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Perfect Guy

26 Things That A
Perfect Guy Would Do

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.


2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always
notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your
independence.

4. Give you the remote control during the game.

5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.

6. Play with your hair.

7. His hands always find yours.

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer you plenty of massages.

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.

11. Never run out of love.

12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be
serious.

14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.

15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually
hurts.

16. Smile a lot.

17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he
wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it
means a lot to you.

18. Appreciate you.

19. Help others out.

20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.

21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you
depart from each others company, even when his friends
are watching.

22. Sing, even if he can't.

23. Have a creative sense of humor.

24. Stare at you.

25. Call for no reason.

26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just
because he loves u that much to quit it.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Jade on November 30, 2005 at 04:31
Jade your just mad because you can never be that perfect of a guy...
Brandie on December 16, 2005 at 09:32
That is not something a perfect would do, that is something a
DOMINATED guy would do.
Johnny on December 21, 2005 at 05:36
isnt jade a girl?
elise on December 27, 2005 at 05:42
This sounds like a typical give/take relationship. The man gives and
the woman takes. That list is a load of bull. And anyone who thinks
that this list is correct is to self absorbed to realise just how
ridiculous it is.
Brad the Omnipotent on January 01, 2006 at 10:44
This sounds like a typical give/take relationship. The man gives and
the woman takes. That list is a load of bull. And anyone who thinks
that this list is correct is to self absorbed to realise just how
ridiculous it is.
Brad the Omnipotent on January 01, 2006 at 10:46
This sounds like a typical give/take relationship. The man gives and
the woman takes. That list is a load of bull. And anyone who thinks
that this list is correct is to self absorbed to realise just how
ridiculous it is.
Brad the Omnipotent on January 01, 2006 at 10:48
nope my boyfrieend does everything so yea i have it good girls!
shaunika on February 11, 2006 at 08:47
This is awful. Offer me plenty of massages? React cutely when I hit
him? Yeah, okay, great. See, one of the nice things about
relationships is that boys aren't just girls with inverted vaginas.
katherine on September 25, 2006 at 11:18
the list does not discribe a give/take relationship. that is a list
about what a perfect guy should be like, i bet u wouldn't be saying
that if right next to it or in its place was a list about the perfect
female. the list gave a list of the guy, it just left out the perfect
girl. it is the perfect man, not perfect couple
sarah on October 21, 2006 at 11:17
Haha, yeah if any guy were actualy like that he would already be taken
and their would be none left for other girls.sooo no the perfect guy
is not like that the perfect guy is a guy who is perfect for you, not
for anyone else. :) sounds cheesy but who gives a shiz.
DEATH TO BUSH on October 22, 2006 at 05:06
guyz n gals i thnk its nt gay jus thnk of it as wot if it had 2 happen
2u dnt jus thnk of urself thnk 4oda's aswell
nazi on November 02, 2006 at 10:48
that liste doesnt describe the perfect guy, but a whipped
bitch...simple...cmon girls realize that life isnt a fairy tale
becky on November 05, 2006 at 11:13
LMAO are you kidding me, no girl would stick with a guy like this.
Girls want someone who challenges them, not a whipped slave boy
Zebulon on November 13, 2006 at 12:52
okay... that was soo wrong.... i agree wth zebulon.. i dont wan some
perfect church boy.. i would rather someone who challanges me and
makes me want to do something i wouldnt norammly do.. i like bad boys
nothing like that shit... ne guy like that is totally whiped!
Chantelle on November 21, 2006 at 09:09
that is what you call a man in love...when the woman is put before
him, and he wouldn't have it any other way. "sounds a little like
jesus"
Mat on November 23, 2006 at 10:48
^^^^^You're a fucking pussy. And don't compare Jesus to an asshole
like this.
KrankesDasein on December 12, 2006 at 06:42
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!!?!? that list has to be one of the most
retarded things i've ever seen. any guy who actually acts like that
probably has a vagina or at least wishes he does. bleh... thank god
for bad boys
amber on December 16, 2006 at 07:59
haha. yeahh this isnt the perfect guy. its a perfect guy who wrote it.
but a perfect guy is what you want him to be. i dont want a perfect
guy. i want him to mess up. just so he trys harder to get me back. i
love flaws. i love boys.!
mistyy on December 30, 2006 at 09:46
There's no such thing as a perfect guy, and i wouldn't expect any guy
out there to do that stuff for me. Unless I'm willing to do that stuff
for him, he shouldn't have to do it for me. Love goes both ways.
Giselle on January 01, 2007 at 03:24
That is pretty gay... Haha. I'm a girl... and if a perfect guy was
like that, I'd run screaming.
Anon's on January 02, 2007 at 01:43
For the peoople that think this list is stupid, maybe you should try
some of the things on the list, it actually might get you some ass!
P.S. I LOVE THIS LIST!
Jasmine on January 05, 2007 at 08:45
Anybody that believes that being the "perfect guy" according to this
list would actually work has their head up their ass. Women don't want
the perfect guy. They don't even want a nice guy. They just want the
same good-looking(or rich) asshole that will treat them like crap. I
add the rich part because the fugly-ass dealers at my school get more
ass than anyone else. I can personally go down this list and check
off everyone as something I've earnestly done and doesn't do crap.
Amos on January 15, 2007 at 03:19
will this really help me out in real life ? someone else comment
after me and tell me if it will or won't. PLEASE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!
jess on January 19, 2007 at 04:23
