Imagine waking up on January 1, 2000, to find that not only does your
computer not work, but that your hairdo looks like something out of the
1900's. This could destroy your ability to work and cause serious personal
and financial upheaval. In order to avoid this potentially devastating
scenario, the Fetal Baboon company has developed a Y2K Hair Spray.
Andrei De'Ber, spokesman for Fetal Baboon, claims that their new Y2K Hair
Spray will "make sure that your hair is Y2K compliant." Said De'Ber, "Your
hair is incapable of telling what the date is. That is why there are still
some men and women who have outdated hairstyles from the late sixties and
early seventies. This has not been a problem because we are still in the
20th century. However, when we enter the 21st century men and women who have
non-Y2K compliant hairstyles could face serious troubles. If they don't do
something now then their lives could be like Armageddon."
Fetal Baboon's new Y2K Hair Spray will automatically 'download' a Y2K
compliant hair style by simply spraying the product on to your existing
hairdo. There is no mess and no worries. People who use this new Y2K Hair
Spray will have the ability to enter the millennium with confidence.
Y2K Hair Spray should be available in your local stores by mid-March.