Weird Questions

If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done?

How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire?

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour?

What's the speed of dark?

If physics can predict lottery numbers,
why are they still working?

If you run backwards will you gain weight?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?

What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice?

Can a blind person feel blue?

How can a house burn up when it burns
down?

Are you telling the truth when you lie in
bed?

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a
bad thing?

How do you know when a Smurf
suffocates?

Despite the cost of living, why does it
remain so popular?

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
would you know?

In Chinese why are the words for crisis
and opportunity the same?

Why does X stand for a kiss?

Why does O stand for a hug?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

How does skating on thin ice get you into
hot water?

Why are they called stands when there
made for sitting?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected?

When cheese gets its picture taken what
does it say?

Why are they called non-stick pans? Is
there a law saying your not allowed to put
sticks in them?

Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites?

If work is so terrific how come they have
to pay you to do it?

Should crematoriums give discounts for
those who died in fires?

Is it possible to have a civil-war?

If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
still #2?

Do tea makers have coffee breaks?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Why do they announce power shortages
on TV?

Do you need a silencer when you shoot a
mime?

Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead?

How can batteries die?

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be?

Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn't they be called
builts?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has
to touch it?

Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?

Do you find it unnerving that what doctors
do is called 'practice'?

Would a fly without wings be called a
walk?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?

User Comments

this page roks i dont see how yall make thees up

SOS on October 25, 2005 at 07:36

This is hillarios ! Love it !

Love This! on November 01, 2005 at 03:44

lmaooooo soo funny!!

z5 on November 01, 2005 at 04:28

Why do some people enter in there names as sware words and yet they
hate being called them?

Howdie on November 07, 2005 at 04:27

The slimy coating on a fish is actually mucus.

UtahGirl on November 07, 2005 at 04:29

IF MUCH AND MUCH AND HALF AS MUCH IS 100 HOW MUCH IS MUCH? And how
long would it take you to figure it out if someone told you instead of
you reading it?

UtahGirl on November 07, 2005 at 04:32

the answer to all these questions is .... to make u ask questions

jay on November 12, 2005 at 06:07

So what r the answers? WHY DO YOU MOCK ME?

Blackrose on November 30, 2005 at 08:03

THESE QUETIONS R KOOL

JIMMY on December 03, 2005 at 06:49

what makes u think of these??? I LOVE THE BAND QUEEN!!!!!!!!! ive got
a question too, if rubber insulated and doesnt coduct electricity, why
do people get killed by lightning in rubber soled shoes???? (C)
Rosemary

Rosemary on December 08, 2005 at 09:38

Why do they call things you send by ship "cargo" and things you send
by cars "shipments"?

Lindsay on December 09, 2005 at 09:17

These are SO cool! can I put it in my website? PLEASE!

R2 on December 19, 2005 at 12:53

Ha Ha! Thoughs are so funny!

Demon_Fire on December 21, 2005 at 07:31

these ? are only to make you think

wagia on December 26, 2005 at 06:04

i got a question rb or 59

hobo on January 04, 2006 at 02:21

How does the bus driver get out of a bus cause they have to push the
lever to get it open

Hope on January 09, 2006 at 03:12

All of these questions are all to long... I never finished!

Demon_Fire on January 11, 2006 at 08:30

haha these questions are funny. i wonder who comes up with these....is
that even a office worthy job????, mel

Melygurl4ever on January 13, 2006 at 09:15

This is so funny :) I love the turtle & animal crackers one =]

BEBE on January 22, 2006 at 01:12

how does the snow plough driver get to work?

what the? on January 31, 2006 at 06:41

If nothign sticks to Teflon, ( the stuff thats on non- stick pans)
then how do they get the Teflon to stick to the pan

Anonomyous on February 04, 2006 at 08:57

If a tree falls in a forest and no-ones around to ehear it what sound
does it make?

Anonomyous on February 04, 2006 at 09:00

y do they call life savers life savers if they can cause diebetes
o.O

bolo001 on February 06, 2006 at 07:58

">> SOS: this page roks i dont see how yall make thees up" its easy
they didnt most are made by Jack Handy and some are by Galager. Both
great comedians.