This llist really works. My sister gave it to my boyfriend and we just
had sex like to mad beasts. I LOVE THIS LIST!!!! man I'm horny!!!
Kay on January 20, 2007 at 02:55
Ok how is this list gay? Just because the guy doesn't treat a woman
like crap and actually respects her and loves her doesn't mean he's
gay. If you men were comfortable in your sexuality then perhaps you
could think of your girlfriend with love and respect rather then a
piece of ass. You are the people girls are attracted to but could
never marry. While it takes a little more time for me to find someone
worth my love when I do we can be together for life.
Patrick (male) on January 25, 2007 at 07:56
Some are ok... but "react cutely when you hit him and it hurts"???
That's supporting domestic violence!
herpae on January 28, 2007 at 12:09
People, I've had a boyfriend like this, and now he's living
comfortably with his boyfriend Stephen. I don't want a boy like this,
I want someone who's not afraid to argue his point till the end, even
if it disagrees with my views. I want a guy who tells me when I'm
being a idiot. Trust me girls, you'll get sick of the constant calls,
emails, and text messages, of the spineless apologizing, and the
cliched dates and letters. This kind of guy loses personality really
fast. "Whatever you want is perfectly wonderful" is nice for the first
few times, but after awhile, you want him to reveal things to you,
open up a whole new part of the world. Unless you want to date
yourself except with a penis, try to get a guy with personality.
skeptic on January 28, 2007 at 08:57
Haha, i guess i have the perfect boyfriend then.. ;)
NMFRVR on February 03, 2007 at 10:05
This is a list of someone's perfect guy....but NOT my perfect guy!!
Lindsey on February 07, 2007 at 05:45
Having a guy like this would totally suck! I want a guy with a
personality, not a shock collar!
Maddie on February 07, 2007 at 05:48
What was that crap about staring at you? And the stuff about smelling
your hair, I mean who DOES that?
T_T on February 20, 2007 at 03:04
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
DOESN'T THAT SOUND A BIT FREAKY TO YOU?
Truthfully, Me on February 20, 2007 at 05:16
What the hell? React cutely when you hit him? Isn't that domestic
abuse?
Kelsey on February 21, 2007 at 11:41
i've had a boyfriend like that.i hated it!! i can't stand the
goody2shoes type!i love bad boys!! wtf did i c in my ex? well screw
him!
-.- on February 24, 2007 at 12:03
the perfect guy? there is no such fuckin' thing!! if any1 belives in
this bull!!then ya'll dumb as HELL!!
-.- contin.. on February 24, 2007 at 12:04
I love smelling blow dried hair hehe. And yes I have done all those
things...I guess I'm perfect.
Robert on February 27, 2007 at 10:17
robert you are gay or in denial
lost continent on March 02, 2007 at 01:24
Dude, I would want my man to have some balls.Some of this is just
ridiculous and kinda makes a girl selfish if she expects all that.
woman on March 10, 2007 at 06:10
hey guys..k so this list..im not gunna say its gay or anything cuz i
dont wanna insult anyone :) so im just gunna say this...theres no such
thing as a perfect guy. and if everyone was perfect..the world would
be boring right?? :) dont follow a list about the perfet guy..fall in
love with someone for who they are...theyre perfections AND theyre
imperfections. am i right here people?? :)
amber :) on March 12, 2007 at 08:25
no one is perfect. perfection is just a goal.
perfekt on March 14, 2007 at 10:55
Equality in a relationship is the most important thing. This is just
a malformed list by misguided women who think that a guy should be
totally submissive. I'm not some sexist moron, got it? I have a
girlfriend who I treat well and haven't done anything from this list,
while we still remain together. One question though, how is it that a
lot of women are pulling this double standard on us? They get mad
because we're not like this, and yet get pissed when we (most of us
don't do this, don't worry ladies) find it nice for a woman to have
good looks.
Dustin on March 21, 2007 at 05:56
This is so Jewish! It should burn in the ovens! SIEG HEIL!!!
Adolf Hitler on March 28, 2007 at 06:04
Be honest. If you met a guy who did all these things, you would be
creeped out at worst, or look upon him as a friend at best. Girls
don't want this stuff; they may pretend to, but they're just lying to
themselves if they say they do.
Magic on March 30, 2007 at 05:38
that's what i want
Sam on March 30, 2007 at 08:00
My boyfriend does most of this stuff its kinda creepy, i mean he needs
to get some balls.
lily on April 17, 2007 at 11:51
dump him!!!!!!
Bobbi on April 18, 2007 at 10:34
Well too fucking bad you won't find a guy in the world that does all
that bullshit
Asshole on April 21, 2007 at 09:15
Wow, this is possibly the most emasculating thing I have ever read.
Especially #15; that just creates a double-standard.
Jim on April 21, 2007 at 07:50
Okay, yea some of these things are kind of cool, but most of them are
retarded. Like if he would just stare at me I would be creeped out/
tell him to make some sort of move before I walk out. I am sorry but I
like to talk, not stare blankly at someone. Reacts so cutely when it
hurts? So I can beat my boyfriend? Helps others out? Why would that
benefit me? And why is that even put when this list is so selfish?
Drive 5 hours to see me for one? Fuck that! By the time he sees me, he
is too tired to do anything besides sleep on me. Sings even if he
can't. If he can't sing, I don't want him to sing. I have my perfect
man, I don't need a fucking list to tell me what makes the perfect
guy. If my boyfriend did half of this shit, I'd stare at him like a
retard. Also, the last one pisses me off. (I smoke, and my boyfriend
bothers me about it) Quits smoking because he loves you. Fuck that! I
don't want a guy to quit anything for me. I would want him to quit for
himself. That is the only way anyone truely quits smoking.
Kara The Distroyer of Virgins on April 29, 2007 at 06:21
well i think it's kinda cute. I dont want every thing on the list but
some of it ya why is it so wrong to have a nice guy i mean ya he needs
personality but that dosent mean he's not sweet. just cause he's
sensitive dosen't mean he's gay i want a nice guy
Jennifer on May 22, 2007 at 05:41
oviously non of you have had a perfect relationship oh cause there is
non ya every one has problems you just gotta work them out just dont
leave a relationship for the wrong reasons and bad boys not what i
want i dont want a goodie good but not a bad boy somewhere in between
