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101 Things You Do Not Want Your System Administrator To Say

101 Things you do NOT want your System Administrator to say.

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Uh-oh.....
Shit!!
What the hell!?
Go get your backup tape. (You do have a backup tape?)
That's SOOOOO bizarre.
Wow!! Look at this.....
Hey!! The suns don't do this.
Terminated??!
What software license?
Well, it's doing something.....
Wow....that seemed fast.....
I got a better job at Lockheed...
Management says...
Sorry, the new equipment didn't get budgetted.
What do you mean that wasn't a copy?
It didn't do that a minute ago...
Where's the GUI on this thing?
Damn, and I just bought that pop...
Where's the DIR command?
The drive ate the tape but that's OK, I brought my screwdriver.
I cleaned up the root partition and now there's lots of free space.
What's this "any" key I'm supposed to press?
Do you smell something?
What's that grinding sound?
I have never seen it do *that* before...
I think it should not be doing that...
I remember the last time I saw it do that...
You might as well all go home early today ...
My leave starts tomorrow.
Ooops.
Hmm, maybe if I do this...
"Why is my "rm *.o" taking so long?"
Hmmm, curious...
Well, my files were backed up.
What do you mean you needed that directory?
What do you mean /home was on that disk? I umounted it!
Do you really need your home directory to do any work?
Oracle will be down until 8pm, but you can come back in and finish your work when it comes up tonight.
I didn't think anybody would be doing any work at 2am, so I killed your job.
Yes, I chowned all the files to belong to pvcs. Is that a problem to you?
We're standardizing on AIX.
Wonder what this command does?
What did you say your (l)user name was...? ;-)
You did what to the floppy???
Sorry, we deleted that package last week...
NO! Not that button!
Uh huh......"nu -k $USER".. no problem....sure thing...
Sorry, we deleted that package last week...
[looks at workstation] "Say, what version of DOS is this running?"
Oops! (said in a quiet, almost surprised voice)
YEEEHA!!! What a CRASH!!!
What do you mean that could take down the whole network?
What's this switch for anyways...?
Tell me again what that '-r' option to rm does
Say, What does "Superblock Error" mean, anyhow?
If I knew it wasn't going to work, I would have tested it sooner.
Was that your directory?
System coming down in 0 min....
The backup procedure works fine, but the restore is tricky!
Hey Fred, did you save that posting about restoring filesystems with vi and a toothpick? More importantly, did you print it out?
OH, SH*T! (as they scrabble at the keyboard for ^c).
The sprinkler system isn't supposed to leak is it?
It is only a minor upgrade, the system should be back up in a few hours. (This is said on a monday afternoon.)
I think we can plug just one more thing in to this outlet strip with out triping the breaker.
What is all this I here about static charges destroying computers?
I found this rabbit program that is supposed to test system performance and I have it running now.
Ummm... Didn't you say you turned it off?
The network's down, but we're working on it. Come back after diner. (Usually said at 2200 the night before thesis deadline...)
Ooops. Save your work, everyone. FAST!
Boy, it's a lot easier when you know what you're doing.
I hate it when that happens.
And what does it mean 'rm: .o: No such file or directory'?
Why did it say '/bin/rm: not found'?
Nobody was using that file /vmunix, were they?
You can do this patch with the system up...
What happens to a Hard Disk when you drop it?
The only copy of Norton Utilities was on THAT disk???
Well, I've got a backup, but the only copy of the restore program was on THAT disk....
What do mean by "fired"?
hey, what does mkfs do?
where did you say those backup tapes were kept?
...and if we just swap these two disc controllers like this...
don't do that, it'll crash the sys........ SHIT
what's this hash prompt on my terminal mean?
dd if=/dev/null of=/vmunix
find /usr2 -name nethack -exec rm -f {};
now it's funny you should ask that, because I don't know either
Any more trouble from you and your account gets moved to the 750
Ooohh, lovely, it runs SVR4
SMIT makes it all so much easier......
Can you get VMS for this Sparc thingy?
I don't care what he says, I'm not having it on my network
We don't support that. We won't support that.
...and after I patched the microcode...
You've got TECO. What more do you want?
We prefer not to change the root password, it's an nice easy one
Just add yourself to the password file and make a directory...
