Telegu Remake Of Jurassic Park Underway

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Spielberg's smash hit dinosaur flick "Jurassic
Park" is the latest victim of the Telugu film industry's remake
factory. The blockbuster special-effects extravaganza is being
re-made for a Telugu audience, and the script will
undergo some modification to appeal to the discerning
Telugu movie go-er.
"What is there in Spielberg or George Lucas? They
make good films, but our film will be better than the
original. We are using Indian values to add
some interest value." said someone named Rao.
Reports reveal that the main
story line will involve a dinosaur whose mother is
kidnapped by smugglers. The dinosaur then sets off on a long journey to
rescue her, discovers that the kidnappers had killed his
father over the issue of some merchandising rights,
and gets his revenge by blowing
up a few helicopters. On the way, he meets and falls in love with a
girl dinosaur with big breasts and garish
clothes, and marries her at the end of the film. Efforts are on to design
a dinosaur with a moustache, as this is essential
for a hero to be successful in Telugu.
There will also be some spectacular song and fight
sequences, including a group dance atop the Eiffel
tower, and a brutal fistfight involving
some fruit carts and an
"What is the use of brown
dinosaurs? So boring. We are going to have more colorful
dinosaurs - probably pink, lime-green
and royal purple, "said someone named Reddy.
When asked if they might also be candy-striped or polka-dotted,
he angrily retorted "What? Are you crazy? How can
dinosaurs have patterns?"
The film is tentatively titled "Jurassic
Alludu", but producers are also toying with alternatives like "Bobbili
Dino" and "T-Rex No.1."
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