* Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After a
while you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually
* Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you when he is
in trouble again.
* Behind every successful woman is a man who is surprised.
* Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
* Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
* Forgive your enemies but remember their names
* I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger
to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
* Some pain is physical and some is mental, but one that's both is
* Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's