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During an hour's
swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.











In an average day your hands will have come
into indirect contact with 15 penises
(touching door handles etc.)






An average person's yearly fast food intake
will contain 12 pubic hairs.







In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects
- while you slept!







Annually you will shake hands with 11 women
who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.







Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who
have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.







In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined
the contents of your dirty linen basket.







At an average wedding reception you have a
1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.







Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other
peoples' anal gases.







HAVE A GREAT DAY!















User Comments
how can u say have a great day????
Awonlie on October 15, 2005 at 05:17
i think that was funny lol
maria on October 15, 2005 at 08:05
GROSS!
Me on October 15, 2005 at 10:16
eww!!
kitcat91 on October 26, 2005 at 01:40
All Disgusting but True
Mr. Sofa King on November 02, 2005 at 07:14
truth hurts doesnt it...
kaya on November 15, 2005 at 03:18
15 penises hun?? yessssss
kalena the great on November 19, 2005 at 08:34
and god knows how many who pissed and pooped without washing their
hands . . .
i_heart_hayden on November 26, 2005 at 04:56
This is some awsomly sick shit!
Blackrose on November 29, 2005 at 08:04
DIS IS SUM SICK SHIT!!!!!!!
sexgod on December 02, 2005 at 02:01
im never eatin fast food 12 pubic hairs thats just wrong now how can i
have a nice
paul on December 02, 2005 at 06:12
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
charli on December 09, 2005 at 05:51
hahaha that was flippin hilarious... yet disturbingly disgusting at
the same time
LISAA on December 14, 2005 at 09:23
OMG...I need to go to throw up now....
:-) on December 20, 2005 at 06:10
firstly, I LUV HAYDEN TOO i_heart_hayden hehe and ewwww!!!!! thats
sooo nasty!!!
fallen rain on December 29, 2005 at 03:29
ewwww now im even more afraid to touch doornobs:(
tay<3 on January 05, 2006 at 10:55
yeah so???/ who cares?!!
Cameron on January 15, 2006 at 12:08
Uhh that is so grose....and they say have a nice day thats reassuring
1234 on January 15, 2006 at 03:01
Eww thats nasty
JEn on January 15, 2006 at 04:11
asssssssshooooleeeeeeee and so are maria, kalena.
sandy on January 27, 2006 at 03:39
hahaha...That was some pretty interesting yet gross stuff.
lila grace on January 29, 2006 at 06:52
hahaha...That was some pretty interesting yet gross stuff.
lila grace on January 29, 2006 at 06:53
o.O
bolo001 on February 06, 2006 at 04:16
what about door handles
Jackenese on February 13, 2006 at 03:50
rite who sed door nobs, i got confused (tay 3)
jackenese on February 13, 2006 at 03:52
ewww!on da second one did sum1 go watch a dorr nob n ask da people dat
turned da nob if dey played wiv dere willy!? im curious p.s
EWWWWWWWWWWWW
xjadex on March 24, 2006 at 03:56
guess now we know why theyre called door "knobs"
hanniese on September 26, 2006 at 05:07
Whoever thinks that is gross can fornicate themselves with a large
iron stick these are cool
Wardogg_212 on October 06, 2006 at 12:24
OMGGGGGG that was sooo f***ing discusting but sadky very true :/ omg
15 penises and 1 liter of fart
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
roughryder on October 25, 2006 at 02:38
To virgin girls: Don't say you've never touched his thing. To
homophobe guys: You just touched another man's penis within the last
25 hours! To
AllieCat on October 30, 2006 at 06:44
that is like so NASTY!!!!
spunky09 on November 05, 2006 at 04:58
LMFAO!!! LOL THAT WAS HILARIOUS BUT AT THE SAME TIME SO FREEEEEKING
DISTURBING!!!!EW PPL HAVE SUM RESPECT AND BE CLEAN!LOL
Da1andOnlyMissEve on December 02, 2006 at 08:39
Get over it u f***ing pussies, there are more worst things in life.
CN5087 on December 22, 2006 at 11:45
this is sick but i thought as much, it all guna happen one way or
another...did you know you also eat other peoples shit 5 times a
year.....i made that up but probably true...
frogsylitious on December 24, 2006 at 08:56
that was gross but cool
mary on December 28, 2006 at 02:53
that was heLla GR0SS but true....
jae-ahn on December 30, 2006 at 06:40
sorry i had that immature outburst but that was so disturbing!
bre. on January 04, 2007 at 04:52
sex can wait, masterbate! so not true go find someone and mmm have a
