There was once a Indian and an Pakistani who lived next door to each other.
The Indian owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one
of his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the
Pakistani's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Pakistani pick
up the egg. The Indian ran up to the Pakistani and told him that the egg
belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Pakistani disagreed because the
egg was laid on his property.
They argued for a while until finally the Indian said, "In my family we
normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and
time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and
time how long it takes for me to get up, who ever gets up quicker wins the
egg."
The Pakistani agreed to this and so the Indian found his heaviest pair of
boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Pakistani
and kicked as hard as he could in the balls. The Pakistani fell to the floor
clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually the Pakistani stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick
you."
The Indian said, "Keep the damn egg!"
The Indian owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one
of his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the
Pakistani's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Pakistani pick
up the egg. The Indian ran up to the Pakistani and told him that the egg
belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Pakistani disagreed because the
egg was laid on his property.
They argued for a while until finally the Indian said, "In my family we
normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and
time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and
time how long it takes for me to get up, who ever gets up quicker wins the
egg."
The Pakistani agreed to this and so the Indian found his heaviest pair of
boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Pakistani
and kicked as hard as he could in the balls. The Pakistani fell to the floor
clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually the Pakistani stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick
you."
The Indian said, "Keep the damn egg!"
Well good to know Hen lays eggs. Apart from that its not bad joke
Indian on October 02, 2006 at 01:07
Well! You Indians are deprived of everything. I got egg as well as
kicks. what's the harm?
kicks. what's the harm?
Pakistani on December 06, 2006 at 09:55
i think that was funny, but raceist!
natasha on April 02, 2007 at 11:11
This actually tells a lot about India's policies. They kick everyone
else around, the government places blame on everyone but themselves,
and the people are duped into believing this, thus all illegal
activities, all human rights violations are swept under the rug.
Nobody pays attention to the amount of bad things India has done, even
in what it claims as to be "Indian Kashmir". Pakistan does bad as
well, but this is quite sad. I guess it justifies the BJP, VHP, RSS,
Shiv Sena and Bajrang Dal, when they wish to destroy all Muslims and
drive them off to Pakistan, where they will destroy all Pakistanis?
Quite sad, my friend, quite sad. We are one. Indian=Pakistani. In
fact, both titles are useless. The land was called Hind, later turned
to Hindustan by Persians, and that encompasses the entire
subcontinent. We are all one.
else around, the government places blame on everyone but themselves,
and the people are duped into believing this, thus all illegal
activities, all human rights violations are swept under the rug.
Nobody pays attention to the amount of bad things India has done, even
in what it claims as to be "Indian Kashmir". Pakistan does bad as
well, but this is quite sad. I guess it justifies the BJP, VHP, RSS,
Shiv Sena and Bajrang Dal, when they wish to destroy all Muslims and
drive them off to Pakistan, where they will destroy all Pakistanis?
Quite sad, my friend, quite sad. We are one. Indian=Pakistani. In
fact, both titles are useless. The land was called Hind, later turned
to Hindustan by Persians, and that encompasses the entire
subcontinent. We are all one.
nameless on November 29, 2007 at 10:06
we are still far better than pakis
answer to nameless and all pakis on December 13, 2007 at 01:51
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