Top 10 Indian Joint Ventures

10. A chain of "Bhaskar-RaoBins" ice cream stores all over the
country, in collaboration with Baskin Robins. 
9. Kraft will make "PARAMESAN CHEESE" at Madras, in collaboration
with Parameswaran & Co. 
8. Kentucky Fried Chicken will open its chain of Indian version, to be named,
"KARNATAKI FLY-ED CHICKEN" and will be headquartered at Bangalore. 
7. Pizza Hut will open a chain, in the back alleys of all cities, its
version, to be named:"PICHHE HUT". Headquarters: Kanpur. PICHHE =
means back-alleys for the uneducated 6
. McDonalds will open its fast food restaurants to be named: "McDosalu".
Hqs. Hyderabad. Main menu: Idli and Dosa. 
5. Mr. Submarine will name its restaurants as "Mr. SUBRAMANI", to
be headquartered at Madras. 
4. Red Carpets colored with biodegradable (hence environmentally friendly)
red PAAN. Juice extracts will enjoy duty-free status in US. 
3. Dallas Cowboys will own a new franchise: Dilli's COW-BHAIS, to teach
Indians how to play Football.... with hands. 
2. Duty-free import of Ambassador cars into USA, as long as they are not used
outside of Demolition Derby. 
1. Internal Revenue Service will provide technology transfer of its Tax
System software to Indian Income Tax Dept and to be named: "UNCLE SHYAM".