Did you know...
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
A shrimp's heart is in its head.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches
over a period of 80 years,
no one reported a single case where
an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
It is physically impossible
for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
More than 50% of the people in the world
have never made or received a telephone call.
Horses can't vomit.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick"
is said to be the toughest tongue twister
in the English language.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
If you try to suppress a sneeze,
you can rupture a blood vessel
in your head or neck and die.
If you keep your eyes open by force,
they can pop out.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months,
two rats could have over a million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour
will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
If the government has no knowledge of aliens,
then why does Title 14, Section 1211
of the Code of Federal Regulations,
implemented on July 16, 1969,
make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact
with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
In every episode of Seinfeld
there is a Superman somewhere.
A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide
are caused by people sitting on them
and photocopying their butts.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Like fingerprints,
everyone's tongue print is different.
Over 75% of people who read this
will try to lick their elbow.
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
A shrimp's heart is in its head.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches
over a period of 80 years,
no one reported a single case where
an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
It is physically impossible
for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
More than 50% of the people in the world
have never made or received a telephone call.
Horses can't vomit.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick"
is said to be the toughest tongue twister
in the English language.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
If you try to suppress a sneeze,
you can rupture a blood vessel
in your head or neck and die.
If you keep your eyes open by force,
they can pop out.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months,
two rats could have over a million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour
will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
If the government has no knowledge of aliens,
then why does Title 14, Section 1211
of the Code of Federal Regulations,
implemented on July 16, 1969,
make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact
with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
In every episode of Seinfeld
there is a Superman somewhere.
A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide
are caused by people sitting on them
and photocopying their butts.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Like fingerprints,
everyone's tongue print is different.
Over 75% of people who read this
will try to lick their elbow.
Tony Scanlan on November 28, 2005 at 11:07
i can lick my elbow. its not impossible.
Laura F on December 22, 2005 at 10:35
I can lick my elbow too, its possible
the man on December 30, 2005 at 02:41
I can lick my elbow too, its possible
the man on December 30, 2005 at 02:43
well i cant thats forsure:P
jen on January 15, 2006 at 04:21
Did you know that the average human loses 200 head hairs every
day? 70% of people that read my above statement pull at their hair.
day? 70% of people that read my above statement pull at their hair.
The Glorious One on February 01, 2006 at 09:48
Haha There Rite I DID Try 2 Lick It!!!! hehe ^_^
Goddess Of Luv on September 25, 2006 at 07:05
i dont know about you but the lip stick comment is groose
doodles on September 26, 2006 at 10:36
LIE!!! duck quacks can bloody echo!! its sound, sound echos!! Bloody
Hell!!
Hell!!
Wardogg_212 on October 06, 2006 at 12:45
Yo! im with ya Wardogg_212. Bloody Ducks!!
Da Nigga on October 06, 2006 at 12:46
U can lick ur elbow, wot da hell?!
MEGAS XLN on October 06, 2006 at 12:47
Tony Scanlan, i like u, thats funny
Da Ninja on October 06, 2006 at 12:49
i can lick my elbow too. all those adgenda books with random facts ...
wrong wrong wrong.
wrong wrong wrong.
jessikamikaze on October 07, 2006 at 11:05
are you people sure your doing it right? (licking your elbow that is)
because it IS impossible, using your hands, and twisting the skin on
your arm doesnt count, its impossible to reach the tip of your elbow
without assistance
because it IS impossible, using your hands, and twisting the skin on
your arm doesnt count, its impossible to reach the tip of your elbow
without assistance
Liz on October 14, 2006 at 05:15
yeh it really is wrong cuz i don't use my hands or twist my skin but
yeh i can lick my elbow. maybe because i'm "double-jointed," but it is
possible : )
yeh i can lick my elbow. maybe because i'm "double-jointed," but it is
possible : )
bean on October 17, 2006 at 03:08
I can lick my elbow, and I am definitely not double jointed!
Leigh on October 21, 2006 at 11:31
Leigh, if you can lick your elbow, then we need to hook up!
Weasel on November 09, 2006 at 12:08
LOOOL i tried to lick my elbow but i cant do it!! lol im not so
flexible! and ya ducks' quaks can echo! whered u get that?:S lol
anyways cool stuff
flexible! and ya ducks' quaks can echo! whered u get that?:S lol
anyways cool stuff
Da1'n'OnlyMissEve on December 02, 2006 at 08:18
hey, Liz, look on the main page of this website. there is a pic. of
someone licking their elbow. don't know about that duck...
