Apples On The Trees

Apples On The Trees

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten
apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.So the apples at the
top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave
enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

User Comments

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW....DIS IS CUTENESS!!!!!!

whydoucare?!!!!!!! on October 20, 2005 at 07:14

Dis is the cutest thing ive ever cn!!

cnellytwin118 on October 20, 2005 at 07:16

i think this is deep. it has a lot of feelings.

kat on October 21, 2005 at 03:26

o my gosh that is so cute and so true!

em on October 25, 2005 at 09:50

i have this in my blog cept its better bcuz the words make up a tree

pink on November 04, 2005 at 03:36

this is so true! pink- i have the same on my blog too

indy on November 04, 2005 at 03:38

aww...how cute very appley

Deana (Honduras) on November 14, 2005 at 03:47

gosh. boys these days are extremely afraid of heights, it
seems.

jesse jo on November 27, 2005 at 01:31

lol i a boy and i not afraid to climb the seeing as how i have the
nicest girl in school as my gf and hottest

partpeak on December 09, 2005 at 10:44

thats is sooooo true coz i am jus sexy and fabulous, but i dont have a
boyfriend, thats coz all the boys think im to good for them! im just a
sexy apple :)

sexy laydee on December 11, 2005 at 10:04

y climb u gte a nice look up der skirt from the ground

Me on December 18, 2005 at 01:38

this is so true (and funny):)

buffyrocks on December 22, 2005 at 02:06

I AM THE APPLE AT THE TOP OF THE TREE...ALL THE TREES!!!!

Allaboutme on December 22, 2005 at 02:19

sexy laydee, rlly. get a grip, your too full of yourself, maybe thats
why you dont have a boyfriend.

cough on December 28, 2005 at 04:44

I think sexy ladee was JKing.

lol. on December 28, 2005 at 06:11

some grls are like that btw....

heh on December 30, 2005 at 07:14

u know i was pretty sure that grils were more like monkeys than
apples. they all reside at the top of the tree as well. they look down
on us and see nice smiling faces

deepstrike on January 07, 2006 at 12:44

when we look up at them and all we see are arseholes joke joke, im
sure its probably right

deepstrike on January 07, 2006 at 12:44

corny

smokey mufasa on January 08, 2006 at 02:58

So sick of hearing cute!

Demon_Fire on January 20, 2006 at 08:40

I love it! i want to send it to all they guys i know lol

Top apple on October 05, 2006 at 09:42

i love the red juicy apples where i can soak them in bramley sauce.

wardogg_212 on October 11, 2006 at 01:17

Oh my gosh I love it!! How come guys are so afraid to climb to the
top of the tree?

nicole on November 16, 2006 at 09:31

I am not afraid!

Man man on November 16, 2006 at 10:09

seriously, that "sexy" lady is way too full of herself. She maybe
sounds like one of the apples that fall off to me... sorry that was
mean.

mhm on November 24, 2006 at 04:58

if dis is true den m an apple at the top........makin me misrable

i lvs yas all on December 01, 2006 at 02:01

Yo soy una nipple fucker. Me gusta yo momma

Mexicano on December 08, 2006 at 10:07

what do you do if you are a gay guy? This lady sounds like a desperate
ugly chick who thinks she is pretty because she is skinny.

moe on December 18, 2006 at 05:57

if you're gay, then you're barking up the wrong tree. get it? you
don't have to laugh if you don't want to.............

bloaty's on January 13, 2007 at 05:28

Its it 2 tru. Im the top one and i never get picked becuz guys are
affraid of me saying no or dumping them. If guys take a chance it
might just work out!

Hottest on January 20, 2007 at 03:31

this is true and aplies to me. . . I love him :(

Val on January 22, 2007 at 11:20

well i better choose the rotten ones i eat it and then go to the bath
and make it in form of shit

lil apple on February 01, 2007 at 11:11

Clever they decided to use the phrase.."aren't as good, but easy." >_>

Retna on February 22, 2007 at 10:46

sorry honey. If you were at the top of the tree, the tree would fall
down. Face it, you're a fat pig and that is why you're alone on a
Saturday night. Have no fear though. Eventually a weak loser of a man
will settle for you, or a sexual deviant who gets off on farm animals
will mistake you for a cow and take you from behind.

tyler on February 22, 2007 at 11:22

so true....so true

the cows on the farm go moo moo moo on March 02, 2007 at 04:09

hey Tyler who the hell are you talking to?

uuum, hi? on March 03, 2007 at 05:09

Not so. Well, not not for me, at any rate. I find rotten produce
leaves a bad taste. Also, "tyler" officially wins the internet with
his legendary post.