K Blank on February 13, 2006 at 05:47

noww.. i have another question.. how does the bus drive close the
bus door when he/she exits the bus... how do they do it?!

Kelly on April 03, 2006 at 07:35

Good Questions Good Questions LOL

Turbo_Oreo on September 23, 2006 at 10:25

the speed of DARK is -300 000 KMS PER SECOND

DEVO on September 26, 2006 at 09:40

What da Hell????

Wardogg on October 06, 2006 at 12:17

If all cars faced east, and all stepped on the gas pedal at the same
time, could you affect the rotation of the earth?

Dwayne on October 08, 2006 at 12:11

alright i got a ? When can bread officaily be called toast?

colby on October 11, 2006 at 03:19

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asho... on November 07, 2006 at 08:44

I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS SO COOL. HERE IS ONE OF MY OWN
QUESTION: wHY IS IT WHENE YOUR AT THE SUPERMARKET AND SOMEONE RAMS A
CART IN YOUR FOOT AND WE SAY ITS OK. ITS NOT OK WHY DONT WE JUST SAY
THAT HERT YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!!!!!!!

IMOMOG on November 19, 2006 at 02:43

this is the shizzle

Dr.Jue on November 24, 2006 at 02:09

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KAOS OWNZ on November 27, 2006 at 09:26

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:^) =) >:( on November 27, 2006 at 12:56

Do Trianguar Sandwhiches taste better than square ones? :S

Disco Dave on November 28, 2006 at 10:39

way too funny

bre on November 30, 2006 at 03:45

it was ok kind boring =l

yo on December 01, 2006 at 08:18

hugs are x's kisses are o's

jkfsdl on December 04, 2006 at 12:15

Why is toilet paper perforated the way it is? Does anyone ever use
just one sheet?

voodoo on December 04, 2006 at 06:20

cool site

eric on December 08, 2006 at 07:06

Much = 40. [Utah Girl: 5th comment.]

translucent on December 08, 2006 at 07:38

eh???

bre. on December 11, 2006 at 04:42

this rocks

booboo on December 12, 2006 at 07:57

'ere is a new fact. the santa shoots lasers from his eyes.

lasers on December 15, 2006 at 06:08

how do you prove science? and how do you prove god? why do people who
talk to god are considered normal, but people who talk to their dead
family memmbers are crazy? isn't the meaning of life, life itself?
Love these questions, u all ROCK!

bkg on December 16, 2006 at 12:26

OMG... these are so funny... they really do kinda make you think...
good job...

JC on December 18, 2006 at 06:31

these questions are soo kwl and well funni

hi everyone on January 02, 2007 at 08:09

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SpackJarrow on January 05, 2007 at 06:19

these are great. I want to know some of these answers. plus, how do we
know the speed of like, if you can't touch it? idk, i guess its stupid
but i still wonder..also how do we know thunder is really something
else, and not the delayed sound of lightning. We can't see it, only
hear it.

Saraha on January 05, 2007 at 01:17

If 7-11 is open 24 Hrs a day, 7 days a week and 365 days a year, why
do they have locks on the door?

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whats up on January 21, 2007 at 08:32

a book can be a hat, but can a hat be a book?

crotch fessent on January 27, 2007 at 07:52

well i dont have a thing but i have a rime happy clappy

super cool guy with a super cool hair cut on January 30, 2007 at 10:29

wow i got 1.. y does everyone insist in writing a weird question in a
comment geese..

ben on February 02, 2007 at 10:00

These questions are perfect for when msn conversations get boringg!!!

kate..x on February 16, 2007 at 02:19

cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in
a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat
ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you
can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid
deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh?

