Dont Step on the Ducks

Three women die together in an accident
and go to heaven. When they get there,
St. Peter says, "We only have one rule
here in heaven...don't step on the ducks."

So they entered heaven, and sure enough,
there are ducks all over the place. It
is almost impossible not to step on a
duck, and although they try their best
to avoid them, the first woman
accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest
man she ever saw. St.Peter chains them
together and says, "Your punishment for
Stepping on a duck is to spend eternity
chained to this ugly man!" The next
day, the second woman steps accidentally
on a duck, and along comes St. Peter,
who doesn't miss a thing, and with him
is another extremely ugly man. He
chains them together with the same
admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this
and not wanting to be chained for all
eternity! to an ugly man, is very, VERY
careful where she steps. She manages to
go months without stepping on any ducks,
but one day St. Peter comes up to her
with the most handsome man she has ever
laid eyes on... very tall, tanned and
muscular.

St. Peter chains them together and leaves
without saying a word. The woman remarks,
"I wonder what I did to deserve being chained
to you for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you,
but I stepped on a duck."

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