1. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.
2. It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.
3. In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's
car.
4. It's slogan is "Pentium: redefining mathematics".
5. The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.
6. Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start
howling.
7. The screen often displays the message, "Ain't it break time yet?"
8. The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!"
9. The only chip inside is a Dorito.
10. You've decided that your computer is an excellent addition to your
fabulous paperweight collection.
2. It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.
3. In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's
car.
4. It's slogan is "Pentium: redefining mathematics".
5. The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.
6. Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start
howling.
7. The screen often displays the message, "Ain't it break time yet?"
8. The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!"
9. The only chip inside is a Dorito.
10. You've decided that your computer is an excellent addition to your
fabulous paperweight collection.
jdog on May 23, 2007 at 05:21
it should say the make company is "panasorik" :P
Jude aka DayDreamer in west london YEH!! on May 30, 2007 at 08:13
if it`s black, chances are it sucks
the truth hurts on October 30, 2007 at 10:51
Computer can distract your focus on studies.. aNd i Love Computer
because i'm a MU boy...
because i'm a MU boy...
Raph Castaneda on February 13, 2008 at 05:23
i luv computers
abdullah on February 25, 2008 at 06:42
Wow, almost all of them appear to be stole from weird Al's "It's all
about the pentiums"
about the pentiums"
Scott on December 09, 2008 at 09:00
10.instead of a start button it has a crank
9.the manual is written
in Polish 8.when you turn it on your teeth tingle. 7.since you had
it your hair is falling out 6.when you press enter your TV change
channels 5.you got it with a box of corn flakes. 4. its impossible
to download porn 3.after 5 minutes you smell popcorn 2.your pet fish
cloned itself 1.if you put it outside it gets back into the house.
in Polish 8.when you turn it on your teeth tingle. 7.since you had
it your hair is falling out 6.when you press enter your TV change
channels 5.you got it with a box of corn flakes. 4. its impossible
to download porn 3.after 5 minutes you smell popcorn 2.your pet fish
cloned itself 1.if you put it outside it gets back into the house.
charles on July 22, 2009 at 11:18
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