Bozo on February 20, 2007 at 12:02

Epiphany you suck. people know that these questions are just for fun.
why do u have to spoil it! nobody asked YOU to answer them. everybody
already knew everything you wrote was true. they didn't need anyone to
actually tell them. you answer those questions just proves that you
are a jerk who thinks you are better that everyone. if you think the
questions are stupid then close down the webpage! don't insult the
people who posted them.

cookie on February 23, 2007 at 09:25

love em. but epiphany you need to shut up. please and thankyou

Me. on February 24, 2007 at 09:57

if you notice this notice,you will find it is noy worth noticin!! ha

baybeee!! on March 09, 2007 at 07:28

epiphany,you are a total fukin biiiiicth. Why the fuck did you have to
ruin it for everyone?

hottie on March 30, 2007 at 09:47

wow this is So0o0o cool.. i don't know who comes up woth all the free
time to make a website of like hundreds of weird questions, facts,
etc. its such a waste of time but its amazing just to read some of
them. These people just have way to0o0o much time on there hands yet
so do the people reading them so never mind. haha. but still.. its
awesome. lol and epiphany you just like ruined it for every one
retard.. and you cant even answer most of the questions corectly..
Gosh.. some people are so immature. but yeah this is a really awesome
site and has really random but awesome facts!!! well gtg. AwEsOmE
sItE!!!!! [♥] Kelli [♥]

0xKELLIx0 on April 03, 2007 at 06:06

q:what is the meaning of life?... a:42!

matty! on April 12, 2007 at 04:59

these are really good write sum more up

hana on April 26, 2007 at 02:54

Man if you are going to beak like that at least dont be an idiot.
What will be the temperature if its 0 degrees tonight and it suppose
to be twice as cold tomorrow what will the temperature be? You be the
judge. What kind of fucking answer is that. If you are gonna be
mister right answer make sure you know what your talking about. 0
degrees celsius doubled is 273.15 degrees. 0 degrees fahrenheit
doubled is 255.37 degrees. Now dont be a fuck face epiphany. Most of
your answers were fucking brutal anyways

Epiphany is a fucking retard on April 27, 2007 at 08:35

LMAO i couldn't stop laughing

yilujayss on May 06, 2007 at 11:07

EPIPHANY YOUR A PHANNY GIT IT RIGHT UP YE YA FUCKIN COCK AWRITE

EPIPHANY IS A PHANNY HAHAHAHAHA on May 10, 2007 at 03:51

whats the meaning of life

God on May 14, 2007 at 04:20

sammy is a ginger

George on May 14, 2007 at 04:21

jesus is pimpin!

the but fucking moron on May 14, 2007 at 04:21

i suck georges cock

james tepper on May 14, 2007 at 04:21

hthtfhft

trh on May 14, 2007 at 04:23

i suck george off

ed wickens on May 14, 2007 at 04:23

"How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?" this one is for the laughs!
haha

joan624 on May 19, 2007 at 01:21

IM SUPERMAN!!!! ZOOOOOM!!!! WOOSH!!!

SUPERMAN! on May 23, 2007 at 08:34

I find it humourous how immature some people can be.

Bobo on May 27, 2007 at 11:37

UR site rox!! u've helped me a billion, in a reason u wont understand.
thanx many, cuz i actually got a site that can help me, & not be still
looking!!

a someone on June 02, 2007 at 07:13

haha

owned on June 07, 2007 at 01:18

I'm not being funny, but these are awful questions. They're not
even witty - They're pathetic attempts to make clever plays on
words. And besides, I've heard them all before. There is an
answer to all of these too. YOu all just don't see it. You should
get some REAL 'Weird Questions'

Jade on June 19, 2007 at 04:55

why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle???

aubrey_kinzzz on June 23, 2007 at 07:41

We loved it. YOu should come up with some more!

belly on June 29, 2007 at 05:26

If a tea worker has a tea break is he realy having a break ?

Sean Hopkins on July 24, 2007 at 06:22

Do you agree with this sentence?

koochey on August 01, 2007 at 11:36

how muhc wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood shuck could chuck
wood? 7 because cows dont like ice cream

ibangedurmomlastnightyoustupidhore on September 06, 2007 at 08:46

Why is there only one monopoly council???

charlotte on September 09, 2007 at 07:36

sticks n stones may breack ur bones but whips and chains excite me!

Wolly on September 21, 2007 at 02:07

If y@ll ppLz noTice This NotIce U wIll NotIce DaT dIs nOtiCe is Not
wOrth nOtiCing!!!!!!!! p.s i play RuNesc@pe aDd "kasey luv
u" p.p.s WoLLy iS mAh sIstA sHe iS a LosEr hEy!?

froggart! on September 22, 2007 at 11:59

I,ve got 1 for you. If someone told you that he/she is a compulsive
liar, would you believe him/her?

