1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.
2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.
3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America contest.
4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.
5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for Best Actor and Actress.
6. Name the last decade's worth of World Series Winners.
How did you do?
The point is, none of us remembers the headliners of yesterday. These are no second-rate achievers. They're the best in their fields. But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten.
Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners.
Now here's another quiz. See how you do on this one:
1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.
2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time.
3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.
4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated and special.
5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with.
6. Name half a dozen heroes whose stories have inspired you.
Easier, aint it?
The people who make a difference in our lives aren't the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards. They're the ones who care. So lets acknowledge them and appreciate what they do for us simply by letting them know that we too care.
Something else to think about:
Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two
1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.
True friends: How many people actually have 8 true friends?
Hardly anyone I know ! But some of us have all right friends and good friends!!!
You have been Tagged by the Green Dog!
You will Have Good Luck For Two Years if you send this to 8 people or more and if this is sent back to you then you are a true friend......
You must send it in 5 minutes or your good luck will run out.
If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
Do Dutch people always split the bill?
If you shine a light into a mirror, do you get twice as much light?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?
Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?
If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?
How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?
Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
If you're sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
You know the _expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?
If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?
Is sign language the same in languages other than English?
Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
If you went back in time and killed your mother would you disappear the moment you killed her?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
Can you cry under water?
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
If the handicapped bathrooms are for people who cant walk why do they put them at the end of the bathrooms?
Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than their actual marriage?
Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
How come you can kill a deer and put it on your wall but it's illegal to keep them as a pet?
Can someone give up lent for lent?
Why would Dodge make a car called Ram?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
If CD.s were spun in the opposite direction, would it say everything backwards?
Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?
What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?
Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
If you died on the International Dateline, and half of you were on 1 side and the other half on the other side, what day would you die?
If someone crashes his or her car on purpose, why is it still a car accident?
If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
If Sunday is the holy day of rest why do we have to get up early for church?
When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn.t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?
Since you have to pull over when you see a funeral coming down the road...what would you do if there were a funeral coming down both sides?
Is it possible for a narcoleptic to have insomnia?
If no one buys a ticket to a movie, does the movie still play?
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
If a fire truck was on its way to a fire and it passes another fire, which fire would it go to?
Do fish ever get thirsty?
If I think, and therefore I am, am I just a thought?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren.t more people happy?
Why does the label on children.s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it's for CHILDREN!?
Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?
Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up?
If you built a time machine with all new parts, when you went back would the parts you use disappear because they didn't exist then?
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?
If the energizer bunny attacks someone, is he charged with battery?
If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?
Do judges and lawyers do jury duty?
Do fish sleep?
If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?
If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous? You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for?
If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
If your're born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days?
Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up?
If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?
If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being judgmental yourself?
Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
If somebody vanished without a trace, how do people know they are missing?
What's the opposite of opposite?
If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?
Did they have antiques in the olden days?
Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
Can blind people see their dreams?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
If masochists like to torture themselves, wouldn't they do it best by not torturing themselves? and if so, aren't we all masochist?
Aren't you tired of people asking you rhetorical questions and you don't know if they are rhetorical questions or not?
Why do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, when we keep worthless junk in the garage?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
How come thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?
How can something be new and improved? if it's new, what was it improving on?
Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open?
If you lived in Siberia and you wronged the Russians government, where would they send you?
Aren't all generalizations false?
Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill herself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If superglue is so good, why doesn't it stick to the side of the tube?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the driver end up owing you money?
If you play a blank tape at full volume and have a mime for a neighbor, will he complain?
If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you're done?
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
What do sheep count when they can't sleep?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
What happens when you call a 1-800 number collect?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
What's another word for synonym?
When vultures are on their deathbed, are they ever tempted to eat themselves?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, "The whole time."
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
If I had some ham, I could have some ham and eggs, if I had some eggs.
We have a strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
I filled out an application that said, "In Case of Emergency Notify". I wrote "Doctor"... What's my mother going to do?
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone.'
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.
I'm still not sure if I understand ambiguity.
There's no such thing as nonexistence.
Cooperation can only be reached if we work together.
It doesn't matter what temperature a room is; it's always room temperature.
Don't chew [or eat] with your mouth full.
I always wanted to be a procrastinator!
Don't be redundant by repeating yourself.
I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid.
Free advice is worth what you paid for it.
I keep telling myself that I am a pathological liar, but I am not sure if I believe it.
Not only am I redundant & superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary.
Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is a little like having a peeing section in a pool.
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.
In case of emergency, break glass. Scream. Bleed to death.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
Be alert - the world needs more lerts.
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
If you can't beat em', arrange to have them beaten.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move dead bodies.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
If at first you don't succeed, then you didn't do it right!