This guy on March 11, 2007 at 10:41

Yeah...my friend had this on her Stardoll. It made so much
sense...whatev this is a lame comment. WILL THE RIGHT DUDE PLEASE
CLIMB UP SOON I'M GETTING OLD, HERE!

Harry Potter Girl on March 13, 2007 at 03:11

YEah....an apple a day ;))

Kai on March 18, 2007 at 01:44

Rotten apples dont taste good. Rotten girls probably dont taste good
either, but i dont know cause ive never eaten a girl, lol.

*BURP* on March 21, 2007 at 10:00

hun that is so cute but its not true so bye babe

sexxxxy123 on March 25, 2007 at 12:19

i sorta agree

powpow on April 09, 2007 at 12:29

i'm a hot apple

Sexy Apple on April 12, 2007 at 05:54

sumtyms its tru.. but sumtyms its also jst another way of making sum
of d UNATTRACTIVE girls feel better.. awwww

Helena on April 12, 2007 at 07:00

I agree with "uuum, hi?" and "mhm" and "cough" and "kat"!!! Some girls
are really up themselves!!! Plus, guys don't know what girls have to
go through!!! (Then I guess girls don't know what guys have to go
through, but still, u knoe what I mean!!!) ;p

*Anonymous* on April 14, 2007 at 05:22

im sadddddddddddddddd

withering fruit on April 17, 2007 at 10:10

im sexier then any o' dose damm apples; they thinks they all dat so
fine and worth a mans time! They gots anuther thing cuming dats da
truth sweetheart

hot mama ninja on April 17, 2007 at 10:12

This is so sweet and it just so true.......

*Noina* on April 26, 2007 at 06:53

I like this alot. but that's not the point, alot of the above
obviously forgot or never learned in the first place how to speak
english. or atleast type english..."y climb u gte a nice look up der
skirt from the ground" ..whatever anyway this is getting pretty
refucking diculous. not to mention vulgure. guess I made my
point...think about it

hmm on April 28, 2007 at 01:23

my gf is an orange

Wolly on May 04, 2007 at 05:38

well this thing isn't always true bcuz if sum1 is really... well not
all that pretty or anything and no guys go 4 them, its not cuz they're
the best apples at the top of the tree. you could say that they're the
rotton apples that desinigrated

smile on May 04, 2007 at 07:11

that's not exactly the nicest thing to say, but good point

lolly on May 04, 2007 at 07:18

This is so cute! Love is included!

well... on May 14, 2007 at 10:53

Apple sauce

pie fornicater on May 21, 2007 at 08:52

No, because you see guys will go after a girl that is easy to get and
is attractive physically (bascially a slut) over someone who may be
average but have an amazing personality. If someone is unattractive,
and has a bad personality, then they're at the bottom, but if they are
not so "physically attractive" but they have the right personality and
their heart is in the right place, then yes, they are at the top. ^^
(and yes, girls who have both are up there too ^^;)

The Blinded Trombonist on May 23, 2007 at 03:31

i know the person who made this!

mad on May 25, 2007 at 09:00

Dear Smile, you don't have to be so cruel... do you? Maybe you are a
rotten apple but I'm not going to tell you that you are. Don't crush
the dreams of us girls that felt good after reading this beautiful
story.... well, it was a beautiful story.... until you ruined it. :(

*Just Me* on May 30, 2007 at 03:23

you want to know why those apples never get picked? its because the
guys that climb the trees are never the ones the apples pay attention
too

David on May 30, 2007 at 07:20

Personally, I think that that the apples at the top of the tree are
whoever the boy wants them to be. As they say, "beauty is in the eye
of the beholder." If you love someone, you'll think that they're the
top apple, but if you don't like someone, you'll think that they're
the rotten apples.