i agree with Jennifer and ya i want a guy who can be sensitive is
there a problem with that???
BROKEN on May 22, 2007 at 05:47
"React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts." Uh huh,
sure, because all guys are masochists who enjoy pain. Hell, you change
the "him" to "her" and you'd get called a sexist pig who advocates
rape and domestic abuse. Hell, you change the gender-application of
most of the sentences up there and you'd be called a
misogynist. Just as girls aren't supposed to be a guy's slave
bitch, us guys aren't supposed to be your slavish boytoys whose own
feelings don't count. Oh, and "Give you the remote during the big
game"? Wow, so having a Y chromosome automatically means you have the
instinctive urge to hog the TV watching sports. Funnily, I so seem to
recall that I disliked most sports and hated most of the sports shows
on TV; yet I do have a Y chromosome. Could it be that I'm not really a
guy? Or maybe the former sentence was just unfairly
stereotypical? Not all of us males are testosterone-addled morons
with bullshit macho-man egos. Hell, I'm not ashamed to admit that many
girls can kick my ass if they wanted to, even ones younger than me.
I'm a scrawny ass dude who hates sports and wrestling and several
other stuff us guys are "supposed" to like.
Malchus on May 24, 2007 at 04:01
This is a double-standard. If you can do it to us, we can do it to
you. If the woman is horny for once (fat chance) we'll call them
whores. How about that? Of course, that would be "insensitive,"
'cause guys never have problems of their own, and we don't have
anything better to do than turn over our balls and nail our penises to
our woman's purses. Fuck that sideways with a foot-long purple dildo.
This not only promotes domestic abuse but sexual slavery and some
coercion in there too. The only thing I ever did out of this for my
girlfriend was smell her hair as a joke. Yet, strangely, I'm still
with her and she has never once asked me to do this. Oops, we
accidentally like equality. Which is another thing: Why is it that
women want equality in everything but environment? The conversations
I have with my guy friends a woman would find REPULSIVE. Another
thing: does fighting for equal rights change the
sexist/mysoginist/pervert's mind or disposition? I think not. Don't
tell us to do something unless we can do it too.
The D-train on May 27, 2007 at 08:19
Jade wanna hook up if u ever read this
Babe on June 11, 2007 at 08:44
I could verbally strike down over half the things on that goddamn
conceited list. 2- Then wtf is the point of trying to be discreet?
4- Yeah, if I took the batteries out first... Please. 5- Umm... Do
that from the front? 6- ... No? I'd have a better time playing with
fucking yarn. 7- No wonder girls aren't good drivers. 8- I'm a
guy. 10- If I feel like a dork, and hate dancing, what's the point
supertard? 14- I give any girls 1.5x the time it takes for me to get
ready. I'm not going to be patient past that. 15- Wtf? 16- I'm not
a pedophile. 17- ... No? Authentic fucks cheesy in the ass. 20-
Seeing you for an hour then going home? I don't drive ten hours for
that shit. I stay over night, or you come home. 22- Grr... IF YOU
CAN'T FUCKING SING, DON'T DO IT. Unless you REALLY like to. It's
goddamn annoying to other sane people. 24- ... 25- Getting called to
hear silence is rather disturbing, in most situations.
Jklush the Blood Hound on June 25, 2007 at 10:49
I find #15 to be the lamest of the bunch.
The Lame Inspector on July 05, 2007 at 10:25
Ahahaha! I know this list of comments is already waaaaay long but
hell, I thought I'd add to it. This is total bollocks! This isn't the
perfect guy; this probably isn't describing a guy full stop! What kind
of bloke would be tragic enough to follow the whole damn list? I dated
a guy once who did most of that stuff and it lasted for 2 days because
I woke up and realised what a pussbag he was. Come on ladies, you
already have your own vaginas why go out and actively seek another one
to date??? Get yourself a REAL MAN!
Nutkin on July 10, 2007 at 01:03
Ok, women are generally more emotionally inclined, and men are more
physically inclined, so, this MAY be what a "perfect" man is some
woman's point of view. BUT in a "perfect" women for a man, it's FAR
more simple (coincidence?). It is (and I quote): "suck his dick,
play with his balls, make him a sandwich and don't talk as much."
Now I know that'll piss some women off, BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS
ARTICLE DOES? ...stupid double standards...
Bringer of Reality on July 10, 2007 at 08:26
Reading this increases my blood pressure, this isn't a guy, hell, this
is a gimp, if you want your "boy" (and i use the term losely" to
hobble to the door when you get home then fine, but if you want your
guy to be himself, then dont pull this double standard bullshit out,
seriously, have you actually thought this though? 1. Know how to
make you smile when you are down. Because guys never feel down? This
isn't a TV show ladies... 2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but
you always notice. Creepy much? If i were a girl, and some guy was
trying to smell my hair, i'd pull out the mace faster then i pull out
a sexual harassment suit, 3. Stick up for you, but still respects
your independence. In others words do nothing? How the hell can you
stick up for someone and let them be independant??? 4. Give you the
remote control during the game. If by "give" you mean hide, then
sure, this is also stupid as i dont even watch "the game". 5. Come
up behind you and put his arms around you. Unless sex is involved...
No. 6. Play with your hair. Again with this hair bullshit, no one
wants to play with your hair, even if we are talking about your
"unmentionables" it would only last about 3 seconds. 7. His hands
always find yours. I can hear women all over the world going
"Awwwww", unless your in bed, and either on top or under, your hands
wont be found, or if your trying to get in the drivers seat. 8. Be
cute when he really wants something. If by "cute" you mean go out and
get it myself, then sure, im cute all the time, why the hell would the
guy be asking for anything (other then sex) off a women, im sure as
hell he could get it himself. 9. Offer you plenty of
massages. This is a maybe... I must say i'd be a hypocrit if i
commented on this negativily. 10. Dance with you, even if he feels
like a dork. No - No comment nessasary 11. Never run out of
love. I dont even get this, is the guy ment to wake up one morning