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  126. [picture] Linux Case
  127. [page] Linux Tech Call
  128. [page] Living In 2003
  129. [page] Lunch At HP
  130. [picture] MSN Messenger Smilies
  131. [picture] MS Word Clip
  132. [picture] MS Word Doggy
  133. [picture] MS Word Menu Tools
  134. [picture] Make A Web Site For Me For Free
  135. [page] Meanings Of Abbreviations
  136. [page] Men And Computers
  137. [page] Message From An ISP
  138. [page] Miceball
  139. [page] Microsoft Engineer
  140. [picture] Microsoft Hit Wizard
  141. [picture] Microsoft Tech Support Award Winner
  142. [page] Mike Tysons Computer
  143. [picture] Modern Life Work Home Play Sleep
  144. [picture] Mom Dad
  145. [page] Mom Understand Comp
  146. [page] Moron Computer Operator
  147. [page] Mr Or Mrs Computer
  148. [page] Ms Automobile Gm
  149. [page] Ms Mcdonalds
  150. [page] Ms Revenue Ads Error Messages
  151. [page] Ms Xmas
  152. [page] Murphys Law In Computers
  153. [picture] Nazis
  154. [page] Net Snoop
  155. [page] Never Marry A Software Engineer
  156. [picture] New Chinese MSN Messenger
  157. [picture] New Mouse For Men
  158. [page] New Ms Keyboard
  159. [picture] New Way To Print
  160. [page] Newsgroup Etiquette Emilypost
  161. [page] Nite B4 Y2k
  162. [picture] No Parking - Get Your Own Wireless Network
  163. [page] Nosmoke
  164. [picture] Office 1
  165. [picture] Office 2
  166. [picture] Office Assistant Suicide
  167. [picture] Office Suzie
  168. [page] Password
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  170. [picture] Perfume
  171. [picture] Picture Of Playstation Sold On Ebay
  172. [page] Programmers Of Chelm
  173. [page] Programming Languages Are Like Women
  174. [page] Recursive Acronym Or Self Referral Acronyms
  175. [page] Redneck Computer Lingo
  176. [page] Remember When
  177. [page] Restaurant Y2k
  178. [picture] Romeo Juliet
  179. [page] Sex Vs Computers
  180. [page] Signs Of Living In 2006
  181. [page] Smily
  182. [page] Soft Rev
  183. [page] Softrest
  184. [page] Software Engineering Glossary
  185. [page] Software Engineering Glossary From Marketing View
  186. [page] Star Trek N Computer Geeks
  187. [page] Sun Microsystems Sues Island Of Java
  188. [page] System Problem Report
  189. [page] Tech Support Butterdrive
  190. [page] Tech Support Calls
  191. [picture] Technology Age
  192. [picture] Technology For Country Folks
  193. [page] The Aircraft
  194. [page] The Amazing Health Computer
  195. [page] The Amphibious Princess
  196. [picture] The Best Anti Virus You May Ever Buy
  197. [page] The Hacker Test
  198. [page] The Internet Explained
  199. [page] The Life Of A Computer Analyst
  200. [page] The Seven Stages Of A Usenet Poster
  201. [page] The Top 25 Explanations By Programmers
  202. [page] Toaster Makers
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  204. [page] Top 10 Geek Quotes
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  206. [page] Top Ten Usenet Users
  207. [page] Turkish Computer Virus
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  210. [page] U Engineers
  211. [picture] Understanding Computer Technology
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  213. [picture] Useless Man
  214. [page] Usgov V Ms
  215. [page] Using Computers For A Gratuitous Screw Reference
  216. [page] Vacation Pay Y2k
  217. [page] Vanish VCR Tapes
  218. [page] Vision And Perseverance
  219. [page] WP Problems
  220. [page] Ways Things Would Be Different If Microsoft Was Headquartered In South Carolina
  221. [page] Web Drinking Game
  222. [picture] When Airplanes Run Microsoft Windows
  223. [page] Where Do The Deleted Characters Go
  224. [page] Which Type Of Woman Is Your Girlfriend
  225. [page] Why Windows 95 Is Called Windows 95
  226. [picture] WinXP
  227. [picture] Windaz 2000
  228. [page] Windows75
  229. [picture] Windows Copy
  230. [picture] Windows Crash
  231. [page] Woman Vs Computer Geek Joke
  232. [page] WordPerfect Helpline
  233. [page] Words From Techsupport
  234. [page] Y2K Mickey Mouse Song
  235. [page] Y2k Hairspray
  236. [page] Y To K Conversion
  237. [page] Y Zero K
  238. [page] Yk Atone Email
  239. [page] IPhone For Everyone
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