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And You Thought Sardars Are Dumb

Santa and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Patiyala to New Delhi. The lawyer asks if he would like to play a fun
game. Santa, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and
explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me fifty rupees, and
vice versa." 
Again, Santa declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay
me Rs. 50, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you Rs. 5000." 
This catches Santa's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question: "What's
the distance from the earth to the moon?" 
Santa doesn't say a word, reaches into his purse, pulls out a Rs. 50 bill, and hands it to the
lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn." Santa asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes back with four legs?" 
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references ... no
answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress ... no answer. Frustrated, he sends
e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail. After an hour,
he wakes Santa and hands him Rs. 5000. Santa thanks him and turns back to
get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, stirs Santa and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" 
Without a word, Santa reaches into his purse, hands the lawyer Rs. 50, and goes back to sleep. And you
thought Sardars were dumb.



User Comments
I was standing at jalandhar station when my attent
twink on April 25, 2006 at 05:45
You're a racist jackass. How about some Brahmin jokes, since most
Hindus are illiterate and living in poverty, with their tilak and
dhoti they pass air leisurely with their friends. How much dowry did
you buy your wife for, fuckhead? All the Hindus in the west run little
convenience stores and pick up cow-dung from their backyards. No
wonder India is a third-world country. Bloody hypocrite.
Rani on January 31, 2008 at 12:58

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