It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
Life is the only thing you can't get out of alive.
May your life be like toilet paper... Long and useful.
Someone said to Voltaire, "Life is hard." Voltaire replied, "Compared to what?"
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!
Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.
Today is the last day of some of your life.
Death is a once in a lifetime experience.
What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner.
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone.'
they put a smile bavk on my face
awonlie on October 11, 2005 at 10:02
they put a smile bavk on my face
awonlie on October 11, 2005 at 10:05
they put a smile bavk on my face
awonlie on October 11, 2005 at 10:09
Everyone die, not everyone truly lives
Kyle on October 17, 2005 at 07:33
"You win some, you lose some"
Fran on October 24, 2005 at 11:51
lifes great live it up, you only do it once!
brett on October 26, 2005 at 11:14
I love em there great!
lisa on November 09, 2005 at 12:30
live your life in a funny way
and you wont regret it!!!
penny on November 28, 2005 at 08:00
try everyfing cos u only live once!!!!!!!!!!
sexgod on December 02, 2005 at 02:18
hi god i need you
chantelle on December 02, 2005 at 12:02
the river flow into the ocean and the stream flow into the ocean,yet
the sea as never full up
the sea as never full up
desmond on December 30, 2005 at 10:59
the river flow into the ocean and the stream flow into the ocean,yet
the sea as never full up
the sea as never full up
desmond on December 30, 2005 at 10:59
love without pain is not love
desmond on December 30, 2005 at 11:01
There is hope for anyone who can look in a mirror and laugh at what
they see ;)
they see ;)
Kelly_Perfect on January 07, 2006 at 08:20
yall are so gay
moo on January 12, 2006 at 07:55
Yeah... CRAP!
Demon_Fire on January 20, 2006 at 08:01
Yep, live life to the FULLEST!
Demon_Fire on January 20, 2006 at 08:04
To comment on life is to comment on fool..........
rahul on January 24, 2006 at 11:01
check out my music seems yall have enough time to mess around check
out da best music ever!
out da best music ever!
Demeyez on February 01, 2006 at 03:42
I love grapes..they give me confidence
Your Mom on February 11, 2006 at 03:00
Oh Snap..Grapes are gay, and so is your mom
Da_Bomb on February 11, 2006 at 03:02
awonlie- dont copy and paste, it isnt for you
jackenese on February 13, 2006 at 04:32
moo, you even posted a message in here, so ur gay, ha! :p
jackenese on February 13, 2006 at 04:34
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If you
can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Scorpion on September 24, 2006 at 01:04
Ha Ha! True, True.
Wardogg_212 on October 06, 2006 at 12:39
jackenese, WHO OR WHAT DA FUCK R U!!!
DA Nigga on October 06, 2006 at 12:41
They Were pretty Goood!!!
Gay Cow on October 11, 2006 at 11:45
this is the best day of my life cuz i joined this chat!
a cat on November 14, 2006 at 04:43
u guys r soo bored!!.. all endings have a happy ending and if ur not
happy..its not the ending!!
happy..its not the ending!!
shaista on November 17, 2006 at 10:44
you are all mother fuckers and suck your dads cock (if he has one)
sissy steph on November 20, 2006 at 02:57
i love suckin cock so if your dad is lookin for a nice blow call me on
0787562159
0787562159
your dad on November 20, 2006 at 02:59
if you are gay and not gettin anough action call me on this number i
take any colour any size and any looks call know on 07930673544
take any colour any size and any looks call know on 07930673544
giv it a go for the gay on November 20, 2006 at 03:01
any one out there
sexy steph on November 20, 2006 at 03:04
yes hi sexy steph fancy a fuck
freak on November 20, 2006 at 03:05
hey sexy steph
son on November 20, 2006 at 03:07
hi son wot u look like
batty man on November 20, 2006 at 03:11
iii freak y ay ya talkin to me
steph on November 20, 2006 at 03:13
mOo how trOo
bre on November 30, 2006 at 03:20
Oh yeah!
ladyb on December 06, 2006 at 05:25
"Eat right, excercise, die anyway."