Icepick on October 03, 2007 at 01:30

Is the "Hoky Poky" really what its all about?

Bianca Lombardo on October 27, 2007 at 01:22

How do they get deer to cross at the yellow sign? Why does
unscented hairspray smell? Why is it that when you are driving and
looking for an address you turn the radio down? If a mute swears
does his mother wash his hands with soap?

SteveM on November 04, 2007 at 06:31

that is crazy

connie on November 06, 2007 at 02:36

Luv these things they so weird! But whenever i try make up some they
neva work out!

Krazy_Gurl on November 12, 2007 at 06:34

they are so cool

emma babee on November 30, 2007 at 10:49

why is it asteroid is in the hemisphere and a hemmroid is in your ass?

w00tag3 on December 25, 2007 at 07:06

these are weird. hmmmmmm........i dnt realy get sme of these but thyre
knda funny neway.lol y do pple hve to put in bad comments?i got a
stupid question of my own y do pple wrte bad cmmnts when they no
theyll gt bd cmmnts back? is it to annoy other pple or to annoy
thmselves when pple tell thm theyre losers? i dnt no if tht mks
sense really but o well. have a good day or night lol! tht wasnt evn
funny = )

kelso g lol = ) on December 28, 2007 at 11:57

LOL that is awesome good job!

Vic on December 29, 2007 at 03:57

this is sooooooooooooofunny I LOOOOOVE THIS PAGE!!!!!!!!

chucky (o_O) on January 17, 2008 at 05:12

Is infinity ODD or EVEN ?

Dani on March 01, 2008 at 04:35

O SHIZZLE GIZZLE GUARD...... This is pretty F¨ç˚ing funny reading
every ones comments...LOL

Jesse Hammond on March 04, 2008 at 07:26

Who has the time 2 mke these things up i have 1 tho if mony doesnt
grow on trees y do banks have branches

matthew myjetski on March 05, 2008 at 10:38

the X and O thing is messed up... X stands for HUG.....because it's
like arms crossed O stands for KISS because it's like your lips in
a circle

Danielle on March 07, 2008 at 04:08

I gotta question! if its tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Sammy on March 07, 2008 at 05:36

hahahahahaha...... this is soooo dumb!!!!!! lol jk.....

*kArLi & sArA* on March 20, 2008 at 12:43

Very interesting questions. I have one: Why did Sally sell seashells
on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? If someone owns
a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the
earth? If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket? If humans
evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here? Why doesn't glue
stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is the show called unsolved
mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries. Do
penguins have knees?

JohnSmith on March 23, 2008 at 12:46

how do the dead flys get into those consealed light containers.....

....... on March 28, 2008 at 06:37

hey g'day :) i got a question why are a pair of pants called a pair
of pants, usually when somethings a pair theres 2 like a pair of
shirts? or a pair of socks, or pair of gloves, why are pants so
special??????????

megan on April 03, 2008 at 06:24

why do they put holes in crackers? can a teacher give a homeless child
homework? If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or
down? Why do banks leave the doors wife open but chain the pens to the
counter? If you had x-ray vision and you closed your eyes could you
still see? Have you ever noticed the word therapist is the same as the
words the and rapist put together?

Your Mom :] on April 11, 2008 at 04:38

this is the worst thing i have ever wasted my time reading and you
should probably end your life ASAP. thanks for killing me inside.

lafonda on April 29, 2008 at 10:39

Answer for the degree question: You could say that 0 degrees equals 32
fahrenheit. twice as cold would be 16 fahrenheit, which is
-8.88888888888889 degrees

Baodos on May 13, 2008 at 04:22

yes, expecting the unexpected makes the unexpected expected. and if a
chicken had lips, could it whistle?

wasssssp! on May 18, 2008 at 05:48

y dont glue stick on the inside of a glue stic

queezy on May 26, 2008 at 03:03

What does it sound like when a doves cry? Do penguins have
knees? Why are alligators so mad? Why do pigeons bob thier heads
when they walk? Who is Mike Jones? Why is a bra singular and
panties plural?

