During an hour's
swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come
into indirect contact with 15 penises
(touching door handles etc.)
An average person's yearly fast food intake
will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects
- while you slept!
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women
who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who
have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined
the contents of your dirty linen basket.
At an average wedding reception you have a
1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other
peoples' anal gases.
HAVE A GREAT DAY!