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Q: There is a 100 dollar bill lying in the
street. Who would pick it up, an intelligent
man? An intelligent woman? or Santa? and
Why?

A: The intelligent woman (duh!), The other
two don't exist.

*no offense to you "intelligent" guys out
there

User Comments
what about no offense to all you Santas out there
Papa Noel on November 11, 2005 at 11:38
wat about no offense to all u stinky bastards like papa noel
chaggs on December 04, 2005 at 02:39
omg!!!! Santa isnt real??? =0 im heartbroken, crushed, i can never
live again!!! hey guess what santa claus brought me a digital
camera this year!!!
Elise on December 27, 2005 at 05:43
WTF?
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Tom on January 05, 2006 at 09:33
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG NOOOOOO!!!O!O!O!!O!O!!!11
BubbabBubbaubabaakah on January 18, 2006 at 03:21
Pretty sure that this joke was supposed to go the other way around and
some lesbian just replaced "man" with "woman" and vice versa. Men >
women.
Justin on January 19, 2006 at 12:44
I HOPE YOU GET CANCER OF THE TWAT & DROWN IM A POOL OF YOUR OWN BLOOD
Ruprect on January 19, 2006 at 06:20
Way to steal a joke from Chasing Amy, which was written by an
intelligent MAN.
Eric on April 03, 2006 at 06:38
sense when did santa become some kind of street hustler? since never
is the answer to that real or not real got to think about the kids
money aint everything...you can tell a woman wrote this joke money
money money is all you damn wel think about for fuck sake
kris on October 04, 2006 at 04:06
santa's hype
BAD on October 17, 2006 at 12:12
i think its rather funny but there are smart guys in the world very
few yes but they do exist
Vampire_Kisses on December 22, 2006 at 01:23
first of all, santa is real, and second of all, theres a lot of
intelligent men, i admit im not one, but how else do you think half of
the stuff in the world got here, not sayin women are dumb, just sayin.
most the shit in the world was invented by men.
Jungers on January 04, 2007 at 07:03
uyuytuyetuyetuytuetyutyutyutyuyuyturtutyuy
yjdghj on January 17, 2007 at 11:59
dont ever eber cuss u meany fat head
hg on January 17, 2007 at 12:00
the smartest brains in the world are that of men! so not politcaly
correct
matt on January 21, 2007 at 12:28
Ok boys let me get it straight FOR you,(and yes i will use SMALL
words) Women and very smart, men are really dumb, and everyone knows
that santa ain't real!
jesie on February 12, 2007 at 02:53
Hello....Women will always have the one thing that most of you can't
get from the hotty you adore and well...."we" women can do without,
cause most of you don't do it right anyway.
rj on February 12, 2007 at 05:44
like omg u bunch ov saddows, let the xpert tell u, santa downt
exist(fact), men r so not intelligent, women r way smarter, duz that
clear it 4 u???
kira on February 14, 2007 at 02:05
fuck off u assholes .....evrybody keep rockin....shake what ur mama
gave
jojo on February 19, 2007 at 02:00
fuck u kappi!! haha soccer_ship@html.com
jones on February 19, 2007 at 02:01
uygtiuytug
dank on February 23, 2007 at 11:31
smoke dank!
thizz on February 23, 2007 at 11:33
lol
lol on February 23, 2007 at 04:11
Is somebody calling me unintelligent?!?!
jlp on February 26, 2007 at 07:49
oh my ....... Finally someone said how things
are.....................
stella on March 02, 2007 at 01:14
that joke was so true but like anything else it has it's moments where
they are not right and are down right funny
Duchess on March 22, 2007 at 01:41
There's a woman who isn't elitist, there's a woman's rationality, and
then there's a woman who doesn't bitch on a four hundred foot sky
scraper. Who jumps off first? Nobody. None of them exist.
Dustin on March 31, 2007 at 02:26
i dont know about that jungers, women have made a seroius contribution
to society and life as a whole, lots of times for our men. for
instance, women were the ones who invented the bulletproof vest for
thier lovely husbands.
devan shae on April 05, 2007 at 08:29
Women shouldnt be able to vote!!!
Lane on April 06, 2007 at 08:11
why not
question mark on April 21, 2007 at 12:02
haha, isent it just funny how women get all defensive when people make
a joke about them but when they make a joke about us there like "so
true blah blah blah" and i woulda picked it up anyways its 100
dollars -.- ...lol
AC-Pirate on May 04, 2007 at 10:25
rupret , thats a horrible thing to say dya know how many ppl die of
cancer these days, ur pathetic, tellin sum1 they should die with
cancer over a joke is fukin rediculus
rachel on May 13, 2007 at 04:25
who the **** is dumb enough to date a phyco
am i on tv on May 21, 2007 at 08:14
WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF!!!!! there r smart
guys, there r smart girls. So stop bitchin' about who's dumb and
accept that guys and girls think differently.
E-MAN on May 21, 2007 at 07:58
DAMN STAIGHT!!!!
screwed over on May 25, 2007 at 08:26
sum guy probably discarded the note coz it was fake n sum "intelligent
