A woman is driving on the road &
A man is driving in the opposite direction, on that same road &
When they pass each other, the woman rolls down her window and shouts
- HORSE
Immediately the man shouts back
- Bitch !
The man laughs because he is happy to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman, and takes the turn in the road with high speed.
The man is killed by a horse smashing into his front window.
The moral:
Men never understand what women say.
A man is driving in the opposite direction, on that same road &
When they pass each other, the woman rolls down her window and shouts
- HORSE
Immediately the man shouts back
- Bitch !
The man laughs because he is happy to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman, and takes the turn in the road with high speed.
The man is killed by a horse smashing into his front window.
The moral:
Men never understand what women say.
holy shit that's so fucking hillarious!
buttons on October 09, 2006 at 09:30
why would anyone just randomly scream horse??...like..that was really
suppose to tell him there was a fucking horse in the road.....still
funny though.
suppose to tell him there was a fucking horse in the road.....still
funny though.
samantha on October 21, 2006 at 02:30
one less good man on the earth
jon on February 17, 2007 at 01:36
why do you think men don't understand woman, that could mean anything
"dog"
"dog"
joe on April 17, 2007 at 08:05
lol
AC-Pirate on May 04, 2007 at 10:31
lol!!!
$EXY B!TCH on May 19, 2007 at 10:59
Samantha, if they were DRIVING on a road, then there's only a SPLIT
SECOND that they would've had to say something in, therefore ... you
wouldn't have TIME to shout: OH HOLY SHIT, THERE'S A HORSE UP AHEAD,
WATCH OUT!
SECOND that they would've had to say something in, therefore ... you
wouldn't have TIME to shout: OH HOLY SHIT, THERE'S A HORSE UP AHEAD,
WATCH OUT!
alice on June 08, 2007 at 12:17
lol
!!! on August 06, 2007 at 08:49
one less idiot in the world
me on September 04, 2007 at 09:10
this is the funnyest thing ive ever heard. but its true who yells
horse randomly when they pass someone. i would be a little freaked
that a stranger called me a horse.
horse randomly when they pass someone. i would be a little freaked
that a stranger called me a horse.
superman on November 02, 2007 at 04:13
There real question should be "Why was she driving in the first
place." If she would have just stayed at home like a good little
women, the man would have never been distracted by her and would have
seen the horse in plenty of time to react properly. I think the moral
of the story should be that we, as a society, shouldn't let women
drive unless, of course, she's taking the kids somewhere like hockey
practice.
place." If she would have just stayed at home like a good little
women, the man would have never been distracted by her and would have
seen the horse in plenty of time to react properly. I think the moral
of the story should be that we, as a society, shouldn't let women
drive unless, of course, she's taking the kids somewhere like hockey
practice.
Chester on November 28, 2007 at 09:46
People like Chester are why Humans are still barely above cavemen.
Sparkster the Rocket Knight on December 04, 2007 at 11:11
Why wasn't he paying attention to the road in the first place?
MD on April 25, 2008 at 03:09
that guy is such an idiot...all he thought about was 'reinstating' his
machoism, rather than thinking why she yelled out 'horse'.... (and if
there was a horse in the road, then they were most likely in the
country. therefore its reasonable that there were horses around, and
the man should have known there might have been a horse in the road.
making him an even bigger idiot)
machoism, rather than thinking why she yelled out 'horse'.... (and if
there was a horse in the road, then they were most likely in the
country. therefore its reasonable that there were horses around, and
the man should have known there might have been a horse in the road.
making him an even bigger idiot)
wow on April 26, 2008 at 09:31
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