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Barney Is Devil

Barney, the cute purple dinosaur, is Satan.

Proof:

Given: Barney is a cute purple dinosaur.

Extract the Roman numerals:
(and remember that the Romans had no letter 'U',
they used 'V' instead)

CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
CV V L DI V

Add them:
100 + 5 + 5 + 50 + 500 + 1 + 5 = 666


Q. E. D. We suspected it all along.
I knew It!
Kim on October 17, 2005 at 10:26
i do not understand.
jessica on October 17, 2005 at 03:13
how gay....
ashley on October 23, 2005 at 10:05
I thought kellie was the devil
Jono on November 01, 2005 at 08:35
to think i used to like the devil
callum on November 03, 2005 at 07:08
this is the funniest stuff i ever seen
halo12 on November 11, 2005 at 10:09
Omg i knew it! lol
NAOKO! on November 14, 2005 at 03:43
barenys the devil we all knew that but what about those little kids
who would sing along with him? would we call them spawns of satan?
kalena the great on November 19, 2005 at 08:02
I h8 Barney!! he scary and weird!!! Burn him!!! lol We have uncovered
your secret Barney!!!
KitCat on November 20, 2005 at 12:15
I knew all along he was up to no good! EVIL!
Fullmetal_Anime_Girl on November 23, 2005 at 08:13
but im the presidentay a cult! does this mean i should worship barney?
i think my fellow cultists liked it better when we worshipped pudding
. . . my vicey even made out with it.
leia on November 26, 2005 at 05:43
jessica...you dumb
huh? on November 26, 2005 at 09:41
I think he partnered up with Michael Jackson to molest children
john on December 02, 2005 at 10:58
uhms..i dont get it? im sorry, please explain.. Q. E. D.
maribelya on December 03, 2005 at 05:37
hahahahahaha what kill them all?
Cyber_ninja on December 07, 2005 at 11:38
YOUR WRONG!!! BECAUSE IN THE ROMAN NUMBER SYSTEM "T" IS A NUMBER IT IS
LIKE 1000 OR SOMETHING belive it bish!~!
John on December 12, 2005 at 11:50
i knew it to be true!
apolloshot on December 16, 2005 at 06:38
666 is the sign for the devil....Even if that is true, John, he still
is EVIL!
:-) on December 20, 2005 at 06:06
dat some straight shit
does it matter? on December 21, 2005 at 08:53
barney is retarded
buffyrocks on December 22, 2005 at 02:08
"t" is not a roman numeral. and by the way, "m" is 1000
no ur wrong on December 22, 2005 at 07:09
This sucks...
Demon_Fire on January 11, 2006 at 08:33
aint it the truth
wat up on January 11, 2006 at 09:51
you cant spell barney without EVIL!
meme on January 12, 2006 at 07:51
hu is sad enoth to work this out anuway
callum on January 20, 2006 at 06:11
It is too much of a stretch to replace "u" with "v". Also, the phrase
"Barney is a cute purple dinosaur" is too arbitrarily selected. The
phrase could just as well be "Barney is a dinosaur" or "Barney is
cute". Too many holes in this.
Unknown on January 26, 2006 at 01:46
huh i dnt get it? ok wat u lot ave sed i see dat it says sumin lyk
barney is evil but how? im abit of a twat but still! explain sum1?
xjadex on March 24, 2006 at 03:26
r dere wurds missin or is it in slang or sumin! or is it u lot dat r
just sdkkldjhdfjdsfjkjdflad
jade on March 24, 2006 at 03:27
just as i thought
Mr.Mister on September 23, 2006 at 06:06
I Think Barney Is Cute. IDK Y Ppl Like 2 Make Fun Of Him!!!! =(
Goddess Of Luv on September 25, 2006 at 05:07
GAYYYYYY...
DANGER HUGE PENIS on September 27, 2006 at 09:18
HUGE PENIS? just lookin at ur comment, i bet u use that dick of urs
for gay bashing
Wardogg_212 on October 06, 2006 at 02:08
The real reason that Barney isnt on national television anymore is
because the person in the suit is actually a Peedo who had been
arrested for 4 other serious cases.
Da Nigga on October 06, 2006 at 02:10
wow. this persn is totally paranoid!!!!
Bob on October 30, 2006 at 04:37
