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A Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of
Delhi found himself needing to urinate badly. After a long search he could not
find any place to you-know, and eventually couldn't control himself and chose a
silent corner of a clean street to release himself. 
As soon as he had just started you-know-what, a Delhi police official
approached him, "Hey, What do you think you're doing here?" 
Pakistani tourist: "Sorry I have to Pee" 
Police : "No PP here okay ? Follow me." 
The Police officer took him to a beautiful garden nearby with lots of grass,
flowers and singing birds around. 
Police: "PP here..... and have a nice day". 
Pakistani tourist : "Oh Sir, ....... that's very nice of you, is this
Indian courtesy?"
Police: "No.......this is The Pakistani Embassy!"



Guys You have to understand this is a largely racist joke. While
you may argue that no doubt there are equivalent bad jokes on
pro-pakistani sites someplace, do everyone a favor and be smart enough
not to be insulting to other races.
joedredd on December 13, 2005 at 08:38
joedredd is an asshole... pakistanis are the worst race on earth... i
say all indians should pee on the border and drown those sons of
motherless dogs
bappi on January 28, 2006 at 11:33
Bappi is a cunthole, I wish everyone could wank into a jar then
contaminate into indian waters. lol. thats what would be funny ;)
Ibby on April 05, 2006 at 10:31
Pakistanis are not a race. I swear, I wonder how my fellow Indians can
be as ignorant as they are. All Pakistanis, with the exception of some
Pathans and Balochis, are Indo-Aryan. That is the same race that
everyone in the Northern part of the Indian Subcontinent belong to,
including Punjabis, Gujaratis, Marathis, Rajasthanis, Kashmiris,
Biharis, Bengalis, etc. Over half of Pakistan is Punjabi, and last
time I checked, unless people here are as ignorant as they truly seem,
there are two "Punjabs"...it's just that the British decided to draw a
line in the middle to split them, calling one side "Indian" and the
other side "Pakistani". The other ethnic groups include Kashmiris,
Sindhis, Memons, Gujaratis and small populations of Biharis and
Bengalis. If common sense still exists, all of these ethnic groups can
be found in India as well. Get over your nationalistic crap,
seriously. India is responsible for horrible crimes against its
minority populations, especially against Muslims, who many Indians
consider to be "Pakistani". Most of the hatred many Indians have
against Pakistanis comes from underlying hatred of Muslims, plain and
simple, and it is quite sad and pathetic. You are of the same blood
yet buy into all the nationalistic propaganda and rhetoric. If only
Hindustan had never split...the Indian subcontinent would hold the
largest population in the world, let alone the fact that South Asians
(Indian, Pakistani, Nepali, Bangladeshi, Sri Lankan, Maldivian,
Bhutanese, and southern Afghan) make up the largest Muslim community
in the world. Am I alone in thinking that a much more integrated
community would bring more peace? Stop the ignorant method of
thinking...Indians are no different than Pakistanis, and Indians
relate the most with Pakistanis and Pakistanis relate the most to
Indians, without one doubt whatsoever.
nameless on November 29, 2007 at 10:00
I am not a racist and refuse to be connected to these pakis on the
basis of race. Also most muslims in India can be considered as to
be pakistanis but carrying an India passport
fuck nameless on July 11, 2008 at 12:30

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