B! on May 28, 2008 at 08:03

kaoz,i also play runescape plz reply my addie is cute babe967

stacey on May 30, 2008 at 01:55

Ha.. These are AWESOME questions and made for some Great
conversations! lol

Chabbyra on May 30, 2008 at 10:44

To Saraha, You don't need to touch light to calculate its speed.
You can't touch protons, neutrons and any kind of matter on an atomic
level, but it still has a speed at which it travels. Get a torch, open
it infront of a wall, and see how long it takes for the light to reach
the wall. See how fast light is? It also takes about 12 seconds for
light to reach us from the Sun. Interesting right? Oh, and thunder IS
the delayed sound of lightning, not anything else. Know why?

idlemickey on June 04, 2008 at 07:11

yer bout the hugs nd kisses thing....ur all sayin that O stands 4
kisses nd X stands 4 hugs but then y does every1 put X's at the end of
cards meanin it 2 stand 4 kisses...thats proper confusin!!!!

telle on June 05, 2008 at 08:45

wow this is the coolest thing eva wwwwoooooowwwwweee LOVE IT hugz
N Kizzez

kania on June 05, 2008 at 07:27

So. . .why can't people use proper english? And what's up with leaving
out certain vowels? Does that make you cool or popular or less of a
nerd? And what's with people complaining about something like these
questions? They're just upset cause they're stupid and stuck up and
think they're better than everyone else. Why give them the
satisfaction by bitching about them? Let them think nothing they do
has an effect on you. Good questions though :)

nosfanatic on June 18, 2008 at 05:47

hehehe thiis is cOol shiit :D hOw coOl are these ppl whO made up thOse
questiOns.. lol :) ♥lovinkk mahh spUnkyy bumm jess♥ btw um..i've
alwayz wOndered why x stands 4 kiss and O for hug anyone know? if u
could email me or sOmefiin that's be gr8 fanx
:) mszz_ad0rabLe@hotmail.com thankss xxx

[♥]i'm[♥]stUpid[♥]4[♥]real[♥] on June 22, 2008 at 04:06

I havn't posted a comment yet, but quick! some one call me a loozer!
i'm feelin left out =p

that one idiot on June 28, 2008 at 03:45

So... Yeah... That pretty much sums it all.

♣♣♣♣♣♣♣ on June 29, 2008 at 03:58

about the hugs and kisses thing-- kisses IS X because when a woman got
married in the olden days and signed the contract binding her in
marriage, she'd sign her name after an X and kiss her name after she
signed. now, enough with the arguing about it!

cute on June 30, 2008 at 10:08

i luv this page my friends cant belive these questions!! haha♥3♥

Alyssa on June 30, 2008 at 04:05

damn you ppl should have some porn q's on here. bcuz i like porn porn
makes me happy i have the biggest boner everytime i watch them. i wish
i could get a chick like one of those porno bitches. ladies im single
so if you wanna help me with my no sex problem im here

vinny on June 30, 2008 at 09:47

I've got the answer the the one about the fat people going skinny
dipping. no. they can't. instead of going skinny dipping they go
chunky dunking.

anon... on July 06, 2008 at 07:29

UUUMMMMMM SOME OF THEESE R RETARDED BUT DA REST R KOOL AN FUNNY!!!!

♥!!CRAZYYYY 4 LIFE!!♥ on July 09, 2008 at 02:54

If Milli Vanilli falls in a forest, and no one's there to hear it,
does someone else make a sound?

Lazurline on July 10, 2008 at 02:32

I love these.....they are gr8 man

sheela on July 14, 2008 at 03:28

jack finks dis is so funny mon he especially likes the building one ha
ha lol

jack's friend on July 22, 2008 at 06:00

tese jokes are funny

lynda on July 30, 2008 at 11:58

If vegtible oil is made from vegtebles, and corn oil is made from
corn, what is baby oil made from? ha ha lol i lov this page.

hal on August 08, 2008 at 06:28

these q's are so mind-buggling. my officemates loved them!

hayleysilentlyscreams on August 14, 2008 at 01:02

why do painters wear white?

