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10 Years Ago




10 years Ago...





An application was for employment












A program was a television show














Windows were something
you hated to clean,












A keyboard was a piano













A cursor used profanity












Memory was something you lost with age












A CD was a bank account















And if you had a 3 1/2 floppy
you hoped no one found out











Compress was something you did to garbage











If you unzipped in public you went to jail

















Log on was adding wood to a fire














A hard drive was a long trip on the road















A mouse pad was where a mouse lived















And a backup happened to your toilet














Cut you did with scissors













Paste you did with glue












A web was a spider's home













And a virus was the flu!!!






WOW HOW TIMES HAVE CHANGED!


User Comments
true and also funny! (Y)
sakina on November 22, 2005 at 09:43
A 3 and a 1/2 in floppy... Oh dude, that is hilarious....
Hebejebelus on June 24, 2007 at 05:18
3 1/2 Floppy! HAHAHA!
MaerKs on January 08, 2008 at 11:12
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good stuff.
fhiyxvnikjbn on March 30, 2008 at 11:52
what does 3 1/2 floppy mean?????
asdfg on February 03, 2009 at 09:20
Lmjao dat is funny donno y i didnt think of that earlier eish
Kwanda zondi on May 28, 2009 at 03:47
to asdfg, you sir are a fucking idiot, and if you really want to know;
either look up old computer tech or check your pants.
Tannim on October 22, 2009 at 06:55

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