WArdogg_212, are you from England?
someone licking their elbow. don't know about that duck...
WArdogg_212, are you from England?
bre on December 05, 2006 at 04:28
can u ppl seriously lick ur elbows?
if u can please tell me for sure
cause that is just whack
cause that is just whack
sammy on December 10, 2006 at 04:00
i want to know how long ya'lls tongues are, because i cant even get
close to my elbow! lol
close to my elbow! lol
hollyb on December 14, 2006 at 09:33
ur all dum bits a stupid website...WHO GIVES A POO!!!
fergy-2q992 on December 15, 2006 at 06:59
and another one is 89% of girls can't touch their elbows together!
(don't try this in front of a guy girls) lol
(don't try this in front of a guy girls) lol
sexy on January 09, 2007 at 07:01
STFU with the elbow mess, if you can do it, stfu, if you cant,
stfu....all this shit is based on average accumulations...dipshits!!
stfu....all this shit is based on average accumulations...dipshits!!
Epiphany on January 16, 2007 at 11:07
you guys are mean -.-
not here on January 17, 2007 at 12:47
hahaa!!! sexy, i tried the putting ur elbows together thing, and then
i relized y u said not to do it in front of guys, HAHAHAAHA!!!
i relized y u said not to do it in front of guys, HAHAHAAHA!!!
lauren says you suck on January 30, 2007 at 03:47
all the facts are rubbish so get some good ones
bob on February 13, 2007 at 01:45
Did you know that without acknowledging your sources, that's illegal.
It's called plagiarism.
It's called plagiarism.
peanut on February 13, 2007 at 04:21
to the "glorious one" you actuali killed it. im not a crazy dumb
maniac like u 2 pull my beautiful stuning gorgus hair of
maniac like u 2 pull my beautiful stuning gorgus hair of
anon on February 22, 2007 at 04:32
dAMN. i cant say i didnt try to lick my elbows. it was to tepmting. i
failed anyway :P
failed anyway :P
jen-non thee less on March 16, 2007 at 09:54
Over 75% of people who read this
will try to lick their elbow.
< Well so what if i did? and so what if i succeded 2 months ago?
< Well so what if i did? and so what if i succeded 2 months ago?
*BURP* on March 21, 2007 at 10:10
only intelligent people can lick their elbow. 93% of you refuse to
believe me.that makes you unintelligent and in total lack of whit and
vivacity of head. only smart people will agree with me on this point,
no matter how vicarious and unscrupulous it may appear to the human
eyes as this process sinks slowely into their devistated brains.
believe me.that makes you unintelligent and in total lack of whit and
vivacity of head. only smart people will agree with me on this point,
no matter how vicarious and unscrupulous it may appear to the human
eyes as this process sinks slowely into their devistated brains.
smart1 on March 27, 2007 at 02:21
Does anyone else notice that when it said that its illegal to make
contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles that it was
implemented on July 16th 1969, or otherwise the day that Neil
Armstrong, Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin and Michael Collins went to the moon on
Apollo 11? Im thinking that they are talking about US citizens
tampering with the equipment the astronauts were using, but i could be
wrong. They might have just made that law
contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles that it was
implemented on July 16th 1969, or otherwise the day that Neil
Armstrong, Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin and Michael Collins went to the moon on
Apollo 11? Im thinking that they are talking about US citizens
tampering with the equipment the astronauts were using, but i could be
wrong. They might have just made that law
Derek on April 30, 2007 at 02:43
um shut up.
i dont like dereks. on July 10, 2007 at 12:03
kwl i didnt try to lick my elbow, one of the 70% XD. i got my gf to do
the elbows together thing and she didnt realise till about 3 minutes
afta she told me she dun it. once she dun it i sed only 73% of those
that can, can keep it there for 5 minutes lol, my gf is slow haha shes
comin now must aepobgasts hcoomsrmentg n oi wa
the elbows together thing and she didnt realise till about 3 minutes
afta she told me she dun it. once she dun it i sed only 73% of those
that can, can keep it there for 5 minutes lol, my gf is slow haha shes
comin now must aepobgasts hcoomsrmentg n oi wa
james on July 25, 2007 at 11:42
i tried to lick my elbow
bored on July 30, 2007 at 07:40
Did you know it is impossible to lick the back of your own head! (The
place where your brain should be thinking of other things to do rather
than lick your elbow)
place where your brain should be thinking of other things to do rather
than lick your elbow)
Andy on October 19, 2007 at 04:05
ya i can lick my elbow EASILY. it definitly is not impossible.
