A Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of
Delhi found himself needing to urinate badly. After a long search he could not
find any place to you-know, and eventually couldn't control himself and chose a
silent corner of a clean street to release himself.
As soon as he had just started you-know-what, a Delhi police official
approached him, "Hey, What do you think you're doing here?"
Pakistani tourist: "Sorry I have to Pee"
Police : "No PP here okay ? Follow me."
The Police officer took him to a beautiful garden nearby with lots of grass,
flowers and singing birds around.
Police: "PP here..... and have a nice day".
Pakistani tourist : "Oh Sir, ....... that's very nice of you, is this
Police: "No.......this is The Pakistani Embassy!"