Amoeba_man on December 18, 2006 at 05:00
Amoeba_man, no shit, u catch up quick dont u?
CN5087 on December 22, 2006 at 11:48
Life is full of disappointments, and im full of life! ;)
sexxxy blonddd on January 09, 2007 at 05:12
fuck it
sexxxxy blonddd on January 09, 2007 at 05:14
do i have to, sexxxxy blonddd?
bloaty's on January 12, 2007 at 02:33
I would. Jk. lol
George on January 24, 2007 at 11:04
What did i ever DO 2 U?
Amoeba_man. on February 03, 2007 at 04:18
live everyday like its your birthday!
MAHA on February 27, 2007 at 06:06
Hey Demon_Fire! You suck!
nooooooooooooooo. on March 02, 2007 at 04:33
Surf the waves...not the net
BeachBabe on March 12, 2007 at 03:50
life is meant to find love
without love, one cannot live
livinlifeinlove on March 14, 2007 at 07:22
Dont be the Victim be the Victor. Nature Decays the Quitters. You
cant know real Joy till you know real Sorrow. If you cant deal then
dont play. If you want peace be still, if you want life....MOVE sucka!
cant know real Joy till you know real Sorrow. If you cant deal then
dont play. If you want peace be still, if you want life....MOVE sucka!
DanSez on March 18, 2007 at 01:31
I touch little kids..
Michael_Jackson on March 20, 2007 at 03:31
anyone who wants to talk bad about life can kill them selves...its so
easy if u hate life that much
easy if u hate life that much
carlin on March 20, 2007 at 07:19
i dont get it!!!!!!!!
la la on March 27, 2007 at 05:09
mm it so sexc wen ppl go all profound..til mikal jackson steps up
hornylilgurl on March 29, 2007 at 06:03
Life is short, so eat dessert first! My name is Wolly.
Wolly on May 12, 2007 at 08:00
everyone says lifes to short and everyone says live it to the fullest
why don't u just listen for once and take the advice maybe if every
one says it that their write.
why don't u just listen for once and take the advice maybe if every
one says it that their write.
matty on May 24, 2007 at 10:43
Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own
hearts.
hearts.
matty1 on May 24, 2007 at 10:44
~Somtyms the smallest decisions can change your life forevea~
XshinshinX on June 15, 2007 at 06:54
live each day as it aproaches. tommorrow is not guaranteed anyway!!
Ng'ash on June 21, 2007 at 06:12
wow these are really true if you think about it!!
heyhey on July 12, 2007 at 02:02
Every day about ground is a good day!!!
sir mix alot on July 13, 2007 at 08:57
nice one you got there..
made me smile..
fAyE on August 23, 2007 at 11:17
Life is too short to read these comments...And you just wasted some of
it.
it.
Tanius on August 31, 2007 at 12:48
To live backwards is to be evil, to life backwards doesnt make any
sense
sense
Gazby on September 11, 2007 at 04:07
When the river runs red, take the dirt track instead!!!
Shooba on September 17, 2007 at 04:28
Get your teeth done and put a real smile back on your face :)
Daniel Shaw on October 07, 2007 at 09:30
great ...
Pema on October 17, 2007 at 11:44
so much bla bla bla just enjoy life and die!
Storm1 on October 29, 2007 at 04:57
may the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house and
when the devil finally arives hope he's dumb enough to let you live
when the devil finally arives hope he's dumb enough to let you live
Goomba Girl on January 12, 2008 at 10:05
live life dangerously... run with scissors!!
thoughts_infected on January 23, 2008 at 12:06
okay i think dis stuff tht u guys r syin is
GAYY!!
sorry but
it
makes no sense at all!!!! and its boring!!!!!
makes no sense at all!!!! and its boring!!!!!
