Licking Envelopes

>If you lick your envelopes...You won't anymore!
> > >
> > >A woman was working in a post office in California, one day she
> > >licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a
> > >sponge. That very day the lady cut her tongue on the envelope.
> > >A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She
> > >went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was
> > >not sore or anything.
> > >A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and
> > >it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She
> > >went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done.
> > >The doctor, took an x-ray of her tongue, and noticed a lump. He
> > >prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue
> > >open, a live roach crawled out. There were roach eggs on the seal
> > >of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue,
> > >because of her saliva. It was warm and moist...
> > >
> > >This is a true story reported on CNN !
> > >Andy Hume wrote:
> > >Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn't believe
> > >the.....things that float around in those gum applicator trays.
> > >haven't licked an envelope for years.