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What I Want In A Man

What I Want in a Man, Original List (age 22):

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover.



What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32):

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week.



What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42):

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out
occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the
furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends.



What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52):

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on
weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends.



What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62):

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend.



What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72):

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet


User Comments
Does he have to talk in a "proper" english accent like James Bond too?
Angel on January 02, 2006 at 07:45
do they have to be good at sex
question on December 12, 2006 at 07:55
any additional wishes, bitch? what can you give to a guy?
Cabal on February 10, 2007 at 10:09
LOL, it made me laugh!!! Very true, as you age, the requirements list
slowly turns into only a few requirements... Hehehe
:-P on April 01, 2007 at 07:45
Cabal, quit being such a sexist douche. You obviously can't give
anything to women other than a fist full of mysogyny.
Francis Bonnefoy on July 11, 2011 at 03:05
interesting post. Gathered some usefyul informaiton for an ebook I am
wriitng on what women look for in a man.
How do you get a cold sore on August 12, 2011 at 12:21
I saw this at the Senior Drop In Centre and thought it was so good I
went looking for it. I'm going to send it to all my friends.
Dave in Trochu on February 02, 2012 at 08:36

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