Opinionated on June 05, 2007 at 09:24

this is so true. girls who are fantastic, smart, sompassionate and
beautful inside and out usually have to look hard for a guy thats good
enough. there's no reason why we should settle. :)

tennis on June 06, 2007 at 03:24

Hey, I find this poem pretty and I always agreed. But I have thought,
I am a good apple but I am starting to find that he has something of
made a mistake with me! If somebody to want to give some advice to me!
Kisses

Just one apple on June 07, 2007 at 04:10

true true.

ook on June 09, 2007 at 10:10

this is so retarded its not even funny. way to rationalize why no man
wants you. maybe its because you suck at life and are really ugly to
boot. its called natural selection and face it, if you love this dumb
quote you're probably the rotten garbage on the ground that no one
wants.

dude. on June 19, 2007 at 11:17

This is sooo cute....and it's true. dude, yeahh you should probably
get a girlfriend, kid. I am not rotten garbadge that no one
wants...and I'm sure no one else here is either. I agree with this
quote because it's true that there are a lot of girls that aren't
anything special, but guys know will go out with them in a heartbeat.

everything on June 20, 2007 at 10:31

dude, I think that you are the one that nobody wants. Because if
somebody wanted you, you wouldn't be full of hatrid.:-)

gawsh! on June 20, 2007 at 10:36

okay some of you are really confident. [not in a good way]. but i
think that "wolly" understands the poem the most. yayy wolly.

WOWZERS on June 21, 2007 at 09:10

I like the one with fancy formatting so it looks like a tree. Seen
that one?

josh on June 28, 2007 at 07:40

I dont appreciate some comments on here. Ive had a LOT of compliments
that im gorgous and ive had a model agency at a mall stop me and ask
me a few questions. Im not trying to be cocky, so dont kill me for
this comment. lol. but to my point, is that this poem is true, i think
i have a great personality and my looks dont suck, and i never get an
actual GRAND guy, or anyone at all. and some of these comments are
horrible, because it makes ppl feel more self conscience, but you know
what, everyone who starts to feel bad about themselves, shouldnt care
what others think, live life how you want it, and look good for
yourself, dont settle for less [now if only i could follow my advice]

GirlNextdoor on June 30, 2007 at 07:33

Geez, it seems this website is a magnet for all things filled with
hatred.... Sorry to anyone who is.. you know... not.. but i was just
pointing out that bitter people tend to leave a lot of comments here.
Yeah, the thing is good, but if you really hate it you don't have to
go around crushing everyone else to say it..

MooMoogirl on July 05, 2007 at 05:16

All of theese people who say yep that's me oh wait that's why I'm
single becuase I'm to good, those are the rotten ones, The girls I go
for are nice, smart, pretty (not the most important but it does affect
something, don't deny it) and think they are fine the way they are.
Those are the good ones

"good apples" ya right on July 15, 2007 at 07:57

Guys are looking for the easy girls and if girls didn't act like
whores for the "cool guys" girls might get treated better overall and
all of the guys would be as good as "Mr. Right"

Ya right, is right (no pun intended) on July 15, 2007 at 07:59

The last two posters got right on the mark I think, "cool guys" are
not afraid they don't care and they are just pricks and when I nice,
smart guy comes along they can't get a girl becuase the girls don't
want to go out with nerds. Girls have the "brave boy" right infront of
them, they choose the scared ones instead

Guys are not afraid the "cool guys" are just assholes on July 15, 2007 at 08:03

I really love this poem, I'm gonna remember this forever it's amazing.

Mr. Respect on July 26, 2007 at 01:52

First of all... not all guys who climb the tree are nerds and
losers.... Boys: I think girls who you think are top of the tree but
refuse to go out with you, they're not top of the tree but the dirty
rotten on-the-ground apples. It's a great poem, I think. And if you
think it's not your either the easy to get apple on the ground or the
boy who's too afraid to climb the tree. I love this poem and all the
top of the tree apples love it too. It makes girls feel good cuz they
know other beautiful girls don't have bfs. So ha!

