Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
I nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
I you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You know how most packages say "Open here"? What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
Why is it when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why does monosyllabic have five syllables?
Seth Croston Barber <kn1ght@cyberis.net>
Last modified: Wed Oct 06 13:29:36 PDT 1999
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
I nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
I you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You know how most packages say "Open here"? What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
Why is it when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why does monosyllabic have five syllables?
Seth Croston Barber <kn1ght@cyberis.net>
Last modified: Wed Oct 06 13:29:36 PDT 1999
kildh on December 26, 2005 at 06:07
plane will be too heavy to fly if made from the black box material
superman on February 07, 2006 at 04:31
planes cant be made of black box material because black boxes arnt
just 1 layerd it is coverd in many layers and its florecent orange
not black
just 1 layerd it is coverd in many layers and its florecent orange
not black
smartypants on September 24, 2006 at 09:21
The reason you need a driver's license to buy Alcoholic drinks is
because they need to see if you are of the proper age to drink, the
reson there are flotation devices instead of parachutes under the
seats on airplanes is because if the plane makes a crash landing in
the ocean, everybody has someting to use to float on the water. You do
not need a silencer to shoot a mime, the reason is basically
self-explainatory ,but for some poeple, appartantly the people who
made the joke they are just regular people like everyone else, they
can be shot without a silencer. Also when ever will you see a package,
unless they are doing a joke to the deliverie, thet says "open
somewhere else" :) Even though you may be retards I still think this
site is the coolest :)
because they need to see if you are of the proper age to drink, the
reson there are flotation devices instead of parachutes under the
seats on airplanes is because if the plane makes a crash landing in
the ocean, everybody has someting to use to float on the water. You do
not need a silencer to shoot a mime, the reason is basically
self-explainatory ,but for some poeple, appartantly the people who
made the joke they are just regular people like everyone else, they
can be shot without a silencer. Also when ever will you see a package,
unless they are doing a joke to the deliverie, thet says "open
somewhere else" :) Even though you may be retards I still think this
site is the coolest :)
Anonymous on October 21, 2006 at 10:37
yes
bre on December 01, 2006 at 08:16
Hello, nice site look this:
Hillary on December 16, 2006 at 01:05
hey, i have a question!! why did someone make this stupid post?
sexxy blonndd on January 09, 2007 at 05:57
y do people say mean thing about the page? if you dont like it, dont
read it!
read it!
lauren says you suck on January 30, 2007 at 05:19
where do they come up with this shit
alpha on February 08, 2007 at 10:36
well everi 1 hehe im rachel so wdc???
rachie_xx_:) on June 22, 2007 at 01:32
bre, u suk
bre hater on October 20, 2007 at 06:19
ONLY you shall not take the name of the SON of -El, your
Kal-El, in
vain!! remove it!! We use Superman's name with love because it is
HOLY!! and ur not lovin it B!
vain!! remove it!! We use Superman's name with love because it is
HOLY!! and ur not lovin it B!
superman hater (on this website on February 07, 2008 at 03:08
i lyk this alot and i agree "if you dnt lyk it, dnt read it" stop makn
comments that waste ur time on something u dnt feel is
neccesary.....duh
comments that waste ur time on something u dnt feel is
neccesary.....duh
sponge of the bob on April 25, 2009 at 07:26
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on the doors? i have the answer because of bad storms duh!!!