Mindy Maine on August 20, 2008 at 12:09

if a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?

zakk on December 11, 2008 at 07:24

if no one cared that jimmy cracked corn then why did someone write a
song about him

david on December 12, 2008 at 11:00

Oh shizznix dis is shit is freakin dope ahah lmao duude!

He!3n on December 18, 2008 at 05:25

y is dat BE has another letter when it could jus be "B" but A doesn't?

sup on December 31, 2008 at 10:05

hihi ho ho hahaha. yeah, this are nice, bye

cuchi puchi kukukuchi on January 04, 2009 at 12:36

this site rocks.

bs on January 06, 2009 at 06:13

does a rocking horse av a wooden dick??? ive always wonderd lol

ankay on January 13, 2009 at 09:28

Q: WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRE DATE ON SOUR CREAM???

DyLaN... o.O on January 15, 2009 at 07:41

I have a good one... Do chickens laugh at rubber humans??

Lyndon Pelka on January 15, 2009 at 10:12

Where's epiphany's comment? I want to laugh at what a dick they are
ahaha

jokes on January 20, 2009 at 05:48

Epiphany should really just go home, what a twat

mad on January 20, 2009 at 05:50

This is the best page ever with cool questions

Mama on January 27, 2009 at 06:59

not to be a spoil sport or a nerd but if i didnt type this it would
annoy me for ages. the speed of dark is 0, dark doesnt move but light
does, thats why light has a speed and dark doesnt.

Jenny on February 13, 2009 at 02:35

wll, frst offf, yisal cant spll rite, yall neyud to get off da
compooter and get a lyfe.

Ted on February 15, 2009 at 11:59

For the question "Can Fat People Skinny Dip?" The answer is NO! Fat
people don't skinny dip, they chunky dunk. xD

ur mom !!!! on February 24, 2009 at 06:41

Do peguins have knees? Can you cry underwater? Haha luv deez
thangs

☺Ur Grandma☺ on February 27, 2009 at 06:58

wow LOLz u ppl are funny!!! this was postd like in 2005!!!!!!!!!!! omg
woah!!! anywayz... wat makes the ocean blue????? someone answer
this random q since... yeah..

guess who =] on March 05, 2009 at 03:24

dudes this is such a bestly web site come here every day!!!

lulu on March 05, 2009 at 04:44

dont give this guy too much credit he/she didnt make these, i've seen
all of these in at least one other place NOT on the internet

themaster on March 18, 2009 at 10:12

heres a good question no1 can answer loool Why is the letter y y?

DS on April 05, 2009 at 10:56

isn't "why" the biggest question there is?

afrorobot4 on April 05, 2009 at 05:42

lol. this is soooo funny!!!!! who made all these up? gosh!!!

Rachel on April 08, 2009 at 04:54

those r real thinkers. but, what is a woopy stick if fish live in
sugar and its raining ice cream? and if ur driving down the road and
the wheels fall of your car, how many pancakes does it take to get to
the moon if jello has ne beans

videogamemaster on April 10, 2009 at 08:04

what kind of questions r this the people who worte are idiots

some one on April 15, 2009 at 06:10

fuck fuck fuck a duck screw a kangaroo finger bang orangitang u can do
it too

im ur mom hoe on April 16, 2009 at 10:12

wait who is Epiphany cuz every1 seems 2 hate him

srrh on April 23, 2009 at 05:48

I have one! Why are there locks on stores that are open 24/7? And when
a door is open, it is called ajar, but when a jar is open, why is it
not called adoor?

Bleeding rose on May 02, 2009 at 09:34

Very cool Q'S... i got one: If Eve is said to be Adams rib or
whatever, if Adam has sex with Eve, would it be considered
masturbation?

Rawrness on May 03, 2009 at 08:50

if practice makes perfect, and there isn't such thing as perfect..then
why practice?

stacie on May 24, 2009 at 01:25

The more we study the more we know, the more we know the more we
forget, the more we forget the less we know so why study?