good time
mmm on January 15, 2007 at 09:59
Eeeeww,,, how can they say have a great day? when you are getting all
these SICK germs ...lol Ppl please wash your hands that is just
nasty!!
gross on January 15, 2007 at 10:00
ewwwwwwwwww i'm scared now
Val on January 22, 2007 at 11:37
ew...lol
The Crazy Butcher on January 28, 2007 at 01:06
u people can chill outt... sure its gross but its life... deal with it
linda on February 21, 2007 at 04:50
I am NEVER eating at a fast food place again!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! I am going to throw up now!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
I am me!!! on February 26, 2007 at 06:21
That was very disturbing.
MOO! on February 26, 2007 at 06:22
dispicably disgusting. and have a great day? you have just made my
life a nightmare.:(
jen-non.thee.less on March 16, 2007 at 09:03
practise safe sex, use a condom! i like finger fun
Amy n jade on March 22, 2007 at 05:32
thats
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
la la on March 27, 2007 at 05:12
what... the... ****
L on April 14, 2007 at 05:45
Dis Is Funiiiiiiiiiiiiii...But Also Very Sick & Twisted XP
XD on April 17, 2007 at 02:12
amy n jade do u wash ur hands after??
hi on May 06, 2007 at 07:49
oi did u no (and dis is true even research it) that 90% of da stuff
under ur fingernails is shit?!
Wolly on May 12, 2007 at 06:01
im never eatin again..
eeeeeeeh on May 14, 2007 at 08:19
these are a little bit unbelievable to be honest. how do they know
that the men and women who your shaking hands with have masturbated
and not washed thier hands?? how can you possibly find something like
that out?? ''hey nice to meet you *shakes hand* by the way have you
recently masturbated and not washed your hands?''
lau on May 17, 2007 at 03:40
i like cheese
crazy-alert on June 12, 2007 at 05:27
thats totally gross. hahaha it made me laugh though.
jimmy on June 28, 2007 at 03:58
i love you jimmy
todd. on June 28, 2007 at 04:00
that doesn't happen to me because i never leave the house.. because
the sun burns...
mole man on July 12, 2007 at 12:37
what if you never chake hands with anyone? i never do. and that's
why.
Mia on August 14, 2007 at 06:18
ummmm . . . mole man? have you ever seen bench warmers? . . .. . .
just wondering lol
bang bang baby on September 09, 2007 at 01:52
How can the possibly know how many pubic hairs are in the average fast
food? Did they conduct a survey or something?? :/
Ickle on September 18, 2007 at 05:09
ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!! i'm a competitive swimmer and i practice like 3
hrs. daily!!! ewwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
Lyra on November 15, 2007 at 08:42
fuck my life
w00tag3 on December 25, 2007 at 08:40
sick man!!!!!! ewwwwwww!!!!!!!! gross!! = )
kelso g lol = ) on December 29, 2007 at 01:25
its cool 15 penises i wish i could just go up to my hot friend and
just masterbate of on him or for him and give him a massive blow job
and stick his dick up my ass and want him to cum in my mouth and ass
zack on April 06, 2008 at 04:08
fucking nasty. go die noob
sdfgsdfgsdfg on June 30, 2008 at 06:11
ugh, discusting. some people should learn how to be clean, that's just
nasty. i think i'm gonna barf now.
izzie on August 08, 2008 at 01:39
"Have a great day" I'll have whatever kind of a day I want and you
mind your own! When someone says that,it's like they're ordering you
to have a great day.I hate this toxic optimism that spreading all over
the place like a virus.Yes I'm a negative person but I like to be
realistic.None of this stuff surprised me.I dont know how they figured
it out but I think I'm going to go to grab a burger and shake hands
with some random people.Give my immune system a workout.Bugs?Hey extra
protein!Lol!
Tash on January 24, 2009 at 04:05
to be continued......
mona on September 06, 2011 at 09:54
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF YUUUCK >_< EWWWWWWWW AAAAAAAAAGHAGA I GOTTA
GET CLEAN GOTTA GET CLEAN!!!FROM NOW ON IM NOT OPENING DOORS >_<
YAAAAAAAK!EWW MY BUDDY OTTA STAY AWAY FROM CHEESEBURGERS!!!!IM NOT
SHAKING HANDS ANYMORE! I DONT WANNA SWIM! AAHGGGG GROSS! AAAAAH! NOOOO
NOO NOO ON i otta stay away from doors ._. stay faaar away from
strangers and fast food ._.
O_O R-idiot on October 01, 2011 at 03:48
O_O R-idiot, don't forget the one about the farts. are you going to
stop breathing too? :D
sdjf on November 24, 2011 at 03:30
I just legit ate mcdonalds-__- great.
lucia on July 21, 2012 at 08:07

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