and go "sweetie, im out of love", unless this line is followed by 3
hours of sex, its the most redundant line ever. Im not even going
to comment on the rest of these, and in the interests of satabalising
my blood pressure im not going to try.
Jakob on July 13, 2007 at 04:37
All those things would make a man a pussy, and if a guy should do
those, the girl should also, the door swings both ways.
Lol on July 14, 2007 at 05:03
This is a really gay list. It was also mildly disgusting. If my
boyfriend ever acted acted like that, I would be like, bitch do not
touch me. I mean come on. Some of those things are fine, but most are
just..gross.
Auddie on August 03, 2007 at 12:16
This list is retarded, and if you meet a woman who thinks this
describes a perfect man, ditch the bitch.
John on August 03, 2007 at 11:47
awee i think that it is really really sewwt
Mackenzie on August 07, 2007 at 01:41
i think that you really got it right
Ali on August 07, 2007 at 01:42
I am female....and all I have to say is: 1) men who do not respect
women are trash, and vice versa....2) just because a guy does nice
things for his gf doesn't mean he's gay, has no balls, or is less of a
man...in fact, many of you guys can learn from men who treat women
with respect. I am not condoning hitting a man and expecting him to
giggle....but a little sensitivity goes a long way....oh, and by the
way, women are not "bitches". Thank you.
Anonymous on August 07, 2007 at 09:31
I agree with Mat(male) And I do like church guys because I'm really
stronge in Christianity and I'm a Christian and proude to be ONE!!!!!
Kilee on August 08, 2007 at 05:26
I think SOME of the things on this list are nice, like trying to cheer
you up (make you smile when you are down) but others are stupid (react
cutely when you hit him and it hurts??!?) What the heck?!? I want a
real guy, not a fake weirdo.
M on August 24, 2007 at 03:24
Ok, the only girls who want this are 12 year old Disney Channel
watching pubeless ones. I agree the guy should do gentlemen things
like open doors and such, but this obsessive shit is just weird. Girls
want guys with scars and tattoos who play in bands and don't shower
for a few days, not some Abercrombie douche who's underwear cost more
than he makes because his parents bought them for him.
Brian on September 19, 2007 at 02:49
Ok I've been told I'm most of this stuff in my time but this list is
beyond gay. Real women do want a man to be romantic and care about
them but not to be bound by a collar and chain. If ya ask me women
are like cats; you feed them, clean up their shit,and leave them the
fuck alone while they preen themselves, lay on their asses, and much
off yours. As mean as it is, it's the truth.
Squall on October 13, 2007 at 11:43
Here's the deal: I have the perfect guy. All you ladies out there, I
know you're jealous.
Sunshine on October 22, 2007 at 11:39
i think this is cute i wouldnt expect all of that but a guy should at
least more than half of that list. i agree with patrick. girls should
be treated like crap and us girls shouldnt take it
girls and boys on October 25, 2007 at 09:03
I like the list. If any guy has a problem with that, e-mail me so i
can kick your ass. Oh, and for the women who think that the list is
gay are either: dikes, tom boys, emo or smart asses. Or have been
cheated on. Successful men look for women that like the qualities in
that list. There are bamfs out there who are nice guys.
Eric on October 29, 2007 at 06:40
The person who is "From The Best Page In The Universe", is a real
dipshit. If i was next to you right now, i would yank your ass off
Guitar Hero and beat the fuck out of you. Seriously, keep your
thoughts to yourself because we don't want to hear them. And if you
do decide to message me back, please make it short. You need help,
and you know it.
Eric2 on October 29, 2007 at 07:00
Meh, about half of these actually make sense. To follow the full list,
as everyone says...just means YOU A PUSSY-WHIPPED BITCH SON.
Austin on November 15, 2007 at 01:08
ok so like this wont ever happen because i no it sounds bad but girls
cant even do one thing guys want , sleep with them so that they dont
have 2 ask. so y should we go trhogh all this trouble becuase if u
loved him u wouldnt be uncofortable,or not in the mood, or tierd as
much as u girls are.and on top of that were supose to read the female
mind, u cant girls cant get the perfect guy just becuase of all the
NATRUAL flaws women have that cant b erased , like expecting 2 b mind
read .
bry on December 26, 2007 at 09:04
There is no way in hell you would eva find the perfect man. Unless
he's either gay or a wimp. This coming from a girl.
Jazzy on December 31, 2007 at 08:55
Yeah, itis so true. I am sorry to say. My guy does mostly all of that,
he is not a gross discusting pig like other people in middle school.
You know how we met, I was on msn and he asked me if I wanted to go to
the store with him. We weren't even dating, we were friends for a long
time before he asked me out, and there is such thing as YOUr perfect
uy.
Keyanna on January 03, 2008 at 01:49
lol..that's why it's middle school...but really... from the day they
start noticing the opposite sex girls fantasize about this perfect
male that will come to thier rescue and carry them off into the sunset
living happily ever after...but meanwhile back in reality thier
bitching and complaining how guys are self-centered assholes bent on
screwing anything with 2 legs, long hair, and a vagina..botom line
is... I respect women...thier bodies,aspirations,and beliefs, but i
also believe in free will
mike on January 13, 2008 at 01:45
Girls and Guys let me tell you, I'm dating a guy like this I'm telling
you ladies sometimes a man needs to be just that, he needs to have a
spine, woman like a bit of rough edges in a man not like I'm dating my
friend or a gay man to say the least, guys like this are all good but
suck in bed so who wants that.
Nelly on January 17, 2008 at 05:08
C'mon people this is bollocks! drive 5 hours to see you for 1: no
wonder the planet is going to hell if a girl will have him drive 120
hours to see her for a day!!!! react cutely when punched: So girls
wanna be equal, want to have equal pay, equal rights, and when they
hit a guy he has to react cutely. When a guy hits a girl, it's
domestic abuse??? doens't seem fair...
Ben on January 17, 2008 at 11:44
omg. people this is just some1's point of view of a perfect guy. and i
think you should respect that. i mean you all have something that you