haha its really 665 i did the adding and there was no numeral 1
ANDREW CHRISTENSEN on November 10, 2006 at 07:53
duh. hes a pervert you all know. unless you've gotten raped =O
blagagag> on November 16, 2006 at 07:44
hwy do you have to make comments inviolving sexual things? Is so
perverted.
moo on November 24, 2006 at 04:40
Death to BARNEY!!!!
s on November 30, 2006 at 07:45
LOL.
barneyh8r on December 01, 2006 at 12:37
down with Barney!!!!!!!!!!!! crap brain demon
Penguin Luver on December 01, 2006 at 05:33
this is stupid &bobo. leave barney alone, mann.
ladyapplesz on December 01, 2006 at 09:37
LOLLLLLLL~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
Dot on December 04, 2006 at 07:42
You mother fuckin pussy lickers all you bitches can suck my fuckin
cock hoe bitch skank son of a retarded lesbian homo gay fag ugly bitch
skank fat cunt sucking bitch. Barney is my fucking husband and i want
you all who left a bad comment about barney to stfu and leave barney
the fuck alone becuz i love barney he gives me hott buttsecks and we
do it every night with dildos and exploding cunts! haha i'm the bitch
of supreme satanic power with barney fuck me sideways man meat mother
fucker.
Cunt_Sucker on December 08, 2006 at 09:44
ewwwwww....!!!!!!!!! thanx 4 sharing....
bre.. on December 11, 2006 at 04:56
Cunt_Sucker, u have been added to wardogg's retarded bitch list along
with jackenese and many others, stop postin shitty comments and get a
fukin life.
CN5087 on December 22, 2006 at 11:56
Romans used a U, M is 1000 not T. Even if Romans did not have a U,
which they did... but if they didnt, the phrase is gibberish if you
replace it with V.. You cant just switch languages on the constance of
spelling and expect shit to work out. You are a dumbass
Dan on December 22, 2006 at 08:20
dan your an idiot and a wierdo, this is a funny fact, dont go spoiling
the fun...dik
frogsylitious on December 23, 2006 at 04:17
that's weird.. why d0es onLy roman nuMeraLs?? or,it's just thaT,
he's a satan...
jae-ahn on December 30, 2006 at 06:12
i knew it! i hate barney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
get it right on January 11, 2007 at 01:37
barney is my best friend! lol
haha on January 11, 2007 at 10:37
no! barney is MY best friend. i never said you could have him. give
him back.
bloaty's on January 13, 2007 at 05:00
who would think to replace the u with a v then get the numbers and
shit? there trying to hard, lmao.
LAUREN on January 13, 2007 at 09:04
You listen here bloaty, barney is MY best friend, Give him back, or
else no cookies for you! Yes thats right, i said cookies! lol If
barney were here, he would sing the 'I Love You' Song! I love you
bloaty, you love me WE love you barney!!
hahaagain on January 15, 2007 at 11:43
Barney is gay,and I think his little followers should set him on fire
in the middle of the show. lol
sexey on January 18, 2007 at 12:41
I Have A Severe Mental Disorder Where I Love Purple And Must
Destroy/Kill/Maul ANYTHING That Defiles The Sacred Colour. Barney.
Prepare To Be Sent To Your Kingdom! (For All Stupid/Slow People, His
Kingdom Would Be Hell)
Lover-Of-Purple on January 18, 2007 at 04:40
purple sucks! YELLOW ROCKS! as proof: Barney is a devil. And spongebob
(the yellow sponge) is an angel.
lover-of-yellow on January 30, 2007 at 06:39
your math is wrong they have gone back and rechecked the traslation
and the number of the beast is actually 616! not 666 but whatever.
wrong-o on February 14, 2007 at 10:21
I hate Barney, Barney hates me, lets get together and kill Barney,
with a big big hug.......
hansels-lil-girl on February 23, 2007 at 10:45
You all are dum nuts.
Big Pimpin_10 on February 27, 2007 at 11:55
0 0 I knew it all along! o Scary... Gotta tell my sister about this
bfore it is too late!!!!!!
*BURP* on March 21, 2007 at 09:10