women" picked it up...& obviously Santa was a lil late...
Deejayyy on May 26, 2007 at 12:23
I do exist and im smart ask danceman he gave me dancing lessons
Santa on June 12, 2007 at 11:54
men i want that 100$ bill lol
sexy dudette on July 10, 2007 at 09:35
Seems to me you're both as bad as each other.
mark on July 10, 2007 at 02:50
Omg this bitch is soooo dumb. Santa is real.
D-Rick Da DJ on August 04, 2007 at 01:31
These replies really do prove that the myth IS true. All Americans are
fucking stupid and illiterate!!!!! Just look at the comments, look at
the shit you are commenting on, and look at the lack of Spelling and
grammar. You people cannot even put a cohesive argument
together. This is written by a very intelligent man who is NOT from
North America. Ladies, next time you want to bitch and moan try
remembering the GOOD things that men have done. Taught you to drive,
park, (not mens fault that your brains cannot comprehend) that over
85% of the top surgeons in the World who have saved some of your lives
ARE men, and next time you cannot unscrew a lid or change a lightbulb
or need something that is heavy or manually demanding, who are you
going to call? A MAN ! I rest my case. P.S. Remember also that GOD
is a MAN and he created MANKIND and he only made woman from a piece of
MAN to be entertainment for MEN
MANdarr on August 05, 2007 at 09:58
i dont remember that anywhere in the bible. P.S. what religoun r u????
poo brainz on August 07, 2007 at 01:55
Who was the smart one to loose the bill in the first place ?
T on August 10, 2007 at 04:08
MANdarr has just proven his own ignorance... Woww look i kan spelle
bad two! You went beyond the petty arguments over a joke. You stated
women are less. Not sure what planet you came from, but I suggest you
go back. No where was God ever just a MAN or a WOMAN. Different
religions have claimed otherwise. Apparently you are the elitist,
irrational traits that Dustin up there tried to pin on women.
Dark on August 15, 2007 at 07:13
Dark I totally agree with you! Wow, MANdarr, do you have a woman? Bet
not! That was so freaking mean of you! I'm a woman, and I can change a
lightbulb! The test is stupid, men are smart, and I have a lot of
friends who are guys and really, really, smart. MANdarr, there are
stupid people everywhere, not just the US, and you prove it. Only
someone REALLY stupid would argue that a woman can't change a
lightbulb. That was stupid and arrogant of you to say.
M on August 24, 2007 at 03:30
I heard this joke once before, but it was that the three of them were
riding in a car and crashed and only one of them survived and the
answer was the intelligent woman, but I'm sure the joke has been told
many different ways. I'm not sure why people get so offended about
jokes. Being both female and blonde, I hear a lot of really mean
jokes, but I don't cry about them, I laugh at them and remember that
these types of jokes are generally based in stereotypes. Stereotypes
have only a slight basis in the truth, but do not apply to the entire
group. I see nothing wrong with my laughing at a joke about women or
blondes, so why can't you guys enjoy this joke about men?
A Girl on November 25, 2007 at 09:49
I'm a guy and I think the joke is funny. sexist jokes are the best
since they live open ends to arguments, that's where you can show how
layed back you are. This joke was made to make you laugh, enjoy life.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Adan on November 25, 2007 at 07:33
To the dumb bitch who wrote this joke: I'm at least 10 times smarter
than you. First, I'm an Engineer. You're not. Second, I know that
you'll fall for any smooth talking scumbag, and can be just that if I
feel like it. Also, this joke makes no sense. One about men being
pigs or thinking about sex all the time wouldn't be half bad, but if
men were so damn stupid, how did they invent oh, 98% of the stuff we
have today, or oppress women for the last 5000 years for that matter?
The Last Man Standing on December 26, 2007 at 01:39
What Santa isn't real whatever. if he's not real then who gave me $500
huh huh huh.........wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michaela on March 14, 2008 at 09:18
What pisses me off is that when men are offensive to women it's
sexism but men are just supposed to take it when it's the other way
around. You can have your fucking equality when I can say 'women
can't drive' without fear of being killed in my sleep.
Anakha6 on April 16, 2008 at 10:56
This is truth look it up. There are no women with an IQ over 150
Jesus on April 18, 2008 at 04:10
I think its hilarious how everyone gets all worked up over a simple
joke. We all know there are smart me out there, and that gender has
nothing to do with the level of intelegence, so there's no sense in
fighting over it. (or over the internet, ever heard the joke about the
Special Olympics?)
MD on April 25, 2008 at 12:13
lmfao
in love on May 13, 2008 at 02:57

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