Lyra on November 14, 2007 at 08:33
ok. fergy-2q992 you are funnny!
and you people, seriously need to
calm down because its just a site, you dont have to have a crisis.
these facts are funny and useless in life so just enjoy them i mean
wtf is wrong with you!
calm down because its just a site, you dont have to have a crisis.
these facts are funny and useless in life so just enjoy them i mean
wtf is wrong with you!
Kristennn(: on December 03, 2007 at 05:26
umm this site is accaaly gay , there are wasy better sites ! gawd i
only went to this becuawe i was bored , this was a waste of my
freaking time , like holy shitt
only went to this becuawe i was bored , this was a waste of my
freaking time , like holy shitt
N1C0L3 on December 30, 2007 at 03:31
I shall devour ur ridiculous mind thou art the scum of sunshine thy
pigs r not fruit hmmm fluff sounds like my party...
pigs r not fruit hmmm fluff sounds like my party...
Watwudscoobydo? on January 06, 2008 at 01:33
but your all still typin on here n winging?! its a joke- CHILL! oh n
smart 1 theres no need to make people feel shit! so well done u
ASS...u deserved that- so what if some people are smarter than
others-leave em be.
smart 1 theres no need to make people feel shit! so well done u
ASS...u deserved that- so what if some people are smarter than
others-leave em be.
Bobbi on January 21, 2008 at 06:37
no 1 can fucking lick thear elbo unles they ditatch it far out.
boris on March 11, 2008 at 11:38
i can lik my elbow 2 i think we shud start a club or sumthin. :)
an 2
anser boris at the bottom shut up u faggot wat are about 5 people
sayin ejit
anser boris at the bottom shut up u faggot wat are about 5 people
sayin ejit
arron y on April 01, 2008 at 04:57
whoever said they can lick there elbow have arms the size of their
feet.
feet.
zzzzz on April 30, 2008 at 12:51
hahaha! well fuck that shit becuz i can lick my elsbow and so can my
cousin! and i dont mean close to it, i mean the very very
tip! yeah... oh...so thats u my ribs hurt sumtimes when i sneeze.
hahaha
cousin! and i dont mean close to it, i mean the very very
tip! yeah... oh...so thats u my ribs hurt sumtimes when i sneeze.
hahaha
myspace.com/squizmetal666 on May 18, 2008 at 06:56
i can lick my mannequin's elbow
Jeebok on June 09, 2008 at 09:56
I can Lick my elbow!
without using my hand or twistin the skin!
It
is possible!
is possible!
Jess!! on June 28, 2008 at 06:12
The elbows together thing from sexy...
Some guys asked me if I
could do that once and I'm like sure! So I put my elbows together
infront of my chest. The sad part is, I honestly didn't know they
wanted me to do it behind my back, and even when they told me to, I
did it and didn't realize anything till they walked away laughing, and
my friends started laughing at me! =P
could do that once and I'm like sure! So I put my elbows together
infront of my chest. The sad part is, I honestly didn't know they
wanted me to do it behind my back, and even when they told me to, I
did it and didn't realize anything till they walked away laughing, and
my friends started laughing at me! =P
Adele on August 05, 2008 at 11:26
i knew about the elbow and the ducks... oh and also the shrimps heart
in their head
in their head
photoshopgeek on May 30, 2009 at 06:12
i can lick my balls so the elbow thing is easy. also smart1 u
misspelled slowly. lol ur smart dumbass
misspelled slowly. lol ur smart dumbass
ballman on June 19, 2009 at 01:58
did u know teh bible is a hokes and cristain politics is a major setup
around the world. did u know your president of the united states is
not elected he is appointed(it just a hoaks) did u know when
imasterbates i blinded a girls one time lol
around the world. did u know your president of the united states is
not elected he is appointed(it just a hoaks) did u know when
imasterbates i blinded a girls one time lol
denny clinton on June 24, 2009 at 07:39
Some of these are soo wrong
A ducs quack can echo (mythbusters)
ur
eyes wont pop out of your head when you sneeze with ur eyes
open(mythbusters) im only 14 and i know just as much
eyes wont pop out of your head when you sneeze with ur eyes
open(mythbusters) im only 14 and i know just as much
Devyn Shaver on August 20, 2009 at 10:34
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try and lick that!!!!!!!