*Aleigh on August 02, 2007 at 12:23

i love this so much. i used this on my myspace. an then my boyfriend
goes 'i'm ballsy.' and i'm like 'what?' and hes like 'i like to climb
trees' and i'm like 'um, okay.' then he copy and pasted it and sent it
to me and i was like 'ohhh.' it was really sweet :))

ilysfm on August 22, 2007 at 02:53

if this is true then am aiming for top apple-worth waiting for i
believe!

raheem on August 24, 2007 at 03:28

this poet sucks... all girls are beautiful and not rotten apples...
and if boys geta along with "ugly" in the outside girls then they do
not deserve a gorgeous one... thi is called rasism! awful!

katerina on October 01, 2007 at 08:00

im allergic to apples lmfao

Tyquan on December 19, 2007 at 05:27

wow. reading even like the first few comments.. this is funny. let
people say what they want. people dont comment on here so other people
can criticze what they said. seriously

oh dear on December 21, 2007 at 05:00

Y DO PPLE HVE TO BE SO NEGATVE? YES THS TREE THNG IS SOOOOOOO TRUE
USUALLY BOYS THESE DAYS ARE INTO THE SKINNY BTCHES WHO WEAR HARDLY
NETHNG JUST FOR THE SEX!

kelso g lol = ) on December 29, 2007 at 12:30

i agree dem dumb behind boys dont know a good girl when dey see one

tee-tee on January 01, 2008 at 09:20

umm...deepstrike - I think you're the only monkey here padre

. on January 05, 2008 at 12:29

Fuck yeah!

jje on January 14, 2008 at 02:22

I for one loved this poem. Every girl has her special guy that has to
climb the tree. And all you people are weird. It's a metaphor people
not an actual apple tree. I swear some of you people.

hyper girls are the smart ones DUH! on January 23, 2008 at 05:47

hey ok so the whole 'top apple' 'bottom apple' thing? ITS NOT ABOUT
HOW PRETTY U R. its about the type of person u r and how much u
respect urself and others. whether u choose 2 b a slut or confident
and able to feel 'sexy' while still actually wearing clothing. were
not saying were top apples cuz were hot,but because ppl like us 4 who
we r. and were both single. so yes this poem is true. and guys...any
takers? ;]

top*apples on February 17, 2008 at 10:36

This poem is sooooooooooo cute!

***B3k@h*** :) on February 20, 2008 at 02:51

cut the tree down and pick the good apples...how about that?

tony on February 28, 2008 at 04:02

this is amazing. i love the quote. its so true.

xSupergirlx on March 05, 2008 at 06:00

exactly.. sweet thought :)

Nimisha on March 08, 2008 at 01:43

oh, wow! i sure hope someone would be brave enough to pick me. one
day. in three years' time, i guess -but no less than that. i'm too
young to be picked.

hikari on April 17, 2008 at 04:36

why climb up the tree in the first place when i can just use a
projectile like a rock and knock off the apple of my choice from the
tree? shaking the tree also works pretty good. and whats with y'all
and apples? don't you know the most red apples have worms in them? try
mangoes or pineapples...at least they have a hard skin and are free of
worms

huh? on April 25, 2008 at 03:12

For all you who didn't take this seriously... there are real girls out
there who do spend so much of their lives wondering wats wrong with
them b/c no guy will give them the time of day or are just to scared
to even try... for all you girls out there who know wat that's all
about, God loves you and the absolute most PERFECT guy out there for
you... all you have to do is trust God and wait cuz sooner or later
he'll find the strength to get you from the top of the tree!

jesuschick on May 26, 2008 at 06:53

You know, in us males defense, there is a whole bunch of little
prickly branches growing up around the "top" apples. Anybody have a
pair of snips?

Joe on June 07, 2008 at 09:42

my arse, hurts i fell and fell hard. And so rotten apple for me. :,(

Jerry on June 09, 2008 at 01:35

Girls could be considered apples but this poem is wrong. I think the
best apples are in the middle. The top apples think they are too good
for anyone and they get obnoxious. The lower apples think they are the
bomb diggity becaue they get all the boyfriends like the poem says.
The middle apples aren't self centered or have too much attention.
Boys shouldn't be scared to reach for the middle because the rotton
ones would stop their fall.

dancergirl1450 on December 13, 2008 at 02:52

This is ridiculous. This is just for vain people who can't stand a
minute without looking at themselves in a mirror. You don't need these
stupid metaphors for love. If you really want someone don't bother
being corney cos it doesn't get you anywhere. The people who are
supossidly top of the trees are false. The act like they think there
not that great, but I tell you what they think there the greatest so
get over your own faces because this is the stupidist poem I've ever
heard.

????? on December 14, 2008 at 09:33

I love this saying. It is sooo true and i totally believe it. =)

Apple on December 16, 2008 at 06:18

So does this mean I can lay in orchard and get laid all the time?