like in guys. maybe you dont like a " goody 2 shoes" i mean i personly
agree with this persons point of view of a perfect guy. but hey thats
just me tho. we all are different. so lets keep the nasty comments to
a minimum. sorry if you all dont agree with me but im just saying
where im coming from. Guys hate a girl who is catty ( witchy) thought
i tell yall.
wish he knew on January 21, 2008 at 09:02
i think ppl should understand there us no perfect guy for all each
girl is different some want a church boy others not there is like a
few perfect guys for each girl.if a guy was like that it would be
slavery sure i do act nice and all and never show my gf when i am
angry at her and all...but she understands i am dissapointed by her
actings she loves me for not being perfect but for trying all i can to
be great for her.and i am doing so in my 1 year relationship.i am not
perfect i am a good guy
James on January 22, 2008 at 11:16
That is some of the stuff that happens to me he stares at me and even
more but I don't think that he likes me but you never know. I like
this 20 some answers you can get if you think that a guy likes
u!!!!!!!!!! I love him alot I hope he asks me out!!!!!*******~~~~~~~
Nina Perez lovez Edwardo Cantu!!! on February 01, 2008 at 05:20
me bf does a couple of theas ebut if yooh can find one tht does em all
them i wunt wont it it wud be kinda scary reali l luv my bf no matter
how he is were nt in a fairy tale world we are in reality ladies wake
up and smell the freash air no lad is like this evn no we wud like
them to do some of the things her there neva gonna do all of them
there nt prince charmin yooh shud lv ur bf no matter how they are
lil miss blond3 on February 17, 2008 at 09:29
Oh, gag me. Only lil' middle schoolers with no brains will actually
think this is the perfect guy.
Mindy on February 24, 2008 at 01:07
hahah well it looks here that everyone is disagreeing with this. haha
well i would love to have a guy like that but life isnt that perfect.
kelley on February 29, 2008 at 12:04
Obviously if a guy was like this, he's obvioulsy in love... Possible.
It's cute. Not at all cheesy, just unlikely. Though, a perfect guy
is not something in general. It's something only yourself could
decide.
Dana on March 02, 2008 at 01:58
This is so stupid I any guy who does this doesnt deserve to live, the
people who wrote this were probably some stupid women who thought
anyone cared about this garbage
I almost vomited on March 07, 2008 at 02:17
This is a ridiculous double standard, the whole damn thing. Does it
not occur to "passionate" feminists that their cause is a huge double
standard, because they want equality at their discretion? "We want to
be on an equal level with men... But you can't include us in the
draft. We want to be on an equal level with men... but you can't hit
us. By the way, if I hit you, you have to react cutely." Fuck that. If
any woman hits me, be assured that I won't "react cutely
Eh. on March 11, 2008 at 06:14
Number 21...the others don't matter as much...if he's willing to show
how much he really cares and respects you in front of his friends,
then that's the perfect guy right there.
AN on March 19, 2008 at 01:58
Hahahaha... this made me laugh for so many different, strange and
twisted reasons.
Dinkoman on March 29, 2008 at 06:37
Men should do this and is they do .. good women would return the favor
and love..
Beau on April 03, 2008 at 03:41
like the thought that u put into this and that it sounds wonderful,
also that i would like tomeet this person who wrote this to interveiw
for my book Top Ten Things To Find Your Prfect Partner?
navil on April 19, 2008 at 09:59
I'm dating a guy who's like this, and the people who keep refering to
guys like this as "gay" aren't considering that these are things they
do to show they love the girl, its not entirely who they are.
Honestly, I like talking to him, and I'd be pissed if he didn't call
me every day. He's not completely whipped, but maybe if some guys
started being a little more whipped,they'd have better relationships.
And as for wanting a "bad boy",I don't, because to me being featured
on COPS isn't appealing.
MD on April 25, 2008 at 12:07
I tink dat dis has sum good qualities id wnt n my guy, but sum dat r
creepy, lke i wuld nvr wnt 2 hit my b/f n actually hrt him, n f i did
i wuld wnt him 2 b able to say i hurt him so i wuld kno not 2 hit lke
dat again ^_^ im bisexual girl n hve a g/f n b/f n both of dem treat
me w/ respect as i treat dem w/ respect, remember u hve to gve respct
to get respct?!?!? N im not sum silly middle skooler, im a junior in
highschool!!!i hve 2 youngr sis's n i hpe dey fnd d prfct guy 4 dem n
no1 else^_^
♥kriss† on April 29, 2008 at 11:10
u are all so retarded..this is so romantic...if u knew wat the true
meaning of love is u would understand....u r just hatin on love cuz u
cnt get lovers
in love on May 13, 2008 at 02:56
1st one from jade is the best comment. i laughed.
kat on May 14, 2008 at 08:32
wowwerz!!! this is probably one of the most stupid lists that i have
ever seen... i dunno bout the rest of the world, but my mind is set
finding someone who sets a new bar and makes his own list... i dont
want a stepford boyfriend or husband. i want someone who will respect
me enough to respect himself cuz if he doesnt respect himself than
there is a major major problem... this list says that men are souly
there to respect you and compliment you and basically be your
pounching bag... NO DAYS!!!
savannah on June 05, 2008 at 09:05
my man will be the best cuz im not gonna settle til i find the best
and no list this repulsive can tell me who the best is... and one more
thing... that last one was so stupid. if some guy im with is stopping
anything only for me than there is a big issue. i dont want a guy
stopping something that could cause him harm just to impress me. all
that tells me is that he doesnt respect himself enough to stop for his
own selfworth. if hes stopping just to keep me maybe he needs to look
at his life
savannah (continued) on June 05, 2008 at 09:16
This is truely the most pointless and stupid list of ideas ever posted
and/or thought of... The truth is that any guy who acts like this on a
regular basis is generally going to be looked at, even by the majority
of women, as a feminine, whiny, immasculated blob of goo who remains
totally subserviant to his girlfriends self centered expectations...
The fact of the matter is that all relationships are based compromise
and a willingness to except each other regardless of small
