Proposal

A Desi chap was deeply in love with a pretty foreign girl, whom he wanted.
But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to go
alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of proposal to
her. 
HE WROTE : 

Most worthy of your estimation
after a long consideration
and much mediation. 
I have a strong indication 
to become your relation. 
As to my educational qualification, 
it is no exaggeration or fabrication 
that I have passed my matriculation examination; 
no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation. 
What do you say to the solemnization 
of our marriage celebration 
according to the glorification of modern civilization 
and with a view to the expansion of the population of present
generation. 
On your approbation of the application, 
I shall make preparation to improve my situation, 
and if such obligation is worthy of consideration 
it will be our argumentation of the joy and 
exaltation of our joint dissimilation. 
Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion, 
To remain victim of your fascination. 

SHE WROTE : 

Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination, 
Congratulation for your lengthy narration 
of course full of affection aimed at an affiliation 
for a combination which on examination 
I find is a fine presentation of your ambition. 
You have passed your matriculation with little preparation, 
what about my graduation after a long botheration, 
so improve situation in education 
and make an application by acquisition 
of post graduation and minimum qualification 
for the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation 
undergo beautification. 
Further strict observation of the following conditions is the 
regulation for the determination of our relation. 
1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my connection. 
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of any
fascination and, 
3. Procreation must not be your recreation. 
In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of paper
conversation. 
I Remain, 
Unaffected by your affection.