The Positive Side to Y2K
January 1, 2000
Dear Valued Employee:
Re: Vacation Pay
Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time
over the past 100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees
are granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time
off. One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service.
Please either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office and your
next pay check will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22 which will
include all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months.
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