differences...
Jay on June 12, 2008 at 01:53
i honestly think its a bunch of shit. why should guys be creepy about
relationships, iv just come out a relationship because the guy was way
to crazy about me, it drives a chick to turn around and think why the
fuck is this relationship so serious, im young and have my whole life
ahead of me. some guys fail to realise what girls really want, and its
not to be crazy about things but to just be themselves. thats the
worst perfect guy ever, guys should have fare share with things like
this.
nat on June 21, 2008 at 02:56
I.have.that.guys.hes.all.thows.thingssss.AND.HES.NOT.GAY!!!!!!!!!!
Lynn on June 30, 2008 at 11:04
holy shit, if my boyfriend started smelling my hair i'd be like o.o
what the hell are you doing? why is it a stereotype that girls
usually have good smelling hair, cause i sure as hell dont .-.
rayray on July 14, 2008 at 03:35
My boyfriend does all of that!!! hes so amazing 8))
drey girl on July 14, 2008 at 11:28
THERE'S NO REASON TO ARGUE WITH THIS THING. IF IT DOESN'T APPLY TO
YOU THEN JUST KEEP IT WITH YOU. WE KNOW WE WANT TO BE REAL BUT THIS IS
JUST A LIST. EVERYONE IS UNIQUE. WE ARE PERFECTLY DIFFERENT FROM EACH
OTHER. I JUST WONDERED Y SOME OF YOU ARE REALLY MAD. JUST BE SENSITIVE
TO OTHERS FEELINGS GUYS. WE HAVE OUR DIFF. LIKES AND DISLIKES. JUST
GIVE WAY FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHOM THEY FIND IT SWEET. COZ THEY'RE NOT THE
SAME AS U GUYS/GALS. THE WAY YOU REACT JUST SHOW/S YOUR REAL DIRTY
ATTITUDE.
ArneL on July 20, 2008 at 06:33
^^^ I agree with that person haha twas only a list-made from one
person's thought- not an attack i understand some of the comments but
others... some of u sound like u need some help. lol
just another person on July 31, 2008 at 01:16
perfection is in the eye of the beholder. that looks like crap to me,
sorry.
Hind on August 05, 2008 at 09:39
im every last thing on this list. and my girl for 4 years had an
affair and cheated on me for 8 months and let me live a lie. why?
because i wanted to wait until we got married to have sex. so what did
she do? she found somone to screw her brains out. guys this list is
bullshit and if you want to give a girl everything you are shes only
going to treat you like shit and make you regret everything youve ever
done
otto on August 16, 2008 at 05:37
ddz i lurv ma girl an she neva asks fo dis shit. fkin wank
Mega_FtBllr on August 16, 2008 at 07:02
Damn! Where's the love? I thought for sure when I read the comments it
would be shit like, "Aww, I want a guy like that." And from the guys I
thought you'd leave comments saying, "Thanks for the tips." But 90% of
the comments are crazy ass hatred towards the list. I'm currently in
the military and have been with my wife for 10 years. I chairesh every
single minute I get to spend with her and do ever single bit of the
things on this list and more!You never know when it's gonna be your
last chance
TEX on August 24, 2008 at 05:04
I have it good too, ladies!! The only thing my man hasn't done on the
list is DANCE....and he has told me that if anybody can get him to
dance it will be me. Yeah!:)
Michelle on December 29, 2008 at 05:00
because of comments like that, saying that its gay.. retarded..
whatever, almost all of you americans don't know how to keep up a nice
relationship, eventually they married, get tired, divorce, half and
half, kids having 2 homes.. different families, n when those kids grow
up it all happens again.. i thanked god for having both my parents
while growing up, (like most ppl back home) even after old my mom n
dad would be exactly likethat.
Hur on January 13, 2009 at 03:25
This list paints a very one sided picture. It makes it sound like the
perfect guy is someone who waits on his girlfriend hand and foot. A
small sentence thing at the end would be nice, like "And remember
girls, the key to a happy relationship is reciprocation. If he does
something great for you to make you feel special, you should do
something to make him feel special too." Honestly, if you aren't
reciprocating any of these things, and you have a boyfriend like this
- he's too good for you.
Z on April 11, 2011 at 03:33
Only a gay guy would do half those things. If MY guy ever turns into a
COMPLETE PUSSY like that wow what have I gotten myself into
Lizzie on May 12, 2011 at 04:47
CUTE
Fun on July 12, 2011 at 02:33
why doesnt the girl be perfect? think about that? if i cheat on her
she will forgive me... if i dont call her she will say am having a
busy days... if i am watching a game she will stay beside me and watch
it with me... wtf is this... a perfect guy isnt like this...perfect is
shit...u want perfection or full of love and advanture relationship?
think about it... love is the thing i want in my relation ship am a
guy and i dont want a perfect girl i want a girl that want love not
perfection
lolz on July 29, 2011 at 06:27
is this "perfect guy" castrated or something???
billy on August 06, 2011 at 12:01
Lolololol, to bad this "guy" doesn't have a dick no more ? Like relle
every guy only wants to have sex , they don't give a fuck about if
your sad . Or if you look bad or not if you have a pussy , there down
to fuck . HAHA, no girl has a man like this , and if they say they do
, THERE FULL OF SHIT , they probably can't get shit and want
attention, ahahaha no , just no . Every guy is a player so play back
IDIOTS . Lmmaaao, wow people are soo stupid guys lie all the time only
for one reason . LOl.
Jennamarie mason on August 21, 2011 at 07:09
hell yeah !! that's romantic and so cute coming from a man !! and
even if he maybe faking it !! it would be capable of having my heart
!! damn that's strong !!
jane on August 24, 2011 at 04:39
I
agree, GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Tanya on September 13, 2011 at 11:21
i wanna guy that can joke around with u nd make fun of u but its not
too hurtful.
Julie on September 14, 2011 at 12:33
It's a nice thought. The perfect guy doesn't exist though, and that's
okay, except, we can't even find a guy who;s half those things it
seems nowadays. Many guys (note: not all of them) just use you for
their own gratification. There is no love. I just wish there was
someone who was at least half of what was put up there.
Chloie on September 26, 2011 at 08:29
This list may be a tad to out there but reading all these comments
makes me think people have given up on finding the perfect one. I
don't mean this list but your own list of who you think is perfect for
you. I thought i would never find that guy i lost hope to but the