you bitches don't be messin wid BARNEY!!! >:( ... I'll put my clicka
on u foo!!!!
True Pimp!!!!!!! on March 22, 2007 at 10:00
Barney’s the devil and I am Caption Crunch
Petey on March 30, 2007 at 09:05
barnie burn in hell u motha f***in son of a t-rex
u suck on April 22, 2007 at 07:33
to think, when we were little, we all loved watching the devil
dinosaur, he hipnotized us with it all!!!! he should burn in his home,
HELL!!!
Skyler on May 10, 2007 at 09:01
that purple asshole
3alloush on May 22, 2007 at 06:22
barney is a perv he likes little chidren truly he is micheal jackson.
he is a child predator. he is a scary man stay away i tell u i lied my
name really is...........BARNEY!!!!!!!
emily on May 31, 2007 at 10:48
dude who would spend the time to create that just to say that barney
was satan?? he has no life.
wow on June 21, 2007 at 09:12
knew it all along..i also think,i also think barneys on something
juan pablo escobar on July 05, 2007 at 02:48
burn him! burn him! burn him in his backyard on his grill at
100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 degrees
celcius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! death to barney! death to barney! free
children from his satanistic, nazi-like rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
death to barney and all other creepy toddlers shows like it! on July 05, 2007 at 11:06
i love you. you love me. let's tie barney to a tree...
someone on July 24, 2007 at 05:28
not all dinasour kill people, some just want a hug. - Barney =)
mae on August 01, 2007 at 05:15
Checkout HP Barney Dinosaur Pasta Shapes. They include a pentagram,
aka Sigil of Baphomet. No kidding :D
Pete on August 18, 2007 at 01:25
Wasn't the guy who played "barney" an ex-pediophile?
whats wrong with you people? on September 05, 2007 at 09:48
ewwwww!!! are you serious!!! thats twisted shit right there!!!
bang bang baby on September 09, 2007 at 01:22
are you 4-realz? then what does that make baby bop?
Brenda on October 17, 2007 at 11:46
you are reading way too much into Barney... this is rediculous
Alicia on October 28, 2007 at 07:32
lol. funny. barney is dumb
Lyra on November 14, 2007 at 08:43
lol barneys disturbing...
O M G ! on December 29, 2007 at 09:23
i sooooooo dont get it ???????????????????
kelso g lol = ) on December 29, 2007 at 01:28
Barney died a long time ago kids
> on January 05, 2008 at 12:35
does this mean all those missing kids were kidnapped and eaten by him?
special ed on January 25, 2008 at 05:33
@ Cunt_Sucker POINTLESS RETARDED TROLL IS RETARDED AND POINTLESS
That Crazy Bastard Wants to Hit Me on March 07, 2008 at 02:33
ha ha
2chriz21234 on March 13, 2008 at 11:27
Barney is my homey.
metallica on March 13, 2008 at 10:18
I knew that barney was up2 something and now the truth has finally
been revealed and i've always hated barney and now i kno about the
barney conspiresy and i'll pass the message on even if it'f gay. I
think barney is gay, hav u seen da way he holds those kids.
frank200 on April 16, 2008 at 11:09
I Don't ReallY Get This. But It's Gay. Hahaha...That Was
Funny...[[LMA0]]...L0LZ...=]
Roxana on June 25, 2008 at 01:39
I knew it even more! The children singing with him are siblings of the
children of the cornfield and the OMEN! jusme!
gigie on August 30, 2011 at 10:28
kick both you and barney in the groin!!!
josh on December 03, 2011 at 05:25
i suspected it all along
purple hero on April 07, 2012 at 08:46
How can that be, my daughter falls asleep with barney besides i don't
get your deductions
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JENNIFER on January 10, 2013 at 04:35
I know this is shit, but just accept the funny truth! Stop shitting
over it! I'm Karl Marx's descendant.
Karl Marx on January 13, 2013 at 03:17

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