To successfully keep robbers out of your house put six locks on your door. When you go out, lock every other one. No matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.
All marriages are happy - it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems.
DICTIONARY: The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
I think, therefore I am single.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
No problem is so big and complicated that it can't be ran away from.
The shortest distance between two points is how far apart they are.
There are only three kinds of people; people who can count and people who can't.
You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away, and you have their shoes too.
The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
- 100 Most Influential People Who Never Lived
- 10 Things That Were Discovered Accidentally
- 200 Amazing Secrets
- 21st Century
- 30 Years Difference
- 50 Romantic Things To Do For Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend
- 9 Things God Wont Ask On The Judgement Day
- 9 Things I Hate About Everyone
- A Glimpse Of The World
- Accident Report
- Actual Excuses Notes From The Parents
- Actual Headlines
- Actual Insurance Forms
- Actual Writings On Hospital Charts
- Airline Attendant Announcments
- Amazing Facts
- Ancient Chinese Proverbs
- Apples On The Trees
- Barney Is Devil
- Basic Horoscope
- Be Happy Today
- Belching Dragon Restaurant
- Birth Dates And Animals
- Birth Numbers
- Birthday Colors
- Chat With God
- Chinese Good Luck
- Chinese Horoscope
- Dear God
- Deep Thoughts
- Differences Between Love And Like
- Disgusting Truth Of Your Life
- Dog Crossing Street
- Easy And Hard
- Eleven Proven Ways To Get Along Better With Everyone
- Emergency Friendship System
- Employment Question
- Ever Wondered
- Examples Of Unclear Writing
- Fashion Suggestions For Nerds
- Five More Minutes
- Friends Alphabet
- Friends Find Their Way
- From Birth To Death
- From The Heart
- Full Day Of Education
- Funny Life Quotes
- Funny Signs
- God Answers Prayer
- God Created Animals
- God In Every Moment
- Good Morning Advice
- Government Programs
- Great Inspiration
- Great Relationship
- Great Wealth
- Happiness Is Something You Decide On Ahead Of Time
- Having A Bad Day
- Heart With Words
- Hourly Earnings
- How The Word FAMILY Came About
- How To Stay Young And Happy
- I Am Thankful
- I Believe
- I Love You In 20 Languages
- If I Could Be A Letter
- If You Love Someone
- Important Advice
- Inner Peace
- Interview With God
- Japanese Prime Minister
- Kids Reflections On The Nature Of Love
- Licking Envelopes
- Life Stages
- Logical Lessons
- Lotus Totus Good Luck Advice
- Love Chart
- Love Letter
- Love Story
- Making Of Honda Ad
- Meaning Of Hello
- Memo From God
- Miracle Cure
- Mud Puddles And Sunny Yellow Dandelions
- Never Have Regrets
- Never If
- New Definitions For 2002
- Only In America
- Our Faces
- Psychological Profile Test
- Psychological Test
- Quotes From Bernard Shaw
- Real Court Reports
- Research On The Order Of Letters
- Rules Of Life
- Safety Tips For Women
- Secret Of Success
- Shake It Off
- Sleeping 1
- Sleeping 2
- Sleeping 3
- Sleeping 4
- Sleeping Styles
- Some Pieces Of Advice
- Something To Think About
- Somtimes Life Is Fair
- Stepping Up In Life
- Story Of Our Life
- Survival At Work
- Take Time
- Talking To God
- Tell Them You Love Them
- That Is Life
- The Best Things In Life
- The Gift Of Life
- The Lotus Totus
- The Most Important Part Of The Body
- The Mosts
- The Pig
- The Rules Of The Happy Life
- The World Is Changing
- The Art Of Letting Go
- Things I Have Learned From My Children
- Things You Didnt Know You Didnt Know
- Things You Never Knew Had Names
- Things To Think About
- Three Filter Test
- Three Men
- Three Things Of Life
- To My Friends
- To Realize
- Top Eight Idiots Of 2002
- Two Things To A Good Life
- Two Traveling Angels
- Useless Facts
- Useless Facts Part 2
- Useless Facts Part 3
- Valentine Day Quotes By William Shakespeare
- Water Therapy From India
- We Are So Blessed
- Wear Sunscreen
- Weird Facts
- Weird Questions
- What Does Your Name Start With
- What Life Is All About
- What Tree Did You Fall From
- What Wise Man Said
- What Your Birth Day Says
- What Your Birth Month Says
- What Your Initial Stands For
- What A Difference A Century Makes
- What Do People Talk About
- What Is Love
- What Is Wrong With This World
- Whenever A Man Lies
- Why Ocean Water Is Salty
- Why Women Cry
- Why Worry
- You And God
- You And Your Crush
- Your Friendship
- Your Insurance Wont Cover THAT