Brittany on February 10, 2008 at 12:36
Hey u see ur balls in the mirror and say hey when did i have sex wid
a bird????
a bird????
cool dude.. on March 05, 2008 at 04:55
u are all lame. lame lame lame, i read 3 off the top comments and
regretted that i wasted some of my LIFE reading them. goodbye i am
never going on this site ever again
regretted that i wasted some of my LIFE reading them. goodbye i am
never going on this site ever again
pimp master girl on March 17, 2008 at 03:58
Think of the future and forget the past. Think big.
Ikhuoriah otoide(tallest) on April 20, 2008 at 10:11
you guys are total losers who have nothing better to do then to chat
online, how dorky.
online, how dorky.
shorty on May 08, 2008 at 03:25
k guys im gonna be really freakin sped and leave a really long
comment....maybe i should sing a soooong! "if yuo are what you say u r
a super star! then have no fear cuz the cameras here!" arent i a great
singer! i like ice cream dont you?? haha keep reading! you
probably all think im a loser by now..... BUT THATS OKAY! CUZ THESE
COMMENTS ARE GAY! hehehe that rhymed tra la la la la
la keeeeeep reading hehe WTF UR STILL READING THIS
COMMENT! u must have no life
comment....maybe i should sing a soooong! "if yuo are what you say u r
a super star! then have no fear cuz the cameras here!" arent i a great
singer! i like ice cream dont you?? haha keep reading! you
probably all think im a loser by now..... BUT THATS OKAY! CUZ THESE
COMMENTS ARE GAY! hehehe that rhymed tra la la la la
la keeeeeep reading hehe WTF UR STILL READING THIS
COMMENT! u must have no life
tra la la la la on May 17, 2008 at 07:48
Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.
james dean
james dean
Savanahhhhhh! on August 10, 2008 at 08:00
life has one topic live an from there all things are possible
ladygirl on December 23, 2008 at 08:06
i dont know y im here! help!!! by the way it's fuxing stupid to say
here. Get ur own life.
here. Get ur own life.
shawty on January 09, 2009 at 01:14
Michael Jackson ur so gay!!
I hate Michael Jackson on January 13, 2009 at 05:56
i gotta quote 4 u: wash ur face b4 u wash ur balls
Y on January 21, 2009 at 04:53
god ,
life is not short .
it's the longest thing you will ever
do! name one thing you will do that is longer!
do! name one thing you will do that is longer!
Cassie on January 26, 2009 at 09:16
Hey all, whats up? & just cuz everyone else is pitching in, -"life is
like a dick, when it gets hard, FUCK IT!"- & -"We're only young once,
so lets fuck it up right!"-
like a dick, when it gets hard, FUCK IT!"- & -"We're only young once,
so lets fuck it up right!"-
Paige on January 31, 2009 at 09:56
hmmmm stop commenting on lame blogs
steve on May 21, 2011 at 05:22
Good quotes.
Life is like an apple. Take it for a day and it is
sweet. Try to make it last longer and it goes rotten on you.
sweet. Try to make it last longer and it goes rotten on you.
Me on May 24, 2011 at 07:59
if you hate your life so what do you live for
Lovender Manyasha on June 30, 2011 at 06:56
The last two are awesome
Maddy on July 20, 2011 at 04:51
i really dnt knw wat i gt but juss correct the heading those rubbish
much better with juss'life quotes'...common people enough with
pretending it sucks i knw!!!
much better with juss'life quotes'...common people enough with
pretending it sucks i knw!!!
a real post on December 04, 2011 at 04:33
Its nice to have a site like these one keep it up guy "le nyolla pelo
tse nyahameng" hela yalo ba2ng.....
tse nyahameng" hela yalo ba2ng.....
Mr on December 10, 2011 at 07:09
this website is not that stupid after all.....
purple hero on April 07, 2012 at 08:38
When life leaves us blind
Love keeps us kind!
Anik on June 16, 2012 at 08:33
Sometimes I think God must love stupid people because he's created so
so many of them!!!
so many of them!!!
SuperNova on July 21, 2012 at 10:14
you made my day guys, this is my favourite website :D
Spartakus on February 27, 2013 at 03:33
Smile please. It costs nothing...!
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