Did You Know...
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(think I know someone who could make TWO bombs!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to
the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of the ocean?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life, or maybe a piglion)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........in a woman maybe, can;t stop talking they can't, I know what my strongest muscle is)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing, but why would they want to anyway?)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
...........and I STILL cannot forget about that PIG !!
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(think I know someone who could make TWO bombs!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to
the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of the ocean?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life, or maybe a piglion)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........in a woman maybe, can;t stop talking they can't, I know what my strongest muscle is)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing, but why would they want to anyway?)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
...........and I STILL cannot forget about that PIG !!
lol thts pretty funny
charli on December 09, 2005 at 06:02
lmao tha is soooooooooo funny
Jo on December 23, 2005 at 04:35
Really... What about the pig?
Demon_Fire on January 31, 2006 at 08:24
How do they know for sure?
abby@hotmail.com on October 01, 2006 at 07:42
i get called a pig all the time.. I hope that means soemthing
~aLeX~ on November 12, 2006 at 01:46
please, don't even start with the pig... that fact was posted on
another page and te pig is all anyone writes about!
another page and te pig is all anyone writes about!
bre on December 19, 2006 at 04:26
every1 loves the pig, why dont we all have a giant pig orgie
frogsylitious on December 23, 2006 at 04:36
lmao. i always loved pigs
just me on December 30, 2006 at 04:32
wow! a 30mins orgasm! i can't even stand a 2 minute orgasm... orgasms
make me horny as hell
make me horny as hell
linda on February 23, 2007 at 02:16
i love sex!
Evilflower on March 13, 2007 at 08:57
haah u took those from smaple facts!!!!
sfinkster on March 16, 2007 at 02:31
Linda, it's the other way around, you get horny and than u orgasm. But
hey, if you get a two minute lasting orgasm you should go in the book
of records cuz i thought they last seconds.
hey, if you get a two minute lasting orgasm you should go in the book
of records cuz i thought they last seconds.
katerina on April 10, 2007 at 06:02
why do lions have sex 50 times a day if they dont do it for pleasure
sexy on May 06, 2007 at 12:13
A squid eating dough in a polystyrene bag is fast and bulbous, Yes
said the mascara snake fast and bulbous.
said the mascara snake fast and bulbous.
Hunter on May 22, 2007 at 05:59
Hahaha i wana be a pig
je on May 23, 2007 at 02:51
If i was a pig id act like a lion and have sex 50 times a day. lol wow
that would take up all my time!
that would take up all my time!
strawberriesncream on May 23, 2007 at 02:54
I AM A PIG. ANY OTHER PIGS ROUND THESE PARTS? CAUSE AH GOT ME SOME
PIG PARTS THAT NEED PLEASIN' =D
PIG PARTS THAT NEED PLEASIN' =D
frisky_giblet-monkey on May 28, 2007 at 07:11
i know a pig that can produce 5 atomic bombs but cannot orgasms for 30
minutes
minutes
fattybumba on September 09, 2007 at 08:23
frisky_giblet-monkey, you are kind of odd. Go screw a dog. (No, wait,
leave that 4 me.feals good!)
leave that 4 me.feals good!)
me on October 20, 2007 at 02:50
If a pig's orgasm lasts half an hour, and lions mate 50 times a day,
in order to be an effective Piglion (Griffoink? Minoleo?) you would
have to develop some sort of time-wrap to spend 25 hours a day
orgasming... Hrm, I think I should get started on that.
in order to be an effective Piglion (Griffoink? Minoleo?) you would
have to develop some sort of time-wrap to spend 25 hours a day
orgasming... Hrm, I think I should get started on that.
chain on December 04, 2007 at 12:42
omg! is that true!?!?!?!?!
its so funny though! my m8 sent this to my
bro and i oung it on the web!!!! and even though a lion mates 50
times a day i still would want to be a pig (qaulity over quanity
ppl)!!!!
bro and i oung it on the web!!!! and even though a lion mates 50
times a day i still would want to be a pig (qaulity over quanity
ppl)!!!!
ems on January 24, 2008 at 09:04
I've received this in e-mails twice over the last decade. Always
makes me laugh. If men are pigs, and pigs orgasm for 30 mins.
Someone is lying!
makes me laugh. If men are pigs, and pigs orgasm for 30 mins.
Someone is lying!
Coin Database on March 05, 2008 at 09:29
If you orgasm for 30 minutes...you'd be dead! the french call it
"little death" Imagine have "little deaths" for 30 minutes! You'd be
dead for real!!!
"little death" Imagine have "little deaths" for 30 minutes! You'd be
dead for real!!!
Belle on April 07, 2008 at 07:12
some of this is bullshit
dccc on July 15, 2008 at 11:37
OMG the funniest is the fart one ahahhaha omg I wish I could try that
with someone! xoxo
with someone! xoxo
Trina on February 18, 2009 at 01:55
wow!! perves!
nimpho on March 02, 2009 at 03:01
dont belive everything u see or hear some of this is not true
hoodie on March 21, 2009 at 04:35
lucky animal no wonder cops(read pigs)always look dehydrated
raj ramon mujahiideen on May 15, 2009 at 01:43
Cat urine glows in black lite? there is no such thing as black lite.
Black is the absense of lite
Black is the absense of lite
steve on June 16, 2009 at 07:08
I did know so many perverts (read as wanna be pigs) existed in this
world.
world.
Hummer on August 27, 2009 at 05:05
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