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Belching Dragon Restaurant


Chinese Food To Eat In Or Take Out





Soups
  Dropped Egg Soup   1.75
  *One Ton Soup   1.75
  Hot & Scalding Soup   2.25
  Ten Ingredients Water   3.25
  Sweet and Salmonella Soup   2.95
  *Chinese Fire Drill Soup   2.50
  *Happy Bacteria Cup   2.50


Appetizers
  Steam-Cleaned Dumplings   3.95
  *Burn Your Tongue Platter   8.95
  Barbecued Bear Ribs   6.30
  *Scallion Cow Pancakes (For Two)   2.95
  MSG With Orange Flavor   4.95


Noodles
  *Cellophane Noodles with Styrofoam Peanuts   5.50
  Cold Noodles in Sesame Sauce   3.50
  Some Glum Noodles   8.25
  No Fun Noodles   4.75


Pork
  New Shoe Pork   6.75
  Roasted Pork in Shriner Hat   6.95
  Recently Shampooed Pork   6.95
  Andrew Diced Pork   9.75
  *Roast Pork Puppy Chow   7.25
  *Porky Pig Cartoonese Style   7.50
  Pork And Mindy   6.75


Vegetables
  *Broccoli in Human Sauce   5.95
  Shredded Documents with Peking sauce   5.25
  *Bean Crud with Special Rotting Fungus   6.25
  *Snow Shovel with Peas   7.75
  Egg Neil Young Green Beans with Black Bean Sauce   4.95
  Black Beans with Green Bean Suace   5.95
  Eggplant Prepared Under Mysterious Circumstances   5.95
  *Baby Corn with Adoption Papers   4.95
  Vegetables with Tingling Horse Flavor   5.50
  Vegetables with Green Bean Suace   5.95


Poultry
  Sand Diego Chicken with Pin Tar   6.25.
  Battering Ram Chicken   6.25
  Peeking Daffy Duck   7.50
  *Lemon Pledge Chicken   6.25
  Amazing Talking Chicken   8.75
  *Tongue Licked Duck   7.50
  Chicken & Grief   6.25
  Duck Edwing Prepared in Questionable Taste   6.25
  *Chicken Escaping With Wings   7.75
  Mocked Duck   7.25
  *General Schwarzkopf Chicken   6.75
  Goofy Grinning Chicken   6.75
  Innocent Bystander Chicken   6.25
  Moo Goo Guy Williams   8.75
  *Moo Goo Guy Molinari   8.25
  Moo Goo Guy Pan & Teller in Disappearing Sauce   4.50

User Comments
I actually tried to make one!
Demon_Fire on January 13, 2006 at 08:30
What That Makes No Sense
???? on October 11, 2006 at 11:27
Yawn... i go back to sleep now... |) zzz
BRE on December 05, 2006 at 04:58
yeh hmm im pretty hawt and this person is so boring anyways back to
the hawt subject. Im tha hawtest gurl in my School and all the guys
wana..... Im blonde really tanned hawt bodee blue eyes and all otha
stuff....
Hottest on January 20, 2007 at 03:53
What a loser^^^^
uhhmmm on February 08, 2007 at 05:11
um... to "hottest" ur a loser and ur the complete opposite
me on February 21, 2007 at 04:29
ya no Hottest ur too full of ur self & b.t.w do u have any friends i
doubt u do cause ur full of ur self!!!!
la la on March 27, 2007 at 05:19
I agree
aweth on April 14, 2007 at 05:38
this iz SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yu on June 10, 2007 at 06:34
saying "I'm the hottest girl in my school" is pretty much like
saying. "Im not good at anything but lookin hot!"
llklklkl on July 12, 2007 at 12:50
what the hell was all that ment to be anyway??
bang bang baby on September 09, 2007 at 01:30
no comments
Haroko on January 05, 2008 at 12:41
This was in Mad magazine years ago...how could I forget it?
mikej on January 13, 2013 at 08:48

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