moment i was about to give up the one i call perfect showed up. He
treats me like i am suppose to be treated and i do the same for him it
goes both ways not one. Also, don't settle for less than perfect he's
out there trust me.
Amy on October 07, 2011 at 08:33
I don't agree with this list! It's so stupid! It makes us females look
bad! It does not represent what our thoughts or expectations of the
perfect man are! Some of the things are good things (qualities) that a
"boyfriend" should have! But not the man I am planning on marrying!
Who ever wrote this has probably never dated! Trust me now I'm just
asking for a polite man that enjoys taking me out once in a while! Lol
and has the balls and character to be him self too! Not just a robot
of niceness!
Sussy G-spot on November 04, 2011 at 12:08
@Sussy G-spot "Lol and has the balls and character to be him self
too!" Ha! You can't have it all. I am a guy, I am polite, I would
take you out every once in a while, and I have the character to be
myself. However, I quite literally don't have balls -- gone bye bye
after an accident. Also, I'd make you laugh. I'm ball-less not
humorless. ;)
Ball-less on November 08, 2011 at 03:50
I wish there was someone like that but there are only men who think
with their other head the one btw his legs.....
hayloeeeee12391 on December 05, 2011 at 08:58
I did all those except for the smoking one cause i haven't to start
with. I am not gay and neither am I dashingly charming but I did model
for some events, which i guess shows that i am not ogre like. Even
after all that, she still doesn't love me, someone care to make
another list so i can perfect it and do it all over again? please
people? i really need this to work. I've already spent 4 years and
wouldn't mind spending another few as long as i get to protect her
from then on.
ME on December 16, 2011 at 06:41
It makes absolutely no effin sense why so many women these days have
this illusionary made up BS that thee has to be this "perfect" guy out
there. Gawww why can't single women these days just come to effin
reality and quit with their childhood BS child book fantasy that there
is this magical guy going to fall out of the sky and ride of into la
la land!!! Not gonna happen EVERRRR!!! It's no wonder so many women go
home all alone or go home with the douche for a quickie only to be all
alone...
E on January 09, 2012 at 11:00
Sounds similar to slavery to me. I smell my girls hair and kiss
her feet toe to lips (no slobber) I try to make her feel special and
loved but In the end i just want to get laid. So for the guys out
there who are romantically lost my girl likes It down and dirty rough
and all but ONLY when SHE wants that. Other nights she wants It slow
and strong (not hard ramming) with pauses for passionate kisses. In
the end all men are pigs and we would do anything to get laid and do
whatever we could get away with. In truth Im as far from perfect as
can be Im 21 with one bilogical kid three other children and a woman
whos been hurt alot... especially by me. I dont help her with most the
responsibilities, I've no GED or job at the moment. I'm mean,
disrespectful, and lazy. But I've never cheated beat on her or any
other. she love my humor but really im no catch so its a guessing game
when it come to women. just pay attention.
jerreth on January 22, 2012 at 08:59
All of this "Perfect Guy" stuff isn't at all true, every guy is
different and I know that from experience. I don't think my boyfriend
needs to do any of these things to be perfect(for me)I am more than
happy with him..He has done some of those things marked above, but he
can't do them all. I don't understand any of these to be honest, they
are pretty much trying to tell you that if your guy doesn't do these
things he isn't worth it? I couldn't disagree more. I guess this is
for good intentions..
lexi on August 15, 2012 at 05:51
I have a boyfriend who I love no matter what, but he doesn't have all
these things. I don't need them all. I want a funny sweet guy who
knows how to write, but smiles alot is a pro too.
Loved on October 04, 2012 at 08:32
Well I'm happy to say that my amazing boyfriend does pretty much all
of this and it doesn't make me selfish because I do the same for him.
Ya the "reacts cutely when he gets hit and it hurts" is kinda weird
but the rest are just little things a guy can do to show that he
cares. AlOt of girls are saying that they wouldn't want a guy like
this.. But everyone wants a spontaneous hug "I love you".
Nicole on October 18, 2012 at 06:22
This list basically describes my bf. I showed him and he said he had
no problem doing these things. He believes being whipped is just
showing the world how much he loves and respects me. I've need once
demanded he do any of his because I was used to men being assholes...
He came around and said I need someone who knows how to love me... And
that's when he asked me out and started doing all these things and
more. I've crushed on him for 6 years. And on November 23rd 2012 ill
be with him 7 months.
Levi's baby<3 on November 06, 2012 at 05:48
Well I used to be like this, acting like there was nothing in the
world more important than my girlfriend, but quickly I realized I was
losing who I was, I'll admit I became spineless and always wanted to
make her happy at my expense,I loved her, but then she ended it
because I acted clingy and I regret it massively, the truth of it is,
that the moment you lose who you are and become so paranoid about not
being good enough you lose the girl, just except everything you are
and hope she does too.
ash on January 06, 2013 at 02:10
I find this list very offensive. Especially things like "react cutely
if hit by a girl" ... what about women reacting cutely when hit by a
guy ..oh I forgot that is called domestic abuse. Most of the stuff on
this list sounds like an excuse to abuse men to take care of their
miserably pointless lives which revolve around stupid shit like
shopping and fashion. My list about perfect women will certainly
start with "Treating men with the same respect they demand by him".
Spearhead of Manliness on January 16, 2013 at 04:52
you could follow this list and every girl would view you as a tool or
you could do what the real list is which is as follows. 1 be a drug
dealer 2 have a shitty attitued 3sodomize them 4 dont give a shit.
that is what women are really like. its sad and pathetic but hey if
those 2 words dont describe your average woman of today, what the fuck
does?
god on February 19, 2013 at 01:15

