If you try to fail and succeed, what have
How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire?
Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
What's the speed of dark?
If physics can predict lottery numbers,
why are they still working?
If you run backwards will you gain weight?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?
What happens when you get scared
Can a blind person feel blue?
How can a house burn up when it burns
Are you telling the truth when you lie in
If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a
How do you know when a Smurf
Despite the cost of living, why does it
remain so popular?
If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
would you know?
In Chinese why are the words for crisis
and opportunity the same?
Why does X stand for a kiss?
Why does O stand for a hug?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
How does skating on thin ice get you into
Why are they called stands when there
made for sitting?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected?
When cheese gets its picture taken what
does it say?
Why are they called non-stick pans? Is
there a law saying your not allowed to put
sticks in them?
Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
If work is so terrific how come they have
to pay you to do it?
Should crematoriums give discounts for
those who died in fires?
Is it possible to have a civil-war?
If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
Do tea makers have coffee breaks?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why do they announce power shortages
Do you need a silencer when you shoot a
Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead?
How can batteries die?
If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be?
Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn't they be called
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has
to touch it?
Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?
Do you find it unnerving that what doctors
do is called 'practice'?
Would a fly without wings be called a
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal