectively equal mentally. It's society's fault that we
continue to act the way we do, not each individual's fault. You're not
going to see a change in this generation, but you can change it by not
continuing the cycle. "Men have always been awful to me, so I'm going
to teach my daughter that men are evil, lazy pigs." and so forth will
not fix the
this nonsense of men and women bashing eachother is useless, since
we're all effectively equal mentally. It's society's fault that we
continue to act the way we do, not each individual's fault. You're not
going to see a change in this generation, but you can change it by not
continuing the cycle. "Men have always been awful to me, so I'm going
to teach my daughter that men are evil, lazy pigs." and so forth will
not fix the
MagnusVerdus3 on January 21, 2009 at 05:57
issue but continue to drag it onward into a future that will not
change in the slightest. With men, also, there has to be less
sexualization of women among the male society, because it influences
young males in a way that they hold that as normal. So maybe things
won't change today, because the human mind has never worked that way,
but maybe in 100 years when none of the current generations should be
on Earth anymore, we'll see a change. If people made an effort to
break the cycle today, it
change in the slightest. With men, also, there has to be less
sexualization of women among the male society, because it influences
young males in a way that they hold that as normal. So maybe things
won't change today, because the human mind has never worked that way,
but maybe in 100 years when none of the current generations should be
on Earth anymore, we'll see a change. If people made an effort to
break the cycle today, it
MagnusVerdus4 on January 21, 2009 at 05:59
could change for the world of tomorrow. We have to look past our petty
preconceptions if we are to do this... This was the worst explanation
I've ever given, but the character limit on here is quite limiting. I
dunno how some of the people above me wrote such long posts. Hopefully
this helped, maybe it didn't. Either way, stop fighting, because it
doesn't help the issue. -Doctor Magnus R. Verdus, Inter-personal
Relationships Psychologist.
preconceptions if we are to do this... This was the worst explanation
I've ever given, but the character limit on here is quite limiting. I
dunno how some of the people above me wrote such long posts. Hopefully
this helped, maybe it didn't. Either way, stop fighting, because it
doesn't help the issue. -Doctor Magnus R. Verdus, Inter-personal
Relationships Psychologist.
MagnusVerdus5 on January 21, 2009 at 06:04
$100 says Michelle is unattractive.
You're all silly on March 22, 2012 at 01:07
I loovvee cake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chloe on July 14, 2012 at 01:28
i can do all things through testosterone which strengthens me.
and
i'm here to remind you, my little lady, that going through childbirth
and labor doesn't make you tough. maybe if you didn't scream like
michael jackson or take painkillers to deal with the pain, you'd be
tough. actually, you'd be tough if you didn't regard it as painful.
the truth is, childbirth doesn't make you tough...and it sure as hell
doesn't grow your pathetic muscles into something substantial enough
for you to be conside
i'm here to remind you, my little lady, that going through childbirth
and labor doesn't make you tough. maybe if you didn't scream like
michael jackson or take painkillers to deal with the pain, you'd be
tough. actually, you'd be tough if you didn't regard it as painful.
the truth is, childbirth doesn't make you tough...and it sure as hell
doesn't grow your pathetic muscles into something substantial enough
for you to be conside
dylan terreri, i on November 09, 2012 at 12:09
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