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  246. [page] The Guys Side Of The Story
  247. [page] The Happy Couple
  248. [page] The Lost Chapter Of Genesis
  249. [page] The Love Dress
  250. [page] The Mafia And Women
  251. [page] The Perfect Couple
  252. [page] The Perfect Husband
  253. [page] The Secret Of Women
  254. [page] The Truth About Men
  255. [picture] The Way Some Women Park
  256. [page] The Wish
  257. [page] Three Pregnant Women
  258. [page] Three Wishes
  259. [page] Three Womens Lies
  260. [page] Three Words
  261. [page] Ticklish Women
  262. [page] To Make A Woman And A Man Happy
  263. [page] Together Again
  264. [page] Toilet Paper
  265. [page] Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve
  266. [page] Top 10 Things Men Understand About Women
  267. [page] Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
  268. [page] Top Ten Rejection Lines Given By Women
  269. [page] Turning Romantic Guys Down
  270. [page] Two Sides Of The Story
  271. [page] Types Of Men
  272. [page] Uncle Frank
  273. [page] Understanding Women
  274. [page] Usage Of Story At Different Ages
  275. [page] Very Cheap
  276. [picture] Vision Test For Men
  277. [page] Ways To Turn Men Down
  278. [page] Wedding Colors
  279. [page] West Virginian Women
  280. [page] What A Boyfriend Should Do
  281. [page] What Gals Really Mean
  282. [page] What I Want In A Man
  283. [picture] What Men Hear
  284. [page_white_flash] When God Created Man
  285. [picture] When Men Cook
  286. [picture] Whipped Magazine For Men
  287. [page] Who Understands Men
  288. [page] Who Wears The Pants
  289. [page] Whose Child
  290. [page] Why Beers Are Better Than Women
  291. [page] Why Bicycles Are Better Than Women
  292. [page] Why Coffee Is Better Than Women
  293. [page] Why Did You Have To Die
  294. [page] Why Guys Like Girls
  295. [page] Why It Is Great To Be A Man
  296. [picture] Why Men Snore
  297. [page] Why Women Are Better Than Men
  298. [picture] Why Women Are Not Mechanics
  299. [page] Why Women Dont Need Drivers Licenses
  300. [page] Why Women Wear White
  301. [page] Why Women Are Superior
  302. [page] Why Did God Give Women
  303. [page] Witchy Women
  304. [picture] Woman Driver
  305. [picture] Woman In Camaro By Clay Thornton
  306. [page] Womanhood
  307. [page] Women
  308. [page] Women Alcohol
  309. [page] Women Bodily Functions
  310. [page] Women Drivers
  311. [page] Women Education Courses
  312. [page] Women Jokes
  313. [page] Women Pass Less Gas
  314. [page] Women Quotes
  315. [page] Women Rock
  316. [page] Women Who Fake
  317. [page] Women And Bikes
  318. [page] Women And Bowling
  319. [page] Women And Cars
  320. [page] Women And Condoms
  321. [page] Women And Logic
  322. [page] Women And Men
  323. [page] Women And PMS
  324. [page] Women And Pool Tables
  325. [page] Women And Tile Floors
  326. [page] Women And Toilets
  327. [page] Women And Watches
  328. [page] Women And Whales
  329. [page] Women Are Evil
  330. [page] Women In Different Ages
  331. [page] Women In Heaven
  332. [page] Women On The Moon
  333. [page] Women Vs Dog Poop
  334. [page] Womens Bits
  335. [page] Womens English
  336. [page] Womens Six Inch Friend
  337. [page] Womens Tiny Feet
  338. [page] Womens Useless Things
  339. [page] Words From Women
  340. [page] Words Women Use
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