SAM on May 28, 2009 at 11:40

I want to know why niggers have big dicks

Spencer on June 03, 2009 at 01:34

you no how they say u take the last of something u clean it up....okay
if i ate the 3rd to last chip you ate the second to last chip and
there was one left who cleans it up...

a dumb boy on June 07, 2009 at 06:45

Why are Fat Chance and Slim Chance the same thing?

Terry Wrist on June 16, 2009 at 03:34

yeah, those Q's were pretty cool. woulda been cooler.

CutWristsXD on June 18, 2009 at 01:42

why do unscented products always have a scent???

junibear on June 22, 2009 at 10:53

"whats the speed of dark?" dark has no speed dark is only there when
the light isnt dark only follows light but if it had a speed it would
be the same as the speed of light.

Vex on July 04, 2009 at 03:59

How can a Dr.Pepper be 37 different flavors if there's less then 37
different ingredients?

Kazi on July 06, 2009 at 06:31

i luv u jesus.. u re my god!!AMEN

mansi on July 19, 2009 at 05:28

Random Questions are fun! If you're rowing upstream in a canoe and a
wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a dog house? None! Icecream
doesn't have bones!

Ashara on July 23, 2009 at 12:41

these are awesome. & quite interesting. i wonder wut the answers are.
i love this page!

Paris on July 24, 2009 at 09:46

i hate people. and life. haha.

lauren on July 24, 2009 at 09:47

why do people say hugs & kisses if they put xoxo. shouldn't they say
kisses & hugs?

marissa on July 26, 2009 at 02:12

These questions are all cool and funny...Here one of my own! Is there
something like 3% milk?

Yotsheep on August 03, 2009 at 04:28

I love this site! here is a question: if you are in a wheel chair, how
do you stop rolling down a hill? because if you put the brakes on, you
will fall out of it and just continue to roll down!! how would you
stop??!

Sparrow on August 16, 2009 at 02:56

who was the dumb ass that looked at a cows utter and said " i am going
to squeeze it and drink what ever comes out

DBWADE on August 19, 2009 at 07:09

lol this is sooooooo good website i love it!i got a few ? 1. why do we
say "oh MY god" when no1 owns him? 2. does god(if real)have
parents?3.why are people who think it is wrong to eat meat called
vegertarians, but people who dont are not called meatatarians?

23oscy23 on September 02, 2009 at 02:15

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?

Shivam on September 06, 2009 at 08:06

DUCT TAPE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DUCT TAPE MANN on September 12, 2009 at 05:16

This is awesome i wanna get some to tell my friend

Matthew S. on September 21, 2009 at 03:31

jay on November 12, 2005 at 06:07 So what r the answers? WHY DO YOU
MOCK
ME? _______________________________________________ LMFAO!!!!!!1

LOL THIS KID MADE ME ROFL. on September 21, 2009 at 06:24

if plasters are coloured to look the same tone as your skin where do
black people get there plasters?

paddy s on September 27, 2009 at 08:27

wat do they do with the dough they take out to make a bagel??? can a
lobster play piano?

papa granny smurf on September 27, 2009 at 08:35

If u shit on a shit what happens?

Paddamundo on September 27, 2009 at 08:43

is it ever alright to say powned at a funeral?

gary the giraffe on September 27, 2009 at 08:43

can a carrot ever feel blue?

lobster fun on September 27, 2009 at 08:53

can an inborn blind person dream? do they see something ing their
dreams? gays don't give birth why do they continue to multiply?

hiromi on October 06, 2009 at 04:28

if 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean the fifth
person enjoys it??

that guy on October 07, 2009 at 11:15

Epiphany .......................ur a fucking faggot

ur mama on October 08, 2009 at 11:43

I luv this website...I got one of my own..Q: What happens when you get
scared half-to-death twice???lol

Amp!!!! on October 21, 2009 at 08:20

HERES ONE " CAN VEGITARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS? " LOL

logan on October 26, 2009 at 07:16

haha i loved all of the ?s. ad for logan, yes, vegitarians can eat
animal crackers. haha

Rachel :) on November 02, 2009 at 07:06

would a piano be camouflaged in herd of zebras.... or would a zebra
be camouflaged in a riot of pianos?

mohammed the prophet on November 11, 2009 at 12:14

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