Paul on December 17, 2008 at 07:46

dancergirl1450 is so true!!!!! =)

iliketheboythatsitsnexttomeinschool on December 18, 2008 at 08:35

iliketheboythatsitsnexttomeinschool is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
true about dancergirl1450's comment.

loohcsniemottxenstistahtyobehtekili on December 18, 2008 at 08:38

I really like this quote. It's a true fact that a lot of girls feel
unloved or jealous because of how guys go for the "rotten" girls, just
so they won't get hurt.

Amber on January 11, 2009 at 01:08

Who are we to say which apple is better than the next?On the outside
all apples are diffrent. Some are green, some are red, some are thin,
some are round, but they are still apples and should all appreciated,
no matter who they are,or where on the tree they are located. In the
end, it matters what the apple looks like in the inside. No matter how
pretty an apple looks on the outside the holder will sooner or later
will see how rotten it is on the inside. Worry about how u are in the
inside

*Ariella*:) on February 24, 2011 at 10:23

Dancergirl1450, You've got it right:) I totally agree!

Isabella! on February 25, 2011 at 01:55

awesomeness right there

noway on March 05, 2011 at 09:41

yeahh.. they're afraid to get fall and hurt but still .. just wait for
the right uy..

kathlynfrel on July 29, 2011 at 09:19

I read this and couldnt help but smile. I hope I am not rotten, i dont
think i am but im also not so sure i am at the top. So maybe i am in
the middle. But you know what? Either way, it doesnt matter because
some day, i'll be the one that gets picked and i can stop watching as
every other apple gets their shot. It will be MY turn. I can wait till
then.

Siena on September 17, 2011 at 02:38

this is what fat girls say.

Dave on October 24, 2011 at 04:45

Yeah, I read this recently and it's actually kind of irritating. I
know for sure I'm not GQ, but I'm also not a bum. Anyway, I climbed
that tree and got kicked off. Why is it always portrayed that guys
are unwilling to work at love and are petty jerks? I think it's a
negative stereotype in our society that somehow guys are always
unfaithful and base, and women are always noble and always choose a
good man if given the opportunity. There's the same amount of good
men as women.

English is my friend. on October 24, 2011 at 07:22

Some top apples aren't willing to admit that they actually want their
bottom apple male counterpart. And when we climb that tree and go out
of the way, it comes off as desperate. I'm not desperate Top Apple, I
just saw something good in you and ran hard after it. I guess you
want a dude with a motorcycle or something lol.

English is my friend on October 24, 2011 at 07:49

I don't like apples...

Etamol on November 06, 2011 at 11:08

I bet every single girl on this planet could categorize themselves as
'the apple at the top of the tree'.

*Hello*My*Name*Is on December 08, 2011 at 12:49

Some of these comments are very mindblown but everyone needs an
opinion if we didn't have them this world would kind of suck. Idk
where I should be on the metaphorical tree but I do know this quote
can really help a girl understand tht their might be nothing wron with
her at all. I know it helped me out at first then I read the
comments....bad idea...smh.... #waitn sumwhere on this tree...until
then I'll be goig to my dream university...hopefully...

Idk on December 26, 2011 at 05:51

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!

yasmine on January 05, 2012 at 04:21

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAT? on January 05, 2012 at 04:32

i disagree with those who think that the good apples at the top are
the pretty ones who are self absorbed. in contrast, those are the
rotten ones. the GOOD ones are the maybe pretty REAL girls who never
have boyfriends and think that they're dork magnets because the only
guys who are brave enough to climb to the top are dorks! (u caught me,
i was talking about me)

BASSGUITARPLAYERCHIC on May 19, 2012 at 02:57

Anvari, do you remember where you found this so long ago? just
curious! I'm trying to figure out where this quote came from! Email me
please?

Connor on September 19, 2012 at 12:53

hahah.. Just stopped by to say that I really enjoy to read your all
comments, you guys know how to keep a reader entertained.. I enjoyed
this, very entertaining and funny...

QueenA on December 01, 2012 at 08:56

Hey, you stole this from my friend! I suggest you either take this
down now or give credit where credit is due, poetry thief!

VestricTamer on January 04, 2013 at 06:20

Why struggling to climb? when you reach the top, do u get what u
really want? i prefer having a seed and let it grow day by day..
there is no "perfect" girl.. but you can make your "best girl"
only for you

fallenlucifer on February 06, 2013 at 08:28

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