Sindhi
lawyer: Case-wani
Sindhi lawyer after a case: Purse-wani
The blue-skier sindhi: Akash-wani
Supplied in south indian hospitals: Nursing gum
Desi who falls at people's feet: Charan Singh
Desi who falls at peopls' feet and stays there: Gir charan Singh
What
is a smart Malayalee called?
Debo-nair.
What
is a dynamic malayalee called ?
Pheno-Menon.
Why
did the malayalee crossed the road ?
Simbly.
What
did one Bengali voyeur ask another?
Keyhollo.
How
was wire invented?
Two
marwaris spotted the same coin.
Why
did the Gujju think the film Gandhi was about a woman?
Because
Be(h)n Kingsley was in it.
What
is a communist Sindhi called?
Lalwani.
What
is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called?
Thadani.
What
is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor called?
Kriplani.
What
is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor called?
Marjani.
What
are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
I, Iyer, Iyengar.
What
is a jiving Sardar called?
Breakdan
Singh.
What
do you call a sardar who drinks only beer ?
Just-beer
Singh.
What
do you call a sardar who has only one drink ?
Just-one
Singh.
a
sikh scuba diver .. JULL-UNDER SINGH
a
better adapted sikh diver .. JULLUNDER SINGH GILL
a
bald sardarjee .. BAL-WANT SINGH
What
does a sardarjee say to a whore ?
..
WHORE JEE, KI HAL HAI ?
Why
do you say (Bhagwan Shri) Rajneesh detests city life ?
'cos,
from Koregaon he went to Oreg(a)on.
Why
is A.P the land of underwears ?
'cos
there they keep saying - yemUNDEE, chappUNDEE, koorchUNDDEE etc.
What
is the (State) Anthem of A.P ?
telan-gana-mana
...
What
is the most famous jingle in A.P ?
A.P
days are here again ...
What
do you call a bong who talks a lot, sometimes without making sense?
Mr.
Chatter Jee.
Who
is that guy visiting the Golden Temple everyday?
Har
Mandir Singh.
What
do you call a very rich Malayalee?
Million
Iyer
Who
is he who has many publications to his credit?
Journal
Singh
What
do you call a bong who takes bribe?
Mr.
Goosh
Who
is he who visited the Russia-China border?
Long
Wall Singh
Who
is that guy who enlightens others?
Lanthanwalla
What
do you call a sikh female's boyfriend?
Her
Pal Singh
What
do you call a sikh guy running towards the enemy camp with a white flag
in
his hand?
Surrender
Singh
How
does a malayalee spell the word 'MOON' ?
M
- O yet another O N.
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ltlrxuhakp on June 22, 2007 at 09:36
The kind lawyer!..
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in
the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the
road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to
investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man. "We
don`t have any money for food." the poor man replied. "Oh, come
along with me then." "But sir, I have a wife with two children!"
"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!", he said to the other
man. "But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man
answered. "Bring them as well!"
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the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the
road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to
investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man. "We
don`t have any money for food." the poor man replied. "Oh, come
along with me then." "But sir, I have a wife with two children!"
"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!", he said to the other
man. "But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man
answered. "Bring them as well!"
........................................................... Hope
u wud join n help me create a special place 4 Indian Desi
online. Its real desi site!!! Just check it out!!! Thank YOU
nishant Ahuja on September 17, 2007 at 06:59
funny stuff
raul